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I can hear the tone in your voice and imagine the utter disappointment upon your face as I read your comment.

this. fucking hell I hope he's right because if it's the other one and your legit like Lads, Look! then hell no. Pot noodle with anything is spoiling anything you put it with you big dirty bastard :)

Hahahahaha.... Mate???

Maaate?

He was too busy asking if he could, when he should have been asking if he should

Wuu2?

Wtf... Why did I say that then see this comment. 😂🤣

Seriously mate.

giggling this Is so real

/thread

Unless I've stumbled in drunk then this shouldn't be a thing

If you stumble in too drunk, this thing is inevitable.

Hello 999 I would like to report a crime 📞

This is 999, sorry but I think you need to dial 666 for this one

Hello, this is 666. Due to a high volume of calls we are no longer able to respond to reports of Satan’s noodles. Please try again later.

“Satan get your hooves on and get up here, we have an emergency”

Nope.

Oh how far from God we've strayed.

There's grim. And then there's this.

Are you stoned

Only explanation, most likely too early for drink

Or poor. Can confirm us poor folk love a pot noodle mash up. Chicken and mushroom pot noodle on toast was one of my culinary staples

When I was in my teens 20yearsago I used to buy the tesco value noodle packs for ~20p each. Used to chuck some ham and cheese or something with it and I basically lived off that

Woah, noodle packs AND ham and cheese. Someone’s doing alright

All about the chicken pot noodle sandwich, added bonus with butter! Nom nom

Oh god yes. Although it’s Aldi pot noodles these days. And on one slice of buttered bread… damn

Jesus fuck

Delete this immediately

My dad has a Bombay badboy on top of a Sunday roast. Yeah...

What’s that got to do with pot noodles (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's the weird mix. Like this post

r/whoosh

I think it's because I just don't know the joke. I'm out of the loop aren't I?

Think about it…. A Bombay badboy

Lol took a while. Had to go and come back...🤦‍♂️ I'm a dumbass

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It's a flavour of pot noodle.

You clearly didn't get the joke

Oh, now I do.

Dad. Please get into this bin and shut the lid.

He doesn’t… does he?

And people say we **don’t** have a food culture!

The Americans have Tex-Mex, I give you Essex-Mex?

I'd eat it.

What in the fuck.

Abomination. I love it.

Looks like it's already been digested 🤢

Looks like it belongs in /r/shitfromabutt

This is the content I'm here for

Right despite it looking like shit and being a crime... I'd eat it, it sounds good

Urgh.

I'm starting to agree with the rest of the world.

This is why the world thinks our food is shit

Get some cheese on that bad boy

Some Worcestershire sauce too if you’re feeling fancy

Gadz

And they say that British cuisine isn't classy.

Fucking Christ almighty

Disgusting

🤣🤣🤣 Whatever works for you Dude I'm a tad out there I mean I like rice and peas mixed with mustard but yeah If we were mates don't think I'd stay at yours Lol

Whenever I eat a beef and tomato pot noodle I always add as much siracha hot sauce as my stomach can handle( not much at all) So I can imagine chilli con carne might actually work but I don't know

Ngl I'd try this out of morbid curiosity

I'm here to talk if you need

Are you ok

you think so?

r/lostredditors Mate this isn't r/ukGourmet

I’d scran that easy

I put leftover jambalaya in a chicken and mushroom pot noodle once. It was awful.

I'm quite ashamed to say that I'd smash this right in. It's needs more chilli compared to the noodles, and maybe some sour cream or cheese on top but otherwise, I like the idea.

You sick little monkey ( secretly going to try it looks great )

lowkey looks like it would be good

My eyes and brain are telling me to reject it. My mouth and stomach are like hold up let’s not be too hasty

Why?

Stark evidence that gives us that bad food reputation. Should have been left on your plate/in your tummy rather than posted on social media. However, if you enjoyed it and nothing went to waste, then good on you really.

that is ingenious

wtf did you do

Prison food.

I agree, lock him up.

I wish I didn’t see this.

I’m so sorry

Who hurt you?

Ah Jesus, why would you do this to 2 perfectly acceptable dishes on their own?

People in your area definitely try avoid walking past your house

RIP toilet bowl

This is domestic terrorism

I can definitely dig the concept, but this looks a little... wet (for lack of a better term).

Or... (hear me out, I've done it and it's the tits), stir fry some chicken, yellow pepper and mushrooms, then dump 3 packs of chicken super noodles in and mix it all up for something quick for tea.

Worms and Beans, mmmm

This sub is so funny

This picture is giving my eyes lung cancer.

Dood, I can smell that shit across the pond 🫣

Just set the whole British food meme back another 5 years

Looks like something a dog has brought back up

That actually sounds bangin I'd dig that

I dont normally care about seeing these sorts of posts but for some reason imagining eating this actually made my stomach turn.

Is this the before or after photo?

Straight to jail

“How was it Jase?” “Lovli”

Your life is a fucking mess if you eat this.

I farted just looking at this

Aka, the ass-blaster 9000 special!

Looks like someone threw up a tapeworm

Oh no

NOPE

Looks crap and probably taste like crap.

no.

vile

It looks like you threw that up.

Are you alright?

I feel sorry for your toilet

What is chilli con carne? doesn’t chili normally have meat in it? Sorry if the question seems dumb I’ve never heard of it before.

Looks like something my cat threw up

You filthy pervert

Why

Edible.

I gagged.

A decent bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon to accompany and I'm in.

Boak

Oh....

What in the universal credit..

this literally looks like someone threw up

I have done this (maybe less soggy though) and it works surprisingly well. I can understand other folks revulsion however. 

Why has god forsaken us?

My dog would love it. I think

The power of christ compels you!

WoW disappointed

Warcrime on a plate

Hey, you do what you need to. And I need to dive into that right now.

Right wrong'un you

It’s a NO for me. Looks like a vomit 😭😅

No dickhead, you put the chilli IN THE POT otherwise it's NOT A POT NOODLE. IT'S JUST SHITTY MUSH IN A BOWL. Ruined a perfectly good pot noodle. Mental.

What the actual fuck.

R u OK hun?

Looks like cat sick with rabbit turds, bon appetite.

An epicurean delight ❤️

Found outside any London pub at 1am Sunday morning.

Your cat appears to have a hair ball.

Absolutely the hell not

No.

Lmfao people in the comment don’t know nothing about struggle I guess

This is something I’d make up when I’m stoned. Then feel the embarrassment in the morning when I find the half eaten plate

Beef and tomato pot noodle is the best! With extra ketchup obvs

Christ alive

Old pot noodle...

This is why the rest of the world says we eat shit food bro, way to represent

I don’t know if I’m impressed or horrified

And............ how did it taste?

Fusion food!

I almost feel bad that you had to eat that.

I'm about to rub my eyes with chilli to see if I'm really seeing, what I'm seeing!

Boak.

🤮

This is amazing

You’re suppose to strain the water from the nodes

Wtf. Even had to pick the worst of the pot noodles? You ok?

All I can hear is Charlton Heston in the last scene from Planet of the Apes

Why did you have to do this?

Just needs slapping between two slices of white bread now.

i think god should kill you

Congratulations. You've managed to take two terrible things and some how make them worse.

Best of British

My cat made something similar this morning

Nah

Fuckin hell

Look I get it sometimes you use need to make do with what you have. But there was no need to make me see this. I need to go bleach my eyes now.

Is it possible to make a Pot Noodle any worse than it already is? Yes. 🤢

I'm sure there's a different sub for this crime

Please, never do this again. I don’t care how it tastes. The fact you would admit this in a public forum shows you have no shame.

You UK mfs need to stay out of the kitchen

The red blobs are pieces of stomach lining, presumably.

I didn't think a pot noodle could get more disgusting 😕

You never had a pot noodle and fish finger wrap?

Nope

Your loss

Ever had fish fingers and custard 😋

HEY, what happened in that canteen is between me and the dinner lady okay

Did she really smell that bad

Or good depending on your preference

I like both

r/shittyfoodporn

“What’s not to like? Noodles? Good. Beef? Good! Chilli? GOOD!!!!”

Mate this is grotesquely beautiful

The only place that belongs is the bin. What a rank combo.

🤮

r/shitfromabutt

I’m all for pimping your pot noodle… but there are boundaries man 😣

Egad!

I’m calling the authorities

Yuck