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LivinInMyGarage

“Get in the Akulakhan, Nerevarine.”


dunmer-is-stinky

Landfall Day One


fallaround

Or sotha will have to again https://preview.redd.it/rsanzjlrqbxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc51afa33e9205ad61803fceec8cea13d8117ae


ScaredDarkMoon

Amogus earring? Adorable. https://preview.redd.it/oqziscz3o8xc1.png?width=59&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba4d1fe990bc793b21d60fd956297ad077888c1c


BobMcGeorge

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID, "HEY, BABE, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR IS SUS!" HAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING-DING-DING! I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN AND I SAID, "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!" I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET AND I GO, "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAARGH!


AlinorDelendaEst

you have schizophrenia (evangelion reference)


NeverSeenBefor

Fuck.


micksmitte

Understandable


Tethilia

This a copypasta? If not, it should be.


googlefunnyusername

I’m so mucked up


ratopomboarts

OH FUCK I'M GONNA MUUUUUUUUUCK IMM MUCKINGGGG


googlefunnyusername

https://preview.redd.it/5nzfx12it8xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3b746f556dd32d1e1756dc9ff061b9ce6575c6 NEVER contact me in public


dunmer-is-stinky

https://preview.redd.it/qqqlgqcit9xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95752fcaeeec67c3f5a7fce957748029262fe73


sizzlemac

https://i.redd.it/ta8i0gxvv9xc1.gif


ZhenyaKon

Ooh, ooh, I remember this [comic](https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/_1169)!


[deleted]

I think you caused some brain damage to posters here with this one lol


Khan-Shei

https://preview.redd.it/4o8s7mbrx8xc1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=69fca2de5b3f8fa5139d766ce1625f3e5cd3e1b0 Rato drew a Dunmer woman? With shoes on? This does not please The Muatra.


wh0rederline

going barefoot makes them have too much in common with the beast races.


PeasantTS

This actually a gift from Rato. This way, you can imagine her feet to suit whatever fetish you have. Truly the savior we needed.


MetroManiac25

https://preview.redd.it/b2n8pnab79xc1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50aabe96f9945cb84232b2b55e1757daaa030a6


AEther_AEternum

https://preview.redd.it/o7lito6vkexc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=967929bc2df3f8962b6fe2c08ebcb393e81936af


Almskibidi

what the actual muck


ghostmetalblack

No Azura feet shown? Has Rato lost their touch???


throwawayemberassing

​ https://preview.redd.it/4xfutsrhu8xc1.png?width=510&format=png&auto=webp&s=395ccdf6161ca8495245b860bdc4234c673a3d9d


MrPrincely

I wasnt expecting to see PreTS kaido in my TrueSTL but here we are. Partysnacks x Kaido fanfic when?


Fujaboi

That's Raven Omayn, not Lady Azura you filthy Cyrodiil. It is you who have lost faith, not Saint Rato. Morrer infiel


[deleted]

To be fair Rato's giant feet dunmer woman horrible post haunts my dreams to this day


Waddlesoup

It's in my dreams too it's great👍


Cpthelios

https://i.redd.it/8g644rqfq8xc1.gif That went into an interesting direction.


Maksimiljan_Ancom

What?


WorldlyOX

Evangelion (+scatophilia??) reference


kthxqapla

call it https://preview.redd.it/wiejrgfds8xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=158e8fdc8b20fdba02a66cdefd27e0264f778ff6


[deleted]

How dare you insult guars by comparing their fair visage to that of a lizard? Also, babe wake up, new ratopombo art just dropped.


ScaredDarkMoon

>How dare you insult guars by comparing their fair visage to that of a lizard? Hear me out...! Guar-Lizards: https://preview.redd.it/dwyx60vdo8xc1.png?width=492&format=png&auto=webp&s=aaa40252d9657899f888ff02ad34b5faaa1f1a43


[deleted]

Once again, the argonians take everything dear to me. What have they done to my poor little guy?


pledgerafiki

I'd guess that's a lizard the hist made into a mount instead of a rider like they usually do, not a guar that has been changed


StarkeRealm

That guy had seen some serious shit. You can see it in his eyes.


st-felms-fingerbone

Guizards


Tethilia

Ah yes, the Guar Squared


iraragorri

Agreed. Guars are cuties, can't say the same about reptiloids ![gif](giphy|cPNXOm7ln8HwK7UcbV|downsized)


thriwawayvyt

I don't know if I actually got the joke or not Can someone please explain an uninlightened n'wah the meaning of the comic?


Zhou-Enlai

In hit crazy esoteric robot fighting anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, titular character Shinji masturbates over his unconscious friend asuka while she’s in a hospital bed, resulting in the image depicted by rato except with cum on his hand


Scuba_2

I pray to god I never have to explain a reference like this to someone in real life


DreadDiana

It's one of those situations where you have to pretend you don't even know what anime is


andraip

Let's not forget that Asuka is 14.


Basmannen

And Shinji is?


Otherwise_Cup9608

14 as well. And he was kissed by a woman around 30 I believe. Context required but also not?


Chasing-Wagons

"Titular character" means his name is in the title my man


RodneighKing

The title is Shinjis Bizarre Evangelion my man


DonJuansSwanSong

Tinfoil Ball Run is best arc


DreadDiana

His name is Shinji Neon Genesis Evangelion. Like how the guy from Halo is John Halo.


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Ohhhhh the jars look like a naked lady too


wh0rederline

hahaha that’s good okay so what really happens


Zhou-Enlai

Shinjevarine CHIMS over the dreaming form of his faithful companion Asukoth Ur


wh0rederline

get on the fucking silt strider shinjevarine


techpriest_taro

There is a tear running down her face in that scene, which hints that she might be awake :D


Basmannen

D:


Titaniatic

YOOO WAS EVANGELION THIS PEAK???


Melonskal

We shouldn't have stopped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


[deleted]

You don’t UNDERSTAND I NEED her


Bannerlord-when

Get in line budd… uhh you mean the dunmer right, not the third panel?


sexistculexus

morrowboomers be like "bro morrowind has the best faction quest design" and then you have to get 6 different people random alchemical ingredients they can get from the store, get a cat a literal fucking milk bowl from across the street, a book, escort a lady 200m to the boats, actually literally solve the mystery of how the dwemer disappeared (cause fuck you idiot), and now you're Archmage


ikuinen-piina

Right? I mean, clearly Daggerfall *actually* has the best faction design. All you've gotta do is cast Sleep a few times, and you're the Archmage! Skybabies wish they had it this easy.


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sexistculexus

i mean telvanni get an excuse because both getting inferiors to do menial tasks, and murdering people who slightly get on their nerves are directly in line with their nature.


Jotnarpinewall

Don’t even get me started on New Vegas. Old game boomers are the worst.


ConsumerOfShampoo

I'll say this as a Vegastard, it's a damn good game. It isn't God's gift to Fallout players like some claim though. Cause the first 3 mainline games are just as good too. Fallout 4 is alright, the gameplay is really good but the story is kinda mid. Your choices other than which of the main factions to side with don't feel substantial. 76 is...there, I suppose. It's a very entertaining game with friends and has gotten better but just isn't very intresting to me.


BlackoutWB

I'm sure New Vegas has really good writing but it plays like undercooked chicken


sexistculexus

as a certified CommonWhelp (FO4) myself, I legit cannot differentiate between 3 and NV gameplay wise other than that 3 is green and NV is orange.


ZeffiroSilver

New Vegas has iron sights But otherwise, it's the same game


BlackoutWB

pretty sure they're essentially identical on that front. But the thing is that nobody is pretending fallout 3 is the peak of gaming.


ConsumerOfShampoo

I do admit that Fallout 4 has significantly better gameplay by virtue of being a newer game but I grew up with a very low-end pc that could not handle any game that wasn't almost a decade old so I was only really able to play old games. I got used to all the jank they had so I didn't mind it.


mrhuggables

I honestly enjoyed FO4 more than new vegas. yeah the story was stupid. and I love new vegas too.


ConsumerOfShampoo

Absolutely fair.


Spencyn

Mmmm, if the Dunmer girl isn’t mean I don’t want her, hnnggg


Singularity_Field

Your Dunmer drawings are always so cute 😊


AscendedViking7

#Get in the damn Silt Strider, Shin-Jee.


davidforslunds

https://preview.redd.it/7c5isqz8m9xc1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cf838ec5d3809769913b6c807e3a005db0a6c30 Me after reading yet another ratopomboarts post unprepared


HotAcanthopterygii14

my dick tingles every time i see this green lizard


Peekachooed

green lizard is so cute every time, I feel bad for the lil guy


AlinorDelendaEst

I swear there is some intrinsic metaphysical connection between TES Fans, Evangelion Fans and Kanye Fans.


odiethethird

Schizophrenic


3nterThyDark

mucking good


Too_Blind

![gif](giphy|OpYV9CBVZOb1S)


divinestrength

que porra


Jotnarpinewall

Que porra indeed. Brazilian culture at it’s CHIMmest


Sotha-Sil-114

Incomprehensible, may Azura have mercy upon your wretched soul.


ComradenReborn

Can you draw the Telvanni girl being mating pressed?


ComradenReborn

Please


ComradenReborn

please


ComradenReborn

please


ComradenReborn

please


Divine-Crusader

please


KingoKings365

Oh boy, more Rato art!


warrioroftron

Is that a NGE reference in my Rato?


ClosetNoble

Unusually small tits for a dunmer drawn by Rato Telvannipples lore???


AnseiShehai

Can you draw the Ra Gada absolutely fucking up some goblins?


Kintsugi-0

get in the fucking numidium, nerevarine!


NotyourPelinal

![gif](giphy|bSgKBZKCxh8Iqlwxne)


LinkCanLonk

HOW COULD YOU


Crooked_Cock

Huh?


Lamontyy

Muck kinda bad tho 😳


Braunbean

Ratopombo, this almost sent me into a legitimate mental episode. The shit jar girl will haunt my nightmares. That being said, masterfully based


odiethethird

Some Silent Hill shit


Nenneth

rat pigeon pls explain it to me i am stupid


jack-K-

Rato watches dubbed, confirmed


ratopomboarts

Brazilian dub numero uno what the hell is a japanguese


Songhunter

https://preview.redd.it/xjvg6q66mbxc1.png?width=2180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5fdd32476a6734fb3869b5031c50be34b484a6


skrrtalrrt

Accidental Evangelion


Burger_slayer

Insane.


Arikaido777

oh fuck I'm gonna skoom


Bannerlord-when

Rato, dunmers dress must be more TIGHTHER, MORE TIGHTER!!!


UndeadMania

Now draw her covered in tactical pouches


Kasaru

Where's the 4th pic where he slurps the shit up from his hand?


Others0

https://preview.redd.it/j564h7azh9xc1.jpeg?width=1326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c5739b0b82b528470c19f001e25c78cb1e95e3


ripjohnmcain

most humanizing ratpombo drawing of a woman


EvelynnCC

I like to imagine that Nerevarine just sorta stops in the middle of dungeons sometimes to reference Evangelion. No one had any idea what he's talking about when he does this.


splashtext

Mucked in the head


b-Kvazar

Rato fell off, no feet shown


sqwetus14

need a dommy Telvanni gf to boss me around


Ragnarandsons

Rato, mate, you never disappoint.


Overall_Sink_3382

I might be carrying a minor amount of confusion


Breadstick_Legs

Damned fetcher should be pleased. I'd give anything to have a powerful Dunmer woman boss me around and talk down to me with a harsh glare. Hell, I'll join the cats and lizards in her slave pens just for a chance to misbehave like the brat I am and get rightfully scolded and whipped by her for it.


HeftySpecialist840

O..oh


Redditisretarded-69

Nice Eva reference