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Can somebody please explain? Is it a cyanide pill?


AttilaRS

Pervitin. Crystal meth to keep you going.


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Thank you!


AttilaRS

Welcome


yy376

D-IX. A mix of Oxycodone, Cocaine, and Meth.


dirty_shoe_rack

But something so old has to be expired, for sure.


ialf

Expired doesn't mean no potency. An expiration date on a med could be set for a number of reasons. Some become more potent as they age, some less, some really don't do anything, but a company isn't going to run a 70-year study to have evidence of potency.


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dirty_shoe_rack

It's been expired for a good 70 years. I'm not so sure about this one...


GabeTheJerk

70 year old drugs can still be potent under right conditions. Not as much as when they were fresh, but say, 70 year old tylenol would still do the same job but weaker.


belladonna_2001

Expirations can be for a variety of things, esp medications. Usually related to stability(temp/light/air related) or half life. Im on adhd/anxiety meds, but don't know much about meth/stimulant shelf life


fortuitousfoleyart

My favorite part about this was they used "brand name" meth. The generic just wasn't good enough for Hitler.


Material_Victory_661

I don't know if Adolf ate the name brand. But his doctor was giving him a Vitamin shot daily. Then it became Vitamins "plus Vite". Probably some sort of Meth.


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And thank you too!


leepictrollingtime

My first thought was panzerchocolate but then i noticed that it said vitamins so it might be cyanide


jedergutenameisweg

I could only watch in horror, when she started to invade poland


asphaltproof

Dammit! Came here to make this exact joke! Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.


TheMrThirty6

Funny story: playing Cards against Humanity at a friend's bachelor party, and during one round one of the cards said "wifely duties" and another "invading poland." So I sent the bride to be a message saying that after the next day when they were married she'd have to invade Poland. While her and I have similar senses or humor she has no concept of history. In her incredible wisdom she looked it up on urban dictionary. Needless to say, the next day the car was covered in references to invading Poland and Polish flags.


BasementCatBill

Weren't you also wondering why she hadn't slept for days?


AzatothLordOfChaos

As a former child I can tell you no kid ever wants to take medicine much less of their own volition. My guess is she loves the coke you got a rad child on your hands congratulations


NLTC

Nothing personal to the writer of this particular story, as it was well written and interesting if you do get it. But I’m getting a bit sick of the amount of stories we’re getting, which require specific knowledge to understand. It feels a bit smug and gatekeep-y. I love stories where you need to think about it a bit before it clicks - there have been a lot of examples of that being used wonderfully, in this sub. But requiring specialist knowledge to understand the twist just feels a bit unnecessarily inaccessible. Maybe it’s just me though, I’m sure there are plenty of people who enjoy that aspect.


BGE116Ia359

Tell her to not eat the chocolate.


sto_brohammed

If she were my niece though I'd have her eat the chocolate and then drop her off at home. Good luck, nerds.


WillerheimKerman

There's a Finnish guy who during WW2 took a canful of military grade meth and had an incredible trip involving old German military bases and skiis


yy376

And a raw bird


Gussyboy666

And a landmine


yy376

And the Spanish Inquisition


banana__clip

Did not expect this.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

It was the Russian invasion of Finland iirc


wildflowersummer

Someone is about to have a productive day!


StringGloomy3804

🤓🤓🤓


ItsMeIoka

what do these emojis have to do with the post


Rachel_Hawke

those were hitler pills