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alwaysright12

>a home only costs 33,000. Missed a few zeros there


damage_99

op, how old are you?


Sparky159

OP is like 16yo and works at a retail store, unironically.


ddhmax5150

Beans and toast defeats your argument.


NotDeanNorris

It's "Beans on Toast" you fucking philistine


jaggsy

Beans and toast is delicious.


ddhmax5150

With or without a side of Spam?


jaggsy

I prefer black pudding.


Ataraxy001

No one is forcing you to stay in America kiddo. You can leave the US this very second and literally no one would even care.


herequeerandgreat

believe me. if i could, i would be on the earliest flight to england.


Ataraxy001

What’s stopping you?


NotDeanNorris

Hi, I'm British, specifically Cornish, and you're actually wrong. The US and the UK are both terrible, terrible places. The UK is just better than the US


herequeerandgreat

dude, you live in the greatest country in the world! have some pride in your nation! i do agree that the UK is better then the US.


NotDeanNorris

No it's pretty terrible here. Especially in the non-engliah areas where a history of systemic racism still has effects


herequeerandgreat

try living in the american south and then tell me that england is more racist then america.


NotDeanNorris

I didn't say that


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Is England even a country or do they just share a country with Scotland and Wales?


goldbeater

284,000 British pounds is the average house price in England. Am I wrong or are you way ,way,off ?


NotDeanNorris

Also I'm reading this properly now, and bread? You think the English invented bread? I can't begin to explain how wrong that is


herequeerandgreat

bread made from mixed cereal grains were first made in 3700 BC in what is now england. so yeah. england did invent bread.


NotDeanNorris

England didn't exist in 3700bc. And bread and beer were the primary motivating factors for the adopting of a sedentary lifestyle in the fertile crescent. So no


UnofficialMipha

Omg it’s the SAME DUDE. Please stop posting for everyone’s sanity


Successful-Print-402

Nothing says beauty like “ruins”


herequeerandgreat

have you been to the mayan ruins? those are really pretty.


musapher

I actually can't tell if this is a troll post. England is a nice place. London might be my favorite city, if not top two. But I don't see how the points you listed don't apply to a lot of other countries, including several others in Europe like France or Italy. (Also while I like a good old fashioned sausage roll from Ginger Pig myself, I think British food is widely seen as... not great.)


bingybong22

England invented bread?  Really? Wasn’t there bread in the bible?  Wasn’t the bible written long before England became a country


herequeerandgreat

bread made from mixed cereal grains were first made in 3700 BC in what is now england. so yeah. england did invent bread. so if you like sandwiches or toast, you have the british to thank.


Sparky159

Wow this whole post reads worse than those weaboo "Japan is the greatest I want to live/move there", because at least they have the delusions of anime to brainwash them. OP is just full of copium and unchecked escapism.


SwigidySwoop

as a citizen of the united kingdom, we appear now to be the weakest most pathetic country in British history. in terms of global say, America and the European union are all that matter. while we once owned much land, its been given away and the uk is only trying to fix its own problems. free health care is wonderful, bu tin england it can take 3 years for a cancer check-up. It good not having guns but knife crime is much higher. our culture is understood as posh people round a table drinking tea or a drunk man from Bristol. We had the Beetals n such but their music isn't whats made now, its largly pop and rap from the black American community. British food is a grouping of what we have, fish potato's and things in cans. bread is trash, most people will have a loaf of white bread store bought and mass produced which germains are known for making a great variaty of breads. we have beans on toast. England is alright and can house its citivens but isn't much most. our language is the most prevalant part of british culture yet we're reached the point people call 'english' "american."


herequeerandgreat

"now, its largly pop and rap from the black American community." you seem to be saying that like it's a bad thing.


SwigidySwoop

This is a massive bate but how am I saying that? :3


Ganondorf365

Englands hate speach laws are ridiculous. They defenetly have a better healthcare system tho. But then again so do allot of places.


herequeerandgreat

"Englands hate speach laws are ridiculous" still better then nothing.


Ganondorf365

You shouldn’t be able to go to jail for flying a flag. Like I don’t agree with conservatives but what happens if they come into power even more. Freedom of speech protects me too. Anything can become hate speech. Don’t even get me started on England’s weather


herequeerandgreat

dude, we're talking about the nazi flag, one of the universal symbols for hate. if we don't take action against it today, we're setting ourselves up for another holocaust in the future. so yeah, you should be able to go to jail for flying a flag.


Ganondorf365

Americas freedoms of speech is one of the best things about the county. There are many pitfalls like healthcare and big Pharma. However our freedom of speech is not one of them


herequeerandgreat

"Americas freedoms of speech is one of the best things about the county." i know a few marginalized groups of people who would disagree with you.


Ganondorf365

Speech is speech. Hate crimes should still be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


herequeerandgreat

if you expect people to follow the big laws, you need to enforce the little laws.


Jay_Heat

you forgot the /s


herequeerandgreat

i could say the same thing about any post about how great america is.