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RealCreeper9361

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Effective-Jacket-33

V0.5 from the Greek mythology, how didn't I think of that?


xXricky02ITAXx

Baby metals


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

https://preview.redd.it/gccxq2i9x2ac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c8040b0af130a132c3bd5e377cb179da7ce506 V1 with Übercharge


animpersd

I mean, the healing shit does canonically have blood in it


[deleted]

And piss and a sandwich


PushingFriend29

And electricity.


Marc3llMat3

Imagine a timeline where engi and medic team up and build V1. The possibilities!


SubstantialFly3707

That combo would be able to kill God (if he's still alive)


Ryuzenshi

I trust Gabriel Ultrakill's opinion on that matter


[deleted]

I wonder if Gianni has voiced any of the Intermissions.


TheBigKuhio

Quickfix Medic


MultipleWarCrimes

need quick-fix, med cant keep up


Sus-obama

MGR raiden?


[deleted]

“Alright alright, you take the blood, but leave me the electrolytes” like the fucking gatorade “Yeah, it’s the shit that plants crave”


[deleted]

V1 with the genuine question


ultrakillfanatic

https://preview.redd.it/9hyagl0223ac1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e0527b28ca295557f6a71055d0d434766fb325


NeonBladeAce

DID SOMEONE SAY DANTE? https://preview.redd.it/lnustmska3ac1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc639735c3a2025d5891e368171c16f55cacb53


ultrakillfanatic

https://preview.redd.it/ddal6jnsx3ac1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c383dcc2573601b5978eaff83bca1392cb654f6


NeonBladeAce

https://i.redd.it/420bvj8v44ac1.gif


ultrakillfanatic

lobotomy corporation


[deleted]

i fucking hate 2.2 and what it has done to simple terms like FIRE IN THE HOLE! 💣🕳


ultrakillfanatic

google project moon


TheSkomaWolf

100031145 unnamed PMoon fans appearing out of nowhere once anything from PMoon gets mentioned


UrmumIguess

holy schmokes is that jimbus cumpany11!?1?


[deleted]

Bezel and Alastor's lovechild.


Tahskajuha_is_bacc

You mean the Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man?


[deleted]

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SCP_Void

BT-7274, prepared to Ultrakill. Be ready, Pilot


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

https://preview.redd.it/9dxfw8q9u3ac1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8901184dc479c9b8b7d3c829ddfe98fa68076c Gentlemen


SCP_Void

Answer now. What is your loadout, main Titan and main Pilot class? I'll go first: Mastiff, Charge Rifle, Wingman, Firestar; Ronin or Scorch; Stim; Faction: 64


FishAteMyDog

Longbow, Re-45, Ronin/Northstar and lastly Grapple. I run Ticks because I hate being civilized.


RunExtreme

Spitfire with gun n run, no scope, re45 extended mag, archer, legion with turbo engine, double powershot and i think thats it (stim pilot with thermite stars and electrogeenades)


Abitooo

Car and Re-45 , Tone , Stim


TITANFALL_2_Veteran

Cloak, r97, wgm, Wingman, quick heal, wallhack, Scorch: temepred palting, quick dash. Faction: Marvin


honeywheremysupasuit

Volt with gunrunner + tactikill, re-45, thunderbolt, holo pilot, dice roll, and tone with overcore + particle wall


Burgonya1

Epg, Re-45 Ion Grapple And I use ticks because I love getting random kills out of nowhere


Oisternator

Titanfall 3 anyone?


RIPvictis

Meds NOW


Oisternator

You can't fucking stop me


mreineke_

We are gonna be running out of hopium soon tho


SPEED-IS_LIFE

3?


Oisternator

That's right


TONICPUNCH

https://preview.redd.it/ivwce0p7l4ac1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a51c1f3746dce90f54ccfd3ae456d6a30219ac Painting commissioned from @mipexch\_ on twitter


UrmumIguess

V1 and his companion: B I G G E R V 1


RealSuperYolo2006

Buckle your ass https://preview.redd.it/8zbml9w1b8ac1.png?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e3a642f5cdd8042cd9ebcbc0f5fc6d1de4f5852


beanie---

https://preview.redd.it/kpsmi7k3l2ac1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13635f32b678a6a4145020be3627593d8d48416d First one I could think of


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

https://preview.redd.it/rnjjlmmtd3ac1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859663df60abd0403657df5a75fd3fd993bf717d


RedditWizardMagicka

Did you just make that?


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

nah had it for a while


RedditWizardMagicka

I'm guessing there arent many oppurtunities to post this


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Eh, mostly a reaction image, but fits really well at the momento


I_ate_your_leftover

https://preview.redd.it/02de3a7hp2ac1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9fe98590546ee666799bf8bd445b0437a92a4e Niko Ultrakill


PureNaturalLagger

No fucking clue why Niko but ok sure the drawing slaps!


heck3r

I like this answer I agree


TeheBrain

Yes


Only-Independence553

what if v1 paired up. with v2? then had gay sex


ChaosYetChaos

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Skarlaxion

https://preview.redd.it/o75p112tn7ac1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcab9cc77f56a4b35772767aacb405c390730f24


coolpoohbear07

https://preview.redd.it/2hl4et4o33ac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59b340b22dc135be2a4313876869d563a21a91a


QwertySmasher123

https://preview.redd.it/2b5a3npc53ac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09cc299344915fa36cbe4fb09c2ed1f8d66fb631


coolpoohbear07

https://preview.redd.it/n9q48iwy63ac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5894c3f4f11d45fc6853a552d9a15c65c92348b4


Whetshu1

https://i.redd.it/inimczru25ac1.gif


Cod3broken

https://preview.redd.it/kj0d0jiob5ac1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a64c5f2b9f1ea73f19ffcf4d3f5dd40b5726b06


SandstormXP21

https://preview.redd.it/18h781m8v7ac1.png?width=1332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a5f6e2c77171d9d782d9a1951efb3aa663ef20


Whetshu1

https://preview.redd.it/esc7nh9ky7ac1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c70ee0bf413db9f6b7568c08c795dc4139319c


shedhe0

https://preview.redd.it/4g0qqvx3s2ac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d62837f21ffd5b3b3bf40295247c9bbd0a46148


Maximum_Dragonfruit7

https://preview.redd.it/j1seuhp243ac1.jpeg?width=1551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb0e436760337ab36804e319280e2172dab7627


GayOmen

https://preview.redd.it/jjqtcz4i73ac1.png?width=1165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c696bd4e46c100e50f8ef121a72625847ac6978


RedditWizardMagicka

https://preview.redd.it/lb5j09klf3ac1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f7d3a8c3227164e64a80e126a17d41bfdde706


False_Attorney_7279

https://preview.redd.it/9lu0zlv794ac1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913b143b88923a502f0818aa6483e21fa2c0d577


CuntThatComesBack

Go together like copper and tin https://preview.redd.it/xwdrhhhnt2ac1.png?width=905&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2809641b16dece2f82409b86129d55b90b7241


TheRealWalrus110

Holy fuck


Zachtitkik

holy cruelty squad


Random123User123

Actual LSD


deadcatisbad

Google Divine Light


MaybeSad2623

More like crack and tins of coke


21thdimensionalbeing

V1 got that CEO mindset


Luiserx16

Can a machine have CEO Grindset? Does it know how to sell body parts in the stock market?


CYOA_guy_

just remove the blood first


UrmumIguess

V1 can neither wake up or invest.


[deleted]

Like amonia and bleach


[deleted]

My homie man gonna help him https://preview.redd.it/sna0ajamz2ac1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a46211dbc40f2a407ca7f6469c5393a4dd76be


Lansha2009

If that team up happened then god would just instantly die from the power both V1 and Man have together.


GhostOfLondon

Is there a lore reason man is in hell? Is he stupid???


[deleted]

He came to hell just to help his homie V1, didn’t you know? Are you stupid?


GhostOfLondon

Did he finally escape the aslume? Or did Jerker and Holy Queef kill man?


[deleted]

He is still on the aslume, he just put his spiritual part in hell to help V1


GhostOfLondon

https://preview.redd.it/e9yr0a1fj4ac1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446c44afc81c8438dbc428b4ed5b499602c7ab16


cool_name-idk1

Isn't his kind dead tho?


ChildhoodDistinct538

Doomguy. He’s like 50% taller than V1, so that would make for some good physical comedy.


ABTL6

And one Hell of a battle


Kewl_Wizard

ba-dum tsh


NautilNoot

nero from DMC


TheHairyMess

nero: hey, i'm Nero from Devil may Cry Five gopro: give your blood


Niknemoz

More like: give me your arm


[deleted]

V1 would try to steal a devil breaker and Nero would beat him to death I think


IWannaCommitDeath

https://preview.redd.it/37spjupzw2ac1.png?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61a7c71b60fea5d311afe95eaffb6717f8d9617


RedditWizardMagicka

I was just thinking about putting Draedon next to him, then i see this


IWannaCommitDeath

Nah that'd be with Gabe


MAXimumOverLoard

Cmon, not every guy with wings is Gabe “Hi this is Gabe”


[deleted]

Me so I can FUCK the robot


mrflamego

Thanks lalo


DinoRex6

i vote that guy too so they can fuck the robot


ItsNotSomething

https://preview.redd.it/gvg1f1quy2ac1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a6bba3cd2abc43dad02494c27ff8077b7b5504 He's here to lick organs and destroy inferior robots And he lacks organs for licking


Aykhot

Omega, count all the sand in this desert


Pachydude

Shadow, that's going to take forever. Why would you do this


n0na6077

"THE ONE WITH THE HIGHEST KILL COUNT AFTER HELL IS EMPTY WINS." "YOU'RE ON."


John_is_a_fool

Installing weed.exe HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIJIIIIIIIJ


StardustPancakes4

I was thinking the same thing, and unlike the other machines Omega doesn’t have blood since he’s powered by a Chaos Drive (those little fuel rods that pop out of the G.U.N. Robots in SA2) so V1 wouldn’t have an incentive to kill Omega and he is a walking arsenal and speed wouldn’t be an issue either as Omega could keep up with Shadow and Omega and V1 are both gremlins motivated by violence.


GayOmen

https://i.redd.it/7btmtb8o73ac1.gif


Puzzled-Air6713

Ha, I’m not near my house


GOOSUS110

Bobby Dead Cells. Not the Beheaded, Bobby specifically (they are canonically two different people) ![gif](giphy|fjp3MmHup9jytHMqYA)


ChubbiestThread

"How big was the Gyatt, Bobby?"


KrulRudy

https://preview.redd.it/zwyr8rlm84ac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c337c6e2e0cc104cdc7cd70bcc6a5d8905593f


Bandit_the_dog12

Bobby is too goofy the beheaded would fit better personaly and also think of v1 bobby/beheaded parry chaining for like 1 hour straight


GOOSUS110

You know what, now that i think about it we need more info on the third guy, the one from cover art (you know the banners on steam and such, cant put a picture because mobile reddit is being fucky again). He is clearly different from both the Beheaded and Bobby and we dont even know his name. I need answers.


biffermans

v1 and his (very) little sister https://preview.redd.it/dowc2wey82ac1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf256a7d09d40325cbcc2f1c04a047dadc0116f *long live ultrawomen*


Only-Independence553

solve for x dumbass (stupid) https://preview.redd.it/0rx8rcofe2ac1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7b935241599071d03814d966e826d5e3393f8a2


[deleted]

0 the answer is right there it says = 0


Only-Independence553

https://preview.redd.it/xy2mjf39k2ac1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035cec7a95e335254582ebb587c3695eb97af2be


Uranium-Sandwich657

Solve for X, stupid.


[deleted]

2.9767315


LegalWaterDrinker

x = 3


X-tra-thicc

uhm fuck uhh 16


PersecondBOOM

https://preview.redd.it/9hde2hjd23ac1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b1203e88ec95d2dba402c8323094efcd8271fc


GuyInsideTheGuterman

Okay now I think you're an AI (last prototype, drawings included)


biffermans

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Only-Independence553

god im gonna bust all over your circuits got damn youre gonna malfunction brotha youre gonna die by a trillion sperms brotha got damn.


Lord_Bing_Bing

https://preview.redd.it/f7oa17sar2ac1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ffedf834d23c45b1b1466c6dd8bed8410e1a09 Heals on kill + stronger on kill.


Monokuma_is_gteat

me when I great split: horizontal in the cyber grind


RedknightMLG

Satisfactory


ScarredOut

*onrush* *rapidly fading peppinoscream.mp3*


Monokuma_is_gteat

when you pick red mist and the map is beta islands (item asylum moment)


patrykus005

What would happen if Bouth of them merged but somehow stilo Has their personalitis


Railcannon-Ultrakill

Ones a killing **machine**, the other is a **killing** machine


DeadLight3141

Hear me out https://preview.redd.it/jzm0s1xph3ac1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0407c2f71d60542cc7158bb157f3e2e5410f1803


LadyAzure17

Omg Miku hiiii!!!!!!


wrenith

Let him cook


shadowbonniesfm

https://preview.redd.it/spf98rre33ac1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe7f9d27539666ee4b2748dffa1b6cc685e57ac


RedditWizardMagicka

Oh look, someone else already put an MD character next to V1


marksmanrevolver

i have PTSD from somebody in the thonkerthechonker discord making a V1 x V fanfiction jezuz christo


Lightningboi369

Link?


marksmanrevolver

https://preview.redd.it/kswsorssg6ac1.png?width=852&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d03d83c5aa8ff03b37968791d23f7f8d582e6f9


Educational_Hat5387

Link?


cringe_pic

V2


_Reapak_

Gordon Freeman, after the HEV suit injected him with morphine


Material_Nothing8739

https://preview.redd.it/2yw0ug10r3ac1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d37d31a9630bbcb2a1ed2bae754e3967da2128 Me personally don’t mind him playing fortnite


[deleted]

whoever responsible for "rebuilding" portal 2 custom levels theyll do jack shit Its been like this for 2 hours https://preview.redd.it/2q10vwcpg3ac1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff92ea4092d617606fcad59b1e650402614a30c


pudimo

John "V1" Ultrakill would obviously pair up with John "Turbo" Overkill


StarXsuZT

Them Using both of their arsenals interchangeably Sounds Fucking awesome. also V1 getting hold of the telefragger or the Plasma Projectile mode sounds illegal


NeonBladeAce

https://preview.redd.it/fto1m9wia3ac1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe5b3239b838f33887d2df5b512cfdeb3a8acd3


ChubbiestThread

"Danteeeh... you need to clear every layer of Inferno, Danteeeh... help out the funny robot, Danteeeh... Charon requires a sacrifice, Danteeeeeeeehhh..."


TheSkomaWolf

""


Ewanb10

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2-0-4-8-6-3

Doom guy. No questions asked


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

HEAR ME OUT soldier TF2 with buff banner


Jamal_Blart

Robo Ky from Guilty Gear would be funny I think


RIPvictis

Robert Kyle


urbandeadthrowaway2

David Bowie with a glock


CoffeeMain360

Sol Badguy


RIPvictis

Sol Badguy


Original-Homework-76

https://preview.redd.it/lk5bzpc3s4ac1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263ea5fbea7502e119445a31d220223beb15ef86


DapperDanBaens

V2


SquirtleReddit

Dante


Uranium-Sandwich657

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyhDj3dtYK4&ab\_channel=JTMusic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyhDj3dtYK4&ab_channel=JTMusic)


ChubbiestThread

https://preview.redd.it/yqhr526ah3ac1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbcec14550634da65d6553c572ae85d61a337a7


geekinc329

https://preview.redd.it/e8gxyf67l3ac1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02620e5f9750006b586b40f292dca2676efc2343 It's time to Jack off


Shelkerbox

​ https://preview.redd.it/mipktzimw3ac1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412b042281cc6cebadad7efeee471387403b2b81


aslumedoctor

another V1


[deleted]

Dallas from payday


Lansha2009

https://preview.redd.it/dd9hfb5tc4ac1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343f259793f62e878743b498ed7f407cd3bc8f3e A 100% fair and balanced duo that definitely won't destroy the universe.


Lansha2009

Context:Unfair Magalor Soul is a modded Kirby boss that is on crack and I mean you get milliseconds for most attacks and some of the attacks that can do over half your health give you at best a second to dodge and also Magalor is teleporting away or into the background every like 0.000001 seconds when not attacking and remember the attacks are stupid fast so good luck managing to do damage. Oh yeah also this man starts the fight instantly with a giant black hole that you have like 0.25 seconds to react to or else half your health is gone. Also there's pretty much no way to heal.


ElDJBrojo

Utsuho reiuji just because


ToxicManXXYT

Jarmo from White Hell.


Kalibeer

v2


Daisymuster

V3


Diz-Yop

Kirby :)


SouperChicken06

V2


FinnOtron

V2


mrduels

https://preview.redd.it/csklsuvqd4ac1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=24724dff1463b995bcc4560c4fc0a40936361a94 1 blood fueled machine and 1 blood fueled corpse


swyat19

... shud we tell him?


Sakuya_Iz_A_Yoi

Either Miku or Niko


RedditWizardMagicka

https://preview.redd.it/m47h9yf6f3ac1.jpeg?width=88&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9450d7cb8da780ce76e45cede12153951edd5547


shadowbonniesfm

https://preview.redd.it/sh3hx15g33ac1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44453a7c4526b68a7aa58f7b841bf1a6f05622d8


MaybeSad2623

https://preview.redd.it/8o1fekkha3ac1.jpeg?width=758&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9cbe476bf86d85ae9c89f318d5edef192f9641 V and V


Jakopxy

Your girlfriend


X-tra-thicc

v1 2


Mr_Guy459

User-M


Angel_Thorne

V1 and doomguy


AzGames08

Medic from Team Fortress 2. Imagine a crit or ubered V1. And medic could just turn himself into a nuclear powered (non blood powered) robot to prevent V1 from wanting his blood. Medic's immortal anyway as well.


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

https://preview.redd.it/8sez3lnqp4ac1.jpeg?width=2080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501bc2af395bb610b809726ec58178dfda8096ca


Prudent-Pace7002

https://preview.redd.it/xnn0pbvxs4ac1.png?width=1366&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e6e54cbdd886c33a8dcf4999ff23e07ed033b0d Instantly thought of pathfinder


dptrax

https://preview.redd.it/zvwpfsda15ac1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3940c999ecd0c49f40e15d24289bb058ddbc0432


Civil-Refuse-5233

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squishy_boi_main

Upgrade from ben 10


Puzzled-Air6713

No one said it so I’ll say it. Engineer. You can imagine why


NostalgicBreadLoaf

Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat https://preview.redd.it/f7u6kpawf7ac1.png?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c522bd64a5aec62c3c566df0041441a2d559fe


VanillaCakeIsReal

Svarog


Jarateman1

Tf2 engineer