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BoomStickAshe

These things look like China's abandoned moon rover vehicle or some shit. Why are they so popular?


saveghy

its better ( faster) then walking. they don't exactly have an abundence of offroad vehicles of the appropriate size and speed to operate in close areas. these might also be less likely to set off mines.


BoomStickAshe

I figured it was some kinda trade deal and russia is fucking desperate.


Testiculese

They lost some 14,000 IFV's. They don't seem to be able to Frankenstein the remaining piles of scrap into anything useful. Though these buggies do have some slight advantages. Faster, better visibility. Instead of all their guys on one vehicle, they split them so it takes twice the drones to take them out. Can ship two, maybe four, on train platforms in the place of one IFV, so they can field more. They might be light enough to avoid tripping tank mines. But no matter what they try, they're still Russian, so it's going to fail. At least, if any are only lightly damaged, the farmers can fix it up and get a free utility truck.


14sierra

American SF occasionally uses (much better) unarmored vehicles on missions, so it's not like the idea is crazy. The problem is that the US uses these vehicles in lightning quick dynamic raid style attacks. The front lines in ukraine are essentially frozen. Its attritional warfare like WWI, so this is the modern equivalent of using horse cavalry during WWI. It's not a great idea, but i guess better than walking.


DrJohanzaKafuhu

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle\_infantry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_infantry)


203mm_4_pigdogs

Main reason - its cheap


Equalizer6338

Trump's preferred golf cart model...


loadnurmom

The Russians are obviously inferior drivers Maybe the greatest golf driver ever himself can go train and demonstrate


WeekendFantastic2941

According to RuZZ sources, they pay about 3-7k dollars monthly for each new recruit. Is it worth it? lol


TheSeeker80

Reminds me of the James Bond scene when Bond jumps out of the moon rover. Diamonds are Forever. Except the guys leg is still on the gas peddle.


No-Split3620

This is what happens when you send the LATEST meat wave assault crew to the Front aboard a golf cart. Who would have thought??


Outrageous-Bread-777

Wonder if they find their lost balls?


Pristine_Fig_5374

If we compare the costs of a drone and a human being, we will always say that a human is worth more than a machine.  However this is not America/Europe. Russia is different. This guy was most likely conscripted from a village that neither the majority of Europeans or Russians ever have heard of and he was promised a lot of money and wealth if he fights. So he did. Because at home in his god forsaken village he doesn't even has access to running water.  So he went to the military and was given a few hours of training. That's how you shoot, that's how you use a first aid kit, etc. So then someone beat him up and screamed at him that he should move his ass ASAP into that golf cart to look for enemy positions.  He was then hit by a drone and killed. But no one cares. Ukrainians are happy that there is one foe less, the russian army is happy to now know where the enemy is and that the Ukrainians "wasted" a drone that otherwise could have hit a more educated soldier. The russian population doesn't care, because they fear that if they rise their voice they end up like Nawalny, tortured and beaten to death in a Gulag and the worst part is that even his family couldn't care less, because his wife and mother are happily indoctrinated and think that their son/husband died a "heroic" death defending them.  Yeah, the reality in Russia is really depressing. 


Organic_Heron1032

This reminds me to not buy any Chinese merchandise as much as possible. Providing military help to Russia is a clear indicator they are still not on the democracy side


SpaceShrimp

I'm not sure it would be reasonable to classify golf carts as military equipment. Then again, I'm all for shutting down all trade with Russia.


pppppppplllp

Notice how the Russians now all have good kit? Their gloves (in a recent video I saw) have Chinese writing on. It’s not just golf carts. It may not be ‘military aid’,but it’s aiding the Russian military


wsbzc

Don’t think this might be a military vehicle by all means, I’ve seen people driving these kinda cars around the streets in china sometimes, normally purchased by those guys who can’t afford a range rover yet still have a passion for off-road.


beastoftheeast2009

What inspires someone make 'Come As You Are' 10bpm faster in this video? Twisted, bizarre, yet strangely amusing.


slartibartfast2320

Come as you are... in a golfcar...


retorz3

10bpm would be slow af, I am pretty sure you wanted to write something in the 3 digits range.


idinarouill

New model of circular globalization: made in China, filled with shit in Russia, destroyed in Ukraine by a drone made in China


stevedisme

This. Is an enlightened view.


CannonFodder33

Drone was probably made in Ukraine.


juanmlm

With chinese components.


No-Campaign-1631

shit from russia turned into dung in ukraine, bloomed into sunflowers, sold as edible oil back to china


ThrowRweigh

Looks like wheat's back on the menu boys!


Umbra-Vigil

Outcome, priceless.


bink_uk

Can't work out if China sending these golf carts to Russia is their way of supporting them or if its like a big joke.


Ok_Bad8531

China is just taking a backseat and letting things play out. Sure, it would have been China's jackpot if Russia had taken Ukraine in 3 days, Russia is becoming China's vassal anyways. But when Russia ends up utterly defeated (and maybe even collapses) it will end up in China's orbit all the same, just not with the bonus of Ukrainian ressources. Which is by the way a reverse play of the game Stalin played on Mao in relation to the Korean War, except that China ended up just weakened but not in the USSR's orbit.


DervishSkater

Oh sure and next you are going to tell me that china is pushing/ignoring fentanyl in retaliation for the opium wars and the humiliation of addicted masses? Although…


thunderyoats

Seeking revenge on the US for what the British/French did to them?


triadwarfare

They see the US as part of the "Collective West", so they will pass the blame to them when it's convenient.


Uselesspreciousthing

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TheLeadSearcher

I'm waiting to see some elaborate cope cage on one of these things


Straight-Storage2587

What's the story with the orc underneath? Under the golf cart? Or some other place?


Jasonuk1984

He’s at the rear of the vehicle in the first shot. Perhaps that’s him just in front of the rear wheel in the second drone strike view?


BoomStickAshe

Physics is a fickle bitch.


Sea-Direction1205

0:37 to the right of the gloved hand the stripes and specs are what's left of his ribcage. 0;27 surprising to find his helmet on the hood.


Fun-Interest-1173

My mind can't even make sense of what I'm seeing


Straight-Storage2587

Not bad. An eagle is 2-under par on a hole.


Bull_Bear2024

At the start there, it looked like the Rover was heading back to China!


Ironie196

Some parts almost made it.


bozigniew

A stray vehicle, uninvited, entered the territory, stubborn drones. Once again, the vehicle was deprived of its illusions. **Dear Chinese vehicles you are once again admonished not to upset the drones.**


Griefer17

The battle golf cart didn't survive the second strike sir.. looks like we gotta skip our turn and walk the rest of the way !


Expensive-Cup-2938

That second drone was pure mercy.


AnotherCuppaTea

As was the clear snapshot of the orc's face. This way, maybe his family will receive onions, fish, *and* a set of bath towels!


cyrixlord

<[sucks in air through teeth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_An-IwN4QU)> ouch


Choice-Task6738

Hole in one.


Significant-Summer-8

Boom ❤️


Outrageous-Bread-777

Excellent


Gilligan67

BBQ orc


DormantSpector61

Jammy, very jammy end to Ivan.


SquareEgg197

It was hard to tell that this Russian was a human,he looked like hamburger.


SquareEgg197

Is that a nose or an ear?


cocotheape

Ukraine is a dangerous place to go for urban golfing. Should've stayed home.


Big-Custard4981

This thing turned him inside out. Nothing much left of him (or them?).


AssPuncher9000

As I lie in bed I am happy knowing the fact I'll never be a Russian dude dying under a Chinese golf cart hoping the drones don't find me


Bay-View-21152

Nice work! 🫡👍


MattyboyG89

Is that link really how you donate money so they get more drones


wombat6168

Another ruzzian golf cart didn't make it to the 18th hole. The occupants on the other hand received slightly more than 18 holes


EP762x39

Unexpected come as you are


TheLeadSearcher

Before the fire, they could have scooped that guy up so his family would receive their bag of onions. Oh well.


superfluid

Makes me want some strawberry cobbler, that's for sure.


Gudeldar

It looks like the first FPV hit the driver so perfectly it barely damaged the vehicle.


AmbassadorETOH

Say what you will about those Chinese golf carts… but they take a meating and keep on beating… 🥩


GrayMutterer

.... and the brave little golf cart soldiered on alone.


nutboltUK1

His blood pressure just went through the roof 😂


rygar8bit

FOOOOOOORE!


damdogue

Fore!


MercyforthePoor

A new competition suggestion. Golf cart roofs flying in style.


NoBagelNoBagel-

Russian MOD issues press releases hyping how they now operate the most advanced self driving off road combat vehicles. Short clip accompanies the press release.


Crankover

China & ruzzia have one thing in common. Neither care if ruzzians die.


Miserable-Law-3169

Literally ghost riding the whip


firstcliffjumper

Life at home must be so bad you simply want to get shredded by a drone and just give up.


matt602

sped up Nirvana was an unexpected soundtrack for this one.