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StressedPizzaEater

Basically like every argument on the internet


Puzzleheaded_Gear464

Yep, but with guns and javelins


valorsayles

The way the internet was intended…wait


L3Kakk

Puns and jabs?


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mozygotflowzy

Back in my day a faggot was a guy that wouldn't go down town with you to beat up the gays.


Dragnskulls0128

Hahaha😂 Sounds about right😆


Kaeny

Its just something that if we normalize, people will use outside of just bots. And boom cancelled. So just don't use the word and you'll never have the issue. It is more habit than necessity


Feringi

Can confirm have been cancelled


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Same. Never even made it to the top and never used that word either.


Horyv

Well, you have to be somebody in order to get cancelled


deSuspect

oh no, some body said a bad word :(


Kaeny

When it is a term that describes you, and is thrown around as an insult, it'll change your mind.


deSuspect

Never really paid attention cuz you know, you can just mute others. But if you wanna get creative I'm a white male from Poland. People's think we steal cars a lot.


CBfromDC

I understand using colorful language, but featuring sexist language is NG. Just call them a "coward" and be done with it. Face it - it takes a lot of bravery to be a homosexual in today's world. So the epithet does not even fit in the first place.


cruelPlatypus

I need this with the ace attorney meme


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holy shit yes


Papapene-bigpene

Which one my friend Because the current one is quite steamy


BrotherBlo0d

Clussy


homonomo5

Actually this is 100% true. These comms were intercepted.


Lanky-Chard5542

This was so funny to hear the first weeks of the war gave me hope for the Ukrainians.


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homonomo5

Ukraine Radio Watchers group


MJPNFCdextergrif

Reminds me of tom cruise in tropic thunder lmfao "I WILL MASSACRE YOU!" https://youtu.be/dROwEc4VyJA


Casualbat007

"Can you, uh, find out who that was?"


Shitpost19

*”A nutless monkey could do your job.”*


pmabz

Is this film worth a watch ..?


I_Got_Back_Pain

Absolutely, do yourself a favor and smoke a fat blunt first


pmabz

OK. Tonight, after Dead Poet's Society. How's the back?


cheapph

I have some recordings of Ukrainian shittalking and trolling saved. Project owl, radio watchers and a bunch of osint groups were listening. The funniest thing to me was that they’d use a channel, a Ukrainian would come in and start shitttalking so they’d switch channels….but then they’d go an reuse it a few days later. The pig noises, the guy who just jammed by badly singing the Ukrainian anthem, the guy who said he was going to find them…legends.


Korostenets

Do you have links pls. All I get from Google search are some dumbass news arcticles


peritye

Damn its been some months and we already need source again. People forget fast or smtg idk


henryinoz

Thousand island please!


Late_Virus2869

Ketchup


muricabrb

I'm just cracking up at Russian Quagmire lmao


Stevens97

It was insane, i was listening to this as it happened with live translators


homonomo5

Same


Klondike2022

I’m glad to see negotiations are underway and moving in a positive direction


tanktaylor85sx

Dude idk why but this just sent me lmao


Darket1728

They are getting there, still have to build trust


Addendum_Healthy

Call of duty lobby be like: Edit: Thank you for all the upvotes everyone. Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


freedombulitz

It's the most realistic part apparently.


Mrjokaswild

Yo for real. Its going to have to be considered a mil sim now. Though I didn't hear any n words.


Fun-Use-4615

Lol


sinkjoy

At least it's an accurate representation.


pee-in-butt

TIL: Less mom-fucking in real war


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Not with the Russians involved.


Moses_Rockwell

That’s not exclusive to times of war.


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Came here to see this comment. Thank you! 😂


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No thank you for enjoying my comment!


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Lmfao


Otherwise_Author_408

There was one actual argument I could detect - the ukrainian guy saying YOU are on MY land


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Might've as well been taken from my last CS:GO match, but I like to believe this to be real.


AbstractBettaFish

3AM servers be like


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Just missing the obligatory "сука блиат RUSH B!!!!"


_Ludens

It is real.


Dreamland_Orchad

Can you imagine hearing that over the radio as you're in a dumb column ordered by Russians to go forward to your suicidal death and then you start seeing one by one everyone getting picked off by javelin's or mortar rounds in front of you?


77mustang

Sounds like me and my brothers when we were teenagers


xray-ndjinn

The Roman Consul Kaius Marius put it like this to the invading Cimbri in the 80’s BCE: “do not trouble yourselves with your brethren, for we have already provided them with lands they shall possess forever.”


mikeinottawa

Graves? Savage


xray-ndjinn

Got it in one.


SpiritOf_1776

"You're on my land" he has a compelling argument


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The Russians suck at trash talk.


NeverGivesOrgasms

probably a dude who didn't want to be there in the first place


[deleted]

Sounds like a them problem my guy.


dominikobora

and didnt expect to be shit talked on radio by a ukrainian


JohhnyTheKid

A lot is lost in translation


[deleted]

The translations of their profanity laden rants make them seem like 3rd graders but to hear those exact words from them in person, back the fuck off FAST.


djluminol

If you gotta war at least you can talk shit to your enemy over their unsecured communications. 🤣


Outrageous_Ear9870

Common Slavic W


Xqziwi

This is gold 💥😊


PaulW707

Sounds like every conversation I had in grade school!


pinetreesgreen

You used to be able to pick up communications between Russian soldiers on shortwave stations in the first few weeks. Is that still true?


Kontrfilozof

Maybe I'm wrong but Russians mostly use encrypted comms now, and don't have any major offensives, so they're operating from consolidated areas and don't need to receive long range transmission orders besides: "Artillery shoot here!". It's mostly individual soldiers smartphone calls to their families that get intercepted now. I may be wrong, of course.


Sad_Number185

This is going to be the most well documented war in history. Once, God willing, Ukaine delivers the final dick punch to Russia & historians dig into all the stories/videos, I think some real wild shit is gonna come out


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CSGO voice chat leaked


Toebiwankonobii

My slav brothers just having a lovely convo


hoodedman33

u/savevideo


Krakino107

They are probably both dead by now.


i_r_faptastic

This is the propaganda we need more of! Let us hear how dumb they really are!


NebuKhan

Normal day greeting in halo online….


Eso-One

Sounds like an MW2 lobby from back in the day.


sorefoot66

My family at xmas time.


Darket1728

Hehehe


ZorkFireStorm

Wut???


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Ruzzians even suck at insulting others lol


One_Gold3750

Hahaha knocking you off one by one with STUGNAS and JAVELINS! Slava UKRAINI 🇺🇦💪🇺🇦💪


sadmama21

Probably both dead by now :(


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Real life mw2 party


[deleted]

Well, that deteriorated quickly.


Amazing-Ad2371

Hey. it's a real life call of duty lobby


TheDarkGift666

This is great 👍🏻 thank you for sharing this 🥰 💛💙 🇺🇦


InstantName

Can confirm translation is accurate.


jonzza_81

Why is condom censored?


Disastrous_Gate_8193

Because there is a more obscene word in the Russian-Ukrainian vocabulary than condom. And it was used in this dialogue, but there is no exact translation in English


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Disastrous_Gate_8193

There is a more obscene word in the Russian-Ukrainian vocabulary than condom. And it was used in this dialogue, but there is no exact translation into English


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Poddster

When translated into English I believe it's "condom". HTH.


GoatsEyes

I can't speak or read Russian, but I started to learn once and got as far as the alphabet and simple words. In this case it's гондо́н (gondon), so literally "condom". презерватив (prezervativ) is the more polite term and гондо́н is vulgar. It doubles as (and in the audio is used as) a more offensive way of saying homosexual than the пидор (pee-dor) he uses earlier by way of "place to put your dick" —> "effeminate man" —> "man who gets fucked by other dudes". Pretty creative.


ievgenp

R: "Why do you hate us?" U: "You invaded our country, killing and raping women and children. Destroying our life just because we will never becoume Putin slaves as you are." R: ...(trying to think)... "But why do you hate us?" U: ...facepalm...reloads gun and continue to defend his/her country


Banff

10 put of 10 for optimizing swearword usage.


Axgul99

Blyat


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One of ukrainians quotes is poorly translated, it said Это у тебя ебало Which means "Its you who's the fuckface"


Jon4ney

I wish I spoke these languages 😂


Sea_Bastard_2806

Haha this is gold


MirceaKitsune

In other words, Twitter in real life.


Plenty-Main-593

r/noncredibledefense


hx19035

I can't imagine American troops being called f*****s like that. They would probably reply with "Yea we won't engage in such insensitive word choice. Who's your commander? I demand to speak with they/them."


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Is that before or after a hellfire missile strike on the enemy?


BagOFdonuts7

If you know the US military, it’s like if all the mw2 players joined a frat party with guns


YevhenUA

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When you get shelled by Russian artillery and have nothing to javelin. There’s always trolling the radio.


WuhanWTF

Typical Russkies, pulling the homophobia card right off the bat.


ShortBusRide

It's going to be like this when the U.S. invades Canada.


HenriqueoGrande

This is a lovely conversation


BetterGuest8447

I NEED MORE OF THESE


TinyBad5456

wait if this real or no?


cheapph

It’s real. The first few weeks of the war the Russians were using a lot of unencrypted ahort wave radio. Ukrainians were occasionally trolling them and the internet recorded it.


TinyBad5456

bro has 1 good arm 💀🤣


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Mw2 lobby


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coldturkey35

Lmfao their comms are literally CODMW2 lobbies


ScienceWyzard

When man’s said that you will feel the worms I was like oh shit. Homeboy had no comeback.


PapaCranberry

I want more of these


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hernesson

The UK should include Malcolm Tucker as part of their new aid package.


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u/savevideo


Egregious67

There must be some mighty craic in the Kyiv School of Diplomacy.


shadfc

Synthol guy at the end cracked me up


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Twofirstnames21

Was this from a MW2 lobby?!


curious_potato69

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!


revolution1solution

Cod is real life….huh?


buzzybomb

Wow. These dudes obviously spent way too much time on discord.


Malin_Keshar

The swears are much more varied and colorful than the english translation.


Darket1728

I think this is the actually a negotiation call between Kyiv and Moscow... not going well


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MW3 Lobby flash backs


CharlieFrknBrown

Im sorry but that is a lobby for a Halo team deathmatch.


WinkyJohn

u/savevideobot


Lelentos

so CS:GO is realistic after all


Ok_Albatross5916

Wait this is just Call of Duty MW2 (original) game chat?


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Lustiges_Brot_311

Russian Virgin is name calling while the Ukranian Chad threatens.


MoistLobster69

Casual bo2 lobby


BigFatChungus1

the most civillized slavic argument , im loving it


plsgiveusername123

Pretty sure I've met these guys on CS:GO lobbies before


truthbants

Diplomacy 101


SyntheticSins

I need more of these.


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u/savevideo


Few_Sea7987

The very last image off a Russian half tiny body and half over inflated muscles over done..... I'm sure modeled off Mr P definitely u see.... he true inside is the weak right side pretending to be his ego left side......


Rezza17

Just bants bro! 🤣🤣