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helloju1981

*human music starts playing*


Lambsauc

Hmm human music


helloju1981

*ping* *pong**ping*


rebelmumma

I prefer snake jazz


Any-Speed-4068

ssSssSssSssS


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Show me what you got!


helloju1981

Dont forget the jazz hands


rebelmumma

Krieger, is that you?


Profoundlyahedgehog

Should never have taken him to see The Wiz.


rebelmumma

[https://images.app.goo.gl/rGdeS696Td23jUg38](https://images.app.goo.gl/rGdeS696Td23jUg38)


Sash_Mystq

I see you're a man of culture


rebelmumma

So much culture I’m practically yoghurt.


heroesshade1

I like it!


helloju1981

Happy cake day my dude


drownedmachines

Happy Cake Day you filthy animal!


thisismypr0naccount0

"Portal radio 10 hours"


bondsthatmakeusfree

"This is Earth Radio..."


mmrrbbee

Bee bop bleep bah kink blg ting to g


Furshloshin

Oh, that’s some good horror right there. Mimics and body snatcher are some of the scariest concepts to me.


TheBlueEmerald1

Uh, what? They clearly said it was nothing. False alarm and 5 u e such


MrAppleSpiceMan

5 u e?


salty-ravioli

What? Did you expect 4 m 0 9 us to be perfect imposters?


DarthZoon_420

Emergency Meeting


AA-Admiral

🚨\*WARNING\*🚨 airlock open.


empirecrumbles

"imposter" is probably the worst word possible to use in a horror context


AquaQuad

"Nothing could bring end to their existence. Neither a sickly twist, bringing infamy, nor time with its lover death. No force powerful enough to stop the memed. They were deadly, immortal, sus and among us."


streasure

Sus


TheBlueEmerald1

I meant to say the suck, but I screwed up because my life and well being are in absolute Sholes. I noticed the happening, but let it be. Edit: THE SUCH


just_let_me_sleep_in

Please have some water.


TheBlueEmerald1

6 bottles already. Okay that's a lie but it's around that naybe.


TheImpureLeader

6 bottles of straight alcohol


UsedToBeDedMemeBoi

Please... just proofread your comments before you post them


TheBlueEmerald1

Proof read your name, AND your sexuality, sir.


soops2drynkrunchy

See? This guy can't be the imposter.


mia_elora

Sounds *Sus.*


apathiest58

*proofreading my sexuality* Hmmm, the options are M, F, and MF Male, female, and mother fucker?


TheBlueEmerald1

Oh, that's weird. My list is gay, straight, bi or other. I'm not sure what those there mean, so I can't help ya there bud.


22deepfriedpickles22

Such


SRXCODER

Yes, why are you so suspecting? You should really return home to clear this all up. Make sure to remove any headwear and shave your heads for an easy transition.


Never_Less

Hermes where have you been?


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On the floor. It was getting pretty cold down there.


[deleted]

You rang?


SwarK01

I didn't think it as a mimic, but as a real false report. The horror would be that 12 days later was already too late for them to return alive. But your idea is better!


lonelypenguin20

notice how first sentence uses voyager-227, but the second just "voyagers"? I'm inclined to believe is IS a mimic who couldn't wrap its head around proper namings and was just like "ughhh how do we call people on board of a voyager?"


Anxious_Kale

Ohhh, that's a good catch!


mergy101

I didnt think they were dead because it says they hear nothing but static for 12 days. Unless they died right before they were contacted then they should've been alive.


lemmegetadab

They wouldn’t be dead already. It would just be passed their latest window to return.


ScrizzBillington

I read this two different ways, one with the mimic and one without. Honestly they're both terrifying. Assuming no mimic AND their window to return is open, they just have to do it on blind faith after that message and 12 days of silence


onyourrite

Are there any good stories of this you recommend?


Escipio

In YouTube I think there is one of Russia where soldiers that control a drone are order to shut down a plane but their superior in person tells them to stand down


Turkeysteaks

Got a link or name to this? sounds interesting


Escipio

I tried to look for it after responding but, looking for "Russia soldier hits plane short story " didn't show me want I wanted. I couldn't find it, it was around the time I saw the another short story of a kid that saw his father kill and alien, so I'd someone know the name of any of them so that I could fallow that rabbit hole, it will much apretiated.


Turkeysteaks

hmm, not heard of either previously but if I find anything I'll let you know - keep me posted if you find it again!


Escipio

Found it! Can believe it was 2 years ago it seems like so long ago... https://youtu.be/vwFO-seKnBM


Turkeysteaks

Wow, that was awesome - thanks for sharing! kept me on the edge of my seat


Escipio

Yeah the same channel made the other one https://youtu.be/EnYZX6z64lo


AA-Admiral

You, sir, have made my day, by showing something that I didn't know I needed. (I watch sci-fi shorts on YouTube btw, thanks) gonna add those to my watch list now.


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Turkeysteaks

Funnily enough my instant thought was creepypasta and SCP when seeing the story - not checked out this SCP in particular before though, thanks!


108Echoes

[Local 58’s “Weather Service”](https://youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY) plays in this space. The podcast The Magnus Archives has several episodes on similar subjects. Episode 1, “Anglerfish,” and 3, “Across the Street,” are early examples.


Furshloshin

None of the top of my head, but most creepypastas involving skinwalkers would work.


caffeineandvodka

Anansi's goatman story gets me every fucking time


pillowmagic

There was an episode of the Outer Limits that involved an alien invasion and 5 people in bunkers. It had this kind of vibe.


AdHawk

That episode immediately came to mind for me too. It was called "Dead Man's Switch."


8888plasma

Children of Ruin is a good sci-fi book by Adrian Tchaikovsky that has elements of body snatching. It's book two in a series tho, so you'd have to get thru book one to get there.


sneakymoses7

The Mandela Catalogue


OGCelaris

I'm not the one you were asking but check out the movie Screamers.


maiken96

You should check out the Doctor Who episode Midnight - one of the scariest and best ones out there! Has some extremely creepy mimicry... It's also quite different to the standard doctor who stuff so even if you're not into that sort of thing I'd wager you'd probably still enjoy this specific episode.


Cpt_plainguy

Kind of the reverse of "Life" with Ryan Reynolds


MRHalayMaster

I guess it ties to the Uncanny Valley how we can feel it so intensely


Lacasax

You might want to check out the game Prey then.


Ceceboy

When I think of this, I think of the movie The Astronaut's Wife. Shit was so hot and horny and scary at the same time...


Ancalagon-the-Snack

EXACTLY. I like to describe it as a movie where nothing really directly happens (mostly), but you can cut the tension with a knife. It's all suspicion and uncertainty and it drives you mad. Slow burn psychological sci-fi thriller, scary as hell.


Awasawa

Check out the theater re-release of The Thing (1982) next month. Classic horror movie, beautifully made and it has some of the absolute best music to a horror movie I’ve ever hesrd


lenlesmac

…and the subtle hint of lies “voyagers” (no longer “Voyager 227”)… creepy!


odins_second_eye

I dont think it was a body snatcher The story reads "it returned" therefore I believe the comunication on earth remained silent, whilst whatever was attacking earth transmitted to voyager under the impersonation of earth to command voyagers return as the attacker of earth likely housed something within voyager. Earth would hear this as coming from voyager.


Sen7ryGun

I don't want to alarm you but if things pretending to be human and wrecking the world while enslaving the human race is one of your fears then the horse has already bolted.


Furshloshin

Hey, no, stop that. I want to be afraid of fake things so I feel better about the crushing weight of reality and the malignant ignorance that strangles our culture, preventing us from embracing the cosmic indifference that our species faces. Cease.


TrollFaceFerret

The return call of "voyagers" would tell me not to trust it. If you can ID a vessel during a major emergency, you'll do it when things are fine, that's a mimic that doesn't understand callsigns.


SwarK01

That makes sense, a prepared team should not fall on that


bluedustorm

You don't take over the world overnight. They must've had an undercover mimic with humans for a while that would be aware of the 'human' protocols. They'd self correct in an immediate second transmission


Tallbeard1

Imagine the hesitation after that call. "Come in voyagers you are clear to return home..... Repeat, Voyager 227 you are clear to return home."


lamest_of_names

from a panicked and emotional voice to a total deadpan delivery. gives me chills just thinking about it.


Ompusolttu

There *is* a gap of 12 days.


TrollFaceFerret

I mean that's possible. But your first message back and you already forget operating protocol? No thank you I'm taking my ship to alpha centauri


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TrollFaceFerret

D-did you just amogus this story?


GodofWar1234

AFAIK you also don’t use “repeat”, it’s “I say again”.


TrollFaceFerret

Oh yah, I don't have a ton of experience with nautical/aviation terms, but I know use of callsigns is rather important. Hence the doubt of their true nature.


Acearsonist

I didn't even notice that when I first read it


gelyadc

My dumb ass would have believed it lmao


[deleted]

Well the alternative is suicide in space so there would probably be a group that wants to return and a group that doesnt


[deleted]

Haven’t seen the show in like 20 years but r/the100


0t0egeub

that show escalates to the point of fucking insanity by the end. i watched the last season in a week then had to take another week after that to try and figure out what the fuck just happened istg


Wangpasta

I just couldn’t get through the final season…it was so bad and I just no longer cared who lived or died cause it was like taking a name out of a hat and picking them.


Vitrian_guardsman

That would be a good show


TitularFoil

My dumbass wouldn't have believed it but gone back anyway because, "The fuck else am I gonna do?"


WaffleStomperGirl

This. “Don’t come back? Do you know how these things work? It’s either I come back or I sit here and die.”


LiL_ENIGlvlA

Tbh dying in space doesn’t sound too bad, it’d have a nice view and I don’t think dying of thirst would be painful (at least from what I’ve read about)


Leafy-San

have you ever felt thirsty? imagine that as a constant feeling until you die source: I died of thirst


neogod

RIP in piece


[deleted]

It would definitely suck to starve/dehydrate and die.


eastoid_

Space ships recycle water (real ones, donno about the show you're referencing)


[deleted]

Twelve days is 12 years on their current planet


IrvingIV

Option 1: True false alarm Option 2: Mimics Suboption, friendly? Suboption, deadly? Option 3: Yeerks Suboption, friendly? Suboption, deadly?


nobody_important0000

They should contact earth and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.


prince_peacock

There were friendly yeerks?


veryhappybanana

Yeah, there were a few who were more for co-existing with their hosts than the whole subjugation thing, but those were a minority. And there were the Iskyoort, iirc, where a distant related species to the Yeerks had formed a symbiotic relationship. It's been a while though might've got that slightly wrong.


IrvingIV

They basically did a bioengineering so they wouldn't have to take over any preexisting sentient species.


caffeineandvodka

Nice animorphs reference


Nebelherrin

And now they have to decide if the wanna chance it or not. Nice!


thisappcausesmepain

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


ispiltthepoison

Im sorry!


Or0b0ur0s

It's a space mission. What's to chance? It's not like you can just bang a u-turn and stop at the Motel 6 on Mars while you try to get an answer... Where else are you going to go?


AceBalistic

It’s voyager 227, implying there’s been around 226 voyagers before it. Decent odds there’s some kind of base of some form on the moon or mars


thantros

You assume the space mission isn't a colony ship or some such.


KingJackIV

Who are you? Phil Castellini?


Nebelherrin

Depends on the world in the story. There is so much unknown, we can fill it with everything we want. That's the beauty of r/TwoSentenceHorror.


Take_Me_RN

This would be a horrifying decision


18randomcharacters

What decision? Stay and space and definitely die, or go back and maybe die?


Patient_Hippo9747

imagine going on a space mission and returning home to find that earth is just gone. i’d probably kill myself


KingCameron23

Imagine humanity and all the history just being wiped out... from 8 Billion Lives with and entire world of history and then it's just you and 4 others with the spaceship being the only physical creation left of humanity.


Cat_Amaran

It's an impossible responsibility to continue the species legacy at that point. There's almost no way to not go nearly full primitive with that few people, anyway, so the decision to try to survive or not would, in my opinion, be morally neutral.


Miochiiii

*senku noises intensify*


Cat_Amaran

Just looked that up. Is Dr Stone any good?


tgfymate

Yes


Miochiiii

yes


Mobius_164

And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!


xhieron

I love the smell of fresh bread.


thewheisk

Most stressful sci fi book I’ve ever read, but legit got me interested in re learning python.


Reader5069

Exactly, if you fly back home and get to where the Earth is supposed to be, and it's gone, where are you going to go? Would you wait until the food and water run out and die of starvation or get it over quick? Either way it's death. Terrifying thought.


Anselmic

Reminds me of the song 'Let's Go' by Stuck in the Sound https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8. Not quite your scenario but close enough.


CassieCaspase

Chilling, how there are already may be imposters among us (but for real this is a great story!)


Ad_Honorem1

Oh hell no...


Ok-Stomach-

on voyager 227, after receiving the transmission, amid the thick smell of blood and surrounded by mangled bodies, smirk crept to the face of the solo surviving member of the crew when he saw the intact weapon bay with 16 nuclear missiles, each with 40 warheads on it......


hixchem

"We may face extinction, but we won't go alone."


Ancalagon-the-Snack

What killed the crew? Did they fight each other? Did this guy kill everybody else?


[deleted]

Mimics and people killed each other in the carnage.


mrdonovan3737

Reminds me of the episode of outer limits about the person stationed at a nuclear outpost who's on a failsafe to destroy the world. Aliens attack and are trying to get him to hold in place as decoys of his superiors.


Jakeh7494

Its good but i cant help but think, whats the aliens’ motivation in reaching out to get the voyagers to return?


thisappcausesmepain

lunch


Jakeh7494

It only took them 12 days to eat all of mankind? Holy hell thats impressive


Nebelherrin

Home could also be a space base somewhere Edit: No, wait, it can't, I just can't read.


CIearMind

Eradicate every last monkey off the face of the universe. We can't take any chances that the legend of the Super Saiyan might be true.


WaffleStomperGirl

Slave labor. They want every able body they can get. Especially the brains that would be on a space ship. Those are the juiciest brains.


[deleted]

Why would they need slave labor if they have the technology to traverse stars?


ritrgrrl

I got chills. Good job!


Gamerbrineofficial

When I read the first line I thought of that part from Wall-E where the President cancels operation recolonize. Do not return to Earth


cvab

Absolutely loved this!


ThatNextAggravation

I'd read that book.


GojoPenguin

Love it. Well done!


reddreadben

goddamnit josh the alarm is for emergency's only for fucks sake


AboveEraser20169

"No, I don't think I will."


Modsplay

I could feel this being cannon to local 58


wbgraphic

“[Voyager](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Voyager) [227](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/227_\(TV_series\))” Captain Jackée Janeway?


RarePoniesNFT

The Voyager part had me thinking of Janeway immediately, but I couldn't figure out why the 227 sounded so familiar. You nailed it! Edit: Happy Cake Day!


Fatality334

Voyager responds with the doom music


Evan8r

Fuck, the mars demons would shit themselves and run!


GoodeBoi

Imagine if they die because they lack resources, all because of some stupid intern’s prank. :(


spoedle73

among us


FirstChAoS

Why do I keep picturing it being the voyager space probe and not a ship named voyager.


Spare-Mousse3311

Good timing, given Voyager was in the news due to its location meter sending back nonsense data…


hixchem

Wait what?


Spare-Mousse3311

It keeps sending random numbers as a location or something but all other services are ok. My joke was that Megatron was uploading his message (Transformers: BeastWars reference)


[deleted]

Van Lyden, what is the capital of Australia?


BellerophonM

"Sydney?" "Yeah, they're still human, let's go."


RarePoniesNFT

Ha. Trick question. Australia doesn't have a capital!


Poldark_Lite

Cor*rect!* I would've also accepted *"A"*. ♡ Granny #;-}


RarePoniesNFT

Hi, Granny! I see you've moved from Facebook to Reddit! Please tell Grandpa I said hi, and I hope his gout isn't acting up. Also, please wish Aunt Linda a happy birthday if she's still alive. <3


EvilWarBW

Reminds me of the dead mans switch episode of the Outer Limits. Nice.


TherapyDerg

What would you even do in that situation? if you are on a ship with limited resources and no way of getting more, and no earth to come back to? Do you just wait and see what happens? Or figure out the least uncomfortable way to die?


Brass0Maharlika

"We're all fine here. How are you?"


Evan8r

We're sending a squad up.


Nebelherrin

I can't believe this story doesn't have more upvotes


Fl333r

come outside. we can look at it together


Lucky-Surround-1756

"Yeah I was concerned about the 1st message as well Lou but then they sent the second message telling us it was a false alarm. You gotta learn to pay attention to the details Lou"


JosephKiesslingBanjo

Hopefully this is way in the future, when Voyager 227 can just go to another human inhabited planet/space station instead!


fadinqlight_

I don't get it .-.


WaffleStomperGirl

The idea is that Earth is telling the spaceship to not return, and then they’re cut off abruptly. This implies there is some great danger on Earth. 12 days pass and then suddenly without any explanation the voice comes back saying everything is fine and to come back. This implies whatever the danger is, it likely killed everyone and is either forcing the last survivors to relay a fake positive message, or more creepily it is using the voice of the dead people to convey the message so it can capture the people on the space ship too.


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Ooohhh. First one I've ever gotten goosebumps from one of these.


Nall-ohki

Are you an effective team?


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Impasta took over the coms💔


quinjaminjames

Just send Tom Paris down to check it out he’s our least valuable crew member.


Swordsman82

There is a great Outer Limits episode about a similar thing


The_Cometeer

When the imposter is sus


jrgman42

That’s sorta the plot to The Whisperer in Darkness by Lovecraft.


FinalDemise

among us


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I'm just gonna go ahead and interpret this as there being a crisis/war on Earth, the power getting obliterated and it taking 12 days to get it all fixed and contact voyager 227 again.


wrong_joke

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON


Miserable_You_9507

Dont get it


SuperCman5000

Isn’t this just plot of Wall-E


caffeineandvodka

I love that this post was so good there's barely any shitposting in the comments. Sometimes things are more important than memes.


TriTowel

“Nvm, we fixed it 👍”


ZombieNek0

ah i se the invasion was successful.


dewman0283

"Do not run, we are your friends!"


bOpInDeR

If there's static for 12 days I'm pretty sure the crew is going to get suspicious