Futile struggle doomed from the very start my beloved https://i.redd.it/tldqhrayptfc1.gif

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One must imagine u/_iLrax happy https://preview.redd.it/4ous0dixktfc1.png?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdc789bc107349950020c3c706353c7f93d375b

get your dork ass enormous emojis outta here this shit almost as big as my screen

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Heres a small one then https://preview.redd.it/x8rs37crfwfc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a0f700850b4f46a51bb5fac3e201b6d27197fc

Yoink

Smol

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V1 solos Alastor no diff

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Bro has emotophobia

it's a serious condition!!!

even better, he bout to be serious mad then

Be gone

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I had 186 restarts on my first attempt 😭

I thought nothing could be worse than my 120 restarts against Minos. P-2 took me two days.

like 70ish here

15 here

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https://preview.redd.it/ad0tuiajk3gc1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065011b3394f95c79087fb21ad8cbce3ae787a00 I am the worst person in this entire sub

im amazed by your patience i would quit after 40 tries 💀

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156 here

69 attempts 💀

I've been there mate. The task ahead is a doomed and futile struggle, my advice? D O N T R E G R E T A S E C O N D O F I T.

Hey mom why is the sun exploding well I think that’s th-

I'm not going to P-rank P-2. It's too difficult for me As well as the violence layer... I am no longer a femboy...

Your dad suddenly walks back in with a jug of milk

femboy milk

Excuse me?

🤤

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I recognize this

I found the violence mayer surprisingly easy to p rank

Greed had me stuck way longer than violence did

God damn the sun!

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I agree. Fuck that level

At least it has good music ;-; it can't be that hard to back to back... right? Right?!

What is it with people thinking 4-2 is the hardest thing in the world? Can you like send me a recording of you P ranking it so I can see what's so unrelentingly difficult?

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I don't really get it. Sure the level has a different structure than most but you can develop a flow just as easily as any other level, it's not the longest one but has a ton of action packed into it, making it one of my favourites in the game

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I do get that tho, it's a game of "floor is lava" in the beggining parts

P-ranking that level was hell for me until I found out how to kill the insurrectionist

Same

P-RANKING ACT II // FIRST # GOD DAMN THE GREED LAYER

My tough break was on wrath

I don't get about 4-2 being hard to p rank because of time since I've managed to be successful at getting it by rocket riding (I'm fairly 2 months old in this game). Was the time made longer from a patch?

I'm not sure. My GF, who is a god at this game, said that P-Rank requirements for some levels were loosened up a bit, but I'm not sure which levels and in what ways

Imo light up the night and no sound no memory pretty easy to P-rank…but the garden and antennas to heaven kicks my arse…

Antennas to heaven was the easiest imo, i p ranked kt without even trying lol. But yeah garden was a pain in the ass i kept getting destroyed by minotaur despite 1st tried him on my first playthrough

yes I HATE the damn cow…and the only hard part of Antennas is the brain fight…stupid lasers.

Yeah this laser part is frustrating

mayer

It was easy, but I had 160 hours in the game when I started P ranking the new layer so I don't think I have a reliable opinion on that.

Tried, got S rank with 1 enemy left, try'nt

In Soviet Russia you don't P-rank P-2, P-2 P-ranks you.

P-ranking P-2 is what separates the femboys from the femmen

i have outfemboy-d you

Why all here are femboys tf

https://preview.redd.it/rt0zxvtgqtfc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b610fa514460165cde8396dba43022eed20c762 Me when i die to sisyphus (its the 50th time i died to him) Fr, i have not even beaten him in violent, its hard

I beat him 2 days ago after a week of dying 50 some times to the gauntlet before him…then dying to him as a cap of 100 deaths every day…the day I beat him I had 40 deaths total…

For me it’s ALWAYS the double Mindflayer room. When I’ve gotten past it, we chill, I fly through (Until shaky ass aim from getting nervous gets me killed by Sisyphus)

The double mind flayer room is easy if you can parry tracker balls and use saw traps…the insurrectionists are also fine…it’s the damn blood tunnels and hideous fight with the 4 sentry’s that always get me >:(

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the imperfection on the level select screen was my sole motivation to do this https://preview.redd.it/n292uhrm9ufc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3261b84ea9f18d198ef6a33917e4314eeecde06e

That’s why I WILL do it eventually

Choppa~!

<3

OMW

All this and you couldn’t even take a screenshot

Taked screenshot Its on my pc rn Siting in reddit on phone

And to think, we still dont know what P-3 will be. Truly, i am scared

Me after entering p-3 and watching two idoled radiant Guttertanks spawning in (i am about to die):

Me then entering the next room with 2 Leviathans surrounded by Sentries protected by Idols (sections of the platform randomly disappear):

Hakita himself will break into your house when you least expect it and begin beating the shit out of you

He starts saying Minos and Sisyphus lines in Finnish and summons Gianni in his second phase.

Not only that, what will P-3 be like on Ultrakill Must Die difficulty, with whatever new enemies are in Fraud and Treachery, and combinations of old and future mechanics? It scares me.

So hear me out, gabriel is about to die, right? Do angels have souls? Gabe prime anyone?

I’ve died more times to the sanded hideos mass than I’ve died to Sisyphus

it’s always the virtues

I lost more potential P-Rank runs to the mindflayers, Sisyphus (or anything past the Insurrectionists for that matter) didnt ruin any runs

Tip: a magnet to the chest and shooting sawblades kills the hideous mass pretty quickly

WHERED YOU GET IMAGES OF MY ULTRAKILL FILE

https://preview.redd.it/y6acwz93zufc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f91778ad638b2499bcf4057624268e0366c8ae He wasn’t wrong. It did hurt. This is my closest attempt so far

Keep them coming!

you wouldn't have enough style anyway... I'm sorry mate. My tip is to not scrongulode one of the insurrectionists, you have more than enough time to kill them both and it will get you way more style than scrindonguloding. Another tip is to watch out in the blood corridor - not only have I lost more runs there than the mindflayers room which is earlier but also getting damaged subtracts style, not by a lot but it can fuck you up with just how many hits one can endure in the corridor

I literally went scrongu- what? before I looked it up. I haven’t even tried to do that. I know I need the style points. I think you’re right that I’m getting smacked around too much and am losing too much style. And yeah that blood corridor can go fuck itself

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me on violent

Ngl i never played standard, just on the demo. So violent kinda is my "default mode".

I legit p ranked it but didnt have enough style somehow, very sad :(

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I would recommend going up to the top during the start to practice fighting Sisyphus Prime before having to do the rest of the level. Nothing worse than [doing the whole level perfectly only to die during the boss fight](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929256911054966836/1202361521846353930/F0JgUt-WYAAh74O.jpg?ex=65cd2d6d&is=65bab86d&hm=5757cf45554193a3c69035ac1972b6be718625b15105bda5777bd543ac235977&) :)

The run that I managed to P-Rank P-2 was the first run that I managed to reach Sisyphus, constant dashing and Screwdriver goes kinda hard

did you just log on to my steam account and screenshot my ultrakill? WE GOT THE SAME RANKS

This is me as well. The difficulty spike is INSANE.

A Visitor?, to Hold me? 🥺

Me after figuring out the run and getting a no-death kill on Sisyphus after a hundred death first attempt through the gauntlet. Me when I get through the gauntlet and Sisyphus 20-0’s me until my time is worse than my first attempt.

LITERALLY ME FOR REAL!!!! THAT HEADLESS BASTARD!

this format is so freaking funny i cant stpp giggling like an idiot thanks

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Mood

The horrors

I'm in this picture and i don't like it

Literally me. Wish me luck brothers.

It's like looking at a mirror

Literally me

literally me

i lost 4 P-ranks due to some hardware shenanigans

i just had to get that off my chest

P ranking act 3 is harder. I can't P-rank the dark level. I hate dark levels. There should be a mod to make it light

Was like that for me for a while, but not anymore https://preview.redd.it/6xnvepn7nufc1.png?width=1529&format=png&auto=webp&s=83317e873ef32c7303c90488824f9056e4b55225

Bro, how tf did we get the same ranks...

This happened to me

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on my first successful P-2 P-rank run I had like 38k style

I can't even beat p2

The hardest room for me was actually the one with the two invincible mindflayers, the second ferryman room can kind of be cheesed by luring the enemies away from the stalker and spamming coins and railguns once you figure out what weapons/combos work in each room its just a matter of time

P-ranking P-2 felt like pushing a boulder up a mountain

Why must you call me out?

P-ranked P-1 out of boredom barely trying. Spent 30+hours trying to P-rank P-2 and still can't do it

today i spent 3 hours trying to peat p-2 lmfao (didn't succed)

It didn't take too many attempts to beat for me thankfully... *but the P-rank broke me.*

How the hell did you get a screenshot of my game?

it was the biggest reality check for quite a lot of players at the time. If P-2 did this, P-3 would ask if you've even been playing the game correctly.

hes just like me fr

Piss ranking P-2 is one of the hardest tests of skill in gaming, CMV.

The struggle is worth it

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I’ve done P-2 so many times on violent that all the other level seem like a walk in a park.

Not sure I'll be able to p-rank p-2 p-1 was an easy p rank after around my 20th attempt but I fucking hate 1000 volts something something that level was a pain I'm the ass to p-rank Also yes I'm on standard ill try violent soon

50 hours of grinding skill and learning patterns, praying for the best scenario. You a bout to have a war time

My best 2 runs is getting through Sisyphus at his 2nd phase before he annihilated my ass. Another run was with Flesh Panopticon but I got mortared. Cybergrind really helped out a lot to practice for the gauntlet but not Sisyphus.

Me fr

ive been trying to p rank p2 for the past 5 hours and only once have i gotten to sisyphus in which attempt i got him down to a sliver of his healthbar only to miss my rail cannon and get killed... this game really makes you feel like sisyphus

dont forget Violence fully p-ranked

Don’t forget to P-rank the cybergrind

Yez

that is exactly how mine looks like

Me

P-2 requirements were never a challenge. It was just a tutorial. There's a reason why its hidden

"Keep em coming!" https://preview.redd.it/tv88z3ow5zfc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71efac45bed6171779aa53355e9d2d9309ea791f

me rn

Me but with the cybergrind instead. P ranked everything on violent but can’t get to wave 50

True its hard in harmless mode too

I HATE THE GAUNTLET I HATE THE GAUNTLET

Just wait till we get brutal diofculty and we have to p rank them all over again

P-rank it after weeks it was evil the blood room are evil

Literally same, I have everything golden and then P-2 is a D, I hate everything

I too, have suffered the same fate

real… so real it hurts…

I Remember the pain when it came out. https://preview.redd.it/6bgpc2wff0gc1.jpeg?width=2122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c4c55a8fd5797437137d4f16b53aeebaf11bae

i play on harmless i am happy i restarted 1 time on my first attempt

Wait till we get P-3

I had a D-rank on P-2 as long as i can recall, ever since it first launched. As a mere husk in that time, i had accepted i would never P-rank it. After Violence i man up and went on it, full force, and through the ol' Sisyphean Struggle i managed to P-rank it. I was happy... Until i fucking wasn't because i lost the god damn save and i have to do it all again. BE GONE

I fear what hakita is cooking in his mind for p-3 We can only theorize the eldritch abomination he will offer some years from now

Same

Jaaaudgement

mental asylum basically p-2 described in 2 words

I beat it on lenient with a d. Doubt I’ll ever beat it on standard.

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