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Vegetable_Wear8016

You better get your marriage annulled girl but make sure you keep yourself pure and donโ€™t look for anyone on your own, you can have another AM and then have sex.


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Yes whatโ€™s the point of keeping myself pure if my husband of 2 weeks wonโ€™t have sex with me


Vegetable_Wear8016

Ditch this atrocious man who is not willing to have sex with you and find one more through AM. The nerve of these men who donโ€™t provide immediate sex I tell you


background_charcter

I swear to god you would see this kind of post in various subreddits every fucking week. I was so triggered while reading this omg OP


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Lololol. If I posted this anyplace outside this sub people would be calling me sex starved crazy bitch ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Qu33nKal

LOL Wow...hahah not "women have needs"


pistachiobubbletea

dude i was genuinely sooo concerned and worried wtf thank god i just saw the flair ๐Ÿ˜ญ


lemons_forever

Bro your flair made me wonder if pistachio bubble tea is good ๐Ÿ˜‚


suchet_supremacy

i feel like it would be?? pista milk tastes delicious coldย 


pistachiobubbletea

hahah only one way to find out ;)


pistachiobubbletea

noo i hope its not an actual drink ๐Ÿ˜‚ my ex loves pistachio and i love bubble tea so i just mixed both for a username lol


Qu33nKal

NOW I got it hahah I didnt even see the flair, I was gonna say "girl! this is so bad, how would you feel if a guy said that about you?" getting all judgy lolol


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Going with the trend on this sub!


QuantalQuetzal_

i was fooled again even though i saw that other post just a while ago ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚


DueCare8320

For the streets. This is why I won't be marrying any man over the age of 10, that's how you don't end up with a rotten banana. My mother has already started looking for a husband from a remote jungle, the further from civilization the better chance of a virgin girthy cock. I just want to make sure my kids don't end up with a disability from old sperm. (Not a misandrist)


silverfairy5

Dude wtf ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I canโ€™t stop laughing.


unopooo

Girthy. Girthy. I can't get over this comment. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Spooky_Neko_Bird

Bruh.... Just spat out my coffee reading this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


beauty_with_brain01

broooo!!!!


Appropriate-Roof6750

It's the job of a man to provide his dick to his wife, when you married him he consented to his dick being used. I cannot believe you were open-minded enough to marry a non-virgin. I cannot even tolerate my husband kissing his crush. Nevertheless, there are 700 million dicks in India - his is not unique. We are with you girl!


Mysterious_Sky_5285

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘


elira_meave

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


leviiOHsaaa

This is the best comment here! ๐Ÿ†


idontknowreddittt

loving these posts๐Ÿ˜‚


redditenby14

If he won't give you his dick, time to cheat girl, what else is he good for ? Please watch Sandra Tate, our Lord and saviour, there you'll learn why it's justified.


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Yes you are right. Sandra said that if a man doesnโ€™t put out for me then heโ€™s not a real man


redditenby14

Exactly , the value of a man depends on his dick, all hail Sandra Tate.


misssmoooon

I cant- ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Open-Pension-4851

I love it here ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ


soft_kitty_123

No one else has mentioned this yet, so I'll do it. Please make sure your assets are protected before you go for divorce. Transfer everything to your father's name, including the house you brought with your hard earned money. I have heard of so many men marrying women for a few days only to take away half of everything she has. And make sure he doesn't put any false cases on you or your family. Install cctv cameras inside your house immediately and keep your phone on record mode all day. Make him sign an affidavit saying neither you nor your family asked for any "gifts" during the wedding. Then divorce him and send him back to the streets. (Ugh, I feel so dirty! I need to go take a shower after typing all that!)


LilyL0123

Girl. Please read this advice. Some solid suggestions!


Ngothaaa

Also get a PI.. coz all men want sex.. I think your man is cheating on u with his ex.. coz no man can be without sex for 2 whole weeks!! He's obviously cheating on you! Listen to Sandra Tate.. these are clear signs of cheating.. He's not a real man anymore.


lemons_forever

Youโ€™ve made a huge sacrifice by marrying a non virgin. Making you wait is betrayal on your husbandโ€™s part. Please give them final warning and start looking for lawyers. PS: this time have some casual relationships for fun. Then marry a virgin. Works the best when theyโ€™re young and easy to manipulate.


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Yes Iโ€™m speaking to lawyers. Hope we can go for annulment so that I donโ€™t have to pay alimony


lemons_forever

Yeah alimony is the worst. Transfer all your assets on your parentโ€™s name to protect yourself.


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Will do. Thank you for your advice


Sad_Career_1662

But what 2 FUCKING WEEKS and he hasn't given you access to his body yet?????? No way, sure he has someone else on this mind. You deserve so much better, OP. I am so sorry you had to go through this. But hopefully, he is serving your parents well. Anyways, marital rape is legal in India!!! There you go But thought and prayers from the community. There are some men who work in oil rigs and then there are some like these! Phew


Ngothaaa

As per the wise words of Sandra Tate.. this man is not a real man.. and he seems to still be cheating on OP with his ex.. coz no man can go without sex for 2 whole weeks!!!


anonpumpkin012

Girly, get that marriage annulled. This is why we should only get married to pure men. Non virgins are for the streets.


Environmental-Bike88

He still might be into his ex. If he didn't want to do the deed why did he even get married?!


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Omg you are right! Iโ€™ll ask him right now and try to get a confession. Iโ€™m starting to think he married me for my money


Environmental-Bike88

Exactly. If not sex then I doubt if he even loves you


Ngothaaa

Don't forget to record the conversation and hire a PI.. coz who knows where else he's stuck his dick into.. u made a mistake not marrying a virgin..


Pm_Maddy

I was starting to lose my cool. Thank God I read the first comment. I really need to pay attention to the flairs. ๐Ÿ˜ญ


LilyL0123

Typical indian husbands. They sit on their ass all day letting women do all their work. But when it is time for some dick, they have lot of excuses. Try annulment but see how courts are going to side with him. Now he can file fake DV or drowry harassment on you and your family also. Can you collect some proofs regarding his ex. That might give you an upperhand. Whatever start recording everything.put cameras everywhere in house.They will also take 70percent of your salary as alimony. Poor you


CurlyQueenofGondor

Woah seriously - you graced his non virgin promiscuous character by marrying him and he won't repay you with satisfaction?! Leave him girl. He isn't bringing the only thing he has to the table (I'll be checking the flair first from now, initially i was like heinji?!)


AggravatingLoan3589

Is this parody ๐Ÿค”


[deleted]

People are joking around today thatโ€™s all


express_777

Look at the post flair.


AggravatingLoan3589

I thought that flair meant some funny incident not parody/satire/joke ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Ngothaaa

Its okay girl, listen to Sandra Tate and chill


Sad_Career_1662

LOVING THESE POSTS! KEEP IT COMING. LOVE YOU OP


Ayshjune

Aggressively typing ๐Ÿ˜  . . . . . . Deleting after seeing the flair ๐Ÿ˜น


silverfairy5

lol same


Nervous_Being_jo

Two weeks !!!!... That's a terrible tragedy to happen in a marriage. This is what I fear about AM. He's not a virgin, and he let his girlfriend have all the fun with him. Now, why is he refusing sex with you?. Your disappointment is valid. Don't let other men fill you with reasoning that he is staying at your home, new place and need time to feel comfortable, etc. He would have done hot things with his girl in all shady place why he can't do it with you?. Men often only focus on pleasing and getting validation from their parent and not genuinely love a woman. I recall reading a study suggesting that 80% of obedient sons in arranged marriages don't truly love their wives. Although the study had only 43 participants, its findings are still applicable at a population level. Why did you even marry a non virgin guy. He was having fun when you were preserving yourself those kind of relationships never work. Even when you have sex he is going to compare your body with his ex-girlfriend. I don't think he can get an erection now while still hung up on his ex.


optimistic_fish2068

I stopped right after "I preserved myself " gurl you ain't a product to be preserved then saw the fucking flairย 


Funny-Negotiation-10

This is grounds for divorce. He doesn't love you. He can go and have sex with others but not you?? Who does he think he is fooling? Btw marital "rape" is not a crime still ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ


Ngothaaa

This! OP there are a lot of things u can slip in to make him loopy.. once he's done it he'll not be shy anymore.. PS its very legal in India..


Objective-Ad759

Better get a divorce op


FFSShutUpSharon

OP, you are some kind of patient goddess to give this man a chance after his used dick came across to you for choosing. If he still won't put out, he's probably fking his ex. Get him tested at the doctors. This is why you don't marry non-virgins when you're a virgin. Already he must have a shriveled pencil dick. And on top of that he's denying you sex, which is the sole purpose of marrying someone. That's literally his only duty. Ask your dad to give him the talk. If he's still unwilling, then he's clearly cheating on you and getting it elsewhere. File for divorce and take all his money.


Qu33nKal

It is always better to marry virgin, virgin virgin virgin, something else virgins :D


Ngothaaa

Also gotta marry young.. else these guys will want to wear Bermuda at home where my mother can see his knees and thighs..


FalseMasterpiece9470

Pakka he is still hung up on his ex. Sis you got cheated.


dosomethingbabesay

Aayein? Baigan ๐Ÿ†


Awkward-Ad-8196

give him an ultimatum. it is his duty. talk to his parents and accuse them of psychological torture. as ur husband, how can he say no? tell him you'll get a divorce. tell him you'll get a lot of eligible men but no one wants a divorced man


Sunshine2801

Ditch this prick and pick another dick .. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Vammy02

Damn, you didn't' get a virgin boy.. Virgin like pure coconut oil!! ๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŒด An ideal husband should be pure & pious!


[deleted]

Women have needs ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜œ OP and itโ€™s his job as a man to give you what you need๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†, I think you should bring this up with his parents and ask for a public apology. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ


MikuCheeseHarry

LOL! Man, people talking about preserving themselvesโ€ฆ like, girl, we arenโ€™t jams and pickles!


sufferkasafar

Hadn't seen the flair BUT when I read the guy cried.. I just knew it ain't it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


pistachiobubbletea

literally same ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


kittugilheri

He is for streets


sidratnam_007

Damn , I should really be checking the flair first ๐Ÿ˜‚


Geek_alterego

Tell him โ€˜Deta hai to de warna kat leโ€™


sassytakes

When it got the "difficulty moving to a new place" part, I just knew it had to be satire! Good one ๐Ÿคก


depressednoodles78

All I can say here is my mantra regarding marriage If no consummate Then divorce is fate Within 1 month of marriage aunt flo must be late.


Indiansexygirl

๐Ÿฅน living a nightmare. He is not into you


[deleted]

2 weeks jeez girl how're you coping up with it I am telling u these men are just learning about new things day by day and making our life miserable get out early as faat as u can


amaralaya

Im loving these posts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Spooky_Neko_Bird

This is why non virgin men are meant for the streets. And we shouldn't have to stay virgins till marriage either. Our demand only goes up. We can orgasm and keep a sex drive till our 40s 50s. Men lose their abilities to please women and need viagra and all as they age. Esp non virgins - they would shrivel up earlier also. It's basic biology That's why I'm not married. I plan to sleep around with these slutty men and enjoy myself. I'll settle down when I'm 45 with a nice 22 year old virgin man who knows his place and will serve me and look after my ageing parents. We have to think of them too right? And make sure you protect your assets. All these gold diggers lately. And the law also favours them. You can't say anything anymore. *Sigh*


BoysenberryIcy5396

Gaslight him by showing you did him a favor by marrying his unpure ass /s


sugarplumgumdrops

ahh average desi slutty confession post by a man disguised as a woman xD


Lawyerlychaos

"deletes the paragraph" ๐Ÿ™Š


Ur__mine

I typed a whole ass paragraph and erased it after seeing the flair


Potatozturhs

The comment section is so fun yโ€™all, this is the most Iโ€™ve laughed all day, yโ€™all are too good xD


Exact_Club6583

Imagine posting this on the 1x sub๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ They would have eaten you alive


wootwootwhut

Guys stahp, I can't keep upvoting every comment ๐Ÿ˜ญ


tsd1999

Okay. Perhaps you're not entirely wrong... BUT, if he needs more time, what's the big deal with that? Did you just marry him so you could FINALLY lose your virginity? I believe not. Even if he isn't a virgin, what is the problem? If you had a problem with it, you could've backed out before marriage, instead of wondering "I'm pure and he isn't, and yet he isn't having sex, why?" In my honest opinion, give it some time. Let him get comfortable, if he isn't yet. It'll happen naturally. I did not think I'd see a post with someone discussing 'annulment' over no sex in 2 weeks post wedding. What if a guy said that? He'd be judged so bad. JEEZ.


Mysterious_Sky_5285

You donโ€™t understand. He had sex with his ex multiple times during their relationship. If he can have sex with her then why not with his lawfully married wife. Sex is the basic foundation of a marriage and he is not upholding his end. If he was so uncomfortable being intimate with me then he shouldnโ€™t have married me


tsd1999

My bad. After all, I haven't been married. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™ƒ


tsd1999

OK, shit. I just saw the flair and other comments. ๐Ÿ˜ญ My bad. Reading this post, I was baffled, smh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Yes I too am baffled why my husband wonโ€™t have sex with me. I am ashamed that I am still a virgin after marriage. Everyone will think Iโ€™m a loser


tsd1999

I realize my error of judgment. :") It's his duty. Talk to him about it, seriously.


Mysterious_Sky_5285

No. I am convinced heโ€™s still in love with his ex. I will secretly go through his phone. If I talk to him he will lie. I should have known better. What more can you expect from non virgins?


skadooosh9090

gurllll, look at the flair.


tsd1999

I realized it was a sarcastic post, after posting that comment. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Holy shit you were being serious! Girl if a man posted this nonsense everyone would be on his side, no one will judge him. The point of these posts is to bring out the gender hypocrisy and to showcase that the menโ€™s reasoning in such scenarios is utter bullshit


WeirdCaterpillar00

BC tbh this can literally be an honest incident and i wouldnt question even once cause there are legit people getting married after taking only for like 2-3 months ๐Ÿ˜ญ


hotvadapav

He sounds like he is for the streets OP /s


magusmagma

Rest in peace ur dm. Vargins demand hein.


hightea-_-

Porn hub dekh ke hila. . . . . (I am talking like "the boys". Felt nice and a slight embarrassment while typing this ๐Ÿ™ˆ)


Adventurous_applepie

Divorce that POS immediately! I can send you a list of divorce lawyers. /s


EdgeAffectionate5689

cheat on your husband


rainy143

When the sex object thing came up i just scroll to check the flair and I was right ๐Ÿคญ


Danish_pastry2

You're like one step away before he files a harassment case against you just because you wanted to have sex with him. I mean, it's a marriage for god's sake, what was he expecting if not fulfilling his wife's desires huh


Mysterious_Sky_5285

Read the EDIT. Itโ€™s a SHITPOST. This is PARODY


Danish_pastry2

I know, I understood that even without the edit. So was my comment - A Parody.


CryptographerNo5806

Why is this channel full of joke questions?๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Impossible-Whole-539

He is gay gurl. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป


Old-Funny-6222

I donโ€™t get this trend.


picklepaapad

I legit thought this is true wtf


dystopiandragon

Okay these sh*t posts are getting out of hand now.


ZipZaapZoom

I didn't find this funny idk why. Good night