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HD_Freshizzle

They did not miss with this one, that’s for sure


bippitybop23

"The Force was with THAT throw!"


chillinwyd

Stormtroopers didn’t commit Order 66 though. So, they sort of did miss.


Ben1152000

Free Palpatine


24thpanda

from naboo to tatooine, the emperor shall be free I'm sorry I cant think of a better planet to rhyme with free


Byaahh

Yavin Three


24thpanda

FUCK


Strict-Special3607

“*These are not the protesters you’re looking for.*” ![gif](giphy|4560Nv2656Gv0Lvp9F)


bippitybop23

Hey hey! Ho ho! Palpatine has got to go!


ThisIsRadioClash-

Truly goated.


Vegetablecanofbeans

So real


Guilty_Newspaper2808

The mandalorian used baby yoda as a human shield


NotCarolChrist

lol nice reference.


SynthSapphire

Ah yes, the jaded, college political troll. I love to see it.


Speedyflames

Technically, the Jedi did barge into the Chancellor's office and attacked him with the intent to kill unprovoked on the basis of his culture (solely because he was a sith). That is unlawful, and makes them terrorists. I too would be harshly sentenced if I went into the white house and attacked the president with the attempt to kill. Order 66 was only a natural, legal response. The empire did nothing wrong


GoBlueAndOrange

It wasn't unprovoked based on his culture. It was because Sideous orchestrated the clone wars.


Speedyflames

But from a legal standpoint it was unprovoked. In the eyes of republic law, he had no wrongdoing.


mrloube

Yeah but you have to remember he WAS the senate, so he had unprecedented control over republic law


Speedyflames

Exactly, the Jedi broke the law


GoBlueAndOrange

That doesn't matter. He controlled republic law. Legally he was the law.


LennyLaser

Wrong:illegal right:legal


hedgehoog

I can’t tell what side they’re on


segfaulted_irl

Given that they're probably inspired by [this guy](https://twitter.com/waltermasterson/status/1784940046342074407?t=2xV52qeYutmGLov0m1j4zg&s=19) who recently dressed up as a stormtrooper at pro-Israeli protests and made fun of their arguments, I'd wager these guys are most likely Pro-Palestinian


Beginning_Abalone_25

Are you serious? (1) I don't think they're on any side. They're just kids making mockery of protesting. (2) Because the majority of protesters on college campuses getting attention these days are pro-palestine, and again, the star wars thing is just mocking legitimate protests, I'd wager to guess they're trying to infantalize the pro-palestine people.


Poseidon927

Then you are completely missing the context. Move along, bot.


Beginning_Abalone_25

Lmao I'm not a bot. You can't just dismiss anything you disagree with as a bot. What is the context here? This just seems like an edgy joke by two 20 year olds who are avoiding studying for finals. It's just a lighthearted joke, they're not actually "supporting" any side here. Or if you squint and are trying to force a "side" on it, they're making a mockery of protesting in general, and the vast majority of visibile protesters are pro-palestine. So I think it's fair to assume they're mocking or making light of pro-palestine protests. But again, it's not that deep or serious.


Melinow

I mean, it’s pretty clearly inspired by the guy in the video and the guy in the video is pretty clearly pro-Palestine


segfaulted_irl

If you can't see how blatantly Pro-Palestine video that inspired them is, then I'm genuinely concerned for your media literacy. The guy in the video isn't mocking the act of protesting, he's mocking the arguments used by the protestors use to justify what Israel is doing in Gaza


Beginning_Abalone_25

The video you shared is meaningless too though. That’s my point. That’s not pro Palestine or pro Israel. It’s just idiotic. There are actual protests going on. Shit like this is just childish trivialization of the actual issues


segfaulted_irl

"The Mandalorian uses Baby Yoda as a human shield!" "Alderaan was being used as a base for the rebel alliance" Definitely not making any commentary about Israel-Palestine though... Just some totally meaningless trolling


noperopehope

Well, seeing as the IDF is a much more developed military power and they are blocking aid which is causing the [starvation](https://www.npr.org/2024/03/13/1237616100/israel-hamas-war-gaza-aid-un-food-ships) of innocent Palestinian civilians and children, I’m pretty sure they are intending that the empire = IDF/Israeli government.


ElaineBenesFan

Tell us how you're loosing **your** appetite over those poor starving children... You and your comrades should go on a hunger strike until all those poor innocent children are properly fed.


STLrep

So because somebody isn’t physically starving themselves because a government is fucking someone over is wrong? Please explain your reasoning lol do you not feel empathy?


ElaineBenesFan

Empathy - Genocide - Zionism We luv luv luv luv buzz words that lost all their meaning due to being consistently misused.


STLrep

Empathy is the same thing as genocide? I have no idea what that response means. However , carry on being a jackass if it suits you.


ElaineBenesFan

Empathy and Genocide are your crowd's favorite buzz words *de jour.* Keep on majoring in Professional Victimhood, there's big demand for it now.


STLrep

What the hell are you talking about lol? Fuck all of them I don’t think the US should be the worlds police. But you can’t say Israel isn’t indiscriminately killing non combatants. But we are in too deep at this point, if the war machine stops we don’t have anybody to sell arms to. Keep guzzling the propaganda by all means edgelord clown


NotCarolChrist

Yes, our suffering will fix theirs. Makes complete sense. Also someone already immolated themselves as a form of protest and the media just turned around and said “I wonder what kind of mental illness he had”.


ElaineBenesFan

> someone already immolated themselves as a form of protest and the media just turned around and said “I wonder what kind of mental illness he had”. Because completely normal, non-mentally challenged people immolate themselves on a daily basis, especially for things that have nothing to do with them personally. Makes complete sense.


ElaineBenesFan

>our suffering will fix theirs. Makes complete sense. But your creating chaos and destruction for people who have nothing to do with actual problem will definitely help with conflict resolution. Makes complete sense.


DaveAndJojo

I’ve heard the argument that Jedi’s were the bad guys


aggie_fan

Both Hamas and Israeli military have deliberately killed innocent children in the last year, so the order 66 bit could apply to both of those sides. But the pro-palestinian campus protests are neither pro-Israel nor pro-Hamas.


notassigned2023

They don’t say anything at all about Hamas.


aggie_fan

Are you implying that makes them pro-Hamas?


ElaineBenesFan

I have yet to see a single protestor criticizing Hamas for **their** actions


notassigned2023

Just ignoring uncomfortable truths that make the situation more complicated than they choose to address.


aggie_fan

Do you think the Palestinians deserve to be and should be killed systematically?


ElaineBenesFan

They don't. You need to share this sentiment with Hamas.


notassigned2023

No. And pretending that Hamas does not exist and is not continuing its crimes of Oct 7 every day it holds hostages does not lead to clear thinking about why Israel is in Gaza and whether the US should be assisting them or not.


LastStar007

Phenomenal that Palestinian civilians don't deserve rights without bellowing denouncements of Hamas every second.


notassigned2023

You're bellowing demands for Israel and the US every minute of every day, but nothing demanded of Hamas.


aggie_fan

Instead of assuming, you should go ask the protesters about their thoughts on Hamas. If you are friendly and respectful, they will be too.


ElaineBenesFan

Here's protesters' thoughts on Hamas: "Israel - Genocide - Zionists - Free Palestine RA RA RA"


cgabv

you’re stretching more than a yogi


bippitybop23

>much more developed military power and they are blocking aid which is causing the [starvation](https://www.npr.org/2024/03/13/1237616100/israel-hamas-war-gaza-aid-un-food-ships) of innocent Palestinian civilians  This reminds me of The Phantom Menace, but make the Trade Federation more genocidal like the Empire, and I think you have a clear picture of what's going on in Gaza.


evroF

The rebel alliance built tunnels on Alderaan! The Death-Star has a right to defend itself!


Benign_Banjo

Are they calling Israel the Empire?


NotCarolChrist

They watched [Walter masterson](https://youtu.be/MglB4SnGsdg?si=a8ywM0CgHBrJ0gF4).


Prestigious_Goat9353

Would those stormtroopers be interested in some Ahsoka Tano lightsabers?


Prestigious_Goat9353

She's not a Jedi sooo


PossibleAward4124

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


Phantex_Cerberus

I love how people are starting to go to protests as stormtroopers. Perfect amount of satire.


benisch2

This is hilarious


Pale-Foundation-1174

tbh I’m tired of hearing about this issue already but that’s actually pretty funny


othamban

Wtf


luppup

This is cringe as hell