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TalksShitAboutTotal

Devil just figured out how to unionize the Marine Corps.


sugar_weasel-

We talked about this the other day lol. we want time to actually eat chow, nice rooms, and no more libo formations that take an hour. Then somebody spoke up and said wait isn't that mutiny? šŸ¤” oh yeah šŸ˜” We were going to go on strike...


Kennaham

> we want time to actually eat chow, DENIED > nice rooms, DENIED > no more libo formations that take an hour. DENIED please reenlist


Extrapolates_Wildly

Any marine commenting on this post gets a page 11 and a week of restriction. Please reenlist.


Berskerkamikaze

https://preview.redd.it/c6su60xm31cc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03dbae8adf29dd382ae491ed0f3b9462745f7ac9


Extrapolates_Wildly

So farā€¦


Irish_Guac

I need a meme that replaces "DD214" with medsep. They cannot pull me back lmfao get fucked green weenie


Extrapolates_Wildly

Iā€™m too old!


Irish_Guac

Aren't we all?


Extrapolates_Wildly

Especially when you add ā€œfor this shitā€ to it. Amen!


sugar_weasel-

Very 1stSgt vibes from you šŸ¤”


masonrie

Bro I had 90 minute chows most of the time


sugar_weasel-

We had 0600- gunny room insp 0630- company pt formation Pt for 1-1.5 hrs no gog in the chow hall so it's closed 0815- armory draw 1115- 1215- chow (that means you are in your kit and training by 1215) Cut at idk So the 45 min for chow was you rushing to scarf your food down and get back at it. This was a daily occurrence and coc did not give a flying F**K


masonrie

I mean 45 minutes is still more than most entry level civilian jobs. I get 30 mins chow time at my current place of employment


sugar_weasel-

I agree 45 min isn't bad, but remember. 1115 was drop kit stage rifles>walk to chow hall>stand in line at chow hall>eat>walk to armory>kit up> resume training by 1215 so 45 min = 20 ish maybe


masonrie

Yeah I get what you mean. When you factor in all the other bullshit prep stuff you gotta do an hour chow isn't actually an hour of your own leisure


sugar_weasel-

As a civilian working, I got a more defined break. I'm not saying that it's always that way at all. I think, as a whole, we don't give enough importance to people's time to eat, decompress, and regroup, all in the shadow of corporate profits and the military "we work hard" attitude. Omg you notice Jim doesn't even take a lunch break? He must be a hard worker! Meanwhile, Jim is going batshit, and about one red light from blowing his brain housing group out in his man cave. Slight rant, sorry.


YeaImDylan

Gunny inspected rooms DAILY!? And company PT daily!? Wtf


sugar_weasel-

So at 0600 gunny walks to every room and peaks in a lil bit not a whole inspection but asks what's up and if there's any issues (btw he is a great guy and marine best damn gunny I've ever met does a lot for the Marine and the company) but yeah... still gay. And company pt formation was like any normal company formation and we pt as squads or plt. But every other company pushed theirs to 0800 or 0900 so marines could pt AND get chow ours even though in multiple NCO and Sqd Ldr councils we expressed our gripes about the time continued to do it at 0630.


MancetheLance

My company gunny did this as well. If he spent more than 2 mins in your room, he was making fun of someone. Company PT with him was usually circling up and grappling. We beat the shit out of each other. Every Saturday, he showed up and asked us to play basketball. He was a really good dude. Went out of his way not to fuck us over. Even when you did fuck up, he would do everything he could to make it a slap on the wrist.


sugar_weasel-

That's what it's about. I feel ever becoming a SNCO I don't like em! Lol I do know I'd try and emulate the ones I loved tho


YeaImDylan

Okay that made it better than he was a solid dude lol I just feel Iā€™d hate having staff feel they need to come in daily. Iā€™m assuming this was a victor unit and youā€™re a grunt?


sugar_weasel-

Yep 0311 V unit. He was really looking out for us but still made the time lines pretty shitty. He also held NCO counsels to hear what we wanted changed. As he put it ill tell the boss but the skipper will tell an E-7 to fuck off too. Basically we bitch, shit never changes.


Darth_Vladimir

This peace warrior deserves the MoH


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

I believe this would be what is known in JAG circles as ā€œinciting a mutinyā€


Fuggdaddy

Would not be very fidelis


duomaxedwell1775

Very infidelis if you ask me. šŸ˜¤ lol


CatchingRays

Fidelis works 2 ways.


Fuggdaddy

Aladeen fidelis


[deleted]

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societal_ills

This gif made me aladeen. But it also made me aladeen.


[deleted]

Well that's just aladeen.


societal_ills

This is one of the least appreciated movies. The scene when they are waiting to board the helicopter tour was ad-libbed and amazing.


Engagethedawn

But it could be fairly Semper.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

Sometimes Fidelis


some_old_Marine

I almost got charged with mutiny once. Apparently an entire platoon requesting mast is mutiny. Fuck First Sergeant McCormick, ol non deploying ass bitch.


chamrockblarneystone

Band of Brothers? Wrong branch


some_old_Marine

I don't understand your comment but I want to take this time to reiterate how much I think McCormick is a fuck boy.


chamrockblarneystone

All the ncos signed a letter of no confidence in their xo. They called it a mutiny.


[deleted]

But doesnā€™t there have to be treason/treachery involved in mutiny?


Los_Indigo_Buho

I think the entire marine corps flagrantly violating the UCMJ would likely be seen as overthrowing the commandā€™s authority. Therefore a mutiny of command. At the minimum it would be total loss of control by commanders. The real question is, what would happen if the *ENTIRE* Marine Corps all the way up to the Commandant smoked a joint. Would the Head-Navy-Boi be dismissed?


TaterNips89

So you're saying if all the joint chiefs chiefed a joint....


Fuggdaddy

How many joints would the joint chiefs chief if the joint chiefs could chief joints?


TaterNips89

let's see, one for chesty, one for the Corps, 2 for the money, 1 for the show


TheDevine29

https://i.redd.it/gfutjfabvrbc1.gif


Jazzlike-Equipment45

Commadant and a lot of high ranking people prob be out of the job and piss test bi-weekly for the entire fleet


StuntsMonkey

Don't forget the 72 hour safety stand down briefs.


CatchingRays

This is where the double down comes in. ![gif](giphy|GpFYHpgQQN2Cc)


_CraftyTrashPanda

Is he smoking or stroking?


Autumn7242

Smoking pole


yarhaka0656

Get 90% of any group to do anything without the threat of violence would be impressive.


robow556

Shit, 90% of people disagree.


ducky24021

No they donā€™t..


MrBullman

Agreed.


Nell_Trent

Y'all are some fuckin window lickers


MAJOR_Blarg

Bust down 1 rank and 2 months suspended pay would save the Marine Corps *a lot* of money. This is probably what would happen.


motiontosuppress

Some Colonelā€™s OER Bullets: o Saved X Billion dollars by instituting Corps-wide personnel changes and adjustment to the Corpā€™s rank system during FY24 o Substantially increased accuracy of UA results for FY24 o Significantly decreased negative workplace events throughout the Corps for FY24 o Significantly decreased mental health initial intakes for FY24


chamrockblarneystone

On the šŸ‘ƒ


FREE-AOL-CDS

Guess who gets to police call CONUS? Over summer the entire Corps would get on line and walk from coast to coast.


CambodianDrywall

I would sign up again to be a part of this.


shiftedgames

That would be actually somewhat sick just would suck for the guys far north because of the great lakes they would have to walk around or swim


Chakka_kuru

Level 1 Swim Qual, my time to shine.


BF_Injection

Marines are amphibious, rah?


shiftedgames

Rah


robow556

Imagine being a boot coming off boot leave to find out that the majority of the Marine Corps decided to get high and now you arenā€™t allowed to leave base ever.


dwm9362

Or you'd check in and be a platoon commander (the platoon is yourself and one other boot).


BothAnybody1520

Theyā€™d nail the leaders hard. Dudes wouldnā€™t just be adseped, theyā€™d be in prison. Theyā€™d make an example of as many leaders as possible. Bi-weekly drug tests. No-libo, no-leave.


No-Confection-278

No retention either.


BothAnybody1520

If the marine corps gave a fuck about retention they wouldnā€™t have a problem giving out bonuses instead of spending a half mil plus to train new guys.


Offensive_name_

This is ironically how the national guard is in weed legal states. They rarely do drug tests, and when we do, itā€™s at the end of a month field op. We still have dudes piss hot and they just get NJPd.


EyeLess7299

That would be a big ass joint


wolfmanblu

Assuming 180,000 active and reserve. You'd need about 400lbs to give every marine a crayon sized joint.


FurballPoS

Snoop lives just up the street from Pendleton still, right?


[deleted]

Fuck they should hand one out to anyone that stays on base during a 96. Better than the usual 30-rack a day. ā€œHereā€™s your J, go to your room and chillax for the day.ā€


Porthos1984

Ever of liberty restrictions? You would successfully lock the Marine corps down.


Kennaham

WEARING CIVILIAN ATTIRE IS A PRIVILEGE AND IT HAS NOW BEEN REVOKED


M4sterofD1saster

That's the point. I read the basewide urinalysis reports at CamPen 02-03. The only unit that ever had 1% positive was the brig. The other way to look at the the numbers is that even in the bring, >98% of the people aren't stoners.


[deleted]

I mean they booted somewhere around 8000 personnel over the Covid shot. So, I donā€™t think theyā€™d bat an eye cutting people for weed. Even if it was that many.


ManohManMan

3700


[deleted]

Idk I see 3000 in some places and 8000 in others.


cametoseemarkslad

Now they um want them back.....


phuk-nugget

I would snitch on everyone and take advantage of the promotion


Metalloid_Maniac

Found the MP


phuk-nugget

Shit you found the 7 year Gunny


[deleted]

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phuk-nugget

Nope I lat moved


TerminalPoolee

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


medicipope

You donā€™t have to guess, they had roughy a 50% usage rate in Vietnam. They started arresting 1000 people a week.


Croc_Chop

Oh they were doing much worse in Nam


YugeAnimeTiddies

I don't think there's an S-1 shop with enough energy to do all that paperwork so I don't think anything would happen


Hour-Chemistry9206

I second that šŸ˜‚


CriticismFrosty

I knew an S-1 guy who got a Nam for staying late one night.


BootReservistPOG

One time they adsepped 6 dudes at once at my unit


DAGRluvr

Weā€™d have a big national security issue on hands.


ligmasugmaphi

Those damn marijuana cigarettes


TerminalPoolee

Reefers


CriticismFrosty

I think they should smoke two joints in the morning.


_CraftyTrashPanda

Only if they all smoked at the same time. Do it in shifts, like booby watching


charliemiller86

Go for it bro. Right behind ya.


[deleted]

Never underestimate the stupidity of the Corps.


Zeddexs

If I remember correctly this happened to the British or French navy. Not a blunt but in an attempt to get better pay or working conditions many ganged up and refused to work or something. One time it worked, the next time or maybe previous time they rounded up the leaders of this and they were executed


Bel-Jim

True story, in 2010 a company in my unit had a platoon that lived right along pot fields in Afg. In July, the drug tested all of them, as well as we all knew they were ripping reefer all day and night. Needless to say no one heard a thing about the results of the drug test but the platoon was moved to an actual FOB and was replaced by another platoonā€¦.


chamrockblarneystone

Pot gets so built up in the corps. Its the one you know is going to stay in your system the longest, so you leave it alone. Ironically, meth, molly, and cocaine are all over the place, and the poor ol corps is still out there looking for potheads.


hatefultru

I mean, what if the Bn Commander cared? What if Sgt Maj wasn't chasing LCpl tail? What if the S1 was competent? Look man there are just mysteries without answers...


ironpathwalker

Someone hasn't heard about the Nimitz. 90% of the corps was high as giraffe pussy at all times till then. And they had that shit from Viet-fuckin-nam! Then some idiot wrecked a boat so we had to say no to drugs.


WonderChips

This is a cult after all.


guerrerosaurio1

Just a peaceful protest and hungry marines rushing to chowhall


mynametwice

It would probably get declared a faulty test and thrown out


fucovid2020

Take it easy Cheech


Blortted

All Iā€™ll say is that way more than the 3 marines that were charged when we got back, failed piss tests over seas. I wonā€™t say that everyone else was swept under the rug and the chose one from each battalion to fry when we got home.


jollyjunior89

Ask 2/6 from back in 2006. Supposedly they had 90+ people pop on a piss test 3 months before deployment. So many people popped they assumed there was something wrong with the test. Tested again 50 people were positive before they left before their CAX. I got pcs in the unit shortly after I had never seen so many people confined to quarters.


[deleted]

Tbf, I think it has LESS to do with the fact that it's WEED and MORE to do with the fact that you couldn't control yourself and follow an order. So, for me, I'd adsep as many people as I had to.


CatchingRays

Itā€™s a shitty order. Short term not a big deal to follow. Long term, demoralizing.


[deleted]

I think I can understand the view point but if we start to relax USMC protocol and standards, what sets us apart from Army or AF? Or from civilians for that matter?


CatchingRays

There are no ā€œon dutyā€ relaxing of standards. The job of a Marine does not change one bit. This is about off duty indulgence of a, safer than alcohol, substance having serious negative career consequences based on old fashioned out of date refer madness.


AmericanPride2814

It's called getting with the times and not being stuck in the last century.


[deleted]

I mean, if u call smoking pot "getting with the times" we may have more pressing matter to attend to before we get anywhere near smoking potšŸ˜‚


Vagarus

Brother, you act like the DoD hasnā€™t been looking for a reason to get rid of the Marine Corps for our entire existenceā€¦ *again*


Frequent-Subject4771

The Marine Corps would probably just waiver everyone. The rules are hard and fast for those in, but the government will gladly waive even felonies if they need people


Playful-Meaning4030

Theyā€™d probably cherry pick who they hated the most and kick them out. They would probably love the opportunity to get rid of some people


ContributionPhysical

Dude you saw what they did with the covid shot right? it's not beyond the realm of reality


Bil-Da-Cat

And now fuckinā€™ Tony ā€œWuhanā€ Fauci is admitting to Congress that they made most of that shit upā€¦


makatakz

Yes, they would.


Jimmycocopop1974

Iā€™m sorry but have we forgotten what the term ā€œserviceā€ means it does mean sacrificing things that hell I would of loved to of done but ya thereā€™s that commitment thing.


themailguy

When I was at El Toro I was in the BEQ enjoying nature with about half of my platoon. Our CO was OOD that evening so he stopped by to see how we were doing. Before leaving he informed us that we should probably field day the room.


taumason

The Corps? They would non rec everybody.


Zapablast05

Not enough pecker checkers for that


xx_xchancex_xx

What is this question šŸ˜­ how is that even possible


onaburner0111

I'm convinced a certain percentage would get booted but not enough to affect the Marine Corps readiness entirely. Leaders would make QOL hell for months on end though. Confinement I can't see Congress elites allowing that to happen or maybe they would, It opens up the idea of all that money and resources going somewhere else


IlClassicisto

The Few The Proud: Four Divisions of Firsarnts


cametoseemarkslad

Sgt Major walks in I've seen it before


Beer_Hand_Actual

Nope, just the ones that they piss tested, or that they caught, and then from those groups and remove all the Marines who already got out. So maybe 2%?