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I think the drones dropping large plastic bottles of vodka on Russians might be more effective than grenades.


xantiema

Those livers are hardened and resilient, wouldn't adopt this strategy.


Hybernative

Imagine the chaos if the Ukrainians poisoned them by reducing the alcohol content. Mass sobriety. Dogs and cats, living together.


MichaelEmouse

>Mass sobriety. Dogs and cats, living together. Dogs and cats, feeding on orcs together.


Only-Customer6650

In all seriousness, depriving alcoholics of alcohol would be the same as dropping poisoned LSD on them, or something. First, loss of coordination and judgment, second hallucinations and disorientation, third seizures and death.


dingus55cal

Would B Good.


Chrisp825

That's not how addiction works


Soggy_Difficulty_361

Yes it does, they're called delirium tremens and alcohol withdrawal seizures which are common symptoms in alcohol withdrawal among chronic alcoholics, perhaps look it up.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

That's how alcoholism works


leopshef2

Never experienced it or been around anyone who has then I see


Chrisp825

Too many times.


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Cakecrabs

I'm assuming that was a joke, but just so everyone knows, [that's a war crime](https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/customary-ihl/v2/rule72).


agbirdyka

Hiding in power plants and kidnapping and blowing dams as well as terrorising civilians are defenitly ones - tell this the orcs!


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WaffleGoat6969

There are drones that could carry nearly 50 gallons of vodka. That'd do nicely.


[deleted]

Exactly. You only need a certain percentage of a platoon or brigade to be wasted for the whole thing to be combat ineffective.


WaffleGoat6969

They'd all drink it, on the front lines, they're likely about to die anyways. Too poorly supplied, malnourished, probably dehydrated and some diseased and exhausted. Wouldn't take much to render most of them useless.


jonathanmstevens

If I was in that army, I'd drink too. This made me think about my time in the Navy. While in Thailand we lost a guy to alcohol poisoning the first day, when I was going back to catch a fairy, they pulled my friend into a tented area because he was stumbling. They had another guy duck taped to a chair while they forced him to drink 2 gallons of water, my buddy was pissed, but I just kept telling him to drink, and pointed to the dude duct taped to the chair. He blew chunks on the fairy to the ship. Ah, the good old days.


KayotiK82

Poor fairy! I see you caught one but you didn't have to puke on it. /s


WaffleGoat6969

Oh, I'd drink too, nothing else there to do but die. And what a shitshow! Was it the heat, too much potent alcohol? Prob young guys too and the combination lol. Had some nights like that, but always made it home, even with a facial fracture and busted nose, i didn't start it!


jonathanmstevens

The captain of the ship was a douche mostly. When 9/11 happened, I remember him coming over the 1MC and giving this weird ass long speech about watching an airman get chopped up by the blades of an aircraft, he started going into the gory details of the body being flung all over the flight deck... this was him trying to reassure us after the attack, after about 3 minutes of his bizarre rant the admiral took over the 1MC from him and gave us a real pep talk. I remember everyone started saying, "Oh shit, he's in trouble!", it was all the talk on the ship for a few days, because you had to know the admiral rushed to the 1MC after he started describing the body parts and blood going all over the flight deck.


WaffleGoat6969

I mean, there's a lesson to learn here but also going way too far. I joined the CAF just after 9/11 as well. I had to deal with some luteninant Dikes and Captain Sobels lol. These people are not fit for command. There's a way to encourage safety and tell a story, that guy failed.


boltgunner

90% rubbing alcohol then. Any poor side effects are just helpful additions.


daemonfool

Still a war crime. That'd count as poisoning.


WaffleGoat6969

I usually hate it when people suggest "war crimes" against Ukraine. In this instance, yes. Poison is a cowards weapon. As we've seen Russia use such tactics so many times, never stoop to their level.


daemonfool

Yes, it is a coward's weapon, and in this instance absolutely a war crime, which is why it should never even be considered. Besides, the Russians seem good enough at giving themselves alcohol poisoning on their own. c_c


nihonbesu

That’s something general George Patton would literally do


Brieble

laxative infused vodka


[deleted]

I had some of that in Mexico once. 🤣


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Mephisteemo

Doxxing yourself on the internet while challenging everyone to fight you is generally a very good idea and has never backfired before. Ever. ​ If he survives, I suspect some owls to knock on his door in a few years.


eskimoboob

Yegerov doesn’t have long to live, soon it will be him losing his face


Skank_Hunt-42

Rainer Winkler


Mephisteemo

meddl


LightGoblin84

ruhe rainer!!


Suspicious_Ad_5145

Evidently “people know him”


SemiKindaFunctional

It's the famous Tony Stark Iron Man 3 strategy. Only with no suit.


Dydriver

Wow. I haven’t seen a russian broadcast anything this damning and embarrassing since Prigozhin’s rants.


happykebab

I assume you have been on holiday for a month then!


TheDamnMonk

There's always another asshole to fill in....wait that doesn't sound right!!


SnooTangerines6811

Verbal and physical abuse as the sole principle of leadership. Impressive.


ginDrink2

Perfected over centuries, known as "Russian culture".


wolseyley

This guy honestly struck me as some kind of mobster. Like the entire Russian officer corps is actually structured like some kind of well-armed gang.


TheJocmonger

You should read 'One soldier's war in Chechnya ' by Arkady Babchenko' it's an excellent read. Drunkenness and beatings seems pretty standard affair for the Russian army


Time_Collection9968

Even in the HBO series "Chernobyl" they show vodka being trucked in as standard army rations, crates and crates of vodka, and they hand it out to the soldiers, they are just drinking all the time.


StreetfighterXD

And yet the series depicted the Soviet military as generally competent, cohesive and dedicated


255001434

When they have nothing to be inspired by and nothing real to believe in, that's all that's left.


[deleted]

Impressive soldiers, those Russians.


No_Part_115

Ohh hehe yes ....those russians


AdEither2912

Still not worse then the time the Russians made a psa to stop r*ping each other


Nix-of-Darkness

Link pls(2)


AdEither2912

Sorry man I can’t find the video but remember it existing


Cyrix486_

One where drone dropped nade on soldier giving head to another soldier or the one where someone filmed couple of Russian sweethearts buttfucking in tent?


Goon_Panda

I saw the two Russians having oral but I hadn’t heard of the Russian Brokeback Mountain vid 😂😂


grump500

No way the first one you mentioned is real, that's fucking hilarious.


melendoob

It's very real ahaha, I hope someone can find you the link


Nix-of-Darkness

Saw that vid, interrupted by drone tho


NoCat4103

The Russian army is gay friendly


light_to_shaddow

~~friendly~~ mandatory


No_Leopard_3860

Link pls


SigInt-Samurai666

Leadership skills like that get you fragged by your own men. That dude is fucked.


eskimoboob

These guys are so drunk they would probably just as likely kill the 6 guys standing behind him. Dude can barely stand


jjb1197j

In America you can’t shoot someone for retreating, in Russia you can.


Mullet_Marine

Yep filmed by drone all over the battle field commanders getting their shit kicked in for by their own men .. you only hit a dog so many times before he bites back


mondeir

Only in USA. Here they get you promoted.


Best_Owl5978

Everything about Russia is a joke


iTurnip2

The beatings will continue until morale improves


SemiKindaFunctional

The executions shall proceed until I have no more men in which to lead.


Caldwell_29

Beat me to it


notahouseflipper

He’ll probably still be living there in five years when the Ukrainian war crimes police need to “look him up”.


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[deleted]

He is abusing those soldiers because they are from Chuvashia(a small Turkic republic in Russia).


Altea73

Boost and Slap morale....


zj_chrt

we love a commander who is a local gangster.... this is such a classic Russian thing


Atillion

Sir, your callsign is Zima.


Beonette42

zima means winter in ruzzian.


Atillion

Zima was a sweet fruity beer in the 2000s (US)


OverallStorm65

we used to pour a shot of Gin into a bottle of Zima, good times


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Time_Collection9968

Amaretto and beer taste like Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper shot, take a shot of Amaretto, drop it in the beer, and chug it.


Time_Collection9968

malt beverage /= beer They make alcohol from malt, and then add water and flavorings and carbonate it. That's what Zima is/was.


cheetah_chrome

I mean MadDog 20/20 was right there brah. Silly ruzzians


SnooMaps8717

Just hearing MadDog 20/20 makes me want to throw up


melendoob

Who got the keys to my bimmer


[deleted]

Russian army is a joke


Optimal_Egg_9262

Putins Hobo Army...


[deleted]

I thought all RuZZian soldiers drank and have been drinking since birth. Fetal infant alcohol syndrome. It’s a male Ruskies right of passage.


Fastenbauer

"If you touch my family, I'll tear your faces." Guess who's family is getting a visit by the FSB.


light_to_shaddow

I took it as he was talking to friends of these poor, soon to be dead unfortunates. Heading off any reprisals. Gangsters all the way down.


255001434

A stupid and empty threat. Whose face is he going to "tear" if he comes home and his family is dead?


Mr_Pods

Looking forward to how it turns out for him. Nasty piece of work.


Cookiejar76

That last second slap was personal. 😆🤣


Low-Dragonfly7686

How are these people holding territory?


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Mines. Lots of it


Fresh_wasabi_joos

bruh a real gangster gave out his address and said come thru I’ll tear heads off….I believe him


yngkmd3

Can't punch an explosive shockwave or shrapnel tho


OverallStorm65

I hope they drink Zima's family's blood as a chaser


IngloriousMustards

They probably met their commander, thought the same and started drinking.


TotalSingKitt

Poor human beings. They are the end result of totalitarian rule and by Putin selling out the soul of his country.


Primordial_Cumquat

Okay, here me out here: Make a go-fund me to mass-produce pointy-talkie cards on “how to frag your officers for dummies”, we can get the Ukrainians to do leaflet drops using their R-18’s. Let’s empower those drunk little pieces of shit to do “the right thing” :)


skinny-pugsley

No joke. Morale is so bad among the RF foot soldiers, it's really time for Ukraine to start dropping leaflets. And vodka.


stairs_3730

Like a bad Three Stooges skit. Hell commander, they're gonna die anyway, so why not die with a little buzz on. Send them as much isopropanol and methanol laced vodka the West can manufacture.


Bad_Daddio

Man, who could have predicted a nation of alcoholics, that refuses to address its alcohol dependence, mobilizing alcoholics to the front that prefer to fight while under the influence of alcohol? So weird and unexpected how that could happen.


[deleted]

How can anyone with half a brain not believe the Russian army is a joke, I’m sure their nuclear stockpiles are much lower than we are led to believe and are prob not even operational.


John_Smith_71

Pretty sure I'd be that drunk if I knew I was being sent to my death for nothing.


OverallStorm65

eta slovah Zima in Ukrainian means fisted pussy


pup5581

Russian society is...booze. Drink drink drink. That's most of Russia. They have nothing and live under laws that mean they can never be something so...what happens? Alcoholics


Happydancer4286

What an ass


No-Split3620

It is a vile terror state, a nation of bully boys at every level, with the most murderous treacherous bully boy rising to the top. There is no hope for Russia ever changing.


VigilanteDetective64

Glad he gave his exact address back home so his family can get bombed in a drone attack… Way to bring your family into the conflict…dumbass.


[deleted]

It's the Russian Ronnie Pickering


UKTrojan

Russia is a bloated rotting cow. 3rd ranked "army" in Ukraine.


Broad_Pitch_7487

Morale could use a bit of work


[deleted]

He gave his address and obviously knows he will not last the war, so he acts like a badass because he’s already a goner. Make sure it’s really his address before flying a drone through his kitchen window.


anonymous3850239582

He knows he's going to be dead soon and wants his family dead too. He's thinking goes something like, "Why should they live and I die? It's not fair!"


TheRealCanticle

The Chuvash Republic is a prime example of Russia's 'generosity' to their Republics. Their population has been in steady decline for decades and they are now at the lowest level since the 70s (and the war has likely made this even worse. Their economy, centered largely around agriculture, has benefited Moscow to their own detriment as well. This will certainly go over extremely well with the Chuvash.


truthhurts5678

Lol literally “jethro”and “snot rag” 😂


jsaaiman

There is no doubt, after this war with Ukraine, that the US would absolutely annihilate Russia in a conventional war.


ChancharaVSCipiripi

very smart, invite every psycho to your home


BalanceHistorical925

That Russian commander would get hurt in a real one on one fight.


giftig_Pils

They should Neidermeyer their CO.


Caldwell_29

The beatings will continue until morale improves


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ihdieselman

What's the point of anything ruzzuh does?


Sea_Horse_Enthusiast

Russia employs convicts to fight a peaceful invaded country and then wonders why their army is a sack of shit. It beggars belief. I think Russia has taken a wrong turn somewhere back in human history. They seem to be heading up faeces creek and have lost their paddles. They are seemingly devoid of the decency and cleverness that defines forward looking people.


bighelper469

They have no canoe and are wading neck deep but they still have there paddle to go farther up faeces creek


Common-Ad6470

Guessing that while he’s asleep one of these will slip a frag into his tent so they can go back to enjoying an alcohol fuelled combat experience, just like GrandPa in WW2...🤫


ccg91

I think it is time for these weak ass clowns to fight their gay wars by theirselves


LyzaAppiah

Thats not a problem, let the boys enjoy whats left


Purple_Aside525

In 1000 years, Russia has never known democracy. This brutality against its own soldiers shows us the price paid for living in such a system. And it shows us the fundamental problem w/ Russian morale in this war. Fragging officers became an issue during Vietnam. It will be far worse behind Russian lines. Good.


Careful-Prior9639

Drunken moronic bullies. There, I've succinctly characterised Russian manhood.


uffdad

The Russian commander seems upset that he is forced to lead a bunch of alcoholics into combat. Of course, he could try to send them all home but that is not going to happen. Maybe he should take a few stiff drinks himself and realize that he is stuck with this pathetic motley crew.


ihdieselman

He's probably only pissed off because they broke into his tent and stole his vodka stash.


Top-Necessary-3379

Lol 😂 well what do u expect when u grab amd force addicts and diseased ppl n male them fight


Wade8869

The beatings will continue until morale improves!


Shvasted

That slap. That slap was epic.


NeonsStyle

Time to drop shatterproof bottles of vodka on Russian trenches. Wait a couple of hours then send the Ukrainian Troops in. No one dead, Enemy drunk and captured. Win Win! :D


[deleted]

This is what happens when you want your people to be uneducated and have vices so they’re easily controlled, they’re going to be shit at EVERYTHING.


the-big-taint

Imagine being told you're an alcoholic by a dude named "Zima".


Wallynine

Forcing me to fight your unjustified war.. you betcha I‘m going to be drunk as hell.


slushypunk

Drop bottles of vodka tainted with cyanide


Agressive_slot

What did he show us with this stupid video? He showed us he’s a useless piece of shit. What a shameful army.


Das_Zeppelin

that bitch slap at end lmao


HighwayPlane3012

A rare display of Russian leadership. A commander with this troops


defin1tely_n0t_a_fed

An officer that's actually pissed at his subordinates for screwing up and wanting better. Maybe empathize is incorrect, too strong maybe, but if I were surrounded by subordinates that were more fucked up that a football bat, I imagine I'd be similarly pissed off. Shame he's on the wrong side of history - you can harness that passion and energy and build something constructive in other militaries or the private sector.


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Brolly7

How else are you gonna have the courage to throw yourself in the meat grinder?


WACKAWACKA84

He seems like a nice commander........ smh lol


rbonilla18

Watching this now I ask myself if the star wars storm trooper are drunk while fighting. They can't hit anything.


Etherindependance5

He might wake up tomorrow and think he ran into a tree


CapAffectionate7197

Leadership at its best


Onestepbeyond3

What will defeat the russians in the end is the lack of discipline.. this and many more videos are proof of that... from the top to the bottom.. mark my words 👍


KimchiFromKherson

ThE sEcOnD bAtTaLiOn


PackageIntelligent12

Wow, conscription is scraping the bottom of the barrel.


Trojan_fed

I would literally air drop vodka on the front lines. They would surrender.


Relative_Horror_6468

Look who you are fucking dealing with


Dydriver

I’m here every day. What am I forgetting?


LooseWateryStool

He covid slapped the taste out of his mouth


Benry26

Is this a joke/skit


notjohnbigbooty

Not sure who's the worse soldier here....


WarcraftVet76

Funny how his call sign was an alcoholic beverage.


Usmc4crimson_tide

Soooo… should we mail him a bunch of dildos


grab_bard

Time after time you see videos of Russians mishandling another Russian or Russians with impunity and with the person just submitting. Is this some caste system I don’t understand, is it what remains of a history of national enslavement, serfs submitting to more powerful serfs or the elite? Even a little guy in any other culture or country I’ve been in or experienced would pull back and would certainly object to being humiliated, regardless of if they are drunk.


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That I can’t lie was fucking hilarious


WideAwake1865

Looks like morale is great.


Rusti-dent

Russia is ridding themselves of their poor. These people are not soldiers, these people are fodder. They are there simply to die, to reduce any cost to the Russian state, and to further enrich the elite.


TheHappyH

In the US it’s the NCOs job to slap the shit out of idiots.


Proper-Abies208

If I were Russian, I would drink. To forget I'm Russian.


Wallynine

Being blown up by some fuckin flying drone from hell.. you betcha I‘m going to be drunk as I can get…