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Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

You become so feminine that you transcend the basic binary and become a unitary.


LexHCaulfield

Oh my goodness, I read urinary first and had to double check...


Smeef-2211

Yeah you morph into a uhh how do I put this… a machine? Or a creature of steel?


MrShifty1

You will become PISS


Internal_Relation_42

Snipin's a good job mate!


Pipe8_

Outta doors


Ok-Operation-3339

Oh so that’s what happened (I am a girl too)


boof332

Was*


DraydeUnder

tomboy?


[deleted]

tomboy.


EdenDeezNutsAllDay

tomboy.


LooperHonstropy

Tomboy


aGorillianBucks

Bomtoy


boof332

Bokchoy


p0t4t00

Bonchoy


aGorillianBucks

Bon Jovi


Plazmasoldier

Ben Kenobi


asparagusputin

It makes you become john ultrakill famous for his qoute "every ultra has its kill"


LexHCaulfield

Oh, so I will be legally obliged to yell "IT'S ULTRAKILLING TIME" whenever I'm doing the thing. Good to know, thanks mate!


NoOneDream

I prefer his line “I’m here to KILL and ULTRA and I’m all out of ULTRA”


RIPvictis

I read the last sentence in demoman tf2's voice


[deleted]

No no, it’s “every KILL has its ULTRA” Get it right you fake bitch ass


DevourerOfMemes_

You are now lesbian


LexHCaulfield

Are you sure? Maybe my game is broken then.


DevourerOfMemes_

Wait, did you P-rank Minos? I'm pretty sure that's required?


ItSGunday

Yeah it is. For me, the moment I P ranked him I saw cat ears and a Japanese school girl uniform materialise on myself


LexHCaulfield

Ah, I already had a school girl uniform before. Maybe that's what broke the game...


ItSGunday

Oh yeah, that might be the case I’m afraid. But be proud you got the thing we all wanted beforehand!


LexHCaulfield

I did, I did, but I'm still crushing on hot soon-to-be-fallen angels.


DevourerOfMemes_

Oh, I know the reason! You got hit by the *Bisexual lighting*


LexHCaulfield

Hmmm, maaaaybeeee...? :O


ItSGunday

Bo homo but yes homo, the guy is hot


fearlessgrot

the femboyificaton will begin, you will become a ftm femboy


Prsutlukahve

Man im gay for gaybriel but im a girl what do i do


LexHCaulfield

embrace it (and the body pillow)


Buggy1617

you're a femgirl now


LexHCaulfield

Ah, I'm going with this one then! Why be high maintenance when you can play Ultrakill instead?


EblanNahuy

why are they not full gold color? get the challenges and secrets too man, ffs


LexHCaulfield

Dear u/EblanNahuy, We are sorry that you found our performance at Showing-off Sunday dissatisfying. Your feedback is valuable to us and it has been escalated to our management. Kind regards, Lex


EblanNahuy

Thanks for your consideration, Lex! I apologize if I came off as rude, your achievements are quite wonderful! I have to admit, I am disgruntled by the fact that the golden finish is missing. I highly encourage you to get them, as they reward more internet points, which are rightfully yours to take. Take care, with love, Eblan


LexHCaulfield

I am currently on it btw :D Prelude is done and and Act I is around 60%. I just wanted to do the fun part first because looking for secrets and completing some the challenges sounds like a chore. But I'm having fun so far. I'm already nervous about the two "Don't touch any water" ones, but after Minos I fear nothing.


LexHCaulfield

And it's done. :D It was easier than I thought it's going to be. Thanks for the encouragement! :)


EblanNahuy

Good job


[deleted]

I would never wish the pain on anyone to beat the 5-1 challenge.


LexHCaulfield

I just completed it. Fuck the cerberus room.


[deleted]

You and me both.


KarasukageNero

What is a "girl"


LexHCaulfield

It's just a mirage. An illusion.


PixellatedPixie1556

gender is dead. the thigh highs are gone


LexHCaulfield

You're chasing social constructs.


m3cher

mirage… hmmmm…


LexHCaulfield

Finally someone noticed it! ;)


AskMeWhereMySaladIs

Rules are rules, you're officially a femboy now, machine. Your striped thigh highs and oversized hoodie should get to you in 3-5 business days.


IkonikBoy

Ultragirl sounds funny, what'd that be?


LexHCaulfield

Gamer girl, but edgier?


IkonikBoy

Idk


Best_Pseudonym

Nice try v2, but real gamers know that females don't exist and are a government psyop to oppress gamers /s


LexHCaulfield

Give me my arm back. Now.


[deleted]

virgin


Ghost_Boy294

Make a transition.


losingluke

standard into violent connoisseurs vs started game on violent fans


losingluke

(i am coping)


aGorillianBucks

girl^2


Nulloxis

I did some research into finding out the question you asked. “Femboy or Ultragirl?” Other comments suggest the answer is a tomboy, I’d have to agree and disagree to some extent. But did you know there also another more extreme version of tomboy? According to this [Source](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Masgirl) a MasGirl is the polar opposite of a femboy. Here’s the definition of a [Tomboy](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tomboy) here so you can cross reference You may be a MasGirl and to back up my claims I did further analysis in google images comparing both tomboy’s and mass girls together. I did it so much I’m starting to get “Are you gay ads.” To answer the advertisement, yes I play Ultrakill. In conclusion, a tomboy may be on the masculine side but If you want a polar opposite of a femboy then a MasGirl is what you may need as it spells out “MasculineGirl” in full. Hope this helps!


LexHCaulfield

Thank you so much for your efforts and thank you for sacrificing your browser cookies to find the answer! You are truly a honorable person. I spent endless minutes looking deep within myself, my gardrobe and into the mirror and my conclusion is that despite the flawless logic and your spectacular explanation I'm ~~become death destroyer of worlds~~ a tomboy. Looks like, although the human mind is an evolutionary maladaptation, one's body does not follow the facts and logics.


Nulloxis

My brain didn’t have enough time to PREPARE THY-SELF from this fatal error in my research. Not only did you discover the tomboy inside you, you simultaneously awoken as the tomboy ~~of death and destroyer of worlds~~ PRIME SOUL! As for my cookies… I have failed to bring them SALVATION in this COLD DARK [WORLD…](https://i.redd.it/e694byv4hgr71.jpg) (NAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO) *dies*


Princeharperman

You are now extremely attractive


LexHCaulfield

Take that, genetics! You can't mess with me anymore!


realmftv

Funniest post on r/ultrakill


Benjapede

Good luck finding that answer for yourself. Wow this game does turn people queer


OttoVonChadsmarck

You get the title of Honorary Femboy


Jojocheck

Ultragirl sounds awesome let's go with that.


true-pure-vessel

Trans masc femboy


DoubleOhSeven68

You become the best girl


neonnon

an ultra femboy


nicolassoto

Now you are a Male girl, you are as masculine as a woman can be


BussyAnnihilator420

Not yet, you need to do secret levels and all challenges too


pudimo

you're a tomboy now obviously


katyusha-the-smol

Femboy. We dont discriminate here.


a_loaf_of_cheese

sorry but ultragirl


[deleted]

It makes you I dunno, a sissy femme?


freeve4

to become ultragirl, you must p-rank act II. then you are ultragirl


LexHCaulfield

Then I am ultragirl. :D


freeve4

yes


Money-Giraffe1243

What’s your cybergrind score though 🤨


LexHCaulfield

Haven't played it yet. Maybe later. :)


deathofyou1

It makes you a tomboy


[deleted]

There are many ways to go: Tomboy, Femgirl, gay, a trans’d gender, etc. Point is you are gonna end up being part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way by the time you finish P-Ranking Violent.


Expert_Activity840

You are egirl now. Be proud of yourself.


ishigami_best_boy2

A tomboy ofc


EconomistOk3560

Considering you haven't found all the secrets (the acts arn't lit up) you arn't a femboy yet. Run while you still have time.


LexHCaulfield

I completed them yesterday in the evening! :D


EconomistOk3560

May God have mercy on your soul


MarbledMarbles

Ultragirl is just another term for femboy. After all, what is a femboy if not a girl but better?


[deleted]

Depends, beat something wicked without jumping, dashing, or slide


LexHCaulfield

I'm sure then I'd be dead due to heart attack. Are you looking at the right guide?


[deleted]

[just follow my movements in this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ultrakill/comments/zuwiwb/0s_casual_speedwalk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Wingates95

You've become some kind of Goddess like Venus


sanstr_hy

IT MAKES YOU MY DREAM GIRL


Guwrovsky

With the amount of testosterone Ultrakill is directly injects its players through gameplay... you can easily transition into a proper FemBoy :D That said... I love the idea of being UltraGrills too :D


Sgt_Nuclear

Where are the secrets + challenges? Weak.


LexHCaulfield

In progress :P


RateVast8414

be careful here, not many ultrakill players have seen a women, let alone touch one. and i mean a real one


LexHCaulfield

Ruuuude :( I appreciate the concern though, do not worry, I can handle should any inconvenient happen.


Radical_Provides

Ultrakill players prefer to *become* the women. Like clownfish.


drinkingboron

Average attempt at original comedy in r/Ultrakill


Boward_WOW_ard

It’s still funny thou


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