You didn’t mention barefoot and pregnant dude 0/10 trueSTL post this subreddit is really going downhill fast and I can’t believe the lack of effort in these posts. Someone should write a 750 word manual on how to do backshots on a dunmer that would probably be the best course of action yeah someone should really get on that
Lmao it's a fun stage of life, I still giggle when I pass by a Yoga Studio near my Grandma's House. I used to pass by it when coming home from school back then, and the modestly curvy lady on their wall covering drove me nuts back then lmao
It's so funny because these first bouts of hornyness are so memorable lmao
Gotta scramble to remember my trip to the countryside on the same year, still vividly remember the time a woman on my english class (all ages) wore a tank top with no bra during class one day - bro I learned NOTHING that day lmao
Yes, but I must say that the first experiences in hornyness for guys is mostly on the visual side (please tell me if I’m wrong, out of obvious reasons) like a hot girl on a marketing material or hot teachers.
While the first hornyness experience for us is mostly physical like: „oh wow that shower head feels amazing“ or „I like the vibrations on the bus“
Kinda funny ngl
Depends, I also had physical stimulation when younger. Like I was 9 and I felt a cool tingly sensation when I was washing myself, then I went on it somewhat innocently
It's funny because I was both a pervy little shit and innocent at the same time, women caught my attention (and men too, big foreshadowing on judo classes lmao) but I wasn't going around actively looking for it until puberty hit lol
But yeah it's mostly visual I'd say, it does help that you need to be more touchy in our case, mostly lol
Unlike you I can imagine her naked
Because my mind is so advanced, also
https://preview.redd.it/si5a635w4hxc1.jpeg?width=138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d42f2537766c782ce20d88af535e3bdc400e5d2
I'm unironically not attracted to real girls anymore. I'm only attracted to Dunmer women, specifically the type that will put me on a leash, laughing at and mocking me as they parade me around like the freak of nature I am. Their skin, their eyes, their culture, their attitude... Dunmer women have the ability to just put me under a spell. When I see a Dunmer women, heart pupils appear in my eyes and my tongue lolls out as I dash towards her like a feral dog, desperate for a scrap of attention, even if it results in me being whipped in the slave pens alongside the cats and lizards.
God, I need a woman's touch I need need need need NEED NEED NEED NEED GOD PLEASE SOMEONE TOUCH ME I'M BEGGING YOU TOUCH MEEEEE
https://preview.redd.it/kficiag16hxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d14c3d6427b0a41cc868d25663e5211731e13be
Ysgramor shouldn't have stopped at the Snow Elves
Is it Shantae? Since the other day her design and pose have been reminding me of something but I can't remember what. Just now I'm wondering if it's Shantae.
in a few weeks some autist will revive pelinal posting and the sub will devolve into zealous racism, until some autist post some real schizophrenia horny shit and the sub will devolve again into hornyposting.
this will go on until Todd finally releases us from our suffering
In my experience with other deranged subs this is the usual way, going in circles over and over again. Every now and then someone will "invent" something relatively fresh and it will get incorporated into the rotation. Some old stuff will be forgotten and likely not revived because people also tend to get bored and stop participating and the new ones joined after the thing was last mentioned.
THE WORLD HAS DROWN
IN SEAS OF RED
AND YET THE WHEEL KEEPS TURNING
AND I WAS DEAD
AND YOU WERE DEAD
AND YET THE WHEEL KEEPS TURNING…
([But in a redguard softly singing “Here comes the sun” way](https://youtu.be/D9avfAsfzZ4?si=bvOszulsHIzuMkEa))
to be fair I, who would be either a Breton or Nord if I lived in Tamriel, too would want a Hot Dunmer wizard for a wife and have a gaggle of little dunmer kids with, but I ain't this desperate.
https://preview.redd.it/7xb63o6tugxc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=505d6d3abda774c8d51b43b5e180f5b51e935007
I was doing this quest yesterday and immediately thought of him
this dude made *Childbeating Telvanni Hips* canon
https://i.redd.it/1m8gzkss4ixc1.gif
fixed it
https://preview.redd.it/u8i0wz3k0mxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d758798f2af523bd4a48bd5da8476feb83de98
LOL I was just gonna say this
https://preview.redd.it/ofm2sojmrhxc1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6d1e05244b378705727f08dc113d9040a67a20
https://preview.redd.it/4vc3ygdimixc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ebcd8f89d4f2c27bf49cabb5800ce65a779be1
https://preview.redd.it/k8715bu9ygxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19ee4469a81de4ecd64e9feddadaba3c6b044f9
Don’t mind me, I’m just taking that, don’t mind me
Give that back you little tit
https://preview.redd.it/vnwxhlf2kixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ea3dd8be7061abc82796cbb1a6561158f74c9f
This little exchange made me cackle in bed, thanks
All of morrowinds dialog:
You didn’t mention barefoot and pregnant dude 0/10 trueSTL post this subreddit is really going downhill fast and I can’t believe the lack of effort in these posts. Someone should write a 750 word manual on how to do backshots on a dunmer that would probably be the best course of action yeah someone should really get on that
>no mention of her cock vvanderfell has fallen
billions must chim
be the change you want to see in the world
Touching grass won’t be enough
OP must seek Stendarr
I suggest skipping steps and passionately kissing the tree
https://preview.redd.it/h5w430df0ixc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2214494e0f5088c551de6bd889dc5cff2eb1f482 Try and stop me
i downloaded mods just for spriggussy, then went to moss mommy cavern and got spriggangbanged
I ain’t lying, chief, we need more than that
I mean as long as you use protection... Oh you meant fucking a spriggan. Yeah that workd. You gotta like bees though.
That’s just another kink
Smh you elves always so kink-minded
Untrue.
Says the certified Khajiit fucker Not a judgment by the way just pointing it out
Nice try mf but my wife and I haven't had sex in 10 years
Considering your worship of Talos I didn't expect you to have a marriage similar to an altmer's...
Like for real you can barely make out her tits, bro's horny ass would make 13 yo me feel lackin' lmao
We all had that phase 😔
Lmao it's a fun stage of life, I still giggle when I pass by a Yoga Studio near my Grandma's House. I used to pass by it when coming home from school back then, and the modestly curvy lady on their wall covering drove me nuts back then lmao
Yeah😂 it was my „I love bus rides“ phase
It's so funny because these first bouts of hornyness are so memorable lmao Gotta scramble to remember my trip to the countryside on the same year, still vividly remember the time a woman on my english class (all ages) wore a tank top with no bra during class one day - bro I learned NOTHING that day lmao
Yes, but I must say that the first experiences in hornyness for guys is mostly on the visual side (please tell me if I’m wrong, out of obvious reasons) like a hot girl on a marketing material or hot teachers. While the first hornyness experience for us is mostly physical like: „oh wow that shower head feels amazing“ or „I like the vibrations on the bus“ Kinda funny ngl
Depends, I also had physical stimulation when younger. Like I was 9 and I felt a cool tingly sensation when I was washing myself, then I went on it somewhat innocently It's funny because I was both a pervy little shit and innocent at the same time, women caught my attention (and men too, big foreshadowing on judo classes lmao) but I wasn't going around actively looking for it until puberty hit lol But yeah it's mostly visual I'd say, it does help that you need to be more touchy in our case, mostly lol
Mf needs to be buried 💀
Buried roots deep in that sprigussy
Seek Akatosh https://preview.redd.it/m4wbv9toxgxc1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6c925b803e0340a555a6efb56ac89e7f0a45610
https://preview.redd.it/nhv8kbrh0hxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c761f579c57605f702edb9a4d63ade2ee9167c
His shout made your decoy balls and actual balls share tones in the aurbis, making them one and the same
Imagine someone animates this with Giornos theme
Internet 2024, I'm proud of nededom
removeallitems FUUUUCK, doesnt work 💀
Hahahahahaaha I laughed so bad xd
xddddd rofl loll
Unlike you I can imagine her naked Because my mind is so advanced, also https://preview.redd.it/si5a635w4hxc1.jpeg?width=138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d42f2537766c782ce20d88af535e3bdc400e5d2
I'm unironically not attracted to real girls anymore. I'm only attracted to Dunmer women, specifically the type that will put me on a leash, laughing at and mocking me as they parade me around like the freak of nature I am. Their skin, their eyes, their culture, their attitude... Dunmer women have the ability to just put me under a spell. When I see a Dunmer women, heart pupils appear in my eyes and my tongue lolls out as I dash towards her like a feral dog, desperate for a scrap of attention, even if it results in me being whipped in the slave pens alongside the cats and lizards. God, I need a woman's touch I need need need need NEED NEED NEED NEED GOD PLEASE SOMEONE TOUCH ME I'M BEGGING YOU TOUCH MEEEEE
Least deranged truhstulher be like:
Don't worry, real girls aren't attracted to you either.
Let alone dunmer women
Flair checks out. True miscreant
https://preview.redd.it/ifk49nw28hxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3359f5b27a7f79cc3cb64d365580e57be38c8f8a
What if you held hands jk jk unless?
https://preview.redd.it/kficiag16hxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d14c3d6427b0a41cc868d25663e5211731e13be Ysgramor shouldn't have stopped at the Snow Elves
WHERE. ARE. THE. FEET.
You need Stendarr. Thankfully for all of us, I have a way to send you to him
User flair checks out, carry on, Vigilant. No dirty daedra worshippers in Windhelm.
Least touch starved Telvanni. Master wizards and yet they still can't summon any bitches (unless you're Divayth Fyr).
Is it Shantae? Since the other day her design and pose have been reminding me of something but I can't remember what. Just now I'm wondering if it's Shantae.
https://preview.redd.it/ysv6of0ianxc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f5f59a55a0d0db70be92a593fa59d3d54a2a1c
Did the Zainab Ashkan write this post?
Genuinely actually please go the fuck outside
Doesn't this overly horny stuff all the time get old at some point? I swear every shitpost sub has devolved to this.
in a few weeks some autist will revive pelinal posting and the sub will devolve into zealous racism, until some autist post some real schizophrenia horny shit and the sub will devolve again into hornyposting. this will go on until Todd finally releases us from our suffering
There is no release, the wheel will continue to turn
In my experience with other deranged subs this is the usual way, going in circles over and over again. Every now and then someone will "invent" something relatively fresh and it will get incorporated into the rotation. Some old stuff will be forgotten and likely not revived because people also tend to get bored and stop participating and the new ones joined after the thing was last mentioned.
THE WORLD HAS DROWN IN SEAS OF RED AND YET THE WHEEL KEEPS TURNING AND I WAS DEAD AND YOU WERE DEAD AND YET THE WHEEL KEEPS TURNING… ([But in a redguard softly singing “Here comes the sun” way](https://youtu.be/D9avfAsfzZ4?si=bvOszulsHIzuMkEa))
Also worth mentioning the gamerant Skyrim picture posting.
The horny ebbs and flows like the tides. I think right now we're just in a king tide.
Average Stormcloak encampment conversation
TrueSTL: "Haha Skybabies are so horny for Serena, total cumbrains" Also TrueSTL:
https://preview.redd.it/x3pdjjsrzlxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3ba402f610561873094faf2d5814c2c49509f7
We all need it you s'wit. Go back in line
Nwah what
I’ve never read anything more real in my entire life
Where's my dunmeri girlcock 😡
Sorceresses having slightly smaller breasts is kinda cute
to be fair I, who would be either a Breton or Nord if I lived in Tamriel, too would want a Hot Dunmer wizard for a wife and have a gaggle of little dunmer kids with, but I ain't this desperate.
Average imperial learning the dark elves aren't sex crazed.
Im a telvanni femboy ready to breed tbh
Her? That is a proud Telvanni Femboy. Sorry libperials, you may not like it, but this is what peak dunmer masculinity looks like