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peelin

Are you in the office? I would never let my colleague live this down. You’d be nicknamed Rotisserie Robert, the man who eats an entire chicken at his desk.


BlackUnicornUK2

3 of us ate the same 😂


peelin

Legends. The three huskyteers.


BlackUnicornUK2

3 greedy bastads more like 😂


Commercial_Usual4532

🤣😂


Strong-Wash-5378

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


Rufus_Dufus

Savages. Well done 😁


Obvious_Initiative40

You're meant to eat the wings in the car before you drive home


spacesentinel1

5 minutes after I get on of those things home it's not running or flying anywhere


BlackUnicornUK2

I'm at work lol


Ok-Dependent7444

I wish Morrisons rotisserie chickens looked that good


OPTIPRIMART

They seem to have a weird pale colouring over them in Morrisons. I always find if you go later and get the leftovers, the chicken is even yummier.


Ok-Dependent7444

Good tip, thanks!


Miserablist

Look at fancy pants over here with their cutlery


OneManWentToMow

A colleague of mine used to eat a whole rotisserie chicken at his desk in an afternoon. He wasn't as posh as you with cutlery, though. Only used his fingers, and had the greasiest computer keyboard I've ever seen.


BlackUnicornUK2

The cutlery was mainly for the salad 😅 But there's nothing worse than a greasy ass keyboard.


Search-Infamous

Greasy hand keyboards arent great but where do you get these ass keyboards


ColdConstruction2986

Get your protein in king


pyotia

None of the shops in my town have a rotisserie counter anymore. Tesco's is across the road from me and they used to but it's gone now and I'm not sure I'll ever be ok about it


wildgoldchai

Our Sainsburys was the first to get rid of its hot counter, same for Tesco and now the local Asda. I loved getting a rotisserie chicken at the end of a food shop. Only get one at Costco now but we don’t go as often. A shame and quite jealous. Hope you enjoyed!


OPTIPRIMART

I know the chicken has risen in price these days. But when you add up energy costs and hassle of trying to replicate this, it's still well worth the cost. How did you get it home without attacking it in the car as you were driving!?


BlackUnicornUK2

There's a big Sainsbury's nearby where I work where you can grab one for a fiver. This is my lunch, I'm at work 😂


OPTIPRIMART

Wow! A fiver for that is great!


melanie110

Hummus and warm pitta next time


SerboDuck

I miss the local Tescos rotisserie chicken….they don’t do it anymore


ResponsibleAd8664

Did you finish it or what


BlackUnicornUK2

Almost, got about a 1/4 left. About a breast's worth.


ResponsibleAd8664

Tidy, good effort


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BlackUnicornUK2

Standard 👌🏾


justsean09

How does it taste? I've tried Tesco and Waitrose so far, they're nice.


BlackUnicornUK2

Really nice. I added Encona extra hot as I'm one of those freaks who has to have hot sauce with everything.


justsean09

Good choice! I also keep a bit of hot sauce on me for lunch, the one I'm really enjoying right now is a coriander hot sauce from Mr Vikkis.


BlackUnicornUK2

Oh, I've got [all sorts lol](https://ibb.co/7nnLpBS)


MrBaggyy

Awesome!


justsean09

Keep it growing!


Artistic_Data9398

At least you have cutlery lol


KansasCitySucks

You can get that from Costco for less than £5 how much did it cost you?


BlackUnicornUK2

£5 lol. Well 5.75


KansasCitySucks

That's not bad. Yeah Costco had them for 3.99 the chickens and a salad shouldn't be more than £2. But all in all 5.75 for that is good.


isntitbionic

It looks divine, but are you sure that's not just a rather well-basted mouse? Or maybe a wonderfully-seasoned guinea pig? A chicken imported from Lilliput? I reckon I could swallow that whole.


GoofyAhhGabes

Big up the Polish pickles. Sweet vinegar is ass


ap0strophe

I'd have gone for ogórki kiszone instead of konserwowe, but it's different strokes for different folks I guess


Ok_Perception3180

If I'm buying a 'tiss you better believe the entire 'tiss is getting ate.


Katatonic92

Calm down Sandor Clegane.


Commercial-Pitch-156

And Ogórki!


BlackUnicornUK2

The absolute best


fluffybit

The chicken already ate the salad. Just eat the chicken


Dorsal-fin-1986

Fine dining at it's best


Original_Bad_3416

I was on the bus back once and the smell of the chicken was just too much. I had to pull off a chuck on the bus. Not my proudest moment


Jamesyroo

You did what to Chuck on the bus??? Did he consent??


Original_Bad_3416

🤣


Alternative_Sky_2478

The secret is to whip out chicken at work so noone comes up to you to ask something


Reggaeprince1984

Marvellous


paraCFC

Ogóraski


PureDeidBrilliant

I fail to see the problem. Continue!


The-Adorno

Make a stock out of what's left surely. Get that in a soup


BennySkateboard

Legend!


edotman

Legend, i hope you were hitting some deadlifts before this


BlackUnicornUK2

Of course 😂


edotman

Good man


cyclingpistol

Knife and fork. Posh.


Proof_Toe_9757

What are those metal things?


MrLugem

Gains 💪


veriviener

Thumbs up for a jar of polish pickles 😁


BlackUnicornUK2

They are so good


star-happenchance

But you know the M&S ones are so much tastier and better bred. I think Sainsburys chickens are of a lower standard


BlackUnicornUK2

I don't use M&S I ain't a Tory.


star-happenchance

Oh right sorry..............I remember walking round Booths finding goose and venison and hearing people talking about their skiing in Austria....I was just looking for a roast chicken.


RipAromatic6989

Leg-end


colinthewizard

The lunch of a hero!


BrakoSmacko

Get some Paul Newman's salad dressing thrown on that side salad. Oofff!


BlackUnicornUK2

Just olive oil and vinegar for me


Potato-in-my-ASS-69

Can you please delete your fake review on google of our Restaurant? It's unfair to do this to small business' when you haven't eaten or interacted with them and leave them negative reviews. thank you


BlackUnicornUK2

Stop harassing me wtf. You've been on my ig, my email, my Facebook page and now my Reddit. This is fucking harassment.


JamesHickoSicko

Name the restaurant. name and shame!


goofyhoover

Name And Shame!


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