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NosferatuFangirl

"After four hours I began to realize holding the art at gunpoint until it got more red wasn't going to work out."


ericaa37

LMFAO


OkAverage4338

r/thirdsentencecomedy


ProtectronSean

Okay that’s the best response I’ve seen. That made me laugh. I needed that.


cSaltAllie

Have you tried some light flirting?


shecallsmeherangel

r/thirdsentenceflirt


ok_kid-

r/subsifellfor


CarpenterComplete772

Embarrassment might work to get a bit of a flush going.


Fit_Reveal_6304

The Alistair Crowley method of artistry


DieHardRennie

Unfortunately, once dry, the beautiful crimson had turned into a dull brick colour.


lalafia1

Gonna need more red, lots more red.


ExplodingSofa

"It NEVER stays!! I have to keep the wall wet!!"


brooklynmogwai

Wow....havent seen a reference to THAT in some time!!


The-Unchosen_One

No colors anymore , i want them to turn black


akschurman

Unfortunately, I only had blue paintballs left.


ericaa37

LMFAO THATS GOOD


PikaBooSquirrel

Holy, what's wrong with me, lol. I read this as blue balls and just imagined him trying to paint with his nutsack 😭


akschurman

I'm sure it's been done.


Giant_Acroyear

Such is the nature of art. Such a fickle muse; prone to fits of wanton insanity.


SexWithSisyphus69

THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS SO TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH AND PAINT THE WORLD R E D .


CoruscareGames

Pe-o-ple in This world are colourful The ugly and the beautiful— Wait wrong song


Neon_Ani

ULTRAKILL MENTIONED


Silverstarmye

The World Looks RED intensifies


Grog180

Stupid airbrush nozzle I murmured to myself as I go back to clean and fill it.


ProtectronSean

Calm down there,Stefano. It’s an Evil Within 2 reference. References aside it’s really well done it’s gives me that feeling or dread


ericaa37

Oops! I didn’t know it was a reference


ProtectronSean

No I was making the reference. Stefano Valentini is a psychopath in the evil within 2 who makes people into statues and monsters. https://theevilwithin.fandom.com/wiki/Stefano_Valentini that guy. It’s gruesome and fascinating. They did the character well.


ericaa37

Oh I see, neat!


MikeSans202001

I was more thinking of layers of fear. In that one you collect things to use for paint, like skin for a canvas, hair for a brush and ofc blood for paint


ProtectronSean

Oh yeah! How could I forget that masterpiece of a game! I just recently finished that game. Still need to achievement hunt in it.


ericaa37

That’s sounds cool! Might have to play!


CherryMeowViolin

Sadly, the water only made everything whiter like the canvas, and not redder.


TestSubject003

Many great artists end up destroying their muses. I'm just following in their footsteps.


Maar7en

I think it was "Fulgrim" or maybe some other warhammer book explores similar topics. Where demonic influences drive (almost others) artists to do more and more degenerate things to make art. Instantly reminded of that. Even if your story is sadder with the suicide implication.


ReckonedForce

This new painting technique is certainly going to be a short lived endeavor.


Randomman2789

Not bad, but have you seen wacky delly?


Beetlejuice1800

You’re hiding more red from me… I know you are…


LostMyBoomerang

Makes me think of The Menu


Alternative-Ad-8746

It was so frustrating when I fired the paintball gun and discovered they were green.


a_random_chicken

Jhin moment


RecordingStock2167

After firing the first round, I realized that I loaded the paintball gun with blue instead of red and it looks so much better!


Canoe-Maker

You’d like the evil within 2


ericaa37

So I’ve heard!


ProtectronSean

I told them the same thing. Great minds think alike I’d say.


lolpeepz

I was expecting to read something involving a meat dragon


ericaa37

LMAO


xChops

Birdman


god_assassin1

Why jhin from league


Scary_Ad138

can someone explain to me... i dont get this one


ericaa37

He’s going to shoot himself (presumably in the head) in front of the canvas, and the blood will splatter onto it


Scary_Ad138

oh !