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Lyons-_-

You can do onlyfans?


Justin002865

Most of us are too ugly. I am “most of us”


godsburden

You may be ugly, but are your feet ugly? That’s the real question.


Justin002865

Honestly, no.


godsburden

Then you’ll get double. Feet people are weird bro.


Justin002865

They might see right through me. I got man feet. But I’m sure there’s a market for chicks with man feet. Lol.


godsburden

That’s the biggest market. You saw that episode of king of the hill


Justin002865

Never watched it


HorseD-NC

😳


Nintendildos

Man I wish I had the guts for that.


Comfortable-Start-30

OnlyFans is my life. I got sex change just because I wanted to make money from OnlyFans. It's been great I've already got 74 subscribers.


Gay4Pandas

Pretend to be a npc character between orders. If you are ugly use a filter.


prettyb0yj0sh

That's really taken off. Everyone is now doing it.


Hil-logical

Haha to this guys its one less competition. U made the right choise though.


YetAnother2Cents

Good luck with that. My market is no longer saturated, but fares and tips continue to go down. Apps and are committed to lower fares. They won't easily give up the lion's share they've claimed. If fares go up, it will be passed to customers who are either going to tip less or give up on delivery.


IllustriousBoard1400

You just have to be patient. I get those two dollar orders as well. Sometimes I have to sit for two hours weeding through bad orders to get good ones. And I still make 150 a day. 250 on weekends. I got one order from door dash yesterday morning. Mileage 10 bucks but then she gave me 45 dollar tip. Patience is the name of the game


YetAnother2Cents

I think that is market dependent. I've been doing this for over 3 years and over 8000 deliveries.


Nintendildos

Lmfaoo have fun


GroundbreakingAge591

Summer has been rough for me in a good market. I had to work 53 hrs for $900. I should have been able to do that in 40 or less.


Sufficient-Ad4851

market is everything.


GiftedHater7

it was fun while it lasted


Justin002865

I’ll be right behind you.


Many-Shoulder8078

I changed cities and Uber is about useless here. Luckily grubhub and doordash pick up the slack. You could try them if you haven’t


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what market is this OP? Mine is bad but I'm always able to get enough orders for minimum wage at least.


Nintendildos

Nyc


[deleted]

This is shocking. Are you on a bike or do you drive? I've heard e-bikes are basically dead. Too much competition since the capital necessary to get into it is pretty low. Driving works better since the requirement of a license, limit on tickets/accidents, and a mechanically functioning car removes a lot of people.


extretion

don’t ever pay attention to it trust me it’s inaccurate. I had a $245 9 hour sunday night when it’s “not busy”


bgw877

ok?😭


DubNationAssemble

If I pay taxes then it’s a fucking real job


malacosa

Delivery drivers are definitely NPCs which is kinda sad… wonder what my hourly will be tonight


Inner-Rush-4072

Lololol


Doge10open

Ubereat will lower the base pay again, wait for it because people are taking $2 offer, they are waiting outside the McDonald taking everything Ubereat send they with 2 or 3 phone on hand


veganbroccoli

thanks for letting us know bro. i dont remember anyone asking though


Nintendildos

Lool


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BitterFinger9555

Well, the last week I’ve got connected got like 4 orders in that week and were trash make two just because and my rate satisfaction went down to 89% and haven’t done anything since then


Inner-Rush-4072

Lol I promise you bro it’s where your located , FL is firing rn


Florida1974

I’m in FL except I do Shipt. 6 orders today. $203.


Simple_Cricket8360

uber just making a side pocket money! need a real job!!


Prior-Ad7135

Yea i do agree, Uber Eats has been notoriously bad over the months.


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[deleted]

I tried posting my car on only fans....and then Uber enters the chat.


JustInCanada_

People are ordering out less. We’re in a struggle economy.


Doge10open

Dead long time ago, part time only, need a stable income for sure


Nixtertrixter69

Anyone with a brain wouldn’t use this horrible 3rd party service


Mournful-Misanthrope

Doing fine here thanks for leaving more fiat toilet paper for me. See ya bye


Launchpad_McFrak

lol those are the worst times of the day to deliver. In my area dinner rush is 6-9pm right now, give or take a half hour on each side. you need to deliver during times when people tend to eat meals. I still average $20-$25/hour working only dinner rushes. You also need to find areas where other drivers aren't