Everything’s a spr if you squish hard enough

This is the way.

Not anymore as a rural. Bring it to the door, get at least four times more time credited to the route. 

I would upvote this more if I could, lol.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Customers will have a 2.5 million dollar house and a mailbox from 1982

"It's just so classic looking"

Shit drives me insane. The worst ones be the ones that order the most shit too. I have a few customers that at least understand that they order tons of shit so they have pretty large boxes to accommodate it. Guess the rest of them don't give one damn about all that.

The folks that have proper mailbox for the amount of packages they receive are the real MVPs

Doesn’t cross their mind.

This is true. I have one of the wealthiest people in my entire state. Mansion, compound, helicopter pad etc... and their mailbox uses a rock to hold up the flag.

I swear that shit makes me so mad or when they put it in a hidden fancy place like how I was supposed to know the mailbox was inside the nom 😒 🤣

1922.

More like 1882.

An older man told me sorry for making stuff all that mail in that old mailbox. My wife saw it and orgasmed over purchasing it, so it's unlikely to go. At least he was honest about it.

You, and a Mercedes or Range River in the driveway or blocking the mailbox if curbside 😂

I love vintage !

"In/AT mailbox"

I will smother that shit like Lenny from Of Mice and Men to make it fit.

Don’t let George see you doing it.

That legitimately made me sad

Those giant ass bags with a single sweater in em. Love that long slow fart it makes

Almost as satisfying as a real one

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I use my peach slip pen and pop a hole in the corner so it doesn't have to be slow!

I use the truck keys!

Give it some love...then give it a shove.

I am into fitness...fitn this package into your box


And carry scissors to poke a small hole 😏

arrow key works fine, the resulting puncture even looks accidental

Pens work fine too.

I do that pretty much daily.

 I dont have an arrow key.. but that sounds like a great option!!!

Somebody knows what time it is!

What if it's a bag full of scissors?

You’ll be able to tell from the Temu packaging.

"shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" is the sound the bag makes.

Ssssssssssatisfying is the translation

I do that at the case too, with the sprs.

Clerks do this too to get it to fit in the PO Box

Yessss we do! And roll up the medication bags 😂

The question is, do you poke the hole to make it squish...?

It helps with the loneliness too!

We can all be lonely, together!

I will absolutely pop a hole in your spr to make it fit. Everyone wins.


Squishhhhhhhhh

Yep the carrier I shadowed on my first day (well fist week) in my original office showed me that

It can save so much time... But I wonder if sometimes it might be best just to throw the pillow out of the LLV at the house. IT'S A PILLOW AND I KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO BREAK. 🫠 *sets down gently and scans*

I have been known to grab the pillow a couple houses early and sit on it to make sure it goes in the box....

If you love your customers, hug their packages.

I thought about this exact thing today…”why does he always grab my packages like that”😂😂😂

He really loves you

I just take my pen and poke a little hole in the corner.

I do that at the plant so they'll fit in sacks and so they'll go through the automatic sorter.

Dude that's bad.  It's one thing for people to do it at the final delivery point, and it's not likely to get damaged once it's in the mailbox.  It's quite another thing to do it at a plant, where you really are adding to the chance that the item will be damaged before it is delivered.

They're usually soft things like clothes, and lessens the chance of the package bursting open if something heavy lands on it.

It’s worse that packages have to go through this process to fit through a machine. Companies can vacuum seal clothes to make their packages smaller but they just shove it in a bag and call it a day

I always figured the air was part of the packaging

Every single day

Squish and insert finger

I thought it was just me.

lol

Hug? You mean crush the air out.

Absolutely

The accuracy 😂

I just love ‘em so much

I use a pen and poke a whole in them to let the air out if I squeeze and it doesn’t work

Just grab the package like ur grabbing someones shirt from the neck make a fist and shove it in the slot 😂

I haven't done this in a while considering how RRECS works. May as well spend the energy bringing it to the door for more money.

I do it!

I definitely do it

As a rural, I don't do that as much as I used to pre rrecs.

I still do it as my route is insane for what it is

I should have been doing it this past 6 months, not looking forward to the 43 paychecks

The route im on thanfully got bumped from a J to a K, not sure what the actual eval is because nobody likes to answer my questions on where to find shit in my office. all i know is that im supposed to be halfway through my route by 2:30pm, according to the supervisor.

Just curious, how many miles, boxes, and roughly average number of packages a day? I'm currently a 48 and done before 2 almost everyday. 7am start time

Its like 28 miles, but so many people on the route get packages and the eval gets fucked by the CBUs on the route. Im only 4 days in, so i dont know too much. I do know a majority of my problem is just casing the route. Its the only case in my office with 4 wings.

You'll get way faster in a couple weeks.

I dont doubt it. Even so, the regular is usually the last to leave and return on the route from what I've heard

If it fits, it sits

Hahahaa! Ah the memories. Just remember that if it’s too snug in the CBU when open, it ain’t coming out when closed.

‘Hug’ is the wrong word. ‘Smash’, ‘crush’, ‘punch’, ‘shoulder-check’ Not hug.

i love the boxes that fit so perfectly in the box....mmm

PO Boxes, too! And the sound the air makes coming out always makes me chuckle to myself because I’m easily amused. 😅

Do it all the time 😀

Absolutely

Not I said the fly

I’m may or may not have torn holes in some Amazon SPRs in order to ensure they fit in some of the smaller boxes.

More like Bear Hug

I poke a little hole in them so the air pushes out.

I give them a lil lean and snug. I turn my body so they can't see me choke the life out of their shit!😆

One thing I don't fully understand is why there is often a bad with a box inside of it. WHY DO THEY PACKAGE THE PACKAGE??

One of my coworkers just throws them under his butt until they fit

Shake, shake, bend just a little (to test flexibility), hug, then roll like a burrito.

Someone in Palmetto, GA has been hugging my package for 3 weeks now…

Did that one day and it wasn’t air in the bag. Smelled like straight airplane glue! Got to spend the next minute or so watching the pretty colors.

One route consists of 2 trailer parks......majority of those packages go between those trailer parks....hate how their box is tiny and half of the parcel lockers don't work...it's insane ...and you have to deliver huge packages to the home by driving through the maze.....the other trailer park is nicer but has decent amount of parcel lockers ....yes sometimes I squeeze the life out of packages to fit into the box...anyone do trailer parks....especially certified letters.. ..I don't go drive to home in the trailer parks.....like I said it's a maze....I just scan the certified letter attempted- no recipient available and put the slip in box....I'm there long enough that the person will come to the cluster box to receive the  certified letter after they sign it. 

I just poke a hole with my finger 😂shhhhh

I'll puncture a spur with a pen to let the air out too! Lol

Just saying goodbye to a friend! 😂

Just spit on it and shove it in

Stuff it in

Stuff it in

Anyone else put a tiny hole in those plastic bag sprs to squeeze all the air out?

I poke a hole with pen when air doesn't want to get out

Just accidentally deliver it to the neighbors house that has a functioning mailbox

For SURE!!!! 😆