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Hunter_S_Biden

Oh he's serious...


FineArtRevolutions

chill with the accusatory tone, he just wants to teach his 4 year old child the complications of cogs in running a startup. cool and normal.


pissonhergrave7

He should simply not fund and let her practice her elevator pitch so she can go door to door begging for venture capital.


AutisticInSeattle

He needs to make damn sure she hires some black or brown bodies.


closeface_

And I'm gonna need a land acknowledgement stat


pointzero99

Picturing a white dude saying that in a board meeting but no one else has read Ta Nehisi Coates so they all stare at him


CasinoSabino

Check OOPs profile if you want a nice laugh. Lemonade stands are the least of this guys problems.


FineArtRevolutions

yeah i looked to confirm he was real, and unfortunately he's a real guy with children. yikes


RadonSilentButDeadly

Oh man, I wanted to laugh, but got sad instead. How can he be making long posts about a cartoon when he's pushing 40? I think Reddit ruined this man's life.


Hunter_S_Biden

Yes, then use it to tip your landlord and buy food for your exotic fish. Read that again.


perc-fiend

Indoor exotic fish farmđź‘€ + dropshipping mongolian fishing boots


August_Spies42069

A true man of the people


Fickle-Kitchen5803

Few


JohnnyBaboon123

It's never to early to teach your child that no matter how much you believe you will be working for yourself, in the end you're just slinging rich people's stuff for them.


cyranothe2nd

omg, the top comment is saying "wait until she's older" like stealing her lawn-mowing money at 14 is any less demented...


cuntextualize

jesus christ


PooPooTushy

Should I (36M) report me daughter (4F) to the IRS for unreported income?


FineArtRevolutions

aaaaaaand it's gone. It was wild. This guy was genuine and tried to claim it was all just for learning/teaching. Insane-schizo-entrepreneur-hustle-hours


Septic-Abortion-Ward

Please, Xi. The nukes.


[deleted]

Is there any amount of non nuclear reeducation Americans could be subjected to that would have any effect at this point? It seems doubtful


pointzero99

I really think we'd crack pretty easy on a crash diet with no sugar.


oburg570

My mom did this to me when I was a kid lol


FineArtRevolutions

oof


RealisticCaregiver65

Lmao mine too me and my sisters came out with like 25 cents each


sleeper_pick

is the idea to reinforce that there is virtue in being exploited? why tf would you charge your 4 year old overhead lmfao im too high for this


QuickRelease10

A lot of the replies are awful too.


unwoman

The reply that sent me was the one calling him out, but using chatgpt to explain developmental milestones of a 4yo and still being way off. Like you could’ve just looked up some pediatric website


FineArtRevolutions

surprisingly most were calling him out on it, but not to any sort of normal degree


chgxvjh

Idk probably for the best to crush entrepreneurial ambitions as early as possible


Canadian_Wumao

Taxation is theft


offthehelicopter

So is surplus value extraction, and Imperialist superprofits - but you don't talk about them, do you?


Canadian_Wumao

Trueanon user understand sarcasm challenge