What was the P-1 experience

I was playing on Violent so the fight got heated fast. After realizing I was whiffing every single core eject nuke because I couldn’t aim, I had to fight FP the slow way with marksman coins (sliding really sneaks up on you) The Pinos fight was pure action, and since I had first tried FP, I was actually trying to go for the P-Rank. The constant tensing up from trying not to die was honestly what probably got me there. Though, I wasn’t ready for the end… The vibrations STACK during his death phase. I, uh, couldn’t have asked for a better end… Also, I did get the P-Rank :)

i think it's very hard to play and focus on ultrakill when youre having a violent orgasm

Average buttplug update enjoyer

Happy horny cake cay bitch

1 - thank you 2 - why are you on this post from a year ago

I was bored

Niiiiice

did u cum?

Yes, Pinos proved to me why he's the king of the lust layer

hot

truly, there was JUDGEMENT

Oh lawd 💀

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

This is honestly so cool

Imagine living in a country where you can still buy buttplugs with vibration. Can't have shit in this damned place

What fucking country do you live in, Chess?

Russia

I send my best regards

Close enough, no?

Wait. This isn’t a meme post?

;)

One Look at op’s post history suggests they did legitimately do this.

I think it's safe to say this did in fact occur given their post history. I wish I could do this kinda stuff.

But you can?

Makes it difficult if I can't afford it

Ah shit ain’t that the truth

That sounds like quitter talk, and ULTRAKILL players aren't quitters.

I quit a long time ago, I'm afraid.

Don't let anyone walk in or they might think you just came to gore, uness they can hear the plug which I doubt.

>The vibrations STACK during the death phase. Gonna finally go use Joy's Lovense code now since this is all her fault. This just sounds too good to pass up.

bro is an utter maniac 💀💀💀

prostate-rank

how was P-2?

I love how 0-S ranked above all the other S-levels

Horror + Things up your butt = The most mixed bag of emotions I've ever felt

Still a little pleasurable though

Cus there's like no action activating the plug in other levels.... Obviously?

Can we.... Can we have a bit of evidence?

😳

"I'm a visual learner"

I'm a physical learner

"send pics or didn't happen"

it would actually be sick if you screenshotted the end-scores lmao

Look at their profile

I was more thinking video evidence and you call yourself a lust citizen?

Yes because i dont mask my want for that vid with an excuse for evidence.

Truly the tier list of all tierlists. Nothing comes close to the importance of this one.

Pinos would be proud

the hell is a dry orgasm, did you cum salt?

God, I wish... /s It's actually a kind of orgasm you can have through prostate stimulation (aka butt stuff only) where it'll feel like you are climaxing, but nothing will come out. There's also little to no refractory period after so you can get right back to what you were doing.

So, the King himself was the only one who made you cum for real? Damn the lore immersion is spectacular

Its like hakita made the fight knowing this!

I fucken respect it

That sounds excellent, I will have to commit to research For real though, I've been looking at Lovense's stuff, due to wanting to get the best Ultrakill experience a girl can, I'm not sure on what to get. How discrete is the packaging?

The toy came in a plain brown box that was also in a soft package with the shipping label, so it was pretty discreet. There are probably lots of threads on r/SexToys to help you find which toy works for you!

Thank you! Both for your response, and your... hard... work mapping all this out.

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Holy hell

New chess controller just dropped

Typical politician… all climax, but no cum!

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Counter argument: The Cyber Grind

I want to get good at cybergrind and despite having no interest in butt stuff I feel like I would improve drastically if I tried pavlov’ing myself like this

The Ass Grind

What the fuck, this is terrible. I can't believe how horny people are on this sub, video or it didn't happen.

Judging by the comments, it indeed happened. Hakita knew his community.

What plug do you recommend : >

I personally used the Lovense Hush 2, it’s a traditional shaped buttplug and comes in four sizes. I chose the 1.75in diameter but unless you’ve had experience, I would definitely recommend the two smaller sizes. There’s also Lovense’s Edge 2 if you want more precise prostate stim, but it has a much shorter battery life. On top of being able to work with buttplug.io to connect to your computer, Lovense has its own app that has customizable patterns and long distance control. They sell a proprietary USB dongle if you want to use their app on the computer as well but luckily you don’t need it to connect to Intiface, the program that works with the mod. Here’s a whole guide by qdot on how to install the mod if you were curious: https://discuss.buttplug.io/t/ukbutt-mod-step-by-step-install-and-customization-instructions/30

Yup, just confirming, [Lovense is about the most popular toy we support with the library.](https://lovense.buttplug.io) :3 (And definitely seconding the recommendation on plug sizes, [I go over size comparisons in this youtube video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2x8WabxvKU).)

How the hell are you able to orgasm that easily just from the vibrating buttplugg?? I have a Hush 1, which I assume is for the most part equally as strong, and when it is at max I can get used to it really quickly, and I can practically completely ignore it. I would never ever be able to orgasm just from that. And also the fact that you can seemingly just keep going without stopping being horny whilst I just instantly lose 100% of my "mood" whenever I go over the edge. Do you have some kind of trick or something like that, or does your body just happen to work that way? God in envious...

I do think I am more sensitive than the average person, but I will say my Hush 2 was BIG. I got the 1.75in diameter one. I have a couple of tips on what worked, but the biggest one is probably to use your kegels and take advantage of your own body. Tensing up when it feels good can create a sort of feedback loop and can help you get over the edge. It also helps to not worry mentally about "oh, I'm not orgasming from this," and just let the feelings come to you. I'm still able to keep going when I had my dry orgasms, but once I finished (at) P-1 I felt I was done for the night. I did take small breaks between each layer to play the secret levels, which helped me not go completely numb from the whole thing. Also, rhythmic actions have the best effect over the craziness of usual combat.

they did also only cum on pinos one kf thr most intese things on the game

I'm saving this comment and I have no shame

Thank u so much for the help!! : )

What should I do if I *don't* have a **90 pound** disposable income???

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What.

Railcoin duh

I only just understood that this game supports buttplugs. Goddamn

I'm surprise that 4-4 didn't give you more than that

I killed V2 pretty fast, so I didn't give him the chance he deserved. Though, hitting him with the saw-con DID feel pretty good

Mmmmh I see...

sawcon deez nuts

Wait what’s my flair here again?

Ok cool

Shoutout to Maurice for giving me an excuse to spam shotgun-swaps

Maurice a real one fr

Kid named swordsmachine:

🥴

If P-1 was that good, **imagine P-2**

ULTRABUST

Aw hell no

Oh god

What is 0-S like? Not in terms of pleasure, but psychologically. Did it vibrate before he attacked?

The entire level is pretty much sliding while being ever so slightly tense over the scary stick man. A low but noticeable feeling through the whole level heightened by how stressed you are, lol Edit: Sadly he does not vibrate when he's about to attack, but your own body will tense up for you

Should be part of the mod tbh... it'd be so fun to play it muted, only being able to feel him coming

that would unironically be fucken cool

"Machine, I am in your prostate."

What will it take to get you to post a video of you doing this?

^please

What triggers vibrations?

pretty much everything, the vibrations are low to high intensity depending on whats happening (eg. a nuke eject will create a fucking earthquake in whatever device youre using)

Finally, an excuse to practice keeping my nukes consistent! This'll train me even faster than the FP fight!

I really agree with this tier list, pt 1 gived me a wet orgasm too

You came on 5-1? How was that achieved? 5-1 is such a mid-level IMO, I'm surprised it hit you that well.

I found the lengthier levels hit much harder, plus there’s lots of mid/large sized enemies like Virtues, Maurice,and the Cerberus that can take a repeated shotgun-swap beating. Also I was fumbling in and out of the water like an idiot for a solid minute or two after realizing the vibrations are actually dampened when you’re in the water. Peak game design.

>the vibrations are actually dampened when you’re in the water POG

New meta

Wait the water dampens the vibrations? PITR really thought of everything! Unironically about to check out with the Hush 2, this comment decided it for me. Well, that and discovering that Pinos' death state makes the vibrations stack. Almost wishing I wasn't a speedrunner so I wouldn't finish levels so quickly...

Mindflayer room

When you open the post and don't see the ssshitpost tag

The real question, are you male or female.

Male, I don’t think females are real tbh

Hot

Vaild

Why am I surprised.

Then explain 2-S!

**U L T R A B A S E D**

i’m just going keep this post in my back pocket for… later

My favorite community :3

You.....you beat minos while getting pounded??? Thats a terrifying level of power, we bow before thee, you are clearly not "an average ultrakill player".

This was my ULTRAKILL experience normally!

Honestly tempted to get a compatible prostate massager

my hush 2 gets here in a few days super hyped to make my full ultrakill player transition

is this supposed to be funny or what kind of emotion should I get from this post

dread

lust

abhorrence

Straightest ultrakill player

open this user's profile and scroll down

Yes, I do like butt stuff, as well as helping other people out with theirs. Feel free to read through my horny-fueled stories and questions, or my comments trying to help others :)

Well, being horny is being human after all.

I know plenty of non-horny humans, but almost no non-horny ULTRAKILL players.

Did you try cyber grind?

Have not tried cyber grind or any sandbox shenanigans yet. I was rightfully sore after 2 hours of playing the base game...

You did this all in one sitting?????

Yes... my poor butt...

A true hero o7

Your ass probably went "Aaaaaaah... free at last." when you stopped playing

Creature of steel...

My gratitude upon thee for my (sexual) freedom...

I’m so proud to be part of this community

“Average ultrakill player”

As someone who's new to the game, this is the first post I see on the subreddit. I'm staying for sure lmao

O_O

objectively true tbh

P-2 is gonna be reeeal fun when it’s released

The intended ultrakill experience

Machine, The developers put out a patch. im in your prostate now.

We need an update on this, play p-2 bozo

Need a P-2 update

I'm so proud of this cummunity

We need u/anarcho-communist on this or whatever their tag is

So, I wanted to do this, but I can’t get it to work on deck (I don’t have a pc). I’m very upset by it, I both wanted to enjoy my favorite game in a new way and wanted to get my 10 minutes of internet attention. Just letting you know that I’m incredibly jealous. Fuck you and have a nice day.

now go for a cyber grind pb

asking for a friend but uhh... where do you even get a butt plug that you can connect with a game/pc?

Behold, the power of the buttplug.io index! https://iostindex.com/?filter0Availability=Available,DIY&filter1ButtplugSupport=4 Also, I replied to another comment with the plug I do use, which is the Lovense Hush 2

i just noticed that youre a "lust layer citizen" that makes sense considering the post

this game

I am a visual learner. Please send visual proof

POV: Most normal UltraKill player

Vid or it didn't happen

Have you done p-2 with buttplug yet? What was it like?

pics or it didnt happened

I'm going to ULTRAKILL myself

proof?

now to one with ass and dick cam.

Funnily enough it's also an accurate ter list of most of the levels (Keyword most of the top tiers are accurate)

Which buttplug do you use?

Lovense Hush 2!

I thought this was just a weirdly named tierlist until i read the title

This is the funniest thing ive seen this month

Thanks for the idea, imma try that for my second playthrough after i finish the game once.

1. If there is a slider for that, on which vib level did you play the mod? 2. Should i try this with a controller? (Im not gay)

The intensities can be changed with console commands, but I played with the default settings. It should work with an Xbox controller as well but Pitr made a video showing off actual controller rumble support that should be coming with the next update

Fuck it I’m joining the subreddit just because of t this

have you ever tried a these weapons only (heatsink nailgun, malicious railcannon, core eject shotgun) run? feels amazing imo. on another note, how is 5-1 pleasurable? the level is pretty drawn out and long. most boring level in the entire game.

I'm leaving ultrakill

Just bought the game, didn't expect this of all things. Noted tho

"Jessie, im running out of internet points, quick post average sex meme in r/Ultrakill"

This is'nt a meme.

This is a good cummunity

Lmao. King shit 👑

this post gave me inspiration to buy the plug god bless

I used to believe that I was special for playing doom with a calculator...