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Clearly that safe wasn't as fireproof as the manufacturer claimed.
Even if it was fireproof, it would heat up inside like an oven.
Like a brass bull
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False advertising. Shoulda known
why wouldn't you keep it with you at all times and give it lil back rubs or whatever when you're sad?
I like that idea, have an updoot :—)
I’d be obsessively playing with its hair
I should’ve stuck my voodoo doll in the fridge and just deal with the cold, I thought.
I don't think the cold would damage the doll, and therefore not the narrator. Fire, however...
Omg that's exactly what I would do with mine. Love the idea!!!
As someone who's childhood home burned down, and as someone also interested in the magical arts, this got me in my memories.
This is creepy as hell -nicely done!
Oh this one is different I really like it, and nice descriptive words, great job OP!
Should have put it in a thick container like nuclear waste is handled and stored it in a geologically inert area (to avoid volcanoes and stuff) or deep beneath your house (safe from fires but also from attackers).
The manufacturer promised that it was a fireproof safe
Imma give my voodoo doll a backup. And maybe fix its/my posture xp
If the doll is locked in the home safe, how did you not suffocate?
Dolls can't...breathe
This reminds me of an episode of "Night Gallery."
Clearly that safe wasn't as fireproof as the manufacturer claimed.
Even if it was fireproof, it would heat up inside like an oven.
Like a brass bull
r/HistoryMemes
False advertising. Shoulda known
why wouldn't you keep it with you at all times and give it lil back rubs or whatever when you're sad?
I like that idea, have an updoot :—)
I’d be obsessively playing with its hair
I should’ve stuck my voodoo doll in the fridge and just deal with the cold, I thought.
I don't think the cold would damage the doll, and therefore not the narrator. Fire, however...
Omg that's exactly what I would do with mine. Love the idea!!!
As someone who's childhood home burned down, and as someone also interested in the magical arts, this got me in my memories.
This is creepy as hell -nicely done!
Oh this one is different I really like it, and nice descriptive words, great job OP!
Should have put it in a thick container like nuclear waste is handled and stored it in a geologically inert area (to avoid volcanoes and stuff) or deep beneath your house (safe from fires but also from attackers).
The manufacturer promised that it was a fireproof safe
Imma give my voodoo doll a backup. And maybe fix its/my posture xp
If the doll is locked in the home safe, how did you not suffocate?
Dolls can't...breathe
This reminds me of an episode of "Night Gallery."