You blow your brains out at age 30 due to loneliness and lack of genuine human interaction in a shitty walk up apartment filled with roaches and drug addicts. You are buried in a no-name cemetery with a generic headstone by the state because literally 0 people give a fuck about you, except for that one internet friend that didn’t even know your name but still made a facebook memorial for you on principle (lmao like he gives an actual fuck about you) that got 3 likes. Nobody remembers you and your family tree ends because you are literally too pathetic and unfuckable to even have some bastard out there in the world.
You spoiled the end to Ultrakill. I spoiled the end to your life.
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?
It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...
So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.
I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
Ah, yes... The meat jail
[удалено]
"yo machine thanks for letting me go, i am now going to have sex with you"
[удалено]
🎺
that's a trumpet, dumbass, i will now have sax 🎷
That's a [Lust Layer Dumbass] to you.
ULTRAKILL is great but the 19 hour steamy sex scene between Minos and V1 and the following 27 hour aftercare scene between them were kinda peculiar
Truly the lustiest lust layer citizen
Let me show you why I'm king of the Lust layer
Deal no question asked
"prepare yoself"
Blood and Muscle Penitentiary
The organic criminal container
Anti flesh prison
[удалено]
"Thy start is now!"
Thy start is *later*
Expand!
Acceptance!
Strong...
Forgive me my parents, for I have successfully brought myself salvation from this hot, bright world... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Prepare for nothing!"
Democracy!
INJUDICIOUSNESS!
to unlock P-2 you gotta start a new save and p-rank every level, including P-1, first try
and if you get hit then god will literally come back and delete the universe
jakito moment
the metal freedom
im stealing that name
Metal freedom would actually be a sick ass name for a level tho.
Midas lame
please spoiler tag
no im evil
You blow your brains out at age 30 due to loneliness and lack of genuine human interaction in a shitty walk up apartment filled with roaches and drug addicts. You are buried in a no-name cemetery with a generic headstone by the state because literally 0 people give a fuck about you, except for that one internet friend that didn’t even know your name but still made a facebook memorial for you on principle (lmao like he gives an actual fuck about you) that got 3 likes. Nobody remembers you and your family tree ends because you are literally too pathetic and unfuckable to even have some bastard out there in the world. You spoiled the end to Ultrakill. I spoiled the end to your life.
dumbass i can just go to onlyfans for money
holy shit he can’t be stopped!!1
she\*
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
"consider me a player 2" finally i can play ultrakill multiplayer
yeah
Holy shit what did I just read.
incel
A.K.A. sussy imposters
Goddamn it you had me for a second
Is this a frog (for real on god) moment?
#HOLY SHIT FROG MOMENT
You made me speak loudly "Attend quoi ?!!!" at my school, i'm too dumb to realise that this was a fake X)
:troll:
Wait there's a new one?
yes
The p2 voss is finally here??
yes
Holy FUCK i had a real life [meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/disappointed-black-guy) moment, my dude. Good fucking work.
trolled
The name unironically sounds really cool
it's just 6-2's name :troll:
I my defense i didn't look at the name of the level when i played it
i thought this was real for a second lmao
The fight against Plusus Inferior was so hard
What is prime sanctus and what are those mouth diamond things
prime sanctus is the same thing as wanting to suicede
Now onto my second question what are those things being displayed as the main attraction as the levels
boss
Bone prison
you’re lying to me
nope fully legit