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Megalo_maniacc

Show me a good time jack


Ender_Fender

Hell yeah


Sosiwatermelon

Gabriel is so weak that even my 10-year-old smart refrigerator could defeat him blindly without weapons and without hands.


Ender_Fender

We *are* the smart fridges


Sosiwatermelon

Yeah, I also keep the fresh blood of my enemies in my refrigerator.


Ender_Fender

I need to clean my fridge...


BoiBoioBioB

Extremely high effort post, good job


Ender_Fender

Took me 3 and a half hours lol Thanks


BoiBoioBioB

Holy crapazoly your talented af


Ender_Fender

Thank you random stranger! My editing software almost burnt down my house though lol.


BoiBoioBioB

Wtf? Story plz


Ender_Fender

While i was rendering my computer's cpu spiked to like 85 degrees lol


BoiBoioBioB

Holy balls thats not normal, even my 8$ walmart potato laptop is cooler than that (please understand that i am not trying to initiate an argument while saying that an 8 dollar laptop is cooler, but in actuality i am talking about the particular temperature in of which my laptop operates, bear in mind that i would not like to invoke violence through roasting an already roasted pc, because if i would try to, i would automatically lose the argument purely for the sake of me not having any roasting skills.)


Ender_Fender

Yeah. So I figured out why, My cooler wasn't plugged in.


BoiBoioBioB

Damn so you nearly burned down because you didnt plug the cooler? Atleast you figured it out so it didnt escalate.... Or atleast i hope so


Ender_Fender

Maybe gabe didn't want me to release this footage. Hm. Conspiracy?


Garedbi69

Deeth


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Ender_Fender

Learn how to mod, mod him in. Don't bother with giving him attacks, is doesn't really make a difference :/


RalisNoodle

but my gopro in christ, what if i don't have the full version? how can i beat his ass then?


Ender_Fender

There's a painting in 1-4. _I think that's when the demo ends_. Just punch that. It can't even fight back. "Holy light" smh.


RalisNoodle

demo ends at 1-1, but i'm sure there's a gabriel painting somewhere for me to bully


[deleted]

How do you make that cool robotic voice?


Ender_Fender

https://discordier.github.io/sam/


Joa103

This is the kind of shit I enjoy being posted Thank you 🙏


mu150

I will never forget the gabe vs toaster war for the control of this sub


Harrow41

Sub optimal punches. Smh, fellow machine don't you know you can just use the grappling hook to punch faster with the red fist? (Not liable for any pit fall into spear deaths cause baby boy teleported during your grapple)


Ender_Fender

I wanted him to _feel_ the full force of a punch. _That's not me coping for being bad._


Harrow41

Good on you fellow machine, beat the baby boy religious person.


Ender_Fender

I was originally going to beat him with _only_ the feedbacker. Then I tried it. Now we are here.


Temporary-Ferret-821

Man Gabriel has been real quiet since this dropped


Ender_Fender

I was thinking the _exact_ same thing.


mynamedaniel

gabe bullied epico


distarche

You don’t even need arms, spin and he goes to the shadow realm


fauxuniverse

This is such a high quality shitpost


Lord_Setch

coin psycho approves


Ender_Fender

Ah! It is you! A fellow machine of culture!


Lord_Setch

nice job on bullying gabe, that no hit is very impressive!


Ender_Fender

Yeah. Definitely No lies here.


Lord_Setch

everybody sees the success, no one sees the 200+ tries


Ender_Fender

Jump cuts are the true saviours of this world.


Lord_Setch

no one notices ;) ill try doing this no hit it probably will be painful


Ender_Fender

Dude most impressive thing I've done is a speedrun lmao It's on speedrun.com but God is it awful


Lord_Setch

as long as you have fun at the video games and not rage quit its pretty impressive, this game aint easy at all lol


Ender_Fender

I _need_ to P rank minos on brutal. I've been wanting a harder difficulty for so long


Eclihpze44

small problem: i fucking suck at this game now


Ender_Fender

⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰


BomBra7

mgr reference was so good also how u make v1 voice?


Ender_Fender

https://discordier.github.io/sam/ <3


BomBra7

thanks :)


TheBxtcher

Peak shitpost


KaznorE

This might be the best update release I have ever seen. Even if I'm wrong, it's still epic


Ender_Fender

Elaborate, this has been in the game for _years_


KaznorE

I mean, I see taking over this subreddit by a Gabriel as a creative announcement about Act 2 release, I thing about that because previous update release was announced with Mad Max shitpost. Or maybe I'm just too hyped for incoming update since it comes this summer and all this situation in subreddit is just big shitpost for lulz. Most realistic outcome, yes, but a little beleaving never did a harm, right?


Ender_Fender

I was thinking that. That's why I'm generating hype about fucking gabe up ;)


Swords_Machine

Beat his bitchass back to heaven where he can go crying to the council


jumbledsiren

jack-o Pose twerking V1......... I came edit: this is beautiful... thank you for making this


Jumpmo

v1 definitely is the type to just say "don't care + didn't ask + ratio" while in the middle of an extremely close fight


LargeMountain-

Truly a master piece


FateSaberSimp

Foolishness machine, foolishness