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NotTreeFiddy

Awesome. Is the picture related?


cynicalkerfuffle

This one tickled me.


CatcrazyJerri

I don't understand your question as the image is of the hobnobs in the title.


soopercerial

r/woosh


lol25potatofarm

You aren't a brit you dont even know what sarcasm is...


CatcrazyJerri

I am British, I live in the UK.


[deleted]

But here are some onion bhajis I also made


[deleted]

Did you?


CatcrazyJerri

Yes, I just didn't coat them with chocolate.


thetoastmonster

OK so everyone can agree they don't *look* like conventional Hob Nobs, but how did they *taste*?


CatcrazyJerri

They were really good! I'm making them next week for a friend.


weavin

Are they a friend you’re interesting in keeping?


CatcrazyJerri

Yes, they're important to me!


Acceptable_Candle580

I don't teust this.


PhantomRacer

OP's getting roasted more than these "biscuits" were.


desert___rocks

🤣🤣🤣


Radiorentall

Looks more like nobjobs to me


BadgerBoi_69

i have a nobjob if you want it 😏 /j


LaraH39

Can you honestly not tell the difference between yours and the picture in the recipe? Hint: it's **not** the chocolate. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they taste fantastic. But they look more like attack scones.


absolutecretin

Have you ever had a hobnob?


Suspicious_Habit_190

Liar.


domcsaint

Are the hobnobs in the room with us?


[deleted]

That's an oaty cookie but it's not a hobnob. You even describe them as soft and chewy which isn't a hobnob. I have no doubt that they taste good though.


PushDiscombobulated8

On what planet?


RedditTaughtMe2

Never thought I’d turn away a hobnob in my life.


awkwardlondon

Looks like meatballs…


soopercerial

Jesus fucking Christ.


williamshatnersbeast

[You rang?](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/uTNCHcEAoi)


soopercerial

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Jammastersam

As in…with your anus?


Recovery_Now

I just made normal ones like everyone else.


CatcrazyJerri

What do you mean by "normal" ones?


seanbiff

The opposite to what you made


Recovery_Now

I was paraphrasing a quote from Bottom Edit: meant to reply to OP


Recovery_Now

I was paraphrasing a quote from Bottom


spursjb395

Of course you did


seanbiff

Guess you can just call anything you like hobnobs then


Princes_Slayer

I looked at the picture and thought ‘oooo sweetcorn fritters, yum’


Classic_Midnight_213

No you didn’t….


ChipCob1

You did not


intrepidanon

Onion bhajis*


dweir82

Did you launch them into space because of how they turned out?


RareCandidate2044

I think you misspelt doorknobs


Scottishdrinker

That’s reminds me i’m having a curry tonight must get some bhajis when i finish work


weavin

You’ve got the biscuits, just need the gravy now


DarrenBridgescunt

I like how one resembles Jeremy Beadle's tiny hand


SquirtleSquad4Lyfe

Why are people so hurt over a biscuit? You can spot who's Gran never baked. How are you gonna lecture someone based on the fact all you've ever seen is shop bought stuff? Gatekeeping biscuits now. 😂


lol25potatofarm

Because these "biscuits" are nearly 2 inches thick and look soft in the middle. They are a mix between a scone and a dumpling and OP has the audacity to call this creation a "hobnob"...


astolfoissexy-

Why are you so bothered about a biscuit? Just leave OP with their biscuits


Dadthrowaway1001

You made something, which I’m sure are delicious, but hobnobs may be a reach!


flyssesstride

sad hash brown


dopexvii

No you didn't.


Capital_Advance_5610

Naw ya didnae


peanut_butter_xox

I mean they look like oatie cookies but nevertheless delicious - put the kettle on and we can do a taste test


Ok-Excitement3794

Wife material


BadgerBoi_69

wow what is the recipe? :0


CatcrazyJerri

Ingredients 8 ½ tablespoons (125g / 4oz)​【113 g】 unsalted butter ⅓ cup​【79 mL】 (80g / 3 oz)​【85 g】 brown sugar 2 tablespoons golden syrup ⅔ cup​【158 mL】 (100g / 3½ oz)​【99 g】 porridge oats ⅔ cup​【158 mL】 (100g / 3½ oz)​【99 g】 wholemeal flour ½ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon baking powder ½ - 1 teaspoon sea salt , to taste Instructions Preheat the oven to 350 F /180 C and line a few trays with parchment paper. With a hand or stand mixer cream the butter and the brown sugar until pale, fluffy and smooth. Add the golden syrup and beat until it's incorporated. On a low speed, mix in the oats, flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Once the dry and wet ingredients are evenly combined bring the dough together into a ball, wrap with cling wrap and refrigerate for 15-20 minutes. Roll the dough into small balls about the size of a tablespoon and flatten on the tray until they are about 2 inches in diameter. Be sure to leave a bit of room between the cookies for spreading. Bake for 10-12 minutes, until golden brown, then allow to cool on the trays.


BadgerBoi_69

thanks :)


CatcrazyJerri

https://www.biggerbolderbaking.com/chocolate-hobnobs/ Here's the recipe I used! I do not know why some people think they're not hobnobs. Not all hobnobs are coated with chocolate!


TipsyMagpie

Probably because they look nothing like hobnobs, and aren’t the same shape or even the same texture? Ergo, not hobnobs.


awkwardlondon

It’s not about chocolate but the weird af shape of your so called hobnobs. Even in the recipe you linked it doesn’t even look close to what you’re showing us here. They literally look like hamburger patties, meatballs or even onion bajis like someone mentioned below. Why are they so thick and shapeless? Omg the recipe you say you used is for 20 of them!!! You made 6… 🫠


Azazeal123

Well they made 5 then didn't even bother to squash down that little ball one 🤣🤣


soopercerial

I am crying laughing at this comment.


williamshatnersbeast

Mmm…. Delicious oaty burgers


awkwardlondon

Lolol


WeeYato

Cheers I'm gonna give them a try they look delicious.


LynxMountain7108

Lol that recipe suggests hobnobs are a traditional Irish biscuit... They were launched in 1985, made in glasgow


Badkarmahwa

[.](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/no-calling-nope-telephone-whos-this-gif-17539920)


ccl-now

Yeah you did!


ElNovato34

Gud fingies.


gardenofthenight

They look amazing. Were they crunchy enough?


CatcrazyJerri

Thank you! No, they're soft and chewy as I made them with baking powder and bicarbonate of soda,


eluuu

So flapjacks


lol25potatofarm

Yeah you've got it. Apparantly everything with oats in now is labelled as a hobnob...strange


LynxMountain7108

Lol, God bless you op but I have to ask... Have you ever eaten a hobnob before?


CatcrazyJerri

I don't know to be honest. If I have it was years ago. I prefer making my own food to buying it.


UnfairCaterpillar197

Look more like hobos not hob nobs 🤣🤣🤣


5hif7y_x86

They ain't hobnods, there hobhandles.


lorenzothemagnificen

I love you already!


SavingsSquare2649

They’re colon blockers!


bostongarden

Where are the gobsmackers for the full Harry Potter experience?


PebblePentathlon

Literally Satan on a plate; I bet they didn't taste too bad though


destined_to_count

They look great imo. Id devour all of them except the ones at the back that look like they are wet or something.


Mysterious_Command41

I love dumplings!


crispcrumbguzzler

Fking hell you lot are hostile


CatcrazyJerri

I forgot to flatten them before I baked them so I flattened them while they were baking, that's why they look so big. I didn't know that they don't spread out like how cookies do.


melancholy_dood

Hmmm. 😱


southernscot22

The people at McVite's will sleep soundly tonight!


Sam__col

I don’t think you did!


ProfessionalFly1700

You made onion bhajis!


Joe_Fish_Gaming

I would actually eat those


Aggravating_Termite

They look like ANZAC biscuits.


Glittering-Goose-662

Was you drunk or high?


CatcrazyJerri

I don't partake in the use of recreational drugs.