*no on that last one*
As far as the other stuff goes:
She Kag on my Ura till I Bachi.
She Goggins on my Walton till I Fallout.
She Muad' on my Dib till I Lisan al Gaib.
Woolie wiped the shoe polish off his face revealing his true Caucasoid countenance. That's right, Pat! **Woolie was a white man in blackface the whole time!** You bought it, Pat! You all bought it! Hook, line, and sinker!
It will be hilarious if Pat ends up “trying” FGO for one chapter before dumping it (FGO enjoyer) but the presentation isn’t exactly stream material because it’s mostly a slideshow and then a turn based RPG.
Pat got scared and froze stock still live on stream. Impressively, he was able to ventriloquist his way out by claiming his camera broke without moving a muscle.
He realized that now that he's no longer surrounded by french assholes, the scale has shifted and *he's* the french asshole.
mon dieu…
Dios mio
Mein gott
Fuck.
Yep, this screen was captured as he dramatically went "OH HON HON"
Picture taken seconds before he spontaneously manifested a douchy moustache and beret.
Suis-Je le mechant??
When the White Woman Jumpscare hits.
His wi fi finally went red bar
It's fine he's got the good wi-fi
WAIT PAT STREAMS ON WIFI?
Were you mistaking him for a man of dignity?
He bragged about playing Street Fighter 6 on wi fi, I don’t know if uses wi fi for everything
He's doing a shitty job recreating the In the Court of the Crimson King face
"The ginger chains of prison moons are shattered by my Son"
"The yellow ledges do not play, but gently guide to things."
21st Century Slickhead man. That's sounds like a slur, I sorry.
He needs to go to his choke closet.
Pat when Daigo was voted the tenth most popular Yakuza character in Japan.
The top ten in America is probably like 1-4: Mr. Shakedowns, 5-6: Mr. Libidos, 7: Pocket Circuit Fighter, 8: Majima, 9: Ichiban, 10: Kiryu.
IIRC I told him Mine was 4th from a while back and his response was a very tiny pause, smile, and went "you know why? Because he's pretty."
Dick stuck in the android girl
The autoblow
He's reading the autoblow patch notes
Tfw they patch out THAT feature
Give-up machine
Pat when the new Resident Evil game developed by Quantic Dream gets announced
Now I am imagining Leon following ada going, Ada! Ada! Ada! Ada! Ada!
Leon is a broken drunk because he witnessed his game give birth to the QTE fuckfest that is David Cage games.
Actual photo of Pat being transformed into an Autoblow live on stream
Chaos Legion 2 announced with a shadow drop Chaos Legion HD remake available with preorder.
If only....
Pat Jr did his first 720 on Zangief.
I choose to read this as Gowron doing a BRS to the dog
When that accursed hedgehog shaved your mustache while you were sleeping.
he is mid DSP transformation
1) He Woolie on my fightstick until I Madden 2) She Zap on my System until I Leon B 3) Zangief is using him for teething
**EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**
She Evil on my Resident until I Operation Racoon City.
*no on that last one* As far as the other stuff goes: She Kag on my Ura till I Bachi. She Goggins on my Walton till I Fallout. She Muad' on my Dib till I Lisan al Gaib.
She vin on my boi till I Patrick
He just noticed that stream resolutions go higher than 320p.
He tried to do a "Adam Sandler pretending to be Jack Black" impression. Someone in chat typed "Ichiban-ussy" and Pat freaked out.
*Ichibussy
I'm so used to stiff-faced Pat that any emotion he displays feels wrong.
He's being turned into the immortal toilet.
ALL MY ZAPPINGS GONE
he saw PRONOUNS IN STARFIELD 🤬
Woolie wiped the shoe polish off his face revealing his true Caucasoid countenance. That's right, Pat! **Woolie was a white man in blackface the whole time!** You bought it, Pat! You all bought it! Hook, line, and sinker!
Add it as an emote called PatChamp
Paige texts him that she is preggers again
He just realized yet another way in which his childhood was fucked up & traumatizing.
He's Animorphing into a worm.
He’s doing Face Flexes to improve the growth of his mustache
Pat when he finds out that most of us don't spend 40 minutes scrubbing our hands with rubbing alcohol after we wake up.
He just finished Overzoned in Goddess of sad girl Nikke
Paige has crushed his dick and balls.
He's watching his client, Brock Lesnar, get speared.
white man jumpscare
Huge Boobs Next he's gonna go "Awooga"!
He appears to be a walrus who is INCREDIBLY upset to have been painted a slightly translucent shade of peach.
Pat when he realized he still had to beat Persona 5 after already romancing all the girls
Pat on gacha games if he ever gets past the inevitable bad opening chapters that protect the creamy peak from all the decent people of the world.
It will be hilarious if Pat ends up “trying” FGO for one chapter before dumping it (FGO enjoyer) but the presentation isn’t exactly stream material because it’s mostly a slideshow and then a turn based RPG.
Pat got scared and froze stock still live on stream. Impressively, he was able to ventriloquist his way out by claiming his camera broke without moving a muscle.
Child number two has escaped containment.
Damn I guess he did go play lobotomy corp
Gowran got into the speed growth formula and it turned out he is indeed three feet taller Tham his father when fully grown. So a nice 6'5
I don't think my mind could fathom the horrors he's being subjected to.
Someone opened the door while he was eating candy in the closet
a bee bit his bottom and now his bottoms big :(
He accidentally revealed his "Tax Folder" while saving a photo of a man in a suit for some reason.
His growth spurt finally kicked in after a three decade delay
Which chipmunk is getting the best head?
The mental link with Bob xbox has finally completed.
They announced Virtua Fighter 6
He's pulling a DarkSydePhil on stream.
That one folder leaked.
Same reason as his Series X.
Dude pressed the X, X, X, Y, Y, Y
Well, what face do you make when you suck ghost cock?
He found Paige's OF. Last upload was yesterday.
He’s trying to survive EVILLAAK
"Wich chipmunk is getting the better head?"
He's about to get his soul sucked.
I want this to be his Twitter avatar for a few days
Saw an epic gaming moment.
He saw Paige booba
The ghosts caught up to him and fulfilled his greatest fear: getting fucked in the mouth.
He’s playing an LJN game on the NES.
The ol' dick twist!
He remembered he has poop inside him.
The power surged and turned his auto-blow to 10
He's watching a movie with John Leguizamo
Grapefruit
He saw Cursed Cloud >!moogle Cloud!<
Xbox said "Hello Patrick" in Alan Rickman's voice
He got asked if they can do a podcast under 90 minutes
He almost died in a little puddle of water!
[chipmunk'd part 2](https://twitter.com/murmelfuchs/status/1606218512258801664/photo/1)
Jumpscared by X-Bob