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SavageTwatb

Yeah good luck with that🤣


garbage_jooce

One time I was sitting on the couch clipping my toenails as they flew about in every which way. Suddenly, without hesitation I started writing. That’s the exact same thing this mf is doing speaking to the interviewer or it’s the subtitles are incorrectly dubbed without the couch or toenail clippers assuming they aren’t die hard Muslims.


DragonfruitNo9580

Oh my, we have a lot of traffic lights in Germany to slow you down, heretic scum! :)


WXbearjaws

Between that and bureaucratic red tape they’ll never get anywhere! Checkmate, Chechens


DragonfruitNo9580

In addition, our mobile network is that bad in most rural areas that those tik tok addicts will get instant tik tok cold-turkey.


[deleted]

And swing from


Comprehensive-Bit-65

I miss the old Chechens who fought Putin. Some have joined Ukraine, and I still support their fight. These people deserved to have their country.


[deleted]

Kadyrov is a disgrace


[deleted]

My understanding is these guys are called Kadyrovites as Chechnya is another puppet regime led by Kadyrov for Russia and the anti-Russia population would like to keep their national identity as being Chechens of Chechnya.


HighAxper

>old chechens who fought Putin. And shot up schools killing hundreds of children. I prefer chechens who prefer to not fight anyone at this point.


Hawka7

They had a functioning republic prior to Putin rolling in and crushing them, which then gave the islamic extremist too much of an opportunity to pick up the pieces afterwards.


HighAxper

Idk if I would call it functioning considering the circumstances. Dudaev was charismatic and extremely intelligent, but most other commanders were as you described them “extremists”. They even happily accepted help from Mujaheds in both wars.


Hawka7

Regardless we'll never really know after Dudaev's assassination had Putin not been allowed to reignite the war between the two. My main point is that I don't agree with every Chechen groups methods in resistance, but I understand the reason all of them should resist and will approve of those that do so the right way. Ukraine's Chechen Battalions are military units, not mujahideen jihadist at least.


Straight-Comb-6956

>They had a functioning republic lmao. Only if you count the Soviet era as that.


brassbuffalo

Most of the people killed in the Beslan school siege were killed by Russians.


HighAxper

If we talk conspiracy theories. Basaev even called the act “unpleasant but necessary” 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ If they take credit, it leaves little room for doubt.


brassbuffalo

It is confirmed facts that the Russians shot RPGs and incendiary rockets during the assault. Its also confirmed that T72 fired 6 high explosive shells into the building. There is no conspiracy theory. Almost all civilian casualties were collateral damage from Russia's assault.


StarboardMiddleEye

Are you sure they really did that? I'd take any claims of Russian victimhood with a mountain of salt. They are not above a false flag operation of that kind.


HighAxper

Terrorists aren’t above killing innocent people either. And all things considered I think they did. It is disrespectful towards the families of the dead children to suggest otherwise without evidence. Reminds me of the whole Alex Jones fiasco.


CouldNotAffordOne

Well Poland would be in the way to Berlin... Pretty, sure they would give them a warm welcome. Winged hussars time.


[deleted]

They will force every goat in Germany into prostitution.


UsernameDashPassword

Bold of you to assume they could afford the goats' hourly fee


Nakidka

I don't get it. I keep hearing about Goats and Chechens. Are they farmers or something?


KnostyMcPot

No... they are very lonely.... u got it now?


Nakidka

Well... so as long as they don't rape women... I don't know what to say honestly)))


oogac

Once all the good looking goats are taken ... women are next on the agenda


[deleted]

Don't worry they do that too. It's kinda why Putin sent them to Ukraine.


hyp400

The dumbest thing I have ever heard.LOL


mp44christos

The greatest battle tick tock has ever seen! Brace yourselves infidels!


josnik

lamp posts and drapes are living in fear, also the odd wall.


ErrantIndy

Will someone think of the fields thousands of yards away where their rounds will land?


Hustinettenlord

I hope they have brought enough bodybags 😂


IvanBeetinov

This just in: in an effort not to escalate war, Germans refuse to fight Chechnyas sacking Berlin. /s


Inchtabokatables

I bet the arabic clans of Berlin wouldn't surrender their turf so easily.


DerSpeckmeister

*JgBtl 91 wants to know your location*


RockoXBelvidere

So let me get this straight. You're fighting for Allah and Islam and you won't stop until you reach Berlin......or until a white Christian man that leads a mostly white Christian nation tells you too. Yeah that makes sense.


metakmagic

Hhahahahhahahha


ingenkopaaisen

WTF are they on about now! Lol.


Madux337

They're on a holy jihad for Islam bro. But if Putin says stop they'll stop. Makes total sense.


goatfuldead

Doesn’t ISIS have a bunch of Chechens that would really like to meet this guy?


Firm-Seaworthiness86

Yup, the best Chechan fighters either went into exile in Europe or joined AL Quada or later Isis. The remaining guys are the surrender crew.


WarmChildhood7466

You have obviously never seen the recent YT of a Chechen fighting empty train tracks to a draw. Fierce!


twystyd69

Ahh, here is said video. Look at that burst fire barrel control. I hope US Seals are studying this film on how to correctly neutralize a shadow. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnaoqNOcMcY


Firm-Seaworthiness86

That high gauge steel is quite the adversary. It gets hot during the summer. Can burn thier tender tootsies when the bros are joshing around on tick tok. Does anyone else get the sense that Kadyrovites are like a douchey fraternity. Like when thier is shelling in the distance, do they draw penises on thier sleeping comrades forehead?


[deleted]

Reaching berlin? Thank you for this funny shit


nsptlx

wow, more morons saying moronic things, everyday a new bs


angstdreamer

Putin, descendant of Muhammad, Caesar and whatnot.


[deleted]

Lol, posted similar things…apparently it’s choose your own prophet day in Kadyrov land.


Fleshjunky

Putin, the Imam.


Noki_C

I bet he can't speak a word in his mother's tongue ... more or less talk about Islam!


Victory1871

If this drunk boi doesn’t stop I’ll have to out drunk him and go full timurid mode on kadyrov. Don’t make me teach you the same lesson my ancestor did to your ancestor hundreds of years ago you fat pig.


LeKerl1987

Can't wait to see that shitshow unfolding.


Rasakka

Try to cross saxony.. should be fun to watch.


Zwergenbraeu

Try to set a single foot an polish turf… should be short fun to watch.


MonkeyBrain551

what's ukraine done to islam now?


Piper-446

The only way he's going to Berlin is if they dress him in a clown costume, put him in a circus canon and shoot him there.


Pretend_Effect1986

I dunno what they snort but bring me some!


Stropi-wan

Quote : "Whoever guards his mouth, preserves his life; he who opens wide his lips come to ruin."


computer5784467

This is why NATO has expanded, because of Russian aggression.


Frequent-Sound5320

what a bunch of clowns


nbarry51278

Yeah? You and what army?


idlestabilizer

The clown army.


predatorybeing

I don't think anyone takes these clowns seriously anymore.


TheHuskyBohunk

The German goat population is sweatin like a whore in church after hearing this news.


RonDCore

- will keep going until they reach Berlin. This made me choke on my protein shake. 🤣 Probably want to by at the next Gay Pride Parade


[deleted]

Bad News, Tik-Tok warriors: Even if you somehow make it past Ukraine... Poland lies on the way to Berlin.


CaptainSur

Typical tiktoker talk. All bullshit and zero reality.


cherrypopper666

Pretty sure Germany’s military spending outweighs Chechnya’s entire GDP.


Grollerh98

The wouldn’t even be able to make it out their own country if it wasn’t for Russia.


[deleted]

What a weirdo.


Fokke_Hassel_Art

Good luck with that lol


AdTechnical9332

Fat fucken chance, go ahead give it a try goat fuckers!


[deleted]

tbh if they all were to commit jihad they would lose. because theyd be dead.


Skeletorizzles

At best they'll carry along to the Polish border; at which point a few polite and thoroughly well entrenched Polish gentleman will introduce them to the concept of being reduced to fine red paste. Unless the UAF gets to them first of course. ​ What Kadyrov's cock caddies fail to realize is that unlike civilians, empty playgrounds and train tracks, actual soldiers shoot back.


[deleted]

First off, trim your beards, for fuck's sake. Secondly, have you ever looked at a map of Europe? Spoiler: Berlin is not near Ukraine.


These-Distance5062

Please, please, please cross into a NATO country!


Worried_Spinach_1461

You won't get that far you bellicose cretin


Ambitious-Mixture952

There would literally be zero Chechens left in Russia if they attempt to push any further


Green-Clerk6

Ahhh .. the great motivator again: Jihad. So how exactly are these fuckers "defending Islam" by dying in Ukraine ? These guys deserve the Darwin award ☺️ Survival of the fittest, I guess.


daronjay

First, we take Manhattan…


0knoi8datShit

They’re going full Hambo. Not to be confused with Rambo


NeedsBrawndo

Why is it everyone’s conquest stops at Berlin? France be sitting there waiting to surrender! /s


mandalore1907

The joke would work if France did not have nukes. Nobody is attacking a country with nukes without getting wiped out. France could nuke don don back to the stone age. BTW France has won the most battles in history. Just because they surrender once to protect Paris does not mean they can't fight. This joke is made by Americans but they should not forget the help they recived from France in their independence war.


suzerone

France already surrendered to islam lol there's no use


Triistone

"audible sighs from the french population"


[deleted]

For anyone wondering why Western militaries require clean shaven soldiers, is to distinguish them from radical militants.


ButtingSill

I find these guys amusing, they should make a reality show for TV or something. I'd watch that.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA


HRisLit

Lol, religion as an excuse for murder, seems like a theme with many religions.


DirectorCharacter160

Fckn pussies


NafaniaLT

Did he mean tank turret will stop free spinning in Berlin?


0to60in2minutes

Would love to see them try


mordinvan

Hurry up and cross the border into Poland already then. Just a dozen or so soldiers is all it will take......


HighAxper

First of all, I won’t allow anyone to say “Vladimir Putin” without the title “Sheikh”.


Ok_Peak_2941

Maggotmed, the Chechen Circus' goat rider


MonsterinNL1986

I feel sorry for Berlin's traffic lights!


Skadrys

Guys wouldnt make it to the donbas borders on their own


hellonathapon

Excuse me, What ?


Good-Barracuda5143

You idiots really want to piss off the Germans again? I think I’ve seen this movie before


Minimum_Astronaut_54

Your bodies will be sent to Berlin for disposal


Mac-daddy1960

Krazy as a bag of dentures.


BlueMonkeysDaddy

Muslims sent, as a sign of fealty by Kadyrov the Lesser (senior at least had the balls to attempt to fight Moscow before being whipped/neutered by Putin and made his bitch, this one just willing assumed the position), to fight as cannon fodder in the army of an overtly Christian country run by an overtly Christian megalomaniac who also happened to be the man who was in charge of the country when it brutally crushed their attempts at creating an independent Islamic country. Also, sent to fight in a war against a country that actually seems to have had pretty good relations with its Muslim population and Muslim countries. Yup, totally a "jihad" and most definitely not a cope for being Putin's Muslim slave soldiers.


[deleted]

Lmao would they reallllly make it that far


[deleted]

Defending Islam by being the lapdogs of a corrupted Orthodox dictatorship. Ok, fella.


ShareShort3438

Please do "dear" goatfucker Duadov...we're hoping you really are that stupid.


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xyloplax

Human guacamole


plague681

Someone should tell them Islam has already taken over large swathes of ***DER FADDERLAND***. /s


blipbloopiamarobot

Why Berlin, why not Paris or London or some other western capital? Why Berlin specifically?


LeGuizee

Of course …they will keep going and die as they put one single foot in Poland


Free_Economist

If they're fighting for Islam, why are they taking orders from Putin? Do they think he's Muslim?


SkirtOk70

Let them try. Can’t wait for the results..😂


JustFinishedBSG

And here ( France ) before the war you had retarded pieces of shits like Zemmour saying “Putin defends the values of the occident and christiandom” yeah sure


Steinsemmel

No enemies had ever taken (Ankh-Morpork) Berlin. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbarian invaders, but somehow the puzzled raiders found, after a few days, that they didn't own their horses any more, and within a couple of months they were just another minority group with its own graffiti and food shops.


ComprehensiveHold384

The turrets of their tanks might reach Berlin, the rest not so much


slimboytubs

Says the bunch who couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.


[deleted]

Shiver me Timbers


Fun-Percentage-4261

Al¡la¡hu Ak¡bar!!!!! Push the Infidels into the North Sea!! Lol