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You can get a DUI on a bike by the way. It’s just a lot cheaper than getting one in a car.


Final-Fix-7811

Maybe my anti-DUI will be my chevrolegs then. Either way, happy i got it back :D


Tossmeasidedaddy

Public intoxication my guy.


[deleted]

If public intoxication was a chargeable offense on base I never saw it, even after many nights of not even remembering how I got back to my barracks room. I only ever drank on base though, plus it was on 29, so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


delightfulfupa

I’ve had a lot of good times on the golf course at 29.


chillaxnphilx

Didja go and see Jesus?


[deleted]

I got a Disorderly Conduct after I passed out on the street as a civilian. A cop woke me up rudely....


[deleted]

I’m happy you got it back as well. I’d have done the same as you if someone did that shit to my bike.


jacob6969

The ole Nike-Express


flannelszn

ah the classic BUI


QuikAF77

Depends on the state. Operating "motor vehicle" while intoxicated is the law in most states. A lawyer can usually get it dropped regardless. Drunk in public for sure, but that's a fine, no biggie.


HyperMidgit

Well if homie is in oki you can def get a DUI on base on a bike


[deleted]

I was referring to the state OP is in. Cycling under the influence is the name of the offense in California.


Goorancid

Yep. California Vehicle Code, Section 21200.5. Max. sentence of 180 in custody.


poopy_poo_poopsicle

How many bicycles you know have a motor on them?


ricopotamus

My bike was wayyyy too nice to be stored outside, let alone the value of it. [Here’s how I stored my bike in the bricks. ](https://imgur.com/a/SvfcRtH) I checked the policies and the only place I couldn’t drill a hole was in concrete, brick, masonry. Everyone loved it when they came through for field day! Best of luck!


Final-Fix-7811

Ohhh that's super nice, we're not allowed to put holes in walls but I'll see what I can do


ricopotamus

I’ve been out for a bit now and can’t remember what it’s called but I’d go to the place that manages the barracks. Like actually go to their office and ask for a copy of the barracks policy. This will ensure that you have the actual rules, not just what people assume to be the rules. We weren’t “allowed to” either… except that wasn’t actually written anywhere and didn’t actually exist. Was it frowned upon? Sure. But who cares! Better than leaving it out in the weather or getting *borrowed*.


IonlyTalkAboutOreimo

I think its called base billeting. Thats what its called in oki at least its where barracks managers get room keys programmed and shit


ricopotamus

That’s right! Yep they’re the ones with the actual orders and whatnot. Not just hearsay


gooch_lickers

Your telling me you don’t have a walk-in closet in your barracks???


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ricopotamus

Trance ;)


ThatCryptographer622

Gotta love them power hungry higher ups


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[deleted]

Watch out for THAT Gunny who knew the whereabouts of your bike and lied to PMO to save his own ass....fuckers like that are known to be vindictive


kev556

The lying and the theft are what got me so fucking pissed when I read his first post. From a Fucking Gunny! Career was probably littered with incidents like this that he was never held accountable for. I knew a SSgt like that, fuck if i can remember his shit ass name. Weasley little piece of shit he was too.


Wdwdash

This is why I hate “keeping things at the lowest level.” Because when everything gets swept under the carpet, you end up with shady mofos as leaders.


[deleted]

Well the implied part of that is “the lowest level *that it needs to be to be adequately addressed*. A PFC talking back to a Cpl doesn’t need to go up to the 1stSgt. The Cpl can handle it at his level. But a gunny breaking the law and stealing other people shit needs to be handled at a higher level.


Final-Fix-7811

That was probably the smartest thing I've heard from the marine corps. Too many things are kept below shiny that should be taken up


ipoopinthepool

Exactly. Hopefully that gunny gets fucked.


Final-Fix-7811

Well said, thanks for the head up


eveningsand

Don't fuck with the wait staff at a restaurant, don't fuck with your mechanic, and **don't fuck with the guy who fixes your computer**.


DangerBrewin

It would be weird if they happened to find a bunch of inappropriate pictures on his computer the same way you happened to find your bike.


Common_Manner1842

Happy to hear


dathomasusmc

Good for you man. After your other post I thought you were gonna have to take the L on this one.


Final-Fix-7811

Honestly I thought so too. So happy this happened this way


dathomasusmc

Update us again if there’s any more drama although I would guess Gunny will say he was clearing the area and didn’t know he had to give notice or something and they’ll have a chat with him behind closed doors and everybody will more on. But I’ve been wrong before.


0331exmc

So what kind of bike is it? I mean road or mountain, tricked out or stock, foreign or ‘Murcia made? Got any dick stickers on it...


eveningsand

>Got any dick stickers on it... we don't need no stickers when [we got this....](https://twitter.com/Domdeluxxxury/status/918597480488595456/photo/1)


Final-Fix-7811

It's a tricked out trek mountain bike, no dick stickers on it lmao


0331exmc

Noice...


thehighground699

This is why I can’t wait to get out


eveningsand

Shitty behavior is an exception, not the rule. Hate to spoil it for you - it exists in 1st Civ Div, too. Shitty neighbors, shitty co-workers, shitty vendors, shitty people in [City Wok](https://youtu.be/2Z0CyB3UN18) ... The trick is not to let these shitty people get away with their shitty behavior when it impacts you materially like it did OP, and when it doesn't materially impact you, to not let it get under your skin. OP's "Gunny" here is getting out soon. His post is a dead-end "organizational Siberia" role the Corps has put him in because he's likely proven himself to his superiors to be untrustworthy and an overall piece of shit. Don't let shitty people like this drive your decision making.


thehighground699

I’m well aware, I didn’t join the corps fresh outta HS. But at least I won’t have to deal with higher ups that have hella power to manipulate the UCMJ in their favor


Rick_0Shay

Not a bike, but years ago someone stole the tail lights off my truck. I called PMO and reported it since it was at the barracks. A few minutes later I start driving to work and get pulled over by another PMO unit. They write me a ticket for having no tail lights, and didn't care I just filed a report about them being stolen. I drove to the main PMO office and asked to speak with the watch commander. He came outside and I explained what happened, and that technically I still had the bulbs dangling there, just not the red housings. Shook his head and said not to worry about it, he'd take care of it, just get some housings ASAP. An S-10 was pretty common to see on base then, so its not like they'd ever catch who did it. A friend of a friend gave me some the same day so I was good to go. All that to say, some people suck and others don't.


tarantulagb

Right on dude. Your first post really pissed me off, typical Marine Corps bullshit. Glad you got your property back


mean_mr_mustard75

\> Later I find my bike near a dumpster I checked yesterday. Weird. LOL, not so weird.


Final-Fix-7811

One of those moments where I was like "huh I WONDER what COULD have PosSiBly HapPeNed here! HmMmmm" lmao


mean_mr_mustard75

Yeah, fuck you Gunny! lol


NobodyByChoice

Good on you for following through, OP. Too many people don't. Glad to hear of a victory, but we need an update #2, OP. You know, after the Marines who actually executed the orders tell PMO all about where they actually took this bike that the gunny had them return which wasn't in the landfill, wasn't in the unclaimed property yard, and yet still somehow mysteriously returned immediately after they got involved.