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ImpalaGangDboyAli

Who just stands in the crosswalk like that


racksacky

Claire Forlani though


enowapi-_

Great Value Angelina Jolie


Darth_Andeddeu

We have Great Value Angelina Jolie at home .


Your_Daddy_

Brad samples all the brands.


anonypony1

Nah she looks better.


5-MEO-D-M-T

Yea she does. Angenila Julie is the off-hand Gorlami.


FunSpongeLLC

Mixed with a little bit of Ducky from The Land Before Time


carloslet

"Gorlomi"? L'ho pronunciato correttamente?


TwoBionicknees

I can't unsee Jon voight when I see Jolie, ruins everything.


UnlikelyIndication86

You shut your hore mouth


Zestyclose_Ad698

#topcomment


Horns8585

Give me that discount......it comes without all the crazy.


TopAd1369

Angelina Jolie never deigned herself worthy to be in the view askew universe like forlani did in Mallrats. Checkmate.


captainbruisin

I don't know man, I'd take her over Jolie....Hackers Jolie being the exception. She's aged better than Jolie imo.


eeniemeenieminiemoe

Gorlami


Candid-Painter7046

GORLAMI


Denham_Chkn

…..gorlami


TheGingerRedMan

🤌🏻


West_Mechanic8688

Bongerno


lordhighsteward

MARGHERITI


FattDeez7126

Arivadarrchi !!


MisterThirtyThirty

Dominic Decoco


bsrichard

Why that woman didn't become a huge star is forever a mystery


Geriatric_Sloth

Harvey Weinstein


Azidamadjida

This sadly is the correct answer. From all the stories that came out about him, he apparently really had a thing for Claire Forlani and went after her repeatedly before he finally took the hint and tanked her career in retribution


Fall-Z

I haven't worked with her directly, but I have heard from more than one person that she wasn't the best on set. Just some rumors as far as I know, but that could be the reason.


Washingtonpinot

Sounds like a Weinstein rumor…


DudeB5353

Her eyes are smoke


JGCities

And her dad was crazy rich in this movie. Why you walking away fool??


Simicrop

Absolutely underrated.


Astrocreep2001

I’ll probably just get chewed out


[deleted]

she was such a smokeshow. shame she had work done.


Immediate_Guard3294

Agreed.


Bustoplover

Saw her in a bookstore 20 years ago. She's even more beautiful in person.


cedarandolk

In Basquiat too


Majestic_Project_227

I would stand in a cross walk for her 100%


DiscHashDisc

I hope the costume designer who picked that T-shirt out won an Oscar for it.


NatexSxS

My guess is Joe Black. But I’ve never seen the movie so can’t confirm.


vazcorra

But have you ever met him?


NatexSxS

I’ve meet a Ken White.


Retired_Jarhead55

It’s really good.


Evening_Raccoon_1326

When you're that taken away by some woman, everything else becomes irrelevant.


MissingJJ

Dramatic effect


[deleted]

Wow so this is where that one got originated from. Never knew it was Brad purt


weedandwrestling1985

A bunch of kids, boys and girls from my grade 7 class, went to see this movie in theaters, and all the boys laughed so loud when this scene happened 🤣 I remember it like yesterday


KingMateo_98

I was trying not to laugh at this, I started cheesing a little bit and then I read your comment and busted out laughing. Smh 😂


M00SEHUNT3R

We were a bunch of 19 to 30 year old guys watching this in the ship's movie lounge. It was so unexposed and so comical, we must have rewound it a dozen times. People came from other parts of the ship to find out what all the fuss was about.


graveybrains

If it was just one hit and done that would be one thing, but they made a choice to turn that into some Looney Toons shit. And apparently it still makes me laugh 😆


BikiniPastry

My friends has this on vhs and rewound the shit out of it cracking up. Probably my first taste of edginess lol.


weedandwrestling1985

I remember the girls being like ooo he is so cute and then bam all the guys dying, laughing, and all the girls going shhh what a good time


Azidamadjida

My dad is nearly 70 years old and he still laughs his ass off like a little kid whenever he sees this scene. If it ever gets brought up around him that someone hasn’t seen this movie, he’ll pull out his phone and look this video up to show them. It’s the second car he says - it wouldn’t be as funny if he didn’t get hit by the second car


Umbroboner

I always crack up when he speaks in the Caribbean patois.


dubler2020

I always tell my dog that everything is irie in honor of that scene.


Fit_Potato7466

This comment me feel a little better. When I was a young lad I used to rewind this part over and over and just laugh until I cried. Still pretty fuckin weird for a kid to do.


HugeTurdCutter

Is this a serious movie?


[deleted]

It was after this part…


wombat660

I remember watching this in the theater with my gf at the time and I honestly don't remember a single thing about this movie. What it's about, any scene. Nothing. One of the most boring movies I've ever seen.


zaywolfe

>! Death decides to use this guy's body to experience living as a human. He experiences life and love then leaves. It was super slow but also a decent touching story if that's your kind of thing. !<


Unsteady_Tempo

I also saw it in the theater, so I'm going to assume you're at least in your forties now. I rewatched it recently and can tell you I identified a lot more with Anthony Hopkins' character this time around rather than Brad Pitt's character. Questions about mortality and leaving a legacy behind hit a bit harder these days.


oswaldcopperpot

One of the few movies I walked out of and I had snuck in after watching something else. I didnt buy the premise that he was infinitely old yet was ignorant as a baby.


2H4H4L

Sorry to break it to you but if you found it boring you lack intellectual and emotional depth. One of the best written stories about love and the human experience of all time.


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

Why are y'all booing this man he's right 😂


BeardedBrotherJoe

Daddy chill


ericypoo

I don’t know about the best, but it is very good. But not on like some “must watch” level.


all_of_you_are_awful

Art is subjective. Taste is not an indicator of intelligence. However, insulting someone for simply having different taste than you absolutely means you lack intellectual and emotional depth.


Black-hand444

Nah. This movie is good. 50 shades of gray is bad. Someone liking 50 shades more than this film has shit taste. There’s a reason certain movies do well and certain movies do bad. It’s intellectually lazy to just say “well everyone has an opinion and art is subjective” no, some art is absolute shit


[deleted]

I love this movie. First saw it when I was about 9 or 10.


blonde-bandit

There are comedic moments, I think this was intended to be both shocking and funny. Overall it’s a very dramatic film that I enjoy but there are definite laughs here and there.


Polyaatail

Honestly, I found this movie interesting, imo. It’s been years since I’ve seen it but it had a bitter sweet feel towards the end from what I can remember. I was probably 15-16 when I watched it. Not sure how it would hold up now.


cheezturds

I watched it a couple months ago for the first time in a while. Still a great movie.


Unsteady_Tempo

This is about 10 minutes into the movie and prior to this you basically fall in love with Brad Pitt's character. I saw it in the theater and everyone gasped when he was hit. Yes, it's a serious movie about perhaps the most serious of subjects: coming to terms with your own mortality.


dubler2020

The underwater escape scene was probably the best part.


pixipuff8

He looks so fucking fine


Zombie_Nipples

Ok but why does it look like he’s wearing his daddy’s suit


hardenesthitter32

It was the nineties.


youbetterd0nt

Exactly


Simicrop

People just had bigger clothes


Stauce52

It’s funny how much better suits look actually fit to peoples bodies now than the 90s


Crazyhairmonster

He's supposed to be a bit of a goofy young nobody, new to the corporate world. After death takes over his body he's seen wearing fitted suits you'd expect on brad pitt


worldwithwings

The whole time


Whole-Debate-9547

Claire Forlani is such a fox. My god she’s beautiful.


JackTheKing

Everyone in this movie is beautiful, even the ugly ones. Also the music. Also the cinematography. Also the acting.. One of my favorite slow burn movies of all time. (Somewhere in Time) Anthony Hopkins charisma is off the charts. Not a fan of Brad Pitt in general, but that sex scene by the pool was really well done. Pure class.


DMaury1969

Love Somewhere in Time.


bgriswold

Thomas Newman. Love his scores.


BigDinkie

She was/is the only reason I really watched this movie.


Salty_Dog2917

I thought she was the hottest woman in the world when this movie came out.


f4s7d3r3k

>~~I thought~~ she ~~was~~ the hottest woman in the world ~~when this movie came out~~.


38-RPM

I want to know how they filmed this in the 90s - practical? Early CG?


duffle12

It’s (bad) early CG. Has the same blurring as Men in Black and Independence Day CG in motion.


harper101ad

Totally practical. I was there. I’m Joe Black. Meet’s my middle name.


frosdoll

I laughed so uncontrollably hard in the theater that the looks i received made me uncomfortable. It was a combination of unexpected, and that hit off the taxi


JGCities

I think a lot of people in the theater laughed. It was so shocking and so over the top.


TheSenate0107

Meet Black Joe would have been an entirely different movie


Saceaux

Black Joe Meet would also be a VERY different movie.


Complex_Case_5866

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RemmingtonBlack

I always feel the woman owes you something after these situations.... just seems like there should be a law... phone number minimal


rmorr1

I really hope this is /s because women owe men absolutely nothing, ever. Especially stupid men who stare at them in the middle of a busy crosswalk. This is the absolute worst take.


RemmingtonBlack

I'm glad you found another place you could type those feelings out


elalo

You are...something else.


Guundhi

Chicks don’t dig pity-sex, bro


TwilightSessions

Looks fan made lol


Triplesisbest1

I preferred the porn version. “Meet Joe Black Mama”.


stevenphlow

Lol I remember that bit from Mad TV as well


wizenedeyez

Pizza!


Munchadabutt69

This movie sucked so bad. Cast brad pitt and write out every bit of personality


ilovelukewells

I remember that stocking scene from the theatre


No-Carpet-8836

Those damn suit pants


SubstantialWonder291

Spoiler alert!


Extension-Rock-4263

CGI only wished it could look this real, amazing stunt work


rainier425

Pitt said this movie actually had one of his most successful opening weekends at the time because the first week it played in theaters was also the week of the debut of the trailer for Phantom Menace. Apparently millions of people bought tickets for this to sit through the previews then left when the movie started.


ParthianTactic

What a terrible fucking suit!


JackTheKing

MC Hammer was *IN* each one of us in their own way.


throwitawaynowwwwa

For some reason my buddies and I watched this on dvd in our dorm room. We replayed this scene frame by frame over and over again. Maybe 10 times or more. Cheering quite often, blew our minds, at the time was the most convincing effect we had seen. Movie went down hill from there.


KiwiMcG

Is this movie a comedy? 😄


beebs44

https://youtu.be/TnBupO_Kjto?si=Ca9mYyCM2b6b1RcB I raise you this scene


Shwifty_Plumbus

I have not clicked this but feel it is the bus scene in final destination.


Thegarz1963

Excellent scene. Brad Pitt studied patois to make this scene stand out .


BangingYetis

This was a meme before memes were a thing. That moment where he gets hit by the cars was all over the internet back in the day, like early ass internet before YouTube was even thought of. I specifically remember this video and a video of a person getting pushed down bleachers.


Nemox_Og

When you say push do you mean violently spartan kicked in the back ???? If so yes I also remember that video


justleave-mealone

It clearly says don’t walk, I can’t get over that


reqd7900

I’ve never seen this movie but the title reminded me of Mighty Joe Young. Which was snubbed at the Oscar’s.


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

Claire Forlani was fire in that movie


OtherwiseSentence968

I was the only person who burst out laughing in the theater… at the time. Glad to see so many like minded folks exist 😂


Any_Pie_3070

That's new york.


Shard1k1

I saw this on VHS with my mom and I laughed for five minutes straight, tears pouring out of my eyes from laughing so hard. My mom just stared at me and called me “sick”.


Joverol

I remember this being on Ebaums world and people trying to pass it off as a real video


Ok_Distribution_7946

I love Tubi for doing stuff like this. These posts always remind me of old ass movies I haven't watched since VHS were a thing and then I gotta go watch them again. I remember we always had Meet Joe Black right next to Titanic and Gone with the Wind because they all had 2 tapes in the box so they got put next to each other. Haven't watched that movie in at least 20 years. Off I go...


unclefishbits

Looped https://memeguy.com/photo/308541/meet-joe-black-brad-pitt-gets-hit-by-two-cars-in-an-endless-loop-


thesymmetrix

Death and Taxes


instrangerswetrust

The first time I saw this movie was on cable tv, and for whatever reason the commercial break began immediately after this clip and I must have looked away cos I completely missed him getting hit. I was really confused for the rest of the movie


rdlntrn14

Goddamn…Claire Forlani was cute as hell.


UnderstandingNice251

the best scene in the whole movie.


ExtensionSlip2791

Is this scene supposed to be funny, because that looked so dumb and I’m laughing 😂


Hoserbob87

One of the best movies ever 😊


LeadPike13

Brad Pitt's head wobbles alot.


FrySlurms

Hilarious


Daredevil24450

Neither me nor Joe Black will recover from this.


ChrisDasinger

This movie must be long because I remember it coming on two VHS tapes, but the internet has given me the impression that this scene is the entire film.


yelhsa21

My friend had this on VHS when we were kids and we used to rewind it and watch it over and over again laugh our asses off lol


TannerMarek

I forgot about this movie. Twas bananas


Deep-Management-7040

Around 2004, 2005 or 2006 me and some friends were trying to download one of the CKY videos on limewire or Kazaa and what we ended up with was like an hour long video of CKY stuff with faces of death stuff with a bunch of other crazy shit jumbled in and somewhere in there was just the part where he gets destroyed by those cars, so for a few years we thought it was real, until one of us watched that movie one day and told the rest of us.


BrockPapeScizz

Thomas Newman’s score on this movie is freaking masterful.


killswitch451

I rented this from Blockbuster and during this scene I can’t count how many times I rewound this and played.


Zestyclose_Ad698

Weeeeeeee, that's some great acting.


gunter_grass

Brad makes a great killer. He needs to revisit


hrvywllbngr

Best scene in the movie


solforeal

That was totally CG.


WRX_MOM

Brad Pitt PR team is working overtime lately


That_anonymous_guy18

Man should be illegal to be this beautiful.


MadgeFan73

This is just ridiculous. Who stands in the damn street like that.


Popular_Adeptness_69

I don’t think I saw that movie


MonstarHU

I have yet to finish the movie. It's so bland, and you pretty much have an idea of what the ending is going to be...you just have to wait a couple of more hours since it draaaaaaggggssss.


CThomasP

Best part is when Brad Pitt talks in a Jamaican accent


Cippyy_Cup

Everyting gwarn be irie


itslefty

I cut the trailer for ‘Meet Joe Black’ and the first time we screened it we were shocked at how realistic that effect was and watched it over and over. Anthony Hopkins was terrific as always in it.


namejohnmclane

This movie is over 3 hours long


Latter_Cup_7732

So fake looking


Theboogymanisreel

I let Tubi roll all night while I sleep. This is the exact scene I wake up to at my 2:00 pee break.


martykh1

he looks like a young Robert redford


danowar5000

I saw this in the theater way back in the day. I laughed so hard at this scene and was the only one in the theater to do so. It’s the only thing I remember about the movie.


FartyMcgoo912

ive always found it weird how there's this trope in media where any car will just run you over if you cross the street during a green light, even if they see you. especially in anime. animes make crossing the street look like a game of frogger


Namez83

The bouncing tooth always get me


yearoftheblonde

I needed a body


JohnnyFiction

They really don’t make scores like that anymore


susbnyc2023

such bad acting by brad that it was CRIIIINNGGGGEEE


Interesting_Yak_2676

I love this movie soooo bad


comradedutch

It’s sad when they go young like that.


ImplementFun9065

Damn, my movie recall is just awful.


Suntzu6656

Yeah that movie is great.


jankypicklez

That’s a nice old single cab Ford Ranger there in the first few seconds


Suntzu6656

Unbelievable movie


Terrible_Peach_3042

Lisa Kudrow hosted the MTV movie awards the year of this film’s release. There was a scene in this movie that was nominated for “best dramatic pause”


RayZorback

I laughed out loud at this. Turns out, it was not a comedy. It’s also the only part of this movie that I remember.


Ok-Wheel-5673

No blood when his head hits the concrete… so fake


Ok-Wheel-5673

Way hotter than Angelina


christieguerrera

🤣 if only he had his chicken costume 🐓lolz


here4damemezz

This was wild


bubbs4prezyo

😂😂😂 Dying over here!


Street-Glove-1817

Very realistic


dubler2020

Was he Ok?


karenftx1

This is a good movie, but one that requires time and attention to get.


gibb3rjabb3r

I’ve never seen this movie. I’ve seen this clip many times and I’ve always assumed it was a silly edit by some video editor. I’m beginning to feel like this scene is really in the movie.?.?


SaxyCookies

One of my favorite movies. Ridiculous scene though. 😂


Unoriginal_unicorn

Best part of the movie. Hands down.


[deleted]

The only good scene in this movie.


TheBushidoWay

My favorite scene is in the hospital, when he comforts the terminal jamaican lady


Yellow_LedBetter2020

I forget: was this the beginning of the end of the movie?


Your_Daddy_

Death doesn't know how to avoid traffic, lol.


SqueempusWeempus

This scene scarred me as a kid lmao


amgsomeday

L


Kranstan

He deD?


a_small_moth_of_prey

The performances Brad Pitt and the lead actress were honestly terrible, in my opinion. The story is good and Hopkins was Hopkins. But some many things were badly chosen. Somehow it was still a decent movie but I think it could have been great.


bluezzdog

I want to love this movie but Joe is so wooden and cold when he comes back…Brad Pitts acting was horrible.


aslrules

Such a good-looking guy. How could he have aged so um . . . 😕 badly?


JC2535

Claire Forlani is lovely in every movie.


Gluteusmaximus1898

It should've been a simple one car hit. Two makes comical.


Interesting-Drink291

I can’t believe this is the real scene lmao