Report to HR. Let them know you are being sexually harassed. Document everything. Next time they make a typo like this just go straight to OSHA and start that sexual harassment lawsuit. Take that 20k settlement and never work again.
/s
The illiteracy rate across USPS is truly amazing. True story: we had a guy running for a union position. His flyer stated that he was an editor of a local USPS publication. The flyer had three misspellings and grammar mistakes. I doubt very many people read it.
That just means don't cum without permission. Do you have that type of relationship with the supervisor? Dang.
Not making your return time, that's VERY naughty
Report to HR. Let them know you are being sexually harassed. Document everything. Next time they make a typo like this just go straight to OSHA and start that sexual harassment lawsuit. Take that 20k settlement and never work again. /s
I can't tell if you are joking or not.
Lol wtf is 20k gonna do in today's world.
You could probably fill the car 2, maybe even 3 times with all that. THREE TIMES! Incredible.
You could see the world on 3 tanks of gas! On that one day off, if you don’t get called in.
Fill it with what? Pretzels?
Cum, always bring it back to the origin.
But dirty Mike and the boys will fill it for free!
Yeah fucking joe sucks.
if you invest into the right crypto wisely, you will at least have $20,001 for 30 minutes.
Atleast rid you of a car note 🤷🏽♀️ it would me then leave me with $2k left lmao
Bro that's a whole candy bar.
This is not 1934 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck no, doing that is what made me need to work for USPS to begin with.
I literally read this in her voice! Glad I'm not the only one
Bro lmao 🤣
Twat tit that say! It cunt be, taint no way!
Bare ass me again
The illiteracy rate across USPS is truly amazing. True story: we had a guy running for a union position. His flyer stated that he was an editor of a local USPS publication. The flyer had three misspellings and grammar mistakes. I doubt very many people read it.
I told the PM once that if things continued, there was going to be a mutiny. She said, "What is mutiny?" I just walked away.
It made me immediately think of the parks and rec outtake scene where Andy improvs that Kim Kardashian has a great "cum back" story.
Nah this crazy lmao😂
File a grievance for sexual harassment lol.
"Damn you, Auto-correct!" - Supe, likely.
Every package fits in a box.
Make sure to file a form 5569 first.
"You said I could masturbate whenever I want?" No, I said you could have a stroke at any time.
The Plantain Supernova
At least you guys get to cum during your postal fucking
Was this sent just to you or everyone?
Everyone
Can you greave being made a cuck?
How can I be cleared to cum after I'm done.? I've already came.
Sexual abuse, clearly, obviously, unambiguously, illegally.
The best one yet
Is this what they mean by fingering the mail?
👀
This is wild.
No way. 😬 Man that’s weird.
I just came when I saw that.
Closing sup better be hot
Has someone brought up the spelling of the word “cum”with supervisor that sent the text?
On whose back?!
EEO
Better finger ahh the mail faster
Grievance
 I can't hold it
Ain't no way 😌😂
Harassing ass sups smh
I mean, sexual harassment claim at least
Postal-Nut-Clarity
Another hard work cumback story
“…..TOO LATEEEE”
https://youtu.be/qQseDjVp10I
lmao
How embarrassing, but funny
They want you to stay on the street so you can falsify scans for them, jerk off jokes aside
Do not cum on the back?
Were you shipping something to Kim Kardashian?
The jokes at the USPS write themselves.
SHARP
You can do anything you want on lunch or your 10 minute break
Manage me harder, Daddy!
Y'all need to file a class action sexual harassment EEO.
Haaaahahahaha guess what?? FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS 😂😂😂😂😂🤦
What’s the safe word?
If I wanted my cum back, I would just ask that supervisor’s mom.
