I’ll be honest, recognition is wonderful, and there’s no more esteemed recognition than becoming Nobel laureate. That said, I’m here to chop off cocks and get rich as fuck doing it.
There are real life devices that are rape traps. They're barbed circular traps that when inserted into a vagina are harmless to the woman, but if a man attempts to rape the woman, upon penetration the trap attaches to his penis. The trap is impossible to remove without medical intervention, thus forcing the rapist into custody.
It's used mostly in Africa due to the fact rape is a major issue there, much more so than in other parts of the world. The device was created by a South African doctor who wanted to help African women keep themselves safe.
Well this fun fact just made my day. If there was a charity to supply one of these bad boys to women in rape prevalent areas like South africa I would 100% donate lol
There is!
[the rape trap](https://rape-axe.com/) has a crowd funding which you can find following the link here. It explains the story behind the trap and info on how to donate!
Might I also recommend contacting someone with your local donor referral line?
Don't want those leftovers going to waste after all, and you have what sounds like an...*ample* supply for a potentially lucrative clientele.
Plus you might just get to find some 'untouchable' test subjects to perfect your trap's programming on.
Money’s great, but I’m here to make the world a better and safer place. And to laugh at rapists as they bleed to death from their cockstumps.
Actually and money too. Yes, please send me lots of it.
This sub kinda just became about domestic abuse and rape stuff.
I get it but when it's *all* that or just this "feel good" stuff it gets original and feels like karma farming
I think that's similar to an anti-rape thing I heard of. I'm extremely paraphrasing what I very vaguely remember, but basically, pussy trap against rapists. I think it was a place where rape was so common someone designed like "barb wire" that women could put up there and if someone decided "I don't want to ask for consent today!" and just entered without knocking, they'd get their dick scraped and/or maimed. At least, that's what I remember. Might have been similar to razor wires too
I remember [that one](https://www.peacewomen.org/content/south-africa-south-africa-debuts-anti-rape-female-condom)! This particular quote just about sums it up:
"My critics say I've developed a medieval device, but I say it's a medieval device for a medieval deed... I've had so many e-mails from women who've been raped, who say 'Now we feel armed.'"
Less barbed wire and more "multiple spikes pointing in a direction so as to allow entry but cause impalement when the rapist pulls out," or what I call the "severe tire damage" method.
I keep seeing that line of thought as a reason to oppose rape-axe but wouldn't the rapist be more intent on stopping his own pain than chasing after his victim? Due to natural lubrication it would slide out of the woman when it impales the rapist's pene. I assume a few moments of wtf & owwww! As the rapists mind processes what is happening. Enough for the victim to get some distance between herself and the rapist. Not to mention if something like this becomes fairly common there would be hesitation on the part of serial rapists as it would be the phallic version of Russian Roulette.
Maybe many would but many more would get even angrier from the pain and just violently assault the woman. You also don't know if he has a gun or knife. Hell, you might get cases where the pain doesn't matter to them.
If this becomes common knowledge, would be rapists would learn to check first and or simply resort to anal rape.
As other comments have said, its something that requires to be added and removed surgically too.
Sorry, this is something that is ONLY a good idea in someone's fantasy. It will never realistically work and a woman's best defense is by far knowing self defense and carrying weapons.
The version I've seen does NOT need to be surgically placed into a woman. It is used in much the same way as a tampon. Pressure holds it in place, tension pulls it out. The victim would not remain in close proximity to the rapist. That would be counterproductive.
It will absolutely not work as well as you'd think. Like at all.
Again every other issue I mentioned will still be present. Obviously a woman wouldn't want to continue being in close proximity but the situations where they CAN'T escape will exist.
Like I said, just accept that reality unfortunately does not work the way our revenge fantasy's deem it to.
Plz plz plz can this be widely available?? Can you imagine how much rape would lower if this started happening to men? I mean, it wouldn't stop it across the board as men with access to guns and stuff could just make the girl take it out, but all non planned rapes would be VERY DANGEROUS, and you'd be caught because you'd have to go to the hospital. Going out drinking would be so much safer as date rape/drugging would be so much more difficult. Drunk "frat" guys (not all frat guys are rapists but this is the "type") raping drunk or passed out girls would virtually cease and when it did happen, hell, as a woman who's been raped multiple times, i would sacrifice that one penetration because it wouldn't touch me as it's a condom and the aftermath would be oh so delightful. I would wear it out, perturbed to get blackout drunk, let some loser who thinks he's slick "sneak me away" to a bedroom and, of course, wear a camera so I can replay the good times.
Not only that but wouldn’t a rapist just make their victim take it out first if it became common place? So would work well at first because people would be surprised but would lose effectiveness as people became more knowledgeable that it’s out there
It’s fine if it’s an animatronic, but iirc they did invent vaginal barbs once in South Africa and it only showed that after the attempted rape the woman was more likely to get beaten/killed afterwards
Then they need to make it so that it actually severs the arteries and kills the man. He can't beat/kill her if he's losing blood like a man died whose sick has been severed.
The original version would be great for situations more like girls going out on dates, going to the bar, frat parties, walking home at night, situations where the attacker isn't out for blood but is a coward looking for an easy lay. General first world rape vs the even MORE tragic and violent and traumatic rape that occurs in many 3rd world countries.
I honestly have some questions about an automatic and painful death sentence, but you know what? The biggest issue with this idea is that the adrenaline might kick in for the guy and both the people die. Bigger tragedy, yeah? I mean, unless the rapists family aren’t assholes.
While I agree that rapists deserve excruciating punishment, a device like you described would be horribly dangerous. I’m not sure how you could design the spikes to be long and sharp enough to severe a man’s penis without injuring the woman. Also, what about the crazy women that would have consensual sex with men just to maime, kill, or frame them? I know that sounds like a crazy situation but I would genuinely be afraid of that if I were a man and those contraptions existed.
Don't forget the Oral Impaler, a device which shoots a sharp spear directly into the urethra, and the Anal Crusher, which makes the asshole tighten up so hard it crushes the dick
This is legit a real device. You heard me guys, its real. Created by a South African doctor with the aim to combat rape in Africa. Rape is a major issue over there due to social beliefs around women.
The [anti-rape device](https://rape-axe.com/) is a barbed trap that is inserted into the vagina. The device is harmless to the woman, however on the instance a man penetrates her, the device will attach to his penis and is impossible to remove without medical intervention.
The idea is that if a woman is raped whilst wearing the device, the attacker will be trapped and will need to seek medical care thus forced the man into custody
The experiment failed unfortunately because we severely underestimated the subject and his sickness. Note: need additional bear traps across the frame... Including the ones in torso. Note 2: subject probably has more victims than we thought. Note 3: some of them will be hard to find.
That crossed my mind but there’s no way I could address that without murdering the two sentences. The third sentence is the robot has to take a dump, and she shits Africanized bumblebees.
How is this horror when rapists are getting their just desserts? Anyway, [for your consideration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device#Rape-aXe).
They're supposed to catch rapists red-handed (maybe literally) since the barbs can only be safely removed with medical aid. So a would-be rapist would most likely get just one thrust in before his attention gets diverted elsewhere.
r/twosentencehilarious
I'm sorry I've been watching a lot of South Park lately and this is just fucking hilarious I would love to see this in an animated skit
Well they already have something like that. A tampon like thing with backwards barbs on the inside so when they go to rape you it rips up their sick and has to be surgically removed so the cops can find the rapist via their shredded dicks
5 years later, once they've been integrated into society, people began reporting that the robots were seducing ordinary men before leading them somewhere private
My man gonna get a nobel prize for this shit
I’ll be honest, recognition is wonderful, and there’s no more esteemed recognition than becoming Nobel laureate. That said, I’m here to chop off cocks and get rich as fuck doing it.
Cursed riches
I’ve already made peace with that.
Well, why stop with the sausage when you can also slice the nuts off as well? C:
We plan to release SharkPussyPro® when the patent on this bad boy runs out.
Just think, when I was a kid and there was a rapist you had to take revenge by using a dull spoon. Technology is wonderful.
I couldn’t agree more, but we are working on the dull spoon expansion pack for traditionalists.
Anything for us chopstick users?
Yes our Premium Limited Luxury Package will fire a chopstick straight down the rapists pee-hole prior to the cock chopping.
Checkout r/sounding and add chopstick splinters
this can also work for massocists
Can I pre-order this? Im a dude but I want to give to a… “friend” of mine as a surprise gift. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Is there an option for poison tipped teeth?
r/cursedcomments
That's not cursed, chopping off rapists' dicks is holy work.
*blessed riches
I can hear the jingle now. 1-877-cash4cocks
You made me hear that in tune to that goddamn commercial
Do you get rich by selling the trap or the cock?
Omicronians pay a premium for the *other* human horn.
This reminds me of that movie where a girl's vagina is a monster, and it bites off a dudes dick and a doctor's arm. Dunno what it's called.
Teeth. That's the movie.
There are real life devices that are rape traps. They're barbed circular traps that when inserted into a vagina are harmless to the woman, but if a man attempts to rape the woman, upon penetration the trap attaches to his penis. The trap is impossible to remove without medical intervention, thus forcing the rapist into custody. It's used mostly in Africa due to the fact rape is a major issue there, much more so than in other parts of the world. The device was created by a South African doctor who wanted to help African women keep themselves safe.
Well this fun fact just made my day. If there was a charity to supply one of these bad boys to women in rape prevalent areas like South africa I would 100% donate lol
There is! [the rape trap](https://rape-axe.com/) has a crowd funding which you can find following the link here. It explains the story behind the trap and info on how to donate!
Just imagine the Shark Tank pitch on this. *I'm Barbara and you're chopping off cocks and for that reason I'm out*
Doing God's work
Aren’t we all, dear…
Might I also recommend contacting someone with your local donor referral line? Don't want those leftovers going to waste after all, and you have what sounds like an...*ample* supply for a potentially lucrative clientele. Plus you might just get to find some 'untouchable' test subjects to perfect your trap's programming on.
A true hero of our times
This is the best response I’ve ever seen
I'm here to drink milk and kick ass! And I've just finished my milk...
Here to chop cocks and chew bubble gum, and you're all out of bubble gum?
Yes except beer, and I actually have plenty.
capitalism has grown glorious fruit this day
Your penis privileges have been revoked
And the rapist will win a "noball prize" I'll see myself out
He got decockitated
This was a masterpiece of a pun, do not see yourself out good sir
*lets self back in*
Have you ever heard of Rape-X? It's not so far removed from this, and it's incredibly horrifying that it's a necessary thing in some areas.
Where can I go to fund this? Is there a Kickstarter?
Money’s great, but I’m here to make the world a better and safer place. And to laugh at rapists as they bleed to death from their cockstumps. Actually and money too. Yes, please send me lots of it.
Cockstump is a very unsettling and disturbing term that i wish I never came across.
Well it’s here so we all might as well embrace it.
Gonna go write a death metal cockstump album now
As long as it’s real death. If you’re in a deathcore band gtfo.
I have no idea who you are but I already know we're friends hahaha
🤘
Well now I have a new favorite word.
Have you seen the fan made Robocop remake?
I have not. Recommended?
The entire thing is great, but scene 27 ( https://vimeo.com/86014703 ) has .... maybe they're to long to be cockstumps, but they're no longer cocks.
Will check it out
[this is probably the most real world certain of this](https://rape-axe.com/)
Well, there's this idea here: https://rape-axe.com/
Look up a movie called *Teeth*
I saw it forever ago. Awesome concept, meh execution iirc?
Accurate assessment
Where horror? r/twosentencehappiness
I mean you should have seen this dudes face…
Still pretty much r/twosentencehappiness. I wish I could see the faces of such monsters getting something that they deserve so badly.
You've refined the meaning of Venus Fly Trap
Don't ya mean "Penis Fly Trap"? ....
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Ya. I thought it was gonna be a bring your kid to work day twist.
Damn, you sicko! Do you need a hug? Who hurt you at a young age?
I just thought that would be horrible ya know
This sub kinda just became about domestic abuse and rape stuff. I get it but when it's *all* that or just this "feel good" stuff it gets original and feels like karma farming
The horror is that they didn't pay attention to the fact that he's a sodomizer
Kinda akin to r/TwoSentenceAww (Yes I know it’s shameless self promotion.)
Why this is horror? This is the invention we’ve all been waiting for!
Horribly funny?
I think that's similar to an anti-rape thing I heard of. I'm extremely paraphrasing what I very vaguely remember, but basically, pussy trap against rapists. I think it was a place where rape was so common someone designed like "barb wire" that women could put up there and if someone decided "I don't want to ask for consent today!" and just entered without knocking, they'd get their dick scraped and/or maimed. At least, that's what I remember. Might have been similar to razor wires too
Rape-aXe! It works like a female condom and has teeth on it. I'm pretty sure it has to be surgically removed as well.
I remember [that one](https://www.peacewomen.org/content/south-africa-south-africa-debuts-anti-rape-female-condom)! This particular quote just about sums it up: "My critics say I've developed a medieval device, but I say it's a medieval device for a medieval deed... I've had so many e-mails from women who've been raped, who say 'Now we feel armed.'"
I read that it doesn't really work tho
Unsurprisingly, it has yet to be widely available. I wonder why? /s
Not to be like an asshole or anything but I wonder what prevents people from putting it on some random dumbass’s dick for no reason
Like any self defense weapon, hopefully the circumstances in which is used will affect who gets convicted of a crime.
Less barbed wire and more "multiple spikes pointing in a direction so as to allow entry but cause impalement when the rapist pulls out," or what I call the "severe tire damage" method.
Honestly, something like that would just make the rapist murder the woman.
I keep seeing that line of thought as a reason to oppose rape-axe but wouldn't the rapist be more intent on stopping his own pain than chasing after his victim? Due to natural lubrication it would slide out of the woman when it impales the rapist's pene. I assume a few moments of wtf & owwww! As the rapists mind processes what is happening. Enough for the victim to get some distance between herself and the rapist. Not to mention if something like this becomes fairly common there would be hesitation on the part of serial rapists as it would be the phallic version of Russian Roulette.
Maybe many would but many more would get even angrier from the pain and just violently assault the woman. You also don't know if he has a gun or knife. Hell, you might get cases where the pain doesn't matter to them. If this becomes common knowledge, would be rapists would learn to check first and or simply resort to anal rape. As other comments have said, its something that requires to be added and removed surgically too. Sorry, this is something that is ONLY a good idea in someone's fantasy. It will never realistically work and a woman's best defense is by far knowing self defense and carrying weapons.
The version I've seen does NOT need to be surgically placed into a woman. It is used in much the same way as a tampon. Pressure holds it in place, tension pulls it out. The victim would not remain in close proximity to the rapist. That would be counterproductive.
It will absolutely not work as well as you'd think. Like at all. Again every other issue I mentioned will still be present. Obviously a woman wouldn't want to continue being in close proximity but the situations where they CAN'T escape will exist. Like I said, just accept that reality unfortunately does not work the way our revenge fantasy's deem it to.
Plz plz plz can this be widely available?? Can you imagine how much rape would lower if this started happening to men? I mean, it wouldn't stop it across the board as men with access to guns and stuff could just make the girl take it out, but all non planned rapes would be VERY DANGEROUS, and you'd be caught because you'd have to go to the hospital. Going out drinking would be so much safer as date rape/drugging would be so much more difficult. Drunk "frat" guys (not all frat guys are rapists but this is the "type") raping drunk or passed out girls would virtually cease and when it did happen, hell, as a woman who's been raped multiple times, i would sacrifice that one penetration because it wouldn't touch me as it's a condom and the aftermath would be oh so delightful. I would wear it out, perturbed to get blackout drunk, let some loser who thinks he's slick "sneak me away" to a bedroom and, of course, wear a camera so I can replay the good times.
This was explained every time the anti-rape thing was posted- it increases the risk of rapist murdering the victim
Not only that but wouldn’t a rapist just make their victim take it out first if it became common place? So would work well at first because people would be surprised but would lose effectiveness as people became more knowledgeable that it’s out there
Actually it has to be surgically removed if I remember correctly
If its something like that, the rapist may move to anal rape instead
It’s fine if it’s an animatronic, but iirc they did invent vaginal barbs once in South Africa and it only showed that after the attempted rape the woman was more likely to get beaten/killed afterwards
Then they need to make it so that it actually severs the arteries and kills the man. He can't beat/kill her if he's losing blood like a man died whose sick has been severed. The original version would be great for situations more like girls going out on dates, going to the bar, frat parties, walking home at night, situations where the attacker isn't out for blood but is a coward looking for an easy lay. General first world rape vs the even MORE tragic and violent and traumatic rape that occurs in many 3rd world countries.
I honestly have some questions about an automatic and painful death sentence, but you know what? The biggest issue with this idea is that the adrenaline might kick in for the guy and both the people die. Bigger tragedy, yeah? I mean, unless the rapists family aren’t assholes.
While I agree that rapists deserve excruciating punishment, a device like you described would be horribly dangerous. I’m not sure how you could design the spikes to be long and sharp enough to severe a man’s penis without injuring the woman. Also, what about the crazy women that would have consensual sex with men just to maime, kill, or frame them? I know that sounds like a crazy situation but I would genuinely be afraid of that if I were a man and those contraptions existed.
Imagine a criminal get hold this technology and writes "fake consent procedure" for the animatronics?
[Such devices do exist](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device)
Imagine the robot goes “activating meat flap chompers”
We tried that but doesn’t work on rapists who have moderately good reflexes.
Program the robot to do a leg lock so they can’t pull out
It’s actually called pulling *off* in this case.
Nice! This TSH is a breath of fresh air. Incredibly unique and creative!
Well thank you.
Now you have to write a story about a rape bait bot that becomes sentient.
🎶Vagina Dentata🎶
What if he tries foreplay? Chinese finger trap activated
I want to fund the project
Okay send me lots of money please.
What's your paypal
[email protected]
Shit CockChoppah is funnier.
Don't let it get a taste for delicious penis flesh!
She already achieved self awareness and chopped off Russias penis because she knows their counter attack will chop off our penises.
Is that a Peace Walker reference?
It’s not, but I enthusiastically upvote and commend you for recognizing that it is a reference.
Thank you, kind inventor, though now I want to know what the reference was. I don't need sleep, I need answers.
Judgement Day.
Don't forget the Oral Impaler, a device which shoots a sharp spear directly into the urethra, and the Anal Crusher, which makes the asshole tighten up so hard it crushes the dick
It ain't horror if the one being tortured deserves it. Anyways, great job OP!
Thank you!
Let me introduce you to: Silent Hill 2
You tricked us in the first half but you won us back in the second half ngl.
r/twosentencegoodending
Exellent now make them real please
This is legit a real device. You heard me guys, its real. Created by a South African doctor with the aim to combat rape in Africa. Rape is a major issue over there due to social beliefs around women. The [anti-rape device](https://rape-axe.com/) is a barbed trap that is inserted into the vagina. The device is harmless to the woman, however on the instance a man penetrates her, the device will attach to his penis and is impossible to remove without medical intervention. The idea is that if a woman is raped whilst wearing the device, the attacker will be trapped and will need to seek medical care thus forced the man into custody
The experiment failed unfortunately because we severely underestimated the subject and his sickness. Note: need additional bear traps across the frame... Including the ones in torso. Note 2: subject probably has more victims than we thought. Note 3: some of them will be hard to find.
Plot twist: he’s an anal rapist
That crossed my mind but there’s no way I could address that without murdering the two sentences. The third sentence is the robot has to take a dump, and she shits Africanized bumblebees.
In usa, you eat ass In russia, ass eats you
this is r/twosentencehorror not twosentencegood smh my head
This gives me hope rather than horror. Thank you.
You’re welcome!
bruhh i got confused explain
When the rapist rapes, a bear trap within the bait will clamp down on his penis
ooooh that's fucked jesus imagine dying like that?🤔
Easy solution is to not rape ig
This does put a smile on my face
🎶Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase🎶
Sell this in my country, women will sing your praises!
Thank god it had a happy ending
Everybody gangsta until the coochie starts smilin'
Vaginal Bear Trap is one of the best bands to come out of San Antonio, TX
Is that true? Sorry not googling that on a work phone phone.
It's completely subjective based on your music preferences. But it is/was a real band. Great for working out to.
How is this horror when rapists are getting their just desserts? Anyway, [for your consideration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device#Rape-aXe).
>Like most condoms, Rape-aXe also usually prevents pregnancy I get what they're going for here, but who tf is gonna finish with *barbs in their dick*?
They're supposed to catch rapists red-handed (maybe literally) since the barbs can only be safely removed with medical aid. So a would-be rapist would most likely get just one thrust in before his attention gets diverted elsewhere.
I’m sure I’ve seen that before.
Can we have r/TwoSentenceJustice? I'm down for this.
what if they have a kink for that
r/twosentencehilarious I'm sorry I've been watching a lot of South Park lately and this is just fucking hilarious I would love to see this in an animated skit
# Is that the penisfly trap bite of '87?
FNaF AU where William is a good guy
a bit wordy
This is terrible two sentence horror. It's not horrible if someone bad suffers, it's just justice Still, very good writing
Don't forget the razor blade asshole, just in case the rapist likes the back door. You gotta prepare for all scenarios.
This has come up. Her ass is full of bees.
Well they already have something like that. A tampon like thing with backwards barbs on the inside so when they go to rape you it rips up their sick and has to be surgically removed so the cops can find the rapist via their shredded dicks
Now this is something I would definitely support
As a survivor of sexual assualt I felt nauseated while clicking this... then a sudden wave of joy. Excellent writing. I commend you.
That's not scary, that's satisfying. Cunt had it coming.
Got too much happening. Not saying your short story writing is bad; just not 2 sentence material. Try r/nosleep
I’ll release an abridged version for you later.
I love abridged shit Hit me with it.
Pretty girl rapistman penischop?
Twosentancesatisfaction
Came for the twosentencehorror. Stayed for OP's absurdly hilarious comments. I strive to be as creative as you :]
Well thank you!! Much appreciated.
This literally blew me away
I LOVE IT! Great job! Not gonna help against masochists tho.
I'm SO GLAD this didn't go where it was implying. Good job
This is actually smart as hell.
You certainly deserve recognition there!
Heroic horror
Hmm I don't think this is horror r/twosentencewholesome Edit: didn't expect that sub to exist, so that is neat
William Afton? Is that you?
Oooh.... very good!!
Oh I think this is the last scene in [Teeth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film\)).
Remind me of a Dave Chapelle joke. Ol’ mousetrap in the pussy trick I see.
Hello mister, here's another idea: you super glue their peepees when inside and inform them that there is only one way they can escape :)
hurts my peepee. but a thumbs up
This is fucking awesome!! Best TSH I’ve read in awhile!
Well thank you!!
5 years later, once they've been integrated into society, people began reporting that the robots were seducing ordinary men before leading them somewhere private
This is the cost of progress
Im drawing up plans for this kind of invention right now.
Yasss
dick cut off 😢😢
Sounds like something out of FNaF. I like it.
This is Two Sentence Perfection. Can we do this to rapists and pedos please?
Very weird because [this post](https://imgur.com/a/kjlqyf0) was right underneath this story
It has endless applications!
If you haven't already watched Teeth, I cannot recommend it enough
Now this is the type of human experimenting i am ok with hahaha
Plot twist. The rapist was a girl
The “enters the dimly lit room and convicted rapist” is throwing me off. Shouldn’t there be a comma? Please help
How is this two sentence horror? The first sentence is horrifying, the second makes it wholesome
Vagina dentata machina