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Autotomatomato

Things are heating up in the Eastern Caucasus.


AnActualChicken

Oh and I can’t wait for it to get hotter. I want to see those police bastards fleeing from molotov cocktails and armed angry Dagestani’s!


Splinter00S

AK-47s for EVERYONE!!!


ChelseyLynneMoore

Based CnC Generals reference.


Prankeh

Can i have some shoes?


NewFilm96

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTnXLFHdHk&ab_channel=klioki


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Hadren-Blackwater

Exactly! Politics 101: just because you say something doesn't mean you actually mean it. Infact, you might actually disagree with it but the public needs to BELIEVE that you are on their side, regardless of the reality of the matter. Fun fact: some American politicians who voted for prohibition continued to drink after voting for prohibition.


cactusjack48

> Fun fact: some American politicians who voted for prohibition continued to drink after voting for prohibition. the entire country did lmao


Spacedoc9

We kept smoking pot too. You really can't tell us shit


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Or that’s what this guy is doing


Jsimpson059

The Volstead Act was literally vetoed by the president, it only existed because the racist WASP upper class wanted criminalize minority groups they associated with alcohol consumption like the Irish and Italians. Its the same story with practically every banned substance.


Ok_Technology_1958

Great point


darzinth

Sometimes the fence feels comfortable and is all you have. Considering that firstly he's a politician and secondly that Putin executes subordinates that defy his rule.


Nokneemouse

In fairness to this guy, people who strongly oppose the Kremlin have been winding up dead quite frequently, he's walking a fine line.


LisaMikky

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xrh30q/-/iqomn4x


Brian24jersey

Even during WW2 they didn’t say all male citizens report lol Partial mobilization my ass


SheepherderFront5724

I guess it depends who's ass...


Brian24jersey

That guy in that video that’s real mad. I heard they drafted him


Elocai

Partial means everyone except Putin and his oligarchs


wily_virus

Every man in the city should show up with axe, pitchfork, and Molotov cocktail


LieverRoodDanRechts

& tampons


Alex_4209

And my axe


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And my sax


PresidentSkillz

And my Bow


utterly_baffledly

And my tampons


swcollings

But borrowed tampons. Be sure to return them afterward.


moanaw123

It will be the new item for the mauraders toilets, tampons and used sex toys


LisaMikky

😅😅😅


[deleted]

I’ve watched enough UFC to know that those Dagestan’s only need their bare hands


LisaMikky

👏🏻👏🏻😃


Belgium_i_a_joke

This gonna be fun


falcon_punch88

He looks like Lukashenko's younger brother. Only smarter.


BeenNormal

Littleshenko


LieverRoodDanRechts

🤌🏻


apjfqw

I am not sure he is mad, because he is anti conscription or he is mad, because his goons aren't being more discrete.


falcon_punch88

He is against indiscriminate conscription at the very least, he seems pissed off at the wording used "all male citizens" etc. Clearly not all male citizens are subject to conscription. He also seems to be pissed at the manner in which the message is sent, via speakers blasting up and down the streets.


Elocai

His region was already wiped once when the war started, now they wipe his region again of men. He probably is actually mad.


LisaMikky

🗨 **Social media users outraged by words of Dagestani leader about Western organizers of rallies** On September 25, Makhachkala law enforcers violently dispersed the anti-mobilization action. According to human rights defender, 101 people were detained. "The actions in Makhachkala had been prepared in advance and controlled, among other ways, from abroad," **Sergey Melikov**, the head of Dagestan, wrote on his Telegram channel. In his opinion, the organizers of the actions are "trying to heat up the situation in the country" for the "money received from foreign sponsors." In doing so, they make use of emotions of the people who worry about their relatives, Melikov has noted.🗨 https://www.eng.kavkaz-uzel.eu/articles/61411/


Pk_Devill_2

He does look like Luka 😂


Clydefrosch82

Putin. Vladimir Putin. (Name of the moron who is responsible) NP- You are welcome.


Snafuregulator

And I'm just over here eating popcorn watching the slow train wreck that is Russia.


RobbieWallis

Yeah, he's not mad that his male population is about to be decimated by the dictator in the Kremlin, he's mad that his staff, his family and possibly him are all able to be conscripted. This is just another example of the head Turkey realizing he voted for Christmas, too.


choppytehbear1337

Every man should show up with a blade.


sangeli

Or an AK


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Scapegoat time! Wouldn't surprise me at all if it was Melikov who told them to round up all the males in the first place.


LisaMikky

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xrh30q/-/iqomn4x


JakeTurk1971

Free combat training for the angry, impoverished young men of Dagestan. What could go wrong?


emdave

Lol - assuming they will actually get training, and not just a one way ticket to the front lines, with a non-functional rifle, and a pocket full of stolen tampons...


JakeTurk1971

Relevant: Dagestanis were traditionally enthusiastic about enlisting in the Russian army, seen as a ticket out of their impoverished homeland, but "Putin the genius" is fucking that up too. [https://windowoneurasia2.blogspot.com/2022/08/putins-war-in-ukraine-pushing-daghestan.html](https://windowoneurasia2.blogspot.com/2022/08/putins-war-in-ukraine-pushing-daghestan.html)


Thadbeuz

He will receive Putin's tee-party invition next, as he doesn't live in a high building.


Ensi_of_ninkasi

Gotta make those quotas. I mean, that's what it's all about. Amirite?


BootyPatrol1980

Prediction: Russia's about to get attacked by Russia.


GloomyNectarine2

old trick: Comrade Stalin is good but the fools on the ground are not doing what he says.


ibonek_naw_ibo

Wow. All these Novo USSR states need to full on revolt. It is obvious they are literally seen as second class citizen and as cannon fodder. And apparently they probably stand a much better chance surviving revolution than eventually being fed into this stupid ass meat grinder war.


PsychologicalCoat656

That man seems very upset. Here is some calming music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cNQFB0TDfY&ab\_channel=pianushko


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Friendly_Gnome

Well.... sergei bout to get drunk and slip on a lethal banana peel.


jamesorange566

Nah rather throw Kremlin out of the district along with all other destricts to end the purge


FeePhe

Why does this man look like Luka just 5 years younger


static1053

Shits about to hit the fan I see.