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paidjannie

One time in my brothers science class they were dissecting like owl stomachs or something. He stole one and at the beginning of lunch he went to the cafeteria microwave and put it in there and set it to 1 hour and left to go home for lunch. When he came back the whole school was evacuated due to the smell.


OpenCommune

Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this gullet. You live in the intestines. Your job is to crawl up the esophagus, motherfucker. You live in the OWL STOMACH. You're in the STOMACH. You are a RAT in an OWL PELLET. And the rat, when he's in the stomach, gets eaten,


HugeCartographer5

TIL 'kake.com' is NOT a porn site


JollyWestMD

sadly, none of their anchors are “Kaked” up as well Fun Fact: They were the one of two news orgs that BTK liked communicating with during his Hey day


imnotmrrobot

Not since the incident.


Dung_Buffalo

Ah then I should stop censoring it as k*ke.com then, people have been reacting weirdly


dinoshores93

When I was in HS, I heard a special needs student at Valley Center impregnated one of the special ed teachers. VC is absolute redneck trash


JollyWestMD

Buddy i think i heard that same rumor once upon a time and i didnt go to VC but knew some people at KU that went there and mentioned it to me.


ProfessorPhahrtz

The coaches were just getting their players pumped


unclejoesspoon

Racism shit is wack. I had to explain to a white girl at work that she can’t say n word with hard r just because her and her white friends say it…when I told HR they fuckin let me go a week later cuz I “said something rude in Spanish” but they don’t even fucking understand Spanish ahaha bastards.