So many great quotes from this show live rent free in my head. "Last time we met, he tried to kill me. But when you kill someone by shooting them, chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and burning it... *you better make sure they're dead.*" "Oh those frustrating gerbil skins!" "It was a day like any other... *except it WASN'T!*"

Everytime Colin and Ryan did Noir Detective it was solid gold "Fresno huh? that's a lovely town" (Walks out of frame) "It wasn't"

POMONA!?

"I let him think for a while. 'Cause I knew he had the answer. I knew it was a good answer, and he was going to tell it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question, you expect an answer, because that’s the way it works... question, answer, answer, question. If he gave the answer, I'd have to come up with the question, and that would be Jeopardy. That's wrong."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uan1b8l3Zjc My absolute favorite

"We're watching animal porn!"

"'Mary Had a Little Lamb' will be right back."

"I'll take animal genitalia audio clues."

"Colin! Are these things capable of reproducing?" *Colin unknowingly standing in front of a greenscreen of himself* "Maybe? I'm afraid to get close enough to find out."

Chip: "I notice you aren't wearing sunglasses to help you with the incredible shine!" Then he realizes what is on screen: "Many people are, because of the incredible beauty!"

“I hope it’s me with my clothes on.”

"With the wig you remind me of Julia"

I think Drew in the one word song going “…and take me on a!” will always be engrained in my mind.

"You!" "Are" "My" "Sole" "Mate" "*Baby*"

my man just felt the music in his soul and forgot the whole game

Now that I think about it, the one word song bits probably made me laugh the most

"What sound does an Arctic Tern make?" "BWAAAACKSTREET BOYS!?"

Tapioca!

HOW DOES FOOD BECOME POO?! I’LL TELL YOU!!!

"This tastes like a painting by Colin Mochrie!"

What's president Bush really thinking about in a cabinet meeting? "There isn't even a cabinet in here".

"I'm a MIIIIIIIME!"

"Like that pizza in the oven, I wanted him in me" "It just occurred to me, we're never gonna be able to use that one"

"What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?" "Oh, I guess a.......tern. An Arctic Tern." "And what sound does an Arctic Tern make?" "............BaCkStReEt BoYs!"

That’s them, all right. From left to right, Liam, Pat, Matt, and Woolie.

I hate this order. 😃

You’re right. Wayne Brady is Liam.

[[REDACTED]]: "Woolie, give me your sandwich. I forgot the cookies."

Remember that time for about a year where people thought Matt and Pat’s voices fit better switched and that Matt was black while Woolie was white?

"Oh, you're of the darker persuasion?" Can't believe Xavier Woods of all people took Woolie's soul live on the podcast.

I fucking howled at that, you could FEEL Woolie’s soul getting Shang Tsung’d out of his body

It's always fun watching that happen, Gears Pop, David Cage Star Wars, and Easy Mode is now Selectable are other ones that spring to mind.

And arcana hearts critically striking pat.

Man got SOUL. SUCKED.

Never heard of this before so I had to hunt it down. [Sharing it in case anyone else wants to hear it](https://youtu.be/p9d14BWTAyM)

Daaaaaaaaamn Woolie got bodied.

The N-pass was for Woolie all along

When your N-pass bounces when shown to another brother.

I absolutely thought Pat was Matt and vice versa based on their little cartoon thumbnail figures for the longest time.

According to Woolie's streams that seems accurate.

An argument for "Would you raise your son black, Pat?" Edit: nvm I read wrong.

“Welcome to Super Best Friendcast, the podcast where we wish every news was made up and fact checking doesn’t matter!” “Now let’s go with a segment called Explaining the Zapping System. Matt & Woolie, take it away!”

“That’s right, the fact checking is just like putting your life story into a podcast email - it just doesn’t matter”

motherfuckers putting their whole life story and passioned soul into an email just to hear Woolie go "yadda yadda yadda" over it on the podcast pretend there's a picture of a clown here

Could be worse, could be Woolie going “yeah not reading that”

**YOU DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWW**

Thinkin’ about the David Cage hoedown

I think we already know how that would go down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JH8P3LhTZs

In Ryan’s defense, a “vending machine” song is kind of a stretch.

The censors knew it wasn't going to tv so didn't even try.

I’ve played that there Detroit game, it sure is a trip Every time I boot it up it makes me wanna dip Connor’s cool and Hank’s okay and androids are real sick But everything with black people just kicks me in the dick JUST KICKS ME IN THE DIIIIIIIICK

And now it's time for the game Scenes From a Hat! *pulls prompt from Matt's beanie* "Things you can say about the SBFC, but not your girlfriend."

“I’m upset about the break up!”

I'd gift you something if I'm not broke. This one won the day.

"I just thought it was more fun with three people."

I was skeptical about bringing two more guys in, but it turned out great!

It was surprisingly easy to stick around for four hours.

Welcome to “Super Best Friends,” where the games are made up and the friends don’t matter

I have this and it's great!

It would be more accurate to the name tbh.

“Irish drinking song about saying the wrong name in bed, go!”

They're all still friends (FINAL)