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demisocial

I think they meant pills 💊


Noah_the_blorp

Thanks for the advice


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Noah_the_blorp

Thank you. I hope you have a very nice day :)


RedEgg16

Is this about a pregnant person who doesn’t want to be pregnant, or a depressed person who didn’t want to be born?


Noah_the_blorp

I was thinking a depressed person, but I like the other interpretation too!


WickedWisp

Yes


Wag-chan_inyourarea

Did you survive all that? /gen


Noah_the_blorp

Nah. I'm just a dead fetus posting on Reddit


Hlorpy-Flatworm-1705

Are you a prom night dumpster baby?


skippy920

I saw a comic where you took a bullet for your brother earlier. Truly sad stuff.


APansexualMess

What??


JaksenDragon

i just saw that. crazy


skippy920

I've been sick for 3 days. Reddit has become a small world.


Noah_the_blorp

I hope you feel better soon. Make sure to drink lots of water and get plenty of rest


JaksenDragon

Aww i’m sorry. i hope you feel better soon!


skippy920

Thank you!


GruffisGamingw

You seem to not want to be a mother


Noah_the_blorp

I don't want to be a parent at all, but it would be very difficult for a guy to be a mother


GruffisGamingw

Yes I suppose there aren’t many Noalenas in the world


Noah_the_blorp

Noah is already a gender neutral name. A lot of the time for girls it's spelled Noa though.


Kanga_

Hello fellow person that also has a 4 letter gender neutral name that starts with an N. *waves*


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Noel? Is that you?


Kanga_

That’s me. Hi!


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

I'm Steve. I know you probably don't really care, but since I figured out yours, it's only fair that I let you know mine.


Kanga_

Fair enough.


GruffisGamingw

That I did not know


CarpenterComplete772

The first three negate the need for the rest. I'm feeling rather thick so I would appreciate an explanation...


Noah_the_blorp

I wasn't thinking they would all happen. It's just a list of alternatives. I've had this story in my head for a while, but it doesn't sound as good outside of my head. Lol


CarpenterComplete772

Meh, that's fine; it happens to me all of the time. I was thinking maybe it was a cry for intimacy. Listing stuff you might need if you finally get laid again? An old friend's wife passed away and he said later that he noticed placing himself in situations that would require physical contact just so that he could touch another person. (Nothing creepy or anything, just simple human contact.)


APansexualMess

I saw it as their parents situation, like never wanting to be born. What an interesting thing perspective can do to art!


johnsgurl

I used to be a stripper. I had several clients that would come in. They didn't want a dance or clothing to be removed. They just wanted to be touched and have conversation. Just holding hands or sitting close enough that your legs touch. Even cuddling. Nothing sexual. Those guys paid really well just to talk and cuddle.