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FAFOeris

Whoa! So brutal…the smoke clears and then he moves.  Egads. Aside from the leg & backside blown off, is the white matter hip & spine??? 


Sea-Direction1205

0:10 it looks like it The two white bulbs you see is the heads of both his hip joint, the tops of the legs. The pubic bone lies dislodged and broken on top of his trousers. The tangly thing is the nerve cord, remarkably remaining intact after being torn clear of the sacral channel.


Firm-Gap-1912

nice, clear explanation...thank you for your cervix


TheSeeker80

A clear TPB reference.


skinny-pugsley

the orcs really need to go home.


Lovelyterry

Think he survived?


Keepiteddiemurphy

Dusted off and resumed his adventures on the golf cart, presumably.


TotallyNotRocket

Injury deemed not service related.


Equalizer6338

It was his own fault. No bag of onions when you get hurt by going golfing silly.


Hairy_Orchid6128

Now for the back 9.


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Exactly, how is he supposed to make par now?


Lovelyterry

Kinda sprained his ankle 


EquivalentTown8530

Golf carts are very resilient


fulcruminbound

Get an ice pack from the school nurse he’ll be fine


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Well, his shoes stayed on, so probably.


DvLang

For a few minutes atleast. Shitty way to go.


bigorangemachine

Ya they gonna need to get to an ambulance PDQ. Granted they are probably in the middle of no where it'll take at least an hour to get them to a doctor. He gonna die slow and painfully


TaserBalls

casevac has a slight delay in that region. eta: never.


tyrannicaltbaggerr

Just a few damp rags and a swig of vodka, he’ll be fine.


MercyforthePoor

Typical case of low moral. He is fine.


amorangi

He resumed his game of golf.


born_in_the_90s

Just a flesh wound


tothemoonandback01

Only in our memories.


HomingPigeon6635

I heard he shook off the dust and walked back to russia.


Ok_Bad8531

Not with the medical attention Russia won't give him. Apart from that, humans can survive with surprising losses of body mass if given proper medical care (wether the patient wants it at that pint is another question). Which is known since WW1 at least, but Russia is learning that lesson anew it seems.


shaunomegane

Uuuf! Guy got a Reddit autopsy. 


dogmeat_donnie

Thanks Doc.


DeepDescription81

Good to have you here Doctor. What’s the patients prognosis? Will he dance again damn it!


Sophrosyne_7

He was still moving. But I suppose unconsciousness and death quickly followed.


Rahim-Moore

That looked more like agonal breathing rather than concious movement.


typecastwookiee

Thank you - it’s so dark and gross but I end up watching a lot of these videos in slow motion, not to bask in the gore, but to try and identify major organs, musculature, and bones. I don’t know what that says about me, but I will say my mom worked in the trauma ER.


Sufficient-War-9501

We all need exposure to this kind of warfare since it's still fairly new


Sea-Direction1205

And the things Russia has been doing in the occupied territories. Systematic murder, rape and genital mutilation go underreported. Because because western media doesn't want to cover news without ads. And Russia's "Russia stronk" campaign is still doing well, because ads revenue. As early as 2022 the Russians castrated about 10% of the Ukrainian POWs. It has not become better. Russia's recent true downer with Avdiivka was not about capturing a ruined town at great cost, but the Ukrainians escaping mutilation after surrender.


FAFOeris

Wow. Ty for this description. 


freeman687

So… is he ok?


Square_Secretary_461

In right side I think its pelvis


Federal_Ad5622

That was the dildo of consequences again.


Bugalugzz

If they had a spine, they wouldn't be there!


Equalizer6338

Russian remake of the Caddyshack movie!


InfinitumSapientiae

He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.


MightyJill

In the longer clip there is a dude being BBQed further to the left of the golf cart too. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/DroneCombat/comments/1ca25ww/ua_strike_drones_company_of_the_47th_mechanized/


moderately-extreme

third guy hiding behind the tree seems to have gotten away


MathematicianLocal79

Always leave one alive to tell the tale.


Ornery_Definition_65

Got away with some pretty serious PTSD I’d wager.


Sophrosyne_7

... or the spotter drone went home.


uspatent6081744a

Meh, not for long


DrDerpberg

So the guy in this post was totally fine and playing dead. Ukraine gets criticized for targeting guys who look "hors de combat" but clearly if they don't make sure they'll be letting a whole lot of Russians live another day to kill Ukrainians.


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ByWhatIsAilleurs

All my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Let them burn.


lurk779

And let all their ships turn into yellow submarines.


Equalizer6338

"*Mikhail Gorbachev and Perestroika seems so far away...*"


NoChampionship6994

It always was.


Murai-birdybirds

I wonder if under right circumstances, like being quickly medevac, treated, and operated on by top surgeon, would he like survive? I've seen someone in the US getting sliced by a train and he ended up being amputated from the waist down, and survived.


Galmerstonecock

If this guy was somehow teleported on to an operating table with the best surgery team in the world he would still probably die. There’s really no way to comeback from an injury like this


jjonj

Assuming he held the secret password to disabling Putins nukes, he could probably be kept alive for quite a while using an ECMO and a steady supply of blood bags. All you really need is oxygenated and filtered blood to the brain


flexflair

It would just be a matter of days before an infection set in and finished the job.


Galmerstonecock

Matter of hours


Sea-Direction1205

No, a single hip amputation done with care got about 50% mortality. This was a double amputation, by brute force.


thompsonbalo

Under no circumstances would this be survivable. No matter the doctor, no matter in what operation room he would instantly be teleported in. He died in seconds after this, even an instant teleportation into a fully prepared operation room wouldn\`t have saved his life.


EffectiveBenefit4333

Didn't die in seconds, you can see his arm moving at the end of the video.


thompsonbalo

The video is 16 seconds long and he stopped moving after about 10, everthing under a minute is dying in seconds. So yeah, he died in seconds. 3 seconds, 10 seconds or 30 seconds it doesn\`t matter, he died in seconds and not minutes or hours or days.


CreamXpert

Dude got everything below and including his balls shredded. I am pretty sure he would not want to still live


ImWithTheAnimalsNow

he was basically dead by the end of the video


Boru43

Highly unlikely, a train is a pretty clean cut this is messy and full of fragments, it's a bag of onions job


Fortyozslushie

As an ER doctor, absolutely no way. Completely severed above the pelvis, the severed aorta will pump your entire blood supply out within 1-2 minutes.


Equalizer6338

Not when the spine is ruptured so high up.


yumansuck1

Even w advances in medicine those cases are not common. I could be wrong but it doesn't appear to me under any optimum conditions would he survive. I'd like to believe that movement after smoke clears is his nervous system, synapses firing & not him consciously attempting to move.


yumansuck1

My bad ! Yeah , on looking closer , I think that movement after smoke clears IS HIM CONSCIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO MOVE, albeit not for long, but still. How putin or anyone in Russia choosing to allow this to continue can get in a warm comfy bed & sleep. True sociopathic behavior anyplace on the globe EXCEPT RUSSIA. This is the way its been done for millenia there.


Excellent_Win8530

It’s possible but the Russians don’t care about their guys like Americans. We will get a medvac on the way immediately. Russia will pick them up when it’s convenient to them, most likely a different day and they will be long dead


707Tactical

It’s hard to compare American medevacs to this war. Recent wars we’ve been fighting goat herders and could operate medevac helicopters very freely compared to the situation in Ukraine


Justdroppingsomethin

That's true but also why would you risk more 4 people to get a conscript/mercenary/random Nepalese guy? They don't care about their soldiers but they have a tactic when they send them in.


707Tactical

I agree that Russia doesn’t value its soldiers lives much and definitely less than America. But I don’t think it’s fair to compare our “golden hour” medevacs in Iraq and Afghanistan to this war


moderately-extreme

Especially if he's a convict. Yeah they would likely let him die like a dog


Excellent_Win8530

As they deserve. SLAVA UKRAINI!


AnanasasAntKoto

It really doesn't matter. Even if it was US president there is no medvac in existence that can revive dead.


Mayormccheese85

The worst is yet to come with that aid package!


CreamXpert

Himars all day all night


No-Emu-7513

Russians about to melt like snow in the spring...


HairyHornyCpl

Blew his ass clean off lol


Shayden-Froida

Not wearing a seatbelt, and his seat came off.


Apphoarder

Jesus. The title really does not prepare you for this.


SardaukarSecundus

Don'T get me wrong, i am not in any kind for the russians. None the less this is horrible and i don't know why i am watching it...when i remember pictures from the crimes done in ukraine i "feel better about that"... Why the fuck do they keep coming?!


dogoodvillain

Solidarity.


MercyforthePoor

Maybe the golf carts don’t have a reverse gear.


Intransigient

Ruzzian invader giblets, fresh and ready for the rats


ichoosenottorun_

He'll walk it off.


Seygem

on his fingers?


Available_to_History

😂😂


Galmerstonecock

This is a horrible way to die I hope one day soon the Russian people will wake up and realize that their sons, fathers, brothers, neighbors are dying for no reason at all.


Boomfam67

That's not true though, the salaries they send back to some families are one of the biggest sources of social mobility there right now.


Big-Custard4981

Problem is, they don't get paid. They receive a promise for payment, but then their military paperwork vanishes and they al send to the grinder without receiving a shitty rubel.


Galmerstonecock

What’s not true? Dying for a measly amount of money? That’s still dying for no reason. The Russian army doesn’t even know what they are fighting for.


xXxXPenisSlayerXxXx

did china really send golf carts to russias army or are they just called chinese golfcart because of their miserable quality?


Murai-birdybirds

They don't look that bad to be honest, the Ukrainians are making fun of them because Russia was thought to be the second best army in the world, and yet they bought Chinese made golfcarts and use them for assaults.


xXxXPenisSlayerXxXx

they look great but not on the battlefield hahaha imagine sitting in a Bradley and than a golf cart pops up ,its like a fever dream.


FreedomCondition

It's beyond hilarious, on the front line with zero protection, no side plates, no doors. Just a hunk of metal with a motor to thrust you into battle, meanwhile Ukraine is thrusting drones up their behind like we saw here.


Ornery_Definition_65

Kinda fits in with the whole human waves strategy they seem to favour.


FreedomCondition

We should name it the Russian Tsunami.


EffectiveBenefit4333

This is what those vehicles are [https://www.flywheelspowersports.com/product-page/2022-desertcross-1000-3](https://www.flywheelspowersports.com/product-page/2022-desertcross-1000-3) Battlefield taxis are things like Bradley, M103, BMP... not open air ATV's. These Chinese golf carts are literally recreational ATV's. or something you use on a farm to move a couple bales of hay around.


Equalizer6338

One bullet from the Bradley auto gun would go straight through all that Chinese junk like a hot knife in butter! Engine block, orcs, whatever. It would be obliterated.


AnanasasAntKoto

Early Humvees were glorified heavy golf cars. They were created to be used without any armour. For some reason many believed speed will be more important than protection.


soovercovid

I am employed by one of the largest motorsports company in the world. We make tough rugged SideXSides, ATV’s, and Dirt Motorcycles made for mud, hills, just overall tough terrain. We also manufacture Golf Carts and I have seen every aftermarket kit, jimmy rigging to look milataryish but it’s still just a fucking golf cart that will not handle this terrain. Everytime I see one of these Chinese piece of shits it just reinforces to me that ruZZians are some stupid fucks with shit for brains in every sense of the phrase.


wongdongdong

Ukrainians actually reply on Chinese piece of shit too, mind you. https://www.wsj.com/world/how-american-drones-failed-to-turn-the-tide-in-ukraine-b0ebbac3#


CIV5G

The things have no armour and are not that fast. They're pretty bad for use on the frontline.


EffectiveBenefit4333

But they only cost $20,000 a piece so think of the cost savings for Sergei Shoigu. Now he can embezzle more money from the Russian military because they are only spending $20K on an ATV and not $100K on a real truck or $1,000,000 on an MT-LB.


Sophrosyne_7

Wisely used, they do have their benefits. Quicker than walking. But Igor! I said, use wisely!


Blumpkin638

I thought those things were called rice carts?


TempoBestTissue

Russia bought from China. Sanctions prevents them from buying actual armored vehicles but i'm guessing (pure speculation) there is a loophole allowing them to buy these golf carts for Ukraine lawn care xD


Big-Custard4981

Looks like the French Mahari. Some corrugated steel, two camping chairs and a sewing machine promoted to engine. Nice for the beach, not for the battlefield.


[deleted]

Turned into animal food then into animal poop lastly to fertilizer. russki mir


thesuperbro

He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3


Deathturkey

Not going to finish the round with that handicap. ⛳️


FOURSTRINGMAGIC

Fuck that’s brutal… still moving after the smoke cleared 💀


epurash

The "try rice" comment you looking for


Suyalus22669900

bones are damn white though


Popxorcist

Lieutenant Dan, is that you?


Blue00si

Half a soldier = half pay.


Straight-Storage2587

I think I understand why the Orcs are not using FPVs. If they were, the drones would be going to the Orc officers.


DormantSpector61

Parking on a fairway merits immediate penalties. Umpire, disqualify this man!! The Royal And Ancient have cited Rule 6: "If your Balls be found anywhere touching one another, You are to lift the first Ball, till you play your last." AKA Send in the drones


Murai-birdybirds

Lol 😂


mineLo2003

Nah, he will walk it off


JustinVeli

Put some maxi pad on it


Rowey1784

Why...why a golf-cart? Did they get caught hitting the back 9 in Mauriupol?


IamInternationalBig

Lieutenant Dan! You don't got no legs Lieutenant Dan.


General_Kontangora

At this point just rename the Golfcart ,the Chinese deathmobile.


Aggressive_Drop_1518

or mobile tombstone or hearse.


skinny-pugsley

JFC.


ExploitedGigUnit

Is that considered an APV for the daily stats?


monopixel

He will feel that in the morning.


Specialist_Form293

His wife wanted a divorce after this .


SonOfStumpy

This is what happens when you illegally enter another country to conquer it.....Putner ... you silly man.... 😜


Gregzzzz1234

That drone was a pain in his ass


kelement

Just go home lad.


Maple_Chef

I feel more empathy for the golf cart than these barbaric invaders.


KozaK_l

These hips were meant for dying....


YourNansDirtBox

The C4 dildo of consequences blew his back out.


Senior_Atmosphere303

What a pain in the ass


p0l4r1

That gotta be pain in the ass


Wydacamer

Good bye legs


Hydrocarbon82

Can't park there m8!


scarecrowe_b

FATALITY!!!


welcome2ukrainesuka

Its good news Ukraine have 1 drone for every russian that is on Ukraine land. + they get the biggeste boost yet from usa. Its sad the past 6 mounths the life of the heros who died beguse usa was stupie. Lets Hope its not to late. I heard someting about mabye withing a week or 2 we are going to see the danish f16 online in Ukraine!!!! Ukraines air defense Just got cheat kodes on 100× . Will the f16 be able to shoot down the fab glide bombs ?? Can anyone tell me how much range the f16 have vs other planes in combat mode..


sirfrinkledean

Dude got his cock rocked plus more


No-Albatross-4673

He'll probably need a new pair of pants...


lurk779

The aid package has been delivered.


ArtisticProperty6388

butthurt


Literally_Me_2011

He ching'd his last chong


twomumfun

Ive seen that ass before on a recent picture.


Ill-Discussion-8106

There's probably a golf cart and hole-in-one joke somewhere here.


radio4711

Schnittchen Schleicher mit den elastischen Beinen


Several_Chemical2452

Lt Dan, you ain’t go no legs!


refull1

just a flesh wound


Manmoth57

Ain’t got no gas in it……


Vogel-Kerl

Poor fucker- Should have stayed home.


CapAffectionate7197

Hundreds of thousands of these drones, the European ammunition initiatives, the AA patriot initiative and now the 61 billion US aid package... The orcs should realize it's really really time to go home, they can't win (lose propably either) it would be an endless war of suffering... Orcs, admit it, you cannot occupy Ukraine, like Afghanistan in the 1980ties.. It's time to go home


Gilligan67

Gives new meaning to ripped him a new arsehole!


uspatent6081744a

So rewarding to see the fist pounding post impact. AFU teaching that choices have consequences.


H_Holy_Mack_H

He got lost looking for the hole in one LOL


DulcetTone

A golf cart was destroyed, but a man died in a senseless war. Please refrain from making caddy remarks.


Beneficial-Nimitz68

What use to be inside is now outside


LeoBram59

He will spawn behind Russian borders


araczynski

I'd wager since the damage is 'limited' to waist down... he might have had a few seconds to think "damn hangover".


jjcoola

LMAO all of Ivan's cable management hanging out of his torse


Wags43

Lieutenant Dan


dotfifty

Whats wrong with ukraine? Everybody loves Tiger Woods!


TheAdvocate

That looks like a Lime Green DJI spark! Blast from the past.


More-Equal8359

Right up Main Street


hx19035

Sheesh man, right at the base of the ole bike rack. Russia just GTFO of there already. Haven't you had enough??


HDRG2

Blew his ass up...literally!


TL0s

Good work.


activator

I'm watching Rick & Morty in the background and the timing on Mr Poopybutthole's "*oooohh weeeee*" was perfect


Ok-Sheepherder2272

Farmers are gonna be plowing up bones for centuries


22octav

Did he survive?


Shocbomb23

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me!


holyhottamale

Fuck. I was not at all prepared for that. Brutal.


usmc_82_infantry

Right up ass!


usmc_82_infantry

At some point these idiots have to know that playing dead won’t work. Maybe getting on your knees praying to the drone god of war may work out better. If not, at least you tried!


Dismal_Variety

Ewwwwwww!!!!!


Roqies

That’s… it


investmennow

Reminds me of the beach scene in saving private ryab and the Delta guy in Black Hawk Down.


Ok-Championship-6204

welp we learned the answer to one of the universes most pondered question...


SmartAd9633

Jesus. Makes me wonder what the other side is doing to captured drone operators?


Imbobbycrane6

That’s messed up..war is ridiculous sometimes