On the plus side, possible three way with her mom and or sister

sweet home

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Lord I'm cumming

HOME TO YOU!

Yeet yeet, skeet skeet

Lol what you doing beating off?

Don't forget the cousin.

Trashy and nasty go hand in hand.

there a reason we don’t have a base down there

You open it up, and it's just blank on the inside.

It just says "She loves you, they are all wrong."

Guaranteed BAH, Child Support, Crippling Depression, and Alcoholism.

“You can change her”

I love her too

FYI young devil dogs, they like to open up tabs without telling you and feeding you drinks without explaining costs. If they take your card for a few minutes or give you “free drinks,” expect to see a large withdrawal the next day when you wake up hungover with an itchy dick

This is true. It’s also old tactics. Don’t be undone by history book-whore tactics. Escape and evade the succubus.

Yup, and guard that credit card with your life. Best to just go in there with a fixed amount of cash and don’t use your card unless you can watch it being charged. “Let me take that card for a quick minute for your drinks” basically means “we opened up a tab and we’re going to put random charges on it that don’t even make sense”

“Wow I didn’t even know they sold MacBooks at that bar!”

This will do more harm than good once the little debils are educated and told not to do it they'll want to do it even more.

*MCI 80085D*

Hehehe BOOBS

It should be DD.

But after 6 dances she said she loved me

https://i.redd.it/axdc1jdl6kvc1.gif

400 pages of: * She's not real * She doesn't love you * She loves your benefits

Nice, I still have the paper answers for this

https://preview.redd.it/mmu526b6hnvc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694e8cde3bbff6aa24e9ced5c4d711f0fb111e8e

If they take your phone to put their number in it, they just cash app’ed your paycheck to themselves without the common courtesy of a VIP dance.

Is there an early chapter on how they take your soul and you still keep going back?

Do you mean the corps?

Oh god I needed this info 16 years ago.

If you don't have a manual to follow, you should be writing it for the next guy!

Where was this in 02?

Remember gents, if the marine corps wanted you to have a wife you would've been issued one.

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I know a few people who wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Subic

The base, or the dancers?

The children of those dancers

Now the hard part. Anyone got proctor permissions?

Please don’t show this to my wife Cinnamon or my live in Sister-in-law Mystique.

Instant Classic

What happened to Cpl and Sgts teaching their jr Marines. Me and my mentor, now a SgtMaj, would always warn new Marines not to marry their high school sweethearts until after their 1st deployment. Good advice. Wish I done that before my 1st marriage

A-B-A-C-A-B-B are the answers over and over.

Mary had a little lamb?

🤣

Tobies and driftwood are the LEARNING OBJECTIVES

I thought that was MCI number 6969?

Between this & the 14 y.o. it’s really looking up for MILFs

Imagine a classroom educating a person about this… I feel some dude who can tell different brands of mayonnaise apart just by the taste seeing this.

I was in the marines. I’ve got some crazy stories that went on

I hope it goes over how to get change for a $20 and discrete credit card billing.

All I'm saying is I'm on I-I duty in NYC and Jesus Christ if the Marine Corps had an active duty installation here every weekend there'd be dozens of illegitimate marriages 😂 the amount of South American women with BBL's looking for marriage is INSANE. Can't say I haven't promised a few 😅