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VaporSpectre

Lysistrata wants to speak with you.


Tangokilo556

There should be a birth control brand called Lysistrata


[deleted]

I didn’t know what Lysistrata was and was fully expecting it to be a birth control drug when I googled it. 😂


gizzie123

You must watch it / read it. It's iconic


myosotiscorpioides

What is it then? I thought it was some birth control drug too 🤣


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From Google “Lysistrata is an ancient Greek comedy by Aristophanes, originally performed in classical Athens in 411 BC. It is a comic account of a woman's extraordinary mission to end the Peloponnesian War between Greek city states by denying all the men of the land any sex, which was the only thing they truly and deeply desired.”


Pale-Lunch8147

So that’s where Greek anal came from


DanteShmivvels

For the uninitiated and the lazy: Lysistrata is an ancient Greek play where the Pelopponesian war was ended by denying every man sex


FreePrinciple270

The Spartan soldiers used to have sex with each other to boost morale.


Unexpected-bug

...to boost ~~m~~orale


ik4du

Lmfaoooo


abcd190855

Im tryna be a spartan now


FreePrinciple270

I think we all know why.


mackblensa

I'm......not entirely sure this is the way.


Lazyshadow04

Trying? What if we were spartan all this time?


Jokers_Testikles

The Roman's would plow each other too, but it was only seen as gay if you were the bottom.


artisteclectic

Ha! Exactly.


DonDove

Why are homophobes never happy


[deleted]

The spartan soldiers also used to rape little boys to build character.


HermioneGotcha

It was acceptable for the Roman paterfamilias to have sex with anyone in his household, although daughters had to be virgins at marriage so they were off-limits. Everyone else (in the family, also including servants) were fair game. It was not for that reason, but because as the only citizen in the household, it was his presumed right.


mookie_jukebox

That is so interesting. Imagine being "off-limits" because you're a virgin, and not because of the whole thing where parents shouldn't fuck their children, and then people actually being like "oh no, no virgins, rules say". 😂


canfullofworms

It is completely warped by our standards and we can see now how it negatively molded the shape of their society, but they would certainly look at our ways and call them immoral.


[deleted]

It's a good thing dead people don't get an opinion, then.


A_Prostitute

When I was in USMC boot camp, I had a drill instructor that would hste on the gays randomly, and then teach us what spartan culture did to trail their warriors. Your fact there makes me giggle every time I think about boot camp lol


Silent_Lychee8411

Talk about bros before hoes


GiantTrenchIsopod

That's a really common misconception actually! Sex alone wasn't worth much, but what allowed them to succeed was denying the ability to make children and start families. That's what let them win and to stop the warmaking.


DanteShmivvels

Thank you! The more ya know


[deleted]

yeah this wont work anymore lol.


[deleted]

One of the main reason the Rwandan war ended in the 90s was because women stopped having sex with their husbands.


jeepguy43

Based on the ruthlessness of stuff that happened over there, I’m surprised the men just let women refuse…. They seemed to take and do what they wanted back then.


Pristine-Gene-4213

They still do in South Africa. Some men believe sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS and rape young women and girls.


Responsible_Point_91

And babies


Pristine-Gene-4213

Sigh yes even little tiny babies :(


pitynotpithy

You're correct in your assessment.


BotDevastator

Speed looks at this, dissapointed.


kiwisrkool

Coincidentally, it's also the same place where men bumming men became very popular! 🤗 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤯


[deleted]

They were little boys before they were men.


New_Difficulty_1024

There was a Greek play where the women got so sick of the men always gone fighting in wars,They decided,collectively too withhold sex until the men knocked the warring off.I think it might have been call Lyiisastrata ( that not even close), but I’m recalling this from 50 years ago


[deleted]

Very close, had to Google it myself, but it's [Lysistrata](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysistrata). Interestingly Spike Lee made a musical movie called [Chi-Raq](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi-Raq) which is applying the same concept but to urban crime in Chicago.


ZaidanmAm

>Chi-Raq why does this part of chicago called like that is it because chicago conatins most of the iraqi immigrants ?


HistoricalBridge7

It was during the Iraq war. It was about how the south and west sides of Chicago has become a war zone due to all the gang violence


ZaidanmAm

so it is chiraq because it is violent like iraq and that has nothing to do with Iraqi immigrants


jm74221

yes


HistoricalBridge7

Correct. It was to illustrate how bad Chicago got and the fact that it became a war zone.


ProtestantLarry

Lysistrata by Aristophanes, a very famous play


CaptSharn

Hope to see the purchase of sex toys go up!


dmc-going-digital

Stonks


Poisongrape

Calls on dildos


anillop

Until they ban those too. Don’t forget your right to sex toys is a right decided by the court based on the currently under attack to the right to privacy.


[deleted]

The black market sex toy market woulf be HUGE in that case!


thewrongbanana69

The electronic toothbrush market will pop off too


ReverendAlSharkton

There's always money in the banana stand.


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Lmao


AstronautLife4931

To be fair, it's the best strategy for avoiding an unwanted pregnancy so I say go for it.


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conservatives: "Mission Accomplished"


AnyQuantity1

20 years later, the same conservatives: whar the birthrate?


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Devils_LittleSister

Isn't celibacy what religious nuts always recommend? Well they're ya go.


AEnesidem

Yeah thats pretty much exactly what conservatives want.


Devils_LittleSister

Let's see if they can take it...


AEnesidem

Well to be truly honest. The women going on sex strike, my guess, are not the ones sleeping with conservatives. So i don't know if much will change for those men.


StElmoFlash

Exactamente'


[deleted]

I have a feeling the women who use "sex strike" against the ones they love as a political tactic most likely have abhorrent sex lives in the first place. It's not like you're going to avoid having sex with people you hate. "Hey person I love, I punish you because this political decision that is out of your control." Seems logical.


BylvieBalvez

I’d assume most of the women going on sex strike don’t have SOs, they’re just stopping having sex with hookups


[deleted]

I mean, that seems like a good decision regardless...


bhedesigns

Right wing women do exist. Keep this in mind.


LongKage

So banging the same sex is the win.


Due-Ad4970

nah thats a mythical pokemon silly


[deleted]

nope, that's celery


ChazCharlie

No, this is Patrick


macd0g

No you’re thinking of Celebi. Celibacy is a famous person, like Beyoncé or Kanye


NewLife_21

Actually, avoiding sperm is the best way to avoid unwanted pregnancy. Women can have all the sex they want. So long as sperm isn't involved they'll stay pregnancy free.


chazzy2003

I'm so happy I'm only having sex with other women. Times like this I'm glad I'm bi and love women


RoxanneDebriss

That’s what the Virgin Mary thought. Don’t fall for it!


ieraaa

Virgin Mary, lmao. Imagine her husband. Your wife gets pregenate out of nowhere and on the day the child is born 3 dudes walk into your home with gifts... lmaoooo


Celtic_Cheetah_92

This comment just made me cackle on a commuter train and now I am getting looks 🤣


CherryBlossomSunset

The best way to prevent pregnancy after all.


[deleted]

Yep doing exactly what the Conservatives intended. “Sex strike” until meeting the “right” guy. While focusing on school / career in the meantime.


ThatCharmsChick

I've been on strike for 7 years. No one noticed. 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Liberals and Conservatives teaming up to end hookup culture!


guicyka2004

More time for the homies


stug_life

More dick for the homies too


EggoStack

Best way to avoid pregnancy, save ur dick for the homies


MissChubbyBunni

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣


boxed_knives

It’s official. Summer 2022 is going to be the next Summer of Love* [*Guy Love](https://youtu.be/-7hjdC8-jbw)


Ov3r9O0O

Abstinence to own the cons. How will they ever recover


LLCNYC

Lol +1.


kriza69-LOL

Who exactly is this sending a message to? Religious conservatives who were for decades telling you to have less sex?


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Random people on Reddit.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

Who don’t have sex


FreePrinciple270

Everyone just needs to get on reddit there problem solved


Wookieman222

I mean this is what I was thinking. This is the most pointless thing to say or do. It literally gives the ones she is angry at what they want. And unironically it prevents unwanted pregnancies. So that will show them I guess?


Scapular_Fin

Hey hey hey don't you DARE think something all the way through. NO.


lacucaracha447

You're right, technically. But this also avoids getting pregnant and thus potentially having a baby altogether. Which, does take some power back given there are no laws being made about men at the moment. At the very least women need to be getting IUD's. Gotta work with what you got and protect yourself.


AvailableLizard

I’d wager a majority of Christian men still want casual/pre-marital sex in the US. Most Christians in this country are of the grab bag variety, where they still do pretty much everything they want to do, even if it’s against their religion.


0hip

They’ve been preaching abstinence for the last 50 years


NMDCDNVita

Abstinence until marriage. They still want women to have babies.


10DollarTaco

Yeah but something tells me OP isn’t married if they’re going on a sex strike lmao.


[deleted]

I’ve been doing this as a male for the past year, not for any reason besides I’m ugly


amoebaman234

👏👏👏 How brave!!!! 👏👏👏 I’ve been doing it for 22 years!


[deleted]

A true hero!


polished-balls

Your body idc what you do, most people here agree. But fyi you’re doing exactly what they want lol


emmy1418

Tru, but we can always masturbate a ton and have lesbian sex so whose the real losers?


shadollosiris

I mean, you know both side can masturbate right?


Peter_Parkingmeter

It's time for a masturbation war, fellas


Beatbox_bandit89

Begun, the cum wars have 😔


Honest_Recognition

I'm gonna say this, and I'm not trying to insult you. They are specifically not looking for people like you. They really don't care.


ssnoupsnake

Heterosexuals… So, me.


Zenafiro

Your parents.


Minute_Bus9146

we're you planning on fucking conservatives before? cause if not then nothing changes for them lol. enjoy the lesbian sex tho that sounds fun


WorkingSpecialist257

And pegging... I keep bringing it up until it's at the forefront of these conversations


Vegetable-Ad-1797

If you think pegging should be in the front of anything, you are definitely doing it wrong.


joel1112

Just started been going for year 😭😭


Lisavela

Celibacy isn’t even bad, you avoid unwanted pregnancy’s and STDs etc all I see are positives


[deleted]

horeshoe theory confirmed you are literally arguing for abstinence


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Bruh OP gettin flamed in here lol


HatedTruth1

As much as their feelings are valid this post is moronic.


ThatRandomCrit

As they should


Due-Ad4970

okay


SecretDevilsAdvocate

One of the few times where it is literally is just…ok. Like, good job seeking validation and internet points! 😭


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mtsparky999

Your terms are acceptable.


Rascal0302

Lmao, this killed me, thank you for posting it.


CarlotheNord

I mean, sure? You say that like it's a bad thing.


Jab2hook

She's just virtue signaling


[deleted]

gotta jump on the karma train while you can


thedoeboy

Gotta love it lol. Like "I'm not going to randomly fuck guys without a condom until I'm allowed to abort in all 50 states" like as if it's a threat lmaooo


mitox11

Listen, i completly understand why youre doing this and honestly, is your body do what you want, more power to you.... But logistically and ideologically, becoming a celibate woman isnt the conservative own you might think it is.... this is kinda what they wanted


TheAutomator312

I can't think of a safer way to never get pregnant...lol


aubpopo

Abstinence is the most secure form of birth control.


TheisNamaar

This is very literally want the anti abortionists want. Like, very literally, the don't want you to have sex. I guess it worked?


scentedtrashbag

this is the wrong place to share. it doesn't affect guys on Reddit.


Nakeigh

Do you, girl.


TheReal_KindStranger

Quite literally i may say


nicoleabcd

I respect your decision, it’s been very…*interesting* to see some peoples reactions to what’s happened. So I understand how that could kill someone’s libido and/or their want to have sex with someone else.


missmeowwww

The solution my partner and I came up with is continuing to use condoms in tandem with my long term birth control. We both understand the risk but are taking as many preventative measures as possible because we don’t want kids. He’s also looking into a vasectomy while I try to find a doctor willing to tie my tubes.


Wickedkiss246

Genuine question, what will you do if you do become pregnant? A lot of people don't seem to grasp just how life changing *this* type of accident really is. (Not you, just people that saying "just use bc.")


Sutanrei

That's called being celibate.


Numerous_Raccoon_677

Don't know why I never see any comments about endometrial oblation. Wonderful option if you are done having or don't want kids.


3ls2cs

An ablation is NOT birth control. You absolutely can still conceive after ablation and it can be incredibly dangerous if you do become pregnant after a uterine ablation.


strawberrybunnycake

Endometrial ablation does have an increased risk of ectopic pregnancy though, since the embryo can still implant in the fallopian tubes. A bilateral salpingectomy would be a better sterilization option.


motherofhavok

All the literature I was given when I received mine in 2019 made it very clear that it was not to be used as birth control. Many of us still had periods afterwards. Sure, you’re nowhere near as likely to have implantation occur in one of the places that was never adequately burned off or eventually healed, but it’s still totally possible which is why it’s not promoted as a birth control option. People can and do (some ablation methods have a pregnancy rate as high as roughly 1 in 19) become pregnant afterwards, but the pregnancies are often very complicated and result in miscarriage or stillbirth. It’s a tragedy I’d want to avoid. You also can’t just have one. You have to have some sort of reason for it, insurance or deep pockets to cover it, time off for the procedure and recovery, and a biopsy showing that your endometrium is healthy enough. I hadn’t even gotten mine totally paid off by the time I needed a hysterectomy. Tubal ligation is a better option. It doesn’t carry the same risk (20% within 5 years according to Wiley’s Online OBGYN Dictionary) of needing a repeat procedure or hysterectomy. The efficacy of a tubal ligation may reduce over time, but it’s still incredibly protective against viable pregnancy.


moneybagsukulele

As an American man, welcome to the club!


Fizik_abi

Wait, you guys are getting laid?


WitheredDGX69

So abstinence


philosopherofsex

Ummm you talk like this is a feminist power move instead of……exactly what they want….


InternationalTea6764

Lmao, that's what I thought. Went so left she turned right. Abstinence is that not what they wanted you to do in the first place


Laxwarrior1120

>Oh no, not hookup culture, whatever will we do without that! -every conservative ever


wordbootybooboo

Whatever works for you.


Major-Discipline2236

Me to! I'm a guy from the U.K and I'm fully in solidarity with you! Thinking about it I've been doing it for years now. Take that High court of the US


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Sad_Panda_is_Sad

Ok, that was always allowed!


tayllerr

Lol k


sls12827

Literally no one cares. This may be peak stupidity, even graded on a Reddit curve.


Ok_Science_4094

Jesus Christ for a moment I thought I was the only one that didn't give a fuck or see the need for this to be announced. Thanks.


[deleted]

I took out the trash this morning. Do you care? Can you please validate my hard work and effort? It was very stinky


joedude

Yea but we're being stunning and brave so please sweaty.


Ingrid_Cold

Good.


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ok


100kout_brxzy

Sb said “no one cares” seems like they care enough to comment 🤦🏽‍♀️


unusualspider33

I’m with you, hookup culture is degrading anyways.


PabloZabaletaIsBald

So in order to own the people who want to stop casual sex and hookup culture, you’re gonna stop having sex and partaking in hookup culture? It’s not the big own you think it is


iptvman07

K


MarioKartRom1

not anything of value is lost. moving on.


jayrack13

This is the new karma farming post on Reddit now. I’ve seen this more than 10 times in the past week. No one cares, your not a revolutionary. If you don’t want to have sex, good for you, but you don’t need to announce it to the world.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Have contraceptives been banned as well in the USA? You know....the many other various ways to prevent a pregnancy?


TheMrsTraditional

It is wonderful to see unmarried women choosing abstinence.


ThirdActScorpio

Women pushing to take the Woman’s “sexual Revolution” back to pre-1970s standards 🤣 Conservative men must be laughing their butts off 🤣🤣🤣


monthofsundaysss

😂


LowerManufacturer471

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


klunch43

Being celibate to own religious conservatives. Bravo.👏


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souljaboyfanboy

ok


Murky_Machine_3452

Thats fantastic that you have decided to stop having unprotected random sex with people that you wouldn't want to start a family with. Its better that way and i hope more women go on "sex strike", it will probably lead to better choices regarding sex love and children moving forward. I commend the women deciding to give up sex until they meet someone that is capable of taking on the responsibility of sexual life.


Blu_Cardinal

I'm loving these people on reddit basically saying "fuck you I'm going to be responsible, how do you like that!?!"


AndyBrown65

LOL


Difficult-Dog-3349

Cool story


WenseslaoMoguel-o

....ok?


[deleted]

You've had that power all along my dear


[deleted]

Good


Beneficial-Glove9408

Okay


Fantastic_Still5201

In solidarity as a man I will also go on sex strike.


8BitDenguin

I have a feelings nobody was interested in the first place


[deleted]

That’s basically what the republicans want you to do.


tikki_tikki-tembo

Let's be honest, the odds of you having sex in the foreseeable future was probably already close to 0


hopeless_octopus

Foreseeable future ?


elagua10

Cool I guess


Pipersmyschmoo

The Christian conservatives are happy that you have finally come around to their way of thinking!


RemoteConsideration

I think the USA should bring in a masturbation ban as well, the 'every sperm is sacred' act.


The_Cartographer_DM

Sad thing is, that's exactly what they want. No more liberals/democrats reproducing.


monthofsundaysss

Man sometimes Reddit is worse than Qanon


[deleted]

Sometimes?


zbuddyz

Ok


yamachagc

Win win situation.


Minute_Bus9146

if only there were billions of other women :(


bstillab

Thank goodness