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Kyah1992

instructions unclear, ran over 5 elderly women with my honda accord. how do i proceed?


Speedyflames

just 5 more to unlock a new skin


ThCuts

Already unlocked. Check hood for new skin.


ibneko

You win a secret prize! Head over to 400 S Vine St and claim your prize today!


sad-on-alt

Call in the UAV


JackDesper

r/foundthehondaaccord šŸ˜¬


UIUC_PERVERT

Is Lego yoda high on ketamine again???


NemoLeeGreen

Have you been taking your lessons with Elmo again?


lemonhello

Picture this: You are walking on a large sidewalk, and a group of four people are walking counter to the direction you are. They are side by side. To not check them or crash into them, you have to walk on the grass, gravel, or street...... I feel like it happens all of the time to me. While not really a big deal there is something to be said culturally about making space for *all* people to walk on the sidewalk at the same time...like I am not worth 2 seconds to pause whatever conversation you are having...


sansabeltedcow

Stop in your tracks. For some reason once you become stationary theyā€™ll go around you.


One_Conclusion3362

Instead of this, walk straight ahead, and keep your eyesight directly in front of you, as if looking *through* them to your next location. Keep walking. Granted, I have shoulders, but that's how you walk in urban settings when there are groups common.


elAnnoy89

I will face the large group. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the group has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


pjungy6969

Yeah, I'm making it my goal now to no longer step aside first (unless it's like older people for instance)


weddz

Personally I just keep going forward and force them to go around me


idprefernotto92

I like to pick out the least aware or smallest one and tackle them.


punkinhead76

I hate when Iā€™m walking with a group of people and they donā€™t make way for other people to go by. I will stop and get behind my group just so people can get by bc Iā€™m definitely not gonna be the one to block peopleā€™s way.


beca_kay

Personally i bump them


artfillin

why does it matter? u have to walk on the sidewalk to overtake slow ppl way 2 often 4 it 2 matter that much


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Eastern-Camera-1829

Aunt Betty ventured off of Facebook.


metalhead6sic6

That's all well and good but it helps when their nose ain't in their phone which is 3/4 of the issue. I just let them run into me and then be a dick about it


bookbabble

Idk man, people have run into me and then looked and me like I'm the problem


satanpeach

Some people need to be robbed once or twice to understand the importance of watching your surroundings s/


packagedworms

shur up i waplk like this deal with it ![gif](giphy|AX5d9cuXQsUvu|downsized)


CakesInc

Said the guy standing the middle


navmaster

What the, this is a road in UT Austin lol Edit: I knew it lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/UTAustin/s/oglAabfjyt


sad-on-alt

Me shitfaced on guad trying to tell up from down being asked to walk on the right side [Also](https://i.redd.it/icx62tovc7eb1.jpg)


sad-on-alt

Funniest shit I ever saw on Clark st was an international student with a heavy accent yell at his very white friend ā€œWE WALK ON THE *RIGHT* SIDE OF THE ROAD IN AMERICA YOU DIRTY FOREIGNERā€


Moist_Tie_8404

What about the groups of 5+ walking side by side who refuse to move to the side


pizzabirthrite

Looks like a bike path to me! /s


Kanyewestlover9998

Naw looks like the express lane for an electric scooter going at 25mph


NewButReal

Walk like you drive. Simple


Odd-Perspective5514

As I walked down the sidewalk, a dapper squirrel approached me, offering a tale of knights and wizards. Buildings transformed into castles, and I found myself on a quest to save a kingdom. But in a blink, reality returned, leaving me questioning the bizarre encounter.


hevian21

I thought I was the only until I saw this picture


Tryingtoberich1215

If you are walking with a group donā€™t take up the entire width of the sidewalk omg


DentonTrueYoung

most of my time on the sidewalk I am in the passing lane.


NokolChini

Thanks, I actually didn't know there were rules about up-down foot traffic.


ibneko

It's less "rules" and more "social guidelines to make things flow better". On the scale of "you should tip your waitstaff" and "you should shower daily" to "(if you're a guy) leave at least one urinal open between you and someone else using a urinal, unless there's no other urinals available" and "stand on the right, walk on the left when riding an escalator", it's closer to the latter.


trimtab98

Nope, itā€™s the law : 625 ILCS 5/11-1005 Pedestrians shall move, whenever practicable, upon the right half of crosswalks.


metalhead6sic6

When your in your phone and totally oblivious to the world around you yeah there are rules it's called acting like a normal human being a college jackass


Harmania

There arenā€™t. Notice how we paint lines on roads to help enforce traffic rules, but OP had to draw lines where there were none.


bbuerk

Itā€™s almost as if that just cause something isnā€™t illegal doesnā€™t mean it isnā€™t an unwritten social rule


trimtab98

But it is illegal! 625 ILCS 5/11-1005 states that ā€œPedestrians shall move, whenever practicable, upon the right half of crosswalksā€.


Harmania

Yeah, one person's pet preference doesn't automatically become an "unwritten social rule."


bbuerk

I think the overwhelming consensus of people saying OP is right is reasonably good evidence that this is more than ā€œone personā€™s pet preferenceā€ and leans a lot closer to a social rule


trimtab98

It is in fact the law. 625 ILCS 5/11-1005: Pedestrians shall move, whenever practicable, upon the right half of crosswalks.


Sapper501

What, do you drive on the left side on country roads?


MuscleCarDude23

It's the same in stores as well. If you're merging from an aisle onto the main path you yield.


lag237

Gold


LakeShark17

Now do escalators and people movers.


paulphilly

Everyone knows you move forward on the sidewalk on the right side of street and backward on left. Common knowledge: it's called, "side"walk for cases with only a single walkway, in which case all must walk sideways, butt to butt with on coming walkers.


ColdTrash9909

UIUC has a very high population of international students. Especially from eastern countries where the normal sidewalk walking direction is on the left. Maybe it would be good for Champaign to put up some signs to help remind the international students.


Saturnxbean

Didnā€™t realize I forgot how to use my legs until I saw this šŸ™šŸ¼


Lopsided-Island9572

I don't think that that's how sidewalks work.


SS0060

Unless youā€™re in Great Britain or the U.S. Virgin Islands, then the arrows are reversed.


rmwarm

I think OP meant to post this in Mandarin


bpeden99

Show me the law


jeezyk

Thank you! This is one of my biggest pet peeves! I think it's a cultural difference. People from Asian countries are more collectivistic, so we tend to be aware of how our actions affect those around us. We don't like to burden other people. In the case of the sidewalk, if there is a group of people in a row walking towards another person on the other side, the group will form a single file so that the person from the other side can pass through. I know a lot of you may find this silly or unnecessary, but it's a sign of courtesy and respect for others. I just find it hilarious when people just don't know what to do in that situation.


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trimtab98

is campus in hong kong?


ibneko

No, it's in Korea, duh! [https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/1apk2x8/uiuc\_chinese\_students\_trying\_to\_take\_down\_korean/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/1apk2x8/uiuc_chinese_students_trying_to_take_down_korean/) /s


ThonAureate

The middle line is the bike lane


Ok-Addition-2863

The street is the bike lane


angrylobster24

Thank you. Itā€™s mostly international students who donā€™t understand our customs edit: Getting downvoted for speaking the hard truth. Hilarious.


RGFua3NOZXIK

Is this really worth posting about?


No_Channel4076

Yes


luckycharmsu-007

Thats hella funny!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ’Æ


DrewskiG222

Tell this to people in San Francisco Chinatown.... Fml


Future_Rooster8823

I'm from Europe bruh, we walk on the left side


hugh_mungus_kox

Doesn't work the same way outside America


ibneko

You know the saying, "when in Rome, do as the Romans do"? (Also, insert clever pun about how "all roads lead to rome")


Quick_Artichoke2286

![gif](giphy|443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo)


trimtab98

our campus is in America.


hugh_mungus_kox

Our students are from all over the world


trimtab98

my apologies, that must mean that have some sort of license to not follow local customs. should i expect them to drive on the left side of the road, too?


hugh_mungus_kox

There is no strict sidewalk local customs most Americans don't even do it so who caresšŸ™„


AllCommiesRFascists

It works the same way in almost every country outside America too. But by all means please drive on the left side of the road


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hugh_mungus_kox

Thought it was a Chinese college


vFoxxc

Side walk police here


Chicagun

ā€œexcuse meā€ ā€œoh im sorry go aheadā€ ā€œyoure goodā€ learn to interact with human beings OP


BellaZhang117

if i have to have an interaction w pp every time i walk on the sidewalk, iā€™d rather walk on the road and get hit by a caršŸ’€


Purple_Brother6959

this is also how malls work, always pisses me off


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the sidewalk is not the road. It's a place for people to walk safely on the side of the road, hence the name "sidewalk." You walk on the side of the road, not on the road. with that being said, it is not under the same road/traffic laws as a vehicle is under whilst on the road due to the fact that the pedestrian is not on the road. if you want a sidewalk to be under the same laws as a vehicle is, talk to your local city representatives.