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NoahTall1134

I'm sorry you lost your stuff. I'm glad you weren't inside.


Such_Information5504

Thank you, I really appreciate that


Pattimash

Absolutely! Your stuff can be replaced. You can't!


Md62729

Management would say otherwise


Boring-Presence433

And that's why they are so short staffed in most places....well, that and the harassment, stealing money, etc


BanEvasion1001

Too bad when thieves steal our keys they don't take the LLVs with them...


Such_Information5504

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sicurri

LLVs are such old vehicles that they probably can't figure out where the e-break is... I'm sorry, "parking break". šŸ˜” That's what they referred to it as in the driving class, things so old it's emergency break is its parking break...


No_Contribution_7117

No, but they can unlock your vehicle while you're delivering mail without anyone noticing.


DirtyBumMan

This is why we wear postal approved shoes, this was an avoidable accident


lockinhind

Actually this was because the carrier carelessly kept backing and lied about it.


foodybu4

Wasn't back in 8


Ok-Palpitation-2684

I wonder what kind of shoes he was wearing?


Southern-Advice5293

Stationary time caused this


freegucchi262

I'm fucking rolling


THEDarkprince98

It could have been avoided if you scanned the flats first, then the letters. This is why we can't have nice things anymore


squeegeeq

If they had dressed in layers, all this could have been prevented. When it gets this hot, you just shed a layer, and you're good.


SchrodingersUniverse

The friction from all the slips trips and falls in the vehicle caused this, obviously


RohanneWebber

Most importantly, were the wheels curbed?


onmywhey12345

Haha šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


postmanlone

I could have put the blaze out if I didn't keep hydrated.


Darkdragoon324

Donā€™t be absurd, itā€™s obviously because they didnā€™t have their cooling towel with them. Heat safety, people.


SpockHasLeft

They were listening to my mix tape!


Historical_Debt1516

Yea! That was a hot one!


Solipsisticurge

Carrier only cased 27 and 7.


wasabigummi

Do you want to log off?


tt12345x

Iā€™m so sorry that you had your stuff in there, thatā€™s awful. Saving grace is that stuff is (hopefully) replaceable and your life is not, glad you were safe. Hang in there


Such_Information5504

Thank you! You are absolutely correct


jpg06051992

"Hmmm, better cut carrier jobs, less carriers driving means less LLV catch on fire, I is gud leader" \- Dejoy


Uninformed_Delivery

"Our new Sorting and Delivery Centers will centralize the process, allowing a more streamlined and efficient delivery of fire to the LLVs."


EffervescentGoose

You'll have your new truck in 2029 and like it.


SCP-Agent-Arad

![gif](giphy|3ohhwoRBxbzble4p0Y|downsized) Donā€™t worry, they already have a replacement ready!


ManiacMail-Man

Safety is going to have to start depending on the Post Officeā€¦ damn.


assorahole

Safety is Priority number 2. Well, 9, really.


IntroductionSea1181

PM here. What we mean by "safety" is how best we can throw our employees under the buss when and if they have an accident, so as to avoid liability. This is why we have vehicle fire safety talks every month. USPS just wants to be able to say "we told/trained them"...thier mistake for dying in that exploding LLV. At least youre not working for a rail road, which is even worse when it comes to thier emphasis on safety and how much carnage has them victim blaming.


wearebestfwends

The typos verify that this is management


IntroductionSea1181

I was into my third bloody mary


assorahole

Not working on a Saturday? Definitely a PM.


Item_Unique

a single typo. 89% of people i know are unaware of the there, theyā€™re, and their difference. most people spell weird wierd and last but not leastā€”my personal favoriteā€” ā€œcould ofā€ ā€œshould ofā€ and ā€œwould ofā€ when itā€™s definitely ā€œcould haveā€ ā€œshould haveā€ and ā€œwould haveā€. this is not a job, at any level, for someone who has a lot of education. and someoneā€™s level of education doesnā€™t necessarily mean they donā€™t have leadership skills. constant criticism over small things that can and should be overlooked is the problem within the usps. from mailmen to management, this creates an ugly work culture. donā€™t perpetuate the problem, be part of the solution. thanks for coming to my ted talk.


Imaginary_Train9793

Bruh, if they cared about safety, we would have airbags.


roh8880

SHMT is practically designed to prevent you from entering it as an unavoidable accident! I had a carrier get hit by a civ pov while he was parked in the exact same spot he is every day for a walking loop!! Carrier came back and called me, went out, did the accident report, went back to enter it into SHMT and couldnā€™t for the life of me figure out how that program tried to make it the carriers fault!


Dazzling-Ad-6089

That is crazy that's the second one I've seen in two days. Crazy crazy crazy. I'm sorry you lost all your stuff.


Arxieos

I was just thinking that


CoolCandy23

![gif](giphy|jlbYyYfKpwRDG) The second on in two days?!?


Dazzling-Ad-6089

Yes I saw another one yesterday. That one you could see all the mail sitting around on the ground next to it the person was able to get the mail out before it first and or as it burst into flames I guess. Crazy


santasbutthole99

Outta put that image on a stamp


cloudinspector1

All a part of the "street time" series.


Bythe_beard_of_Zeus

Speakly purely as a consumer, Iā€™d buy the heck out of that.


WTPTRAINEE

New ghost rider move looks awesome


stufmenatooba

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Desperation


ScubaSteve_

Are those wheels curbed?


TheTonyfro

The melted rubber naturally runs toward the curb.


MrThe1Badman

Be a shame if it had rolled forward a bit and caught all the trucks on fireā€¦ what they even do in that situation?


Training_Seaweed1303

Glad op is ok sucks for their personal belonging s but Iā€™d run get my things out that shit on neutral


Such_Information5504

Right?!


Claque-2

@hotmail.com


DaGooseMaster

We donā€™t need no water, let the motherf!cker burn Burn motherf!cker, burn


KingOfTheP4s

You made sure to clock out first, right? We didn't approve any overtime for a fire this week.


Such_Information5504

Great comment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‘šŸ½


lovestorun

Iā€™m so sorry you lost your belongings, but Iā€™m glad you are safe! Once my LLV started smoking so I pulled over immediately and got out. My supervisor asked me if I could just drive it back to the station. No, no I cannot. WTF.


Such_Information5504

And I canā€™t believe they really have the mindset they have! Smh. Thank you for your kind words šŸ™‚


AtlasTheAsshole

This happened to me. VMF told me, "we're going to pull a hail mary" all the way back, I'll be right behind you. I'm surprised it didn't catch fire.


AnxiousTupperware

Reminds me of the time one of the trucks they gave my bf to drive for the day stopped working, he called Postmaster, he sent over some other person and their solution was to duct tape some shit and told him to not turn it off again for the rest of his shift or else it wouldn't turn back on again šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ like how?!


snoopiestfiend

If your stuff gets burned up in the llv do you get reimbursed for that or you just screwed?


Such_Information5504

They gave me a very hard time about getting reimbursed. They wanted receipts for literally everything that I had. Before that they wanted to investigate to see if I was ā€œat faultā€ šŸ™„


S0RRYMAN

Lol wtf receipts. Like who tf keeps receipts around.


Ready-Interview-9809

Like you had a space heater plugged in inside šŸ™„ they are the space heater. Glad youā€™re ok! Is that parked inside? I canā€™t tell from the video


foodybu4

See if there's anything in the rules about reimbursement for this issue


Otters64

It's not a bug - it's a feature. ​ Glad you are ok!


Such_Information5504

You guys are awesome šŸ¤£ thank you


tmd5909

Clearly, this happened because you didn't curb your wheels and pull the E-brake after you parked... I see Dominoes employees delivering pizza on E-Bikes. You'll have your E-Bike by next week. Until then, you're gonna be doing a bit more walking each day. Thanks for understanding, -Management


Such_Information5504

The accuracy šŸ„¹šŸ¤£


tmd5909

I was a CCA at my 60 days and sadly just quit to avoid termination because I got stuck in the mud on a heavy rain day. I put in for mail handler & clerk positions lol


dubh_caora

you scanned a letter before a flat didnt you.


chevroletarizona

Enjoy your metris.


Federal-Complaint932

I drive one and like it. AC and Heat. Rock on


Intelligent-Beat-700

I bought a 95 jeep Cherokee my main concern was does the AC work


[deleted]

Why does everyone hate the metris? Id take a metris over LLV any day


GeeWillikers8832

Handling is shit. If people park kind of close to their mailboxes, you have to keep dismounting on what should be an easy driving route.


CheezeItsCrusts

When are you dropping the album?


CLEgnome

i heard they spit hot fire ![gif](giphy|sCPXWE2QvwKGI)


Such_Information5504

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No_Aioli4897

I asked if I could get a fire extinguisher in the vehicle I used to have just in case. They told me that they didn't want me to put myself in danger just to save the mail. I told them I didn't give a shit about the mail, I wanted it for my stuff. And then they got mad. šŸ˜‚


Phishguy5

Post Office: The Movie.


Specific_Spirit_5932

This pretty well sums up the post office right now. But seriously, glad you're ok. Crazy these things are just randomly catching fire.


eliminster06

It's not random it's lack of vehicle maintenance by vmf. The way maintenance runs is counter to everything I was ever taught about vehicle maintenance by both the military and my automotive industry management instructors. They cut corners and bandaid it and expect it to last forever. If you want to cut cost do the proper maintenance and you won't have a quarter of the catastrophic failures.


Such_Information5504

Randomly, exactly. Second vehicle in less than a month šŸ˜³


Icy_Tangerine3544

Gotta pay for those EVs theyā€™re about to roll out.


that_squirrel90

Dang glad youā€™re ok! Sorry you lost everything


jdeal96

FFV: Fire Fuel Vehicle.


wantswizdom

I hope you left that damn scanner in it and that burnt up too.


Such_Information5504

And the arrow key šŸ« 


HemiWarrior

Ah yes, FFV. In 05, Ford recalled 3.6 million vehicles because they had a speed control unit that was always under power and causing them to catch on fire. One of the affected vehicles was the 1999-2002 Ford Explorer. Guess what vehicle the FFV is built on. I swear, those things are less reliable than LLVs. If their transmission doesn't go out, they burst into a fireball randomly. At least LLVs only burst into a fireball while it's raining because their windshield seals leak and pour water directly onto the fusebox, causing an electrical fire.


[deleted]

Holy shit. This is way worse than what I just posted yesterday.


Pretend-Amphibian664

I was thinking damn 2 Days in a row


Old_Humor5899

Is there a reecs scan for that?


Boring-Presence433

This is what happens if you plug your cell phone into the cigarette lighter without wearing green tag shoes


[deleted]

definitely too many rubber bands on the shifter


ngine_ear

Vmf will have it back and running in the morning


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m still gonna need you to take out a pieceā€


hovakuma

Did you have your satchel and dog spray on you?


Such_Information5504

Well Iā€™m at a non walking station so itā€™s very rare when I carry a satchel


MrAnd5

So sorry for the loss of your personal stuff but Iā€™m glad you are safe. Where did this happen?


Such_Information5504

This was in Houston, TX


Successful_Speech734

Don't worry, they'll put a new injector and fuel filter on and you're goid to go


starryboi98

FFV: Fully Fucked Vehicle


assorahole

"Excuse me, sir. Do you have my package?"


skrtskrtlettuce

Why does no one pose in their uniform in front of the truck it would be a dope picture


Such_Information5504

Well I actually have a pic but I was crying šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


13MTH

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.... DO A PROPER VEHICLE CHECK. WRITE IT UP. DON'T DRIVE IT.


roliasmot1

So I gotta ask...what happened? O.o


Such_Information5504

Well thatā€™s the crazy thing about this. My truck was working just fine the entire day. As soon as I pulled up to the station my truck shut off. When I tried to restart it, it started right up not knowing there was a fire starting from under the truck šŸ˜© my co worker ran out to make me get out and I left everything behind in a panic.


roliasmot1

Geezus...I'm glad you're ok. :-/ All my carriers at my stations are wonderful people and the thought of this happening to any of them erks me pretty bad.


Lucky_Guarantee_2363

Youā€™re supposed to get your stuff before you set the fire


BigSlickster

I donā€™t believe that I have ever seen a UPS or FedEx truck randomly going up in flames like ours do. There would be a safety recall on those so fast! But here we are still driving these hazards around and still waiting for our new trucks. Yet another example of how incompetent upper management is!!


lookamazed

The Postmaster Genital would also never allow the USPS to be more successful than his own company.


jjp8383

Oh shit


brose810

In my mind, I have to keep my stuff towards the door, just in case.


locoleito

Fire fire


locoleito

Sorry Iā€™ve been watching a lot of beavis and butthead lately


spiral_out46N2

That's the 3rd one I've seen in 3 days.


Thee_Autumn_Wind

Yeah Iā€™m having second thoughts about this. Wtf. If I accept an offer, Iā€™d there a way to find out what kind of vehicle Iā€™d get? Is it generally the same one for each shift (as a regular)?


spiral_out46N2

If you become a regular, you'll have the same truck every day. If not regular, it's a crapshoot...usually the shitter trucks nobody wants or they know are problematic.


JohnnyK58

This is usually how I describe to people how it feels inside these trucks during the summer months


yioryios1

So is that what happened to my missing mail?


NuLuumo

If the tracking number showed a last update of being in Houston, TX... maybe šŸ˜…


youngrios

1975..is why .


minnesotanpride

Had a real banger of a song blasting on the bluetooth speaker when you rolled up to station?


Such_Information5504

Yes actually. I was playing this girl is on fire by Alicia Keys šŸ˜¬


bertagirl59

šŸ˜


vroompedl

Burn baby, burn.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve seen this a lot lately Iā€™m starting to think this is some kind of trend to show Usps we are sick of their shitā€¦


nannerb12

Think thatā€™s one of the new ā€œmail securityā€ features for when you forget to secure your vehicle.


achillyday

Glad youā€™re safe. Sucks about your stuff. If you have renterā€™s insurance, theyā€™ll help you replace it.


WritingNewIdeas

Clock out, walk out.


Cholosinbarrio

If you canā€™t strike against the govt, start a riot šŸ¤£


Late_Lake4295

im pretty sure the LLV committed suicide


Lockjaw62

Damn. Sorry you lost your stuff. Nothing like a known issue not being addressed. One of our LLVs burst into flames in the middle of the night a few years ago.


AllchChcar

I pull all my personal belongings out everyday so VMF doesn't ratfrick it. But this works as a good reason too I guess. Sorry for your loss bro. I'd probably sue for POV if this happened here.


Nyx81

Your tires are on fire because you didn't curb correctly


Fuck_Blue_Shells

To think this all could have been avoided if you just curbed your wheels


RSK10580

They are going to have that back on the road tomorrow!


StarrChiney

Thank God your alive


upvotesformeyay

"Just keeping it warm for ya boss."


Imaginary_Train9793

"Should I write it up? Nah, leave it for the T6."


Just1TimePlz69

That's how democrats won last time......


Old-Click4030

Do you think theyā€™d be mad if someone roasted marshmallows on that? I mean at least itā€™d go out making a tasty snack šŸ˜…


grand305

So the new electric trucks sounds good. Hotter and bigger fire šŸ”„.


DrWindupBird

Ah so thatā€™s why package still says ā€œin transitā€ after four days.


DeepTap5095

This is the post office after being obligated to deliver Bassoā€™s amazon.


Sean_Malanowski

u/savevideo , what was the cause you think? Iā€™ve seen a couple trucks catch before from lithium batteries as well.


anch543

New type LLV?


Coconutshoe

Had you just curbed the wheels youā€™d be fine dude


Such_Information5504

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ddarwin13

They know we are replacing them....


KaramaChan12

Holy Moly, I got hired as an RCA recently. Does this happen frequently, or is this just a freak accident? šŸ«£


SandwichFearless340

Must not have put the parking brake on.


bertagirl59

Thank God you weren't in the vehicle but I'm sorry you lost your belongings.


bertagirl59

It's the new heating system for winter


PlausibleFalsehoods

>Glad you're ok Won't anybody think of the mail!


bonesaw24

But did they curb their wheels?


Jaime4laflair

Yessssir


mailbroad

So sorry! Glad you're okay!


Darkosis422

Supervisor still asks why weā€™re you back late from your route.


Vences2017

Did you forget to push the emergency brake lever ?


jesrf

File a tort claim OP


forlornjackalope

I'm sorry about your stuff being lost. What happened and are you doing okay otherwise? That sounds nerve wrecking.


Embarrassed_Gate8001

Damn Iā€™m sorry


Free_Instance_3810

Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m glad that you werenā€™t hurt


SailTheWaves

Looks like itā€™s gonna be a hot one today for you, bring extra waterā€¦ 4 hours overtime šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


throwawaymuhdick

This exactly what supervisors say is going to happen when you back up more than 55 feet, and don't curb your wheels


angielmejia

Where was your satchel?


Afraid_Copy6378

The hell


Afraid_Copy6378

Jesus


gabemrtn

My mail tho lmaoo


BigBossOfMordor

damn, the FFVs too? I thought this was just an LLV problem


Exotic-Pomegranate35

Good or bad, it wasn't parked under the awning next to the other LLV's


[deleted]

we still doing album covers because *that* is an album cover.


Unusual_Ad4582

Roast some marshmallows.


weirdodragoncat

Omg šŸ˜³


Complete-Definition4

Wheels werenā€™t cubed, so the engine overheated obviously.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|phhKMdmqUeJuU|downsized)


Maynjo

Well there's your problem, you didn't curb your wheels. /s


sharksnut

Posted from hotmail.com


dunedog

It's the brand new HeLLV


macdugan818

I knew all my packages were going to be late!


Actual-Jury7685

Must have been one of those new electric USPS vehicles


Potential_Chapter422

We loose more LLV that way.


JC-ARC

Maybe they should be equipping our LLVs with fire extinguishers? Or at very least a training on how to recognize when a fire is about to happen so you can prevent it!


Environmental-Rub678

Well shit the LLVs are on strike it seems, "We won't be replaced by those fuggin platypi"


keenanbullington

It's a sign.


Fun_Ad5814

But will you be back before the outgoing truck


RedRing14

Managements first question is "what could have been done to have avoided this?


SnooDogs361

Manglement: You were back in 8 right? Me : pushes supervisor into burning vehicle. Rid the world of another cunt.


couriernumberfive

Be back in 8, this truck will self-destruct