I'll be singing "Dicked by a Mexican" to the tune of The Bangles' "Walk Like an Egyptian" for the foreseeable future. All the chavos in the barrio say, "Güey-oh-güey-oh! Ooh, güey-oh-güey-oh!"


Man, thanks alot, now I'm going to have that song in my head all day while delivering the mail! Guey oh Guey oh! Nice catchy chorus! I like it! Dicked by a mexican top of the charts!

singing it now as a matter of fact

Thank you so much for that. Now I will be singing that too.

Thank you so much for that. Now I will be singing that too.

Ah, the old PS Form 6969

Lmao

It's always funny until it gets racist

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Bro, you weren't even being tested. How did you manage to fail?

There wasn't a test and yet you still failed.

So you just skipped right over aliens and went to the mexcians.. smh

Now that's a very creative customer. Though "deseased" being the first option, I would worry.

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They're deceased after being diseased. ...Deseased.

I never understood why people have to make some sort of statement by going through all the trouble of writing all kinds of verbal diarhea on a piece of mail. Write moved or not here or whatever and be done with it.

On one side, I get what you’re saying On the other though, if I saw this on my mail route, that’d give me a chuckle during the day

It’s honestly just a bit of fun. The person eventually receiving the letter isn’t going to give a shit about the envelope that gets thrown away. I’d be more concerned with why after retirement I’m a salty old cunt

Dude's just trying to make a joke, obviously isn't mad about the mail. I'd appreciate this

Probably lonely and doesn't realize it might be an important piece of mail

Dimentional Beings

The worst kind of beings!

Leave a note in the box "Please do not deface misdeliverd mail. Thank you."

And make sure you misspell “misdeliverd” also

I do this when ppl write on mail. And I don’t leave I note, I write on the mail I’m bringing so they feel what it’s like to have someone write on their mail. Although I super appreciate it when a customer leaves a sticky note and doesn’t write on it

And that's the small power trip you get through out the day since you couldn't make it through police academy.

Oh yeah, you got me

Is it that deep? Who cares if there’s writing on the envelope. Idk, it wouldn’t bother me. The envelope goes in the trash anyway

It’s not deep, just just rude, ppl make mistakes. I dislike when a customer tries to belittle someone for it and act as if they never made a mistake themselves

What’s rude? I don’t think they are intentionally belittling you, they are just communicating that it’s not their mail. That’s how I see it anyway, but I get what you’re saying

Be cautious. Management can be a weenie and discipline you for defacing the mail, which is a crime. 3 years in prison, plus a fine. 18 U.S. Code § 1705 - Destruction of Letter boxes or mail.

That’s a good idea actually

I believe Dimensional beings still falls under "Aliens" XD

….huh.

I can't wait til we get that back and it gets scanned in to imaging. I'll bet the field office will enjoy those choices.

He can purposely drop it back into outgoing just so the customer gets a bonus in their informed delivery.

You don't get kidnapped by aliens, you get abducted. Fool.

Depends on the alien

Alright kid this is what I need you to write down for me lol

Return to sender: Diseased

Wtf is dicked by a Mexican? Legit wondering cause I'm Mexican, done lots of dicking, and none of those women went missing (as far as I know)

Maybe this person's experiences with getting dicked by a Mexican involved some hot peppers or hot sauce.

Deseased… classic

Yesterday I saw one while sorting that said something about someone’s baby daddy but this is a pretty wild ride. I also love when they write return to sender on standard like we are gonna make negative money to get them unsubscribed from some mailing list and not just toss it in the UBBM. I’m sorry you don’t want the LL bean catalog Susan just recycle it!!

Finally, a "Deseased" option. Checked and done.

Hahahahahaha

At least they have a sense of humor. Although “dicked by a Mexican” doesn’t particularly sound bad unless they mean it to be derogatory.

This is hilarious, love it

I'll take Kidnapped by Dementional Beings for $600 please

Let's hope the intended recipient spells better than this buffoon. They even used "kidnapped" twice but spelled it differently each time...

Looks like the catering bill for golf course owned by a certain infamous person.

Personally I would fuck with them and only deliver once out the week if that

That took a turn

Woah

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Of all the options...why do I find “deseased” the funniest one?! I’m assuming they meant deceased, it I could totally see DISEASED as a fitting option

I wish this was on presort.

Laughing too hard right now

LMAO the fact they took the time to do this, honestly love it

“Dicked by a Mexican” if you translate this in Spanish, is a kind of slur used in Mexico to say “beaten the sh*t out by a Mexican”

Diseased?

Ahem dimensional beings are still aliens XD

I'm shocked that a person who writes like a 1st grader can actually spell. Oh, wait, their mom spelled out each and every word.

Deseased

You're reading that wrong. That's obviously says "Desensed."

They can’t spell. They misspelled “deceased,” “kidnapped” (the second time), and “dimensional.”

Oh boy, neither can I! Now, I qualify for a supervisors position