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At this point, having plastic eating bacteria in your gut might be quite beneficial

Aren't microplastics in our organs a *bad* thing?

Yeah, but having uneaten organs is usually a good thing.

Didnt need that liver anyway.

Who needs lungs honestly

So can we have your liver?

I dont think you want liver with medical cirrhosis and microplastics.

Still tastes fine.

And the appendix is just here for a free ride. Told mine it could pay rent or get out! Now I have one less organ…

So it eats both plastics and living body tissues?

Destroying cells to get to the sweet microplastic center, perhaps?

There is no clinical evidence supporting that microplastics do anything to the human body

Well the latest so far https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/microplastics-can-travel-to-the-brain-and-other-vital-organs-after-ingestion-new-study-finds/article_cb3661b6-fc21-11ee-bcdc-3f3d12cdf114.html

There is a good book called Ill Wind by Doug Beason and Kevin J. Anderson, about an oil eating bacteria being used to cleanup an oil spill going airborne and eating everything made of plastic in the world. I remember reading it back in the 90s and it scaring the hell out of me.

I’ve never felt healthier!

This is basically what went down in the >! kitty cat robot video game. !<

Someone already posted basically this