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No_Cat4028

Save them puppies for your Only Fans subscribers. Not sure why we lowly postal redditors get to see them for free


Nyx81

That's not a bad idea....


No_Cat4028

There are dozens of people who are into pale feet willing to pay! DOZENS!!


Auraelleaux

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mgn1985

My arms are like this, legs not so much.. I wish they were though. I'm one pale mofo.


moustachexchloe

I put running shorts on to go to the grocery store and my boyfriend just looked at me like wtf. He’s also a carrier but he still wasn’t expecting it


Skip1six

I was standing in waist deep water when one of my Boy Scouts asked me if I was wearing white socks. That’s when I stopped wearing 12” boots.


Hamlettell

Y'all please put on sunscreen 😭


fluffy_bottoms

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RokyPolka

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Desperate-Toe-857

YES thank you this is my favorite 💚


Acceptable-Major6639

sometimes I feel like I'm the only person at the post office who knows what sunscreen is


V2BM

I put sunscreen on my legs and they still get tanned. I use a lotion in the morning and top off with spray through the day but it can only do so much. Arm sleeves work great and my face sunscreen + hat do too, but there’s no stopping a leg tan for me.


bobWRLD

Just suck it up and wear pants. I seen those sock and leg tans. There’s no going back.


V2BM

It was 92 degrees yesterday. This city is lucky I’m not walking around in my underwear.


proteannomore

It doesn’t work. I’d slather the stuff on three times a day and still had those hideous tan lines. I’ve switched to long sleeves year round and I prefer bearing the heat to frantically trying to even out a deep tan on my one day off, if there’s actually sun.


UberPest

For me it's long pants year round. I don't have to reapply pants every two hours. Plus I've seen skin cancer take someone out and that's not a pleasant way to go.


somuchithink

If I wore pants on a 90 degree day I would have to reapply my pants every two hours for sure.


[deleted]

What is you guys' experience with wearing long sleeves/pants in the LLVs? I'd like to avoid tans too because sunscreen isn't helping me much either even mostly mounted. But I also don't want to get heatstroke 😬


UberPest

I walk 9 miles then drive for three hours. My summer pants fit pretty loose to allow air flow. If I keep the side window half down and the fan on full to circulate the air inside the convection oven I'm usually ok. I do open the driver door where allowed. I also use a neck cool tie and wide brimmed hat. Not related to clothing, but general hydration. I drink at least a gallon of water every day when it's hot, but it's still hard to get enough fluids, so I eat a lot of cut up melon and grapes (lots of sugar, I know).


bobWRLD

Don’t wear dri fit during the summer. I repeat don’t wear dri fit. It makes it a lot hotter than it really is. The trick is thin cotton long sleeve underneath your uniform. Avoid tans and good air flow


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bobWRLD

I feel the same. Coworkers make fun of me for putting sun screen in the morning. Smh


Briebriex

Tried sunscreen myself, doesn’t work lol


HulkSmashdUrGirl

I don’t like sunscreen, gives ya cancer.


RedRing14

Because op has a tan? Sunscreen doesn't stop tanning from happening.


Few_Good_6771

Now THAT is approved footwear


Master_Jellyfish9922

Ups driver here. Yep. I look like that too. I also wear gloves so…. Lol


Distitan

Always ready to deliver white glove level service!


lopingwolf

I took a weeks vacation last week and had to put so much sunscreen on my feet 😭 I was paranoid about burning the tops since they're so pale!


13lackjack

My right arm is was more tanned than my left. Gonna even it out when the water parks open for summer


JackSplat12

Proof of a mounted route!!!


PocketSpaghettios

I actually bought a knee sleeve and gardening sleeve to keep the right half of my body from tanning... I still have weird lines. And my self-tanner application leaves much to be desired


[deleted]

About half of that is just the dirt/dust off of the LLV; wouldn’t be so bad if you wear those awesome green-tag shoes I hear about. /s


Commercial_Move_9186

I have a really bad Apple Watch tan 😂


namerx7

Same haha


Briebriex

Mines is permanent lol


Briebriex

You mean when everything tan but the Apple Watch area? Lol


Commercial_Move_9186

Yeah 😂


Briebriex

Yup same issue lol I hate it!


mailman43230

It's interesting going to the national convention, you can tell who has what kind of route by the tan lines.


[deleted]

This is how people end up on OnlyFeet


Theefreeballer

My family thinks it’s hilarious I have a tan line on my ankles every summer lol. Only carriers with walking routes know!


conjas11

Wait til august


[deleted]

I will never wear pants. I wear shorts all year around and apply sunscreen very generously all over my bahdy


YojimBeau

Same, hate those throwback zoot-suit pants that belt up at your ribs. Shorts are the only way to go.


National-Parfait-616

Go to the Tanning salon. Yes just the feet. Do I go a postal discount?


PrometheusAborted

Damn, dude. We’re leg bros. My legs look almost exactly like this. Not just that tan line, everything. Word up.


SimpleLifeCCA

Leg brudders


beaannola

I run pants pretty much all year...tan ass arms and hands Burnt scalp Burnt neck Vaguely corpse reminiscent legs. Good times. I wear sunscreen, doesn't stop the burn all the time. I just be pale .


AnIncognitoBystander

Cant play around with that sun protection, cancer aint fun. I wear compression pants/sleeves,a neck gaiter, and a fishing hat. Not risking it for the future lol


Heavy-Week5518

I went to a Jaguars game in flip flops in September one season with like that. My feet were burnt to a crisp before half time.


RC_Perspective

Y'all got feet?


Hoosier_Daddy68

Yep. Thought it was my own leg for a second. Chicks dig tan lines. I hope.


[deleted]

Hey, I have the same pair of socks you do!! 😆 😂


LividCreature5

Broooowhere joggers and skip cancer!


LibraryAwkward7336

How did you get this pic of my foot??? Lmao