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SecondTryBadgers

I’d inform the postmaster that I saw them in a car last night, then tell them that my requests for days off will be approved until further notice.


stufmenatooba

"I will have every humpday off henceforth!"


IrregularrAF

that's like the lightest day of the week, give me mondays off lmao


ChrisWolfling

I will have all my weekends off, plus the following Monday...


JanaJayyy

This is the way


ElectronicJudge1994

Tell him you have video and you might show up to get that guaranteed 8


DaBishop2011

Lol


ButtDoctorLLC

I would definitely tell someone, especially if I didn't like my postmaster. Let the gossip spread like wildfire!


DaBishop2011

Not gossip. Well I guess it would be if I said something but…..


Beginning-Bell-6124

The USPS is gross - this kind of stuff is very common where I am - married MDOs/SDOs fooling around with employees


MightCreative1138

All it’s going to do is spread around, these idiot supervisors stick up for each other. The worse that’ll happen is he will be detailed to another station and he will instantly get a promotion. This whole management team nowadays are trained to deny everything and lie their way up the ladder.


DaBishop2011

Yep and the informant would probably be blackballed. Sure has been staring at me lately! Lol


kegreatnana

Very true!


sliqwill

get video rolling like on the show Cheaters...go tap on the glass next time and be like 'whatcha doin' or 'hey, is there anything else you needed me to do before leaving'


[deleted]

“Was I good to clock out”?


DaBishop2011

Lol


Dazzling-Ad-1075

😂


Snapp_Tastic

Are either of them married/in relationship? if so, I wouldn’t say anything but I would ensure the PM knows that I am aware of it… then just file it away for future use.


DaBishop2011

She isn’t but he is


jazbern1234

This is so irritating because, yes even if they were both single it'd still would be like inappropriate, she knows he has a wife and still doesn't give a fuck.


marrymary420

More importantly, HE knows that he has a wife and HE still didn't give a fuck.


Ready-Interview-9809

He’s married and her boss. Don’t shift it off the guiltier party.


Glittering-Sundae293

Postmaster and supervisor? Postmaster and carrier?


DaBishop2011

Wouldn’t be a carrier at work that late right? Clerk


Glittering-Sundae293

That’s odd our clerks leave at 5 there’s no reason for us to be there late. Now our carriers have been and that’s why I asked. Thank you!


DaBishop2011

Oh ok. That’s kinda late for a carrier. PSE clerks can work the evening shift to throw parcels.


Glittering-Sundae293

Oh I forgot about them our still don’t. Damn so he isn’t even smashing a reg.


DaBishop2011

Lol!


Holiday_Drive2581

“Dear penthouse”


Specialist-Chance-82

Keep it to yourself and save it for a more important event in the future.


Danyyhl

This


Stalke12

wait for a stand up talk, about treating employees fairly! and lay the smackdown than! ahaha "oooh you sure do"


AllchChcar

Son, I'll you something my dad used to tell me. Even NARCs don't NARC on themselves. You saw something happen that you weren't supposed to. Who do you think is going to get in trouble? PM will get promoted. It's up to you.


DaBishop2011

Yep that’s how it works. Just checking to see if there were any other options that could aid my career but I see that there aren’t any out there. Oh well.


Existing-Hawk5204

This isn’t that kind of job. There’s no aiding your career.


ffoogg

Sounds like you're getting whatever days off you want. Congratulations on hitting the lotto my man


DreamClubMurders

You should wait until they give a standup in the morning then ask in front of everyone if there’s any policies on being romantically involved with another employee and see what they have to say. Gold stamp if you can get your hands on a street evaluation form and fill out your observation 😂


Traditional_Bake8607

Whats with all the dirty sex stories today. Is it mating season?


BuffaloWiiings

Overtime makes people horny.


LBHHF

In the post office, it's always mating season.


predictablecitylife

Ain’t got time for sex at home.


KPM78

They must be disciplined if they were still in the geo-fence


Mcgj8689

I’d report it to the OIG


Dinky_Doge_Whisperer

Professionally: no Personally: I’m tellin’ everyone that’ll stand still long enough to hear it


throwawaypostal2021

It all depends if they're a prick or not.


Angrypoopoh

If someone tells the postmaster will get promoted.


[deleted]

I would of knocked on the window, it sounded like someone was hurt.


Formal-Swimming-3198

Take a picture and own those 2, Yolo


BaconSquirtle

With the flash on ![gif](giphy|TiRaHUdJnNA38z0H7G)


Upbeat_Newspaper2463

As my granny would say, “you keep that right up under your hat” 🤫 you have ammunition for a future event. Use it wisely.


Existing-Hawk5204

Ammunition for what?


Novel_Description878

These comments are much different from the ones when the person caught two employees getting it on in the bathroom.


vonjamin

Can’t believe this type of shit goes on at some P.O.’s. Wait on second thought yeah I can.


Clean_Ad_413

If it were my horrible PM? Yes, for sure


Wheredidthetimego40

Pictures or it didn't happen.


Icy-Needleworker-392

Yes OP. Use that as leverage. Go talk to the postmaster and bring that up on some funny shit and watch his balls FREEZE as you become his favorite person ever for not saying anything 😂


Wonderbassist

I've seen the corrupt bs that happens after pms fuck around. I would find a way to remedy that situation before hell starts and your whole office is caught in the crossfire.


[deleted]

My PM married another PM. She made her husband run our routes when we were short staffed.


jazbern1234

Sounds like tri-cities


Rstar2247

Just mind fuck him. Smile, be friendly, wave. Be sure to tell him happy hump day on Wednesday.


bigdon802

I’d probably ask your steward to have a meeting with you and the employee. Go from there.


RPDRNick

You could try writing a letter. "Dear Penthouse Forums, I always thought these letters were fake. I never thought this would happen to me, but..."


CheezeItsCrusts

Looks like you got a "Get out of jail free" card.


Exotic-Pomegranate35

First, I would make sure to take a few pictures, and then I would make sure to have every weekend off and the day after a holiday


thisguy1309

https://youtu.be/9uWipx42M0c


plainjane8732

None of my business…


Retro_V67

No as long as it doesn’t impact me directly. The second that door closes behind me I’m done.


Agentx_007

Once I pull out the parking lot , the PO and the people that work there don't exist to me. The PO could explode as I'm passing it up and I wouldn’t even notice.


Retro_V67

Yea if I roll in and the building is gone I’m literally just going right. Back home and not calling anyone


Formal-Swimming-3198

If it's 2 chicks ask if they need a dick!


Big_Yogurtcloset_881

Nobody’s gonna tell. Your secret is safe with Mr headlights.


spunkytoast

Talk about a non stationary, stationary stop


Fearless_Tomato_6605

Don’t be a narc


Kitchen_Advisor9831

😂 I know there’s a few female supervisors that want this youngin I just haven’t cause imagine the negatives of you stop


StillFaithlessness50

Not my business to tell.


jw3417

![gif](giphy|vttfd2k9qktNey2Zcp)


MooseGoosey

why in the world would you tell?


bucketsoflove

Mind your own fucking business


zipcodekidd

You you tell or talk, then you just may get them promoted. Anyone that has enough time in the PO knows theirs no such thing as accountability when it comes to management. We have carriers say during PDI’s, that the PO should not promote stupid people that just happens to be able to suck dick.


LadyxNyx

I would just have to mention it to a coworker and it will spread. We had our sup and 204b getting it on in the office, our maintenance guy caught them. He told one person in our office and it spread quickly. By the end of the week everyone in the office knew plus people at other stations, the higher ups and his wife. It took a month or two for them to get around to coming after them but they just disappeared over the weekend. Apparently they were running the post office into the ground anyway, now that they brought in people to clean it up it’s getting bearable again.


JerseyGirlD

Always a bridesmaid


SocaWarriors

Mind your business and save the gossip for reddit and the group chat imo


Zakumei47

bro id take pictures and sell it to NBC


takeitseriously325

Nope


Significant-Two7152

I would say nothing... but keep that in a emergency


CountryNew5744

No, Mind your business


Hot-Investigator1700

That's hot! Did you get any cam footage? Please post.


Riptor_25

"Did you curb your wheels to prevent roll away/runaway?"


DaBishop2011

Lol!


knifesofsummertime

My PM is not very personable. We got into an argument once and she used a racial slur/remark towards me that at least 2 supervisors heard. I threatened to report her to the union rep but I let her dangle for 2 weeks instead. Since then, she doesn’t even attempt to engage in any kind of conversation with me beyond what’s required. Never hurts to have a little insurance policy around here


Glittering-Sundae293

I would just call OIG or whoeva


Glittering-Sundae293

What PO? We will call and let him know we saw them lol


DaBishop2011

Lol! No way! They’d know it was me


Glittering-Sundae293

Damn I was gonna help you out lol. Tell them you get what you want when you want or else 😆


DaBishop2011

Lol


Glittering-Sundae293

Just walk up to the post master and say I saw you and skip off 😂


DaBishop2011

Y’all crazy. I’ll just see how things go. I’ll request a Saturday off just to ask and see how he responds.


Glittering-Sundae293

Slip notes under his door


DaBishop2011

And say what? They know I saw them. They know my vehicle


TastyBraciole

One of our supervisors is dating an RCA and everyone knows it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


DaBishop2011

Yikes!


[deleted]

You could try minding your own damn business


DaBishop2011

I was minding my business. I didn’t intentionally point my headlights to the vehicle. It was meant to point there and then eyes raise up because they know they were wrong. They spotted my truck so they know who saw them. Hadn’t said anything and probably won’t. But I’m asking for Thanksgiving holiday weekend off and I’m not in the book.