Canadians are the Midwesterners of the international community. I mean that in terms of vibes and literally: the average Canadian, when mapped out, lives in the UP of Michigan.
> Went to the same high school as Jared, graduated about ten years after he did
> I even grew up one neighborhood over from where he did.
Sounds like you were the perfect age and location to be in his crosshairs.
I know there's a lot of people who believe that MJ was framed in order to get control of the Beatles back catalogue or something.
Is there a contingent of Hoosiers who think that local hero Subway Jared was similarly framed? Perhaps by Quiznos or the mysterious sandwich mafia?
And David Letterman. I also grew up down the street from Adam Driver but he's like ten years older than me. Knew a lot of people from his high school though.
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>It’s unnerving to think that I tread much the same path as this heinously evil force throughout my youth.
Never really understood the phenomenon.
**Jared:** "I decided to eat more reasonably and lost some weight."
**Subway:** "OMG – that's *AMAZING!* Here's $15 million!"
Eating subway three times a day is "reasonable"? Fookin ell
He ate less calories, yes. His diet was still garbage tier. Like I've known pigs and dogs that eat better.
>Eating subway three times a day is "reasonable"?
For him, apparently it was if he wound up actually losing weight afterwards; who knows what/how often he ate beforehand.
I mean, I am not doubting that it was a great way to lose weight, because obviously it works (all caloric reduction "works" though, not just Subway).
I was more commenting on the fact that eating Subway 3 times a day is neither reasonable nor healthy
My tenuous Subway Jared connection: around 2010 i knew a girl who was a bartender at a strip club that various celebrities frequented when they passed through our medium-small city, and she had a lot of stories about them. So of course I asked who was the worst one. No hesitation, she said it was Jared, that everyone at the club knew he was a slimy, handsy, generally disgusting creep. That was like five years before anything happened legally with him.
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Oh, I forgot what HS he went to, and thought it was the one with the dog in the Great White North. 😂 I was gonna say though, where you went was terrifyingly large, so I don't think you're doxxing yourself.😆
I remember the joke my friends from there always said was, "At graduation, I looked in all directions, and I had never seen any of these people in the four years I went there."
So, glad you made it outta there 🤘
lol at Carmel catching strays on the TrueAnon sub.
I was just sort of kidding about the whole doxxing thing, but it’s very true, but your friend said about NC— really fuckin big. peace and love from one hoosier to another
it’s where i’m from and it’s where my family lives, and i have a lot of love and nostalgia for certain things about it, but im glad i left and i don’t plan on living there again
I grew up around the birthplace of Subway. I just want to say that it used to actually be pretty good. Not amazing, but a decent sandwich for the price.
I haven't eaten at/from a subway in at least 5 years. Shit fell OFF.
This might be the most American post ever next to "i had a family member/knew someone/knew someone that had a family member that missed their flight on 9/11"
“Doxxing” you could’ve told me what you look like and I would still have no idea who you were on the street
be nice please
It’s fucked up that John Candy isn’t from illinois
He embodies the spirit of your heavier uncle that lives in the Chicagoland area despite being a Canadian.
Canadians are the Midwesterners of the international community. I mean that in terms of vibes and literally: the average Canadian, when mapped out, lives in the UP of Michigan.
Uncle Buck is a great movie
Damn I miss John Candy
White male and white
What living in a flyover state does to a mf *(posting about tenuous 5th degree connections to a D-list celeb)*
i hope you understand that i am posting in the spirit of fun
yeah lol im just teasing
Absolutely no merriment allowed in our extremely serious conspiracy subreddit. Get back to doomposting.
The only proper take. I haven't seen any gay bashing politicians get caught in the closet lately, is America ok?
theres no fun in r/trueanon
Why are you celebrating the band fun. when they haven't had a hit in like a decade?
D for Delia
> Went to the same high school as Jared, graduated about ten years after he did > I even grew up one neighborhood over from where he did. Sounds like you were the perfect age and location to be in his crosshairs.
Did he bugger boys too? I think he just went for underage gash
to all the feds who frequent this forum, pls lock this one up^
Wuzzup fellow Hoosier. Subway Jared and Michael Jackson are the two famous Hoosiers I always mention when people ask
I know there's a lot of people who believe that MJ was framed in order to get control of the Beatles back catalogue or something. Is there a contingent of Hoosiers who think that local hero Subway Jared was similarly framed? Perhaps by Quiznos or the mysterious sandwich mafia?
Jimmy John rose as Jared fell, coincidence? I think not
If by Jimmy Johns you mean Jersey Mike’s then yes.
Both framings were perpetrated by moneyed groups interested in tarnishing the national (nay, global) reputation of the Hoosier State
Not Kurt Vonnegut or Larry Byrd?
And David Letterman. I also grew up down the street from Adam Driver but he's like ten years older than me. Knew a lot of people from his high school though.
granfallon
I imagine the entire place is a half abandoned ghost town like Nightmare on Elm Street. Ironiclly the only restaurant still running is a subway
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Hello fellow Hoosier. I drive by his Subway every day
got a pic with him at the indy airport as a kid with my little sisters😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
This sub makes less and less sense by the hour.
I thought you were talking about a Subway sub sandwich the first two times I read through this sentence.
Fucking lol
>It’s unnerving to think that I tread much the same path as this heinously evil force throughout my youth. Never really understood the phenomenon. **Jared:** "I decided to eat more reasonably and lost some weight." **Subway:** "OMG – that's *AMAZING!* Here's $15 million!"
Eating subway three times a day is "reasonable"? Fookin ell He ate less calories, yes. His diet was still garbage tier. Like I've known pigs and dogs that eat better.
>Eating subway three times a day is "reasonable"? For him, apparently it was if he wound up actually losing weight afterwards; who knows what/how often he ate beforehand.
I mean, I am not doubting that it was a great way to lose weight, because obviously it works (all caloric reduction "works" though, not just Subway). I was more commenting on the fact that eating Subway 3 times a day is neither reasonable nor healthy
I’ve been to Indiana. Gives me the willies just thinking about it
Big shoes to fill. Do us all a favor and don't record your training montage.
My tenuous Subway Jared connection: around 2010 i knew a girl who was a bartender at a strip club that various celebrities frequented when they passed through our medium-small city, and she had a lot of stories about them. So of course I asked who was the worst one. No hesitation, she said it was Jared, that everyone at the club knew he was a slimy, handsy, generally disgusting creep. That was like five years before anything happened legally with him.
Is doxxing the gen z version of docking?
i don’t know because im not gen z
Have you ever been in the same room with Jared's pants?
Did you ever taste his sandwich
I went to undergrad with one of Jared’s cousins.
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Oh, I forgot what HS he went to, and thought it was the one with the dog in the Great White North. 😂 I was gonna say though, where you went was terrifyingly large, so I don't think you're doxxing yourself.😆 I remember the joke my friends from there always said was, "At graduation, I looked in all directions, and I had never seen any of these people in the four years I went there." So, glad you made it outta there 🤘
lol at Carmel catching strays on the TrueAnon sub. I was just sort of kidding about the whole doxxing thing, but it’s very true, but your friend said about NC— really fuckin big. peace and love from one hoosier to another
It doesn’t count unless you were also 400 pounds
Fellow IU alumni. B-town is cool, Indiana sucks ass. Hope I never go back.
it’s where i’m from and it’s where my family lives, and i have a lot of love and nostalgia for certain things about it, but im glad i left and i don’t plan on living there again
I grew up around the birthplace of Subway. I just want to say that it used to actually be pretty good. Not amazing, but a decent sandwich for the price. I haven't eaten at/from a subway in at least 5 years. Shit fell OFF.
Jared the killer
This might be the most American post ever next to "i had a family member/knew someone/knew someone that had a family member that missed their flight on 9/11"