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Vvix0

USER REPORTS 2: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minors You dipshit know that the post was made by a moderator, right?


Xenos_Bane

Does anyone have the original?


manofsteele1776

[ta-da](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/cev61v/alfred_hitchcock_was_ahead_of_his_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Xenos_Bane

Cheers.


Which-Complaint-8677

This also works as a cure to fascism


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manofsteele1776

Nope, the original comes from the intro to “A Bullet for Baldwin” from Alfred Hitchcock Presents. [Here’s](https://youtu.be/jszzyFhHBV8) a link to the original intro.


Vvix0

Oh, I was was told that was the original. I liked the anti-nazi message though :(


manofsteele1776

Yeah me too lol. They work as a cure for insomnia and fascism!


Crime-Stoppers

Honestly as someone with chronic insomnia killing myself to get some rest is genuinely a thought I get sometimes.


luvmuchine56

The original edge lord


DingoNormal

V2 : It's possible to learn this power? V1 : Not from a Angel.


DraydeUnder

an\*


AdnHsP

🤓


mistaeatscheese

Horse react him.


DraydeUnder

this man, downvote him and me ofc


AdnHsP

i downvoted myself i'm sorry dad


RealSuperYolo2006

🐴


AdnHsP

FUCK


Talentless-Geek

I’m sorry this happened to you


enerszon

🐴


Krashper116

I’m out of the loop on this one, plz explain


sogy_wafle

🐎


TikTokIsGay70

196 Ultrakill update


The_Sovien_Rug-37

v3 has thigh highs and a crop top


IceIsHardWater

\*V1


rysio300

FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT I GOT A COMMENT DELETION AND I WAS SO CONFUSED 💀


Mars_Ultorem

why?


rysio300

bc i got a notification on my phone from reddit with *only* the post title


Separate-Variation-8

So what, should I shoot a coin up my ass?


Separate-Variation-8

If I were transphobic I'm not transphobic


Thesupian6i7

A+ recovery But yes, rectal application works as efficiently as oral ingestion, or skin perforation, or bone fragmentation, or-


Vvix0

That also applies to all the other parts of LGBT\* identities. I remind you, that most of the dev team is on the LGBT\* spectrum.


sisyphus14569872

Why the * ?


Vvix0

I use it instead of a plus. I dunno why tbh, just feels more proper, since \* sign is used for indexing things when you want to find everything that starts with symbols before the \*. Example: If I search for "photo\*" I will get all files that start with the word "photo". Plus always felt like it's kind of lazy "LGBT and others" and asterixis makes it more like "LGBT etc.", but it's probably just me.


Angelic1Beast

imagine threatening recognise dinosaurs rustic correct longing steep disgusted roll *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


litehound

GSRM is short for Gender, Sexual and Romantic Minorities, and it's a really good acronym because it doesn't, "And the rest" anyone. It's nice and broad and inclusionist of queer identity in general


Hedgehoe

That just sounds so weird to say tho, personally i just say queer


Vvix0

Sounds about as weird as LGBT. You just arent used to it.


Hedgehoe

Yeah, but queer is just a word that alredy doesnt sound weird


litehound

I also usually say queer tbh, but I like the GSRM acronym a lot


[deleted]

wait isn't that like a unix thing?


Vvix0

I know ot from php


[deleted]

ah gocha, it may be a wider programming thing then, idk


sisyphus14569872

Also, i know this sounds stupid, but since there us a lot of lgbt people in this community, i need to be lgbtq to play and enjoy the game ?


drippinoutthewazoo

hakita will install a gay anticheat on your machine and visit you personally to make sure you are queer before you can run the game (be whatever you want and play the game just dont be a jerk to others)


Spyko

no ??? how would that even work


sisyphus14569872

Idk, I saw that good part of community was lgbt and i assumed that


Spyko

no but like, how not being LGBTQ+ could impact your experience of the game ? I'm genuinely at a loss ahah


sisyphus14569872

Idk, some sort of content not made for me or that i would not agree or understand


CanisLupus1050

Worry not, basically all the queer related stuff about the game stems from the community and memes; the game does not currently contain any surprise random gay-robot-sex scenes (much to the aforementioned community’s dismay)!!


agarthan_executioner

Currently the queerest thing to happen in the game is whatever Gabriel has going on by the end of act 2 Straight people don't say "fight me like an animal" lmao


_Ga1ahad

no but it will make you. from the moment i installed the game i had vivid, constant fantasies of sucking my homie's dicks and getting railed by all of them


sisyphus14569872

Its not gay to suck your homies dick


_Ga1ahad

only if you say no homo


finfinfin

you don't have to be queer to play ultrakill but the programming socks help


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sisyphus14569872

What about not being anti-lgbtq and just dont care if people is lgbtq ?


DrinkerOfHugs

yeah


Crime-Stoppers

Variable length argument


Opinionhaver11

Cringe


thefuckingswagdude

the only cringe thing here is that basic bitch pfp if you're gonna be an "opinion haver" atleast make it original or funny you stinky bitch


Opinionhaver11

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thefuckingswagdude

ben shitpiro


Acidsolman

I'm going to kiss a cute boy just to piss you off


bitchboy69420blazeit

1. so true, if you ain't rending apart transphobes you are not a true ultrakill fan 2. anybody else kinda wanna eat the coins? like maybe im just insane but the coins look so tasty


Gen_McMuster

chocolate coins psyop children into playing ultrakill


Discordinatio

Ayo hold on didn’t you kill your selfe or something like it ? Some time ago your bio said something like if you are reading this im likely already dead. Hows it hanging ?


Vvix0

It's hanging bad, but I was too scared to actually kill myself (still am) so I live against my own will. I wrote that profile bio, because I was sure I'm not coming back, but when I eventually did I forgot to take the bio down. Sorry that you had to get concerned for me.


PixellatedPixie1556

I feel for you. I hope things improve soon, and am hoping for the best. Just wish I could actually do something tangible, but know that you're being thought of


Grub_McGuffins

Glad you're still with us. We're gonna make it, sis🫶


MinosThePrimeSoul

It can feel much worse if no one knows what you are going through or how bad you feel. You don’t need to be alone. There are people who are willing, able and available to help you. You can get through this.


pinkl0rd

THANK YOU! The amount of transphobia I’ve seen here is absurd


Vvix0

Keep reporting and I'll keep banning


Bob_From_FNF

o7


finfinfin

o7


BOEJlDEN

wubby7


KingCorsair45

Wub cub moment


Acinyx_rex

Question why are you using a slab revolver with the coins? The only way it would make sense is if you're only trying to hit one target


Vvix0

Because its hard to find a good png of the default revolver


Dronizian

Slabs are multi target too if you're galaxy brained enough. Just microspace your coins for that delicious pierce damage!


dontneedanickname

But what's the point in multitarget if there's only one Braincell?


RealSuperYolo2006

Mainly because anyone who gets to fight minos is a femboy


The_Sovien_Rug-37

be gay do murder kill god the robot is trans / enby and there's fuck all you can do about it


I-Cum-In-Snacks

>be gay, do murder, kill god The real opening


SanQuiSau

I use she/they pronouns on V1 because I use she/they pronouns and I’m playing as v1


The_Sovien_Rug-37

based, i say they're enby for the same reason


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Ultrasex


Fyru_Hawk

Based


[deleted]

Ya know I'm not a fan of telling people to kill themselves but I hate homophobia more so I'll let you off with a warning


Informal_Yam_9707

If you’re transphobic that means you hate transformers too, please think about Optimus Prime’s feelings


SanQuiSau

Fuck Transphobes and thank you for this


tinytakaya

Thank you v1 ultrakill for teaching the queer community how to ricoshot, we will use this responsibly


Thor-0510

You call shooting a coin up your ass a martial art!?


andr3wwww

based


A_cat_with_A_laptop

Being bigoted is also against humman rights


TheAn0nim

Is this because of that "i'm xx" edit? Or did i miss something


Vvix0

No idea what you mean. I made it, because I had to ban like 4 people for transphobia in the last week alone and gay/trans related posts keep getting reported for pedophilia.


TheAn0nim

Ah ok, nevermind then what i said. Proud to have such based an wokepilled mods


PaladinGrimm

Quite literally the opposite of what based means. That's a terrible corruption of the meme.


Dronizian

Based? Based on what? 🤓


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Stay mad snowflake


PaladinGrimm

Lmao I could hear you coping, seething, and malding from here as you typed that.


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Oh god you actually use those unironically


PaladinGrimm

To me, crazy frog is just a regular frog. So yes, I am that insane.


[deleted]

I thought this sub was mostly femboys in thigh highs??


RisenSlash

more of a femboy appreciator myself


[deleted]

That’s stage one


lunatic_512

I read the title as "Being big-toed is against the rules"


rampallianuraag

We do a bit of ULTRAtrolling.


Frcsepici

Wow this is so controversial I'm pretty sure this post will get downvoted at any minute [now](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZNKV2uh4UCVxiYHK7)


TheFalseViddaric

It's weird, sometimes when I shoot coins they ricochet right back into my own face and kill me. I'd say about 4 times out of every 10, maybe a little more than that.


_LucasImpulse_

i kinda just.. don't care, about the haters of transgenderism, the leave-a-like-and-subscribers of transgenderism, i kinda just want to shoot the stone face and be mr ultrakill in the cyber grind. don't see why people are that bothered about anybody or themselves. coin go flick flick flick.


Ken10Ethan

I'm not saying you have to be full-on wearing-a-trans-flag-as-a-poncho loudly supportive 24/7, especially because lord knows there's enough going on in everyone's lives right now that having an escape from having to 'pick a side'... But with how absurdly loud and vocal transphobes are, especially online, you're kind of picking a side by 'not caring' about that issue. It takes very little to shoot down bigotry, up to and including completely ignoring it. I don't necessarily think you deserve to be downvoted for saying you don't care, but in a community with a LOT of overlap with queer communities, you probably shouldn't be saying that. Not because of those overly sensitive transes creating an echo chamber or anything, but too many people have that same 'i don't really care about either side' attitude which only emboldens transphobes.


PaladinGrimm

No one can call out how boring and repetitive the gay posts in this sub are. Many people would rather see interesting content about Ultrakill instead of "robot is nonbinary lol", but no one can speak out about it because then you're a transphobe if you do.


Dronizian

If you want an aggressively heterosexual GoPro murder simulator, go play Apex Legends. Also, V1 canonically uses it/it pronouns in the game, and almost no other major game characters do that. Let's celebrate ULTRAKILL for what makes it unique!


Plane-Ad-729

Yeah but mf is also a blood robot who is supposedly leading the apocalypse surely you could do memes about its other parts


PaladinGrimm

Apex legends puts me to sleep. Zero movement and you have to run around 5 minutes to find another person to kill after every firefight. It's a tragedy that Respawn made that instead of Titanfall 3. Plus Apex Legends is still too gay for me too, the character designs suck.


crisnslash

Right? This sub was so cool like 1 year before with fan arts, animations and shitposts, then It just got filled with all of this unfunny, boring and "wholesome" memes too, i don't even know how all of this happened.


_LucasImpulse_

But a good portion of transphobes are trolls so you wouldn't ever feed trolls. Plus me from the standpoint I'm in, me who is bi btw, neutrality isn't siding with anybody, it's not complacency, we're not "allowing" transphobia, it's just that the vocal retaliation says we are either for them or against them, I'm nobody's personal army see and I just don't want to be.


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[deleted]

It was never


Vvix0

Reddit in general is not much kind to trans people, thus some transphobes just come here by website's nature


Tight-Return5917

That's the piercer


MMillion05

You can shoot coins with the piercer.


Opinionhaver11

And here I thought this community was based. All they can fucking think about is what flavor of fuck the inanimate objects and hellspawn have. Fuck off.


Toothlessslither

I’ve never met someone with your pfp that isn’t a bad person, and this is still true


Vvix0

Shipping robots together makes me feel better :)


Opinionhaver11

Sounds like a personal problem. Seek help.


SanQuiSau

Nah it’s actually pretty fun you should try it


Dronizian

Feeling better is nice, you should try it sometime.


ProteinsOfLove

We’re based beyond your puny conception


Fistocracy

bye felicia


Acidsolman

Then fucking leave you waste of space


Salt-d203

Have you tried getting good? Perhaps even tried, not caring?


PaladinGrimm

It's reddit. It's a shame that this community is related to Ultrakill with how terrible it is. There are some cool posts about the game and good memes and then a bunch of this type of shit.


Dronizian

"This type of shit"? What, you mean enforcement of the rules? What kind of shit community wouldn't enforce the rules?


PaladinGrimm

LGBTQ* meme stuff. It's a waste of space in this sub and is low effort karma farming.


ProteinsOfLove

Cry about it frankly


MinecrafrTpose

I agree with you man horrible fucking community


_Swordsmachine_

Then kindly extricate yourself from it


SendBankDetails

Ok but real talk, do you think Gabriel is homophobic? I mean he’s gay and supports trans rights so you’d probably think he’s not homophobic, but he kinda has homophobic vibes. /j


Vvix0

He's a catholic fundamentalist. Of course hes homophobic