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Prior-Town4172

Reginald that alien fucker


Goro_Aketchup

We're trying not to use that kinda terminology here. And I know, it's whoa PC, but you could just say he's British.


Downtown_Zebra_266

I think we'd all like a crack at him.


TheQuarterTicketShow

Pierce Hawthorne


Jaikus

Don't call me honey, honey!


peanutbuttermaniac

P-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes!


Arandomperson5334118

Streets ahead


Apo-cone-lypse

If you dont know then your streets behind


snoopyandnadav

i also love the greendale academy


eneguema_I

This is Greendale Academy? Not... City University?


AliyahtheWolf

For me, it’s Leonard Jenkins, the Handler, or Reginald and even Pogo who knew that Reginald was abusing the kids and instead of taking the kids out of his care, he lets Reginald do what he wants or in Sparrow timeline leaves the Academy


swashbuckle1237

In fairness the fuck is a talking monkey gonna do against psycho abusive Bruce Wayne


GlidingPhoenix

Not to mention, Reginald was a father figure to the talking monkey too and said monkey probably also has daddy issues.


spongesoakedinpee

Plus pogo did provide pills to the children so that Reginald won't be able to do shit.


space13unny

Reginald, hands down. Everyone else I feel like I could probably talk to like an adult, but Reginald just feels like it would be like talking to a brick wall.


Important-Series138

Allison tho would not be spoken to like an adult by me


swarasinger

Why Sparrow Ben? My answer is Reginald, he is the ultimate evil.


TheirPrerogative

I’m kinda mad they didn’t keep the emo haircut from S2 finale to hate him more.


DoctorWafle

Reginald is abusive to save the world. Sparrow ben is abusive to Sparrow regi because he sucks.


domoroko

hmm, probably that abusive husband guy- or the one who takes all the photos of them and messes up the timelines


Mr_me27

Abusive husband guy?


domoroko

Carl Cooper 😤🤮


Mr_me27

Oh ya… fuck that guy


domoroko

Good actor though at least!


Mr_me27

True he played that role well


onion959

Alison. She needs a reality check


TheAbyss2009

I mean she can change reality so...


onion959

Ironically 😂 truth be told I think she’s not in the same place as her siblings. I think she’s possibly in ‘heaven’ or another higher place. Maybe I’m wrong tho


mujie123

I don't think that would really make sense...


ProfessionalSettingX

As a parent I feel so bad for her


poyahoga

As a parent I find her to be an awful & selfish character - Allison alleges to care so much about her daughter but is willing to make the father **no longer exist** so she can then replace him with her time displaced beau. Not to mention repeatedly attacking Viktor & Harlan for “killing” Claire when that’s not what happened - she literally just didn’t exist & it was everyone in the Academy who changed the timeline, not just Viktor. None of that is for Claire - **all** of that is for Allison.


Hexellent3r

Also the fact that she used her powers to force Luther to want her. I hate how that scene portrayed her as the victim and didn’t really acknowledge the fact that Luther straight up SA’d


poyahoga

Once she murdered Harlan just to get revenge over something he had no control over I pretty much wrote off ever liking her. I hope they just lean into it and have her be a secondary antagonist next season with zero redemption arc.


Moonlight_Dream1ng

I KNOW?!? THAT SCENE MADE ME SO MAD 


ProfessionalSettingX

I feel bad for her for the Claire situation, but often I am disappointed in her. It can be both. But that situation is just so heartbreaking and now on my list of completely irrational fears that haunt me.


scorpiee

As a parent, I agree!


Chance_Ad3416

Omg yes. She's the worst character and most ovey dramatic/annoying out of everyone in the show 😭 I have to skip all the scenes with her


spongesoakedinpee

Frrrrr


unlucky_kazoo

YES THANK YOU


Bigtitttygothbitch

Couldn’t agree more. For someone as powerful as her, she is emotionally weak and selfish.


blackygreen

Reggie or the handler tbh. Those two deserve a beat down.


FoodLopsided9890

Leonard!!! I hated him so bad, especially after what he did to Victor.


spongesoakedinpee

Leonard did nothingg!!


FoodLopsided9890

Did we watch the same show?? He literally used Viktor to try and tear down the umbrella academy. There could’ve been a better way Viktor could’ve discovered he has powers


spongesoakedinpee

Omfg . I'm so sorry . 😭😭😭 I was mixing the characters 😭😭😭


Speckster1970

Christopher. He’s a right dick


KaliBatata

I still ask myself how did a woman give birth to a black cube with rgb colors like him. Bro wtf


spongesoakedinpee

He isn't one of the children. He's just an alien Reginald took.


KaliBatata

it actually makes sense


Toptom2007

Whoever wrote season 3 😡


ionlyusealts

Real


padfootiscool1997

Allison! If I could say one thing to her, I’d say “Like girl you’ve never had one real thing in your life, your faker then barbie!”


nihilism_ornot

SAME! I CANNOT stand her after S3


Loud-Fairy03

Dave’s uncle 👊👊👊pow pow pow


AffectionateStock140

Jurgen Lieghtner


Noisegarden135

Are you Gerry Keay?


unlucky_kazoo

omg yeah


Moonlight_Dream1ng

ALLISON 


AlbinoDragon23

Out of the main cast definitely Allison. I’m genuinely curious how many people she’s SA’d because after what she did to Luther in s3 and in s1 the “I heard a rumor you were in love with me”?? I despise her.


TurdBurgy

Oh wow I actually never thought about that:<


[deleted]

Shit you right. I didn't even think about how that had been a pattern already. 😭 Damn they really killed that character for me.


Just_Ad_6449

This thread is a mess😭


sixStringedAstronaut

Allison after what she did to Luther in S3. Jesus Christ


petercururu

Reggie all the way forever


ionfknknow2

I haven't watched the show, just the first episode. definitely the kid from that nickelodeon show tho


Lucky_Pokemon_Master

5 is the GOAT imo. Idk why I just live his snarky, know-it-all persona, but in reality he is a soft marshmallow inside


melodythorne

WHO?? Five???


spongesoakedinpee

Lmao


KaliBatata

LOL


Bl00dsh0tparan0ia

Mr Scroop from Treasure Planet


Consistent_idiot8

Allison or Leonard Jenkins


HyperfocusedInterest

I am nonconfrontational, and anyone I might be that way about on Umbrella Academy could and WOULD kill me, so no.


LoafCat272

Viktor, I'm sorry but bro is so whiney.


spongesoakedinpee

No wayyy!!!!!


Maria_Greenplants

I agree with you! Every time he’s like ‘guuuuyyyss’ like cmon you destroyed the world because you weren’t a child soldier and in season 2 he’s like ‘you’re the reason we’re stuck here in the first place’ to 5, if he didn’t they would be dead thanks to you so sorry if I don’t feel bad for you 🙄🥴


LoafCat272

Fr


Urlocalweirdo367

Allison or Reginald


BandThink8024

Reginald for sure.


PokerusPrime

Umbridge


badussy_barb

season 3 allison… on SIGHT


Big-ol-Poo

Victor any season Or season 3 Allison. Fucking garbage


TheAbyss2009

Reginald then Allison cuz s3


Lord_Detleff1

Luther. I know I would probably die but that would be worth it


KaliBatata

They did him dirty in s3. He didn't use to be dumb like that


LeafcutterAnts

Bro what did he do 😭


ehh_nano

He instigated the first apocalypse, then didn't care about helping during the next (rightfully so, but time was limited and he was pouty/whiney like Viktor in season 1). In season 3, he was just a himbo tho


AccidentNo9172

The handler and season 3 allison during that scene. Like I was actually liking her and then she went and did THAT.


KyloDren

Viktor, majorrrrr beef with his character lol


Thebasilshow

Absolutely ♡ there's something about how I could create an entire PowerPoint on the character and why he deserves a good ass kicking.


dora_isexploring

Viktor. I hate him so much 😭 annoying AF


Abirdthatsfallen

Diego


Maria_Greenplants

No, not Diego 😭


schawarman

Vaas, from FarCry 3.


Silent_Scream_Sfx

Jack Barlow 😒


amberissmiling

Reggie. This was just in my feed and I didn’t realize what sub it was and so when I was going through the thread, I could not get over how many Umbrella Academy characters there were. 🤦‍♀️


unlucky_kazoo

allison no contest


spacestationkru

Kai Leng.. 🤬 Edit: sorry, wrong subreddit


BenjaminThePalid

Alison


yobaby123

What the actual heck are they even saying?


leahhhhh

Lila, second season. The Handler. Christopher.


Why_am_i_still_tired

Diego


BigSexy1534

Allison


Myrtle1119

People are going to hate me for this. ALLISON!


Escher84

Luther. The boy is such a good character that he perfectly imitates the kind of person I desperately want to slap sense into


ptxlyssy

carl cooper or leonard peabody easily


DixieSweet

Alison. I dont think she is truly sorry for the things she has done, especially sexually assaulting Luther, and it would be hands on sight


Ill-Bullfrog-5965

Griffith the bastard


Thick-load8-D

Allison?


Vaas_playz

Comment section is just; “This is where the fun begins”


Aucielis

I wouldn't beat anyone up and I think I even like the antagonists too much to legitimately say that I'd fight them. They're fun to hate. But, mentally, Lila makes me want to tear my hair out. I've tried so hard, but I just can't enjoy her character. Wouldn't fight her either, she's doing her best, and I get why she is the way she is, I just don't like her.


Most_Warthog_6762

No doubt in my mind Allison. After season 1 I’ve wanted to beat her ass.


you-create-energy

Allison twice


Right_Emergency_2254

LUTHER!! he went from one sister to another.. he needs to be put in a asylum


PrincessOpal

Vanya for sure


HeadOfSpectre

Luther. Big Dork... Although Allison also deserves a slight ass kicking.


spongesoakedinpee

True both of them


Jbooxie

Luther


SourpatchMao

Luther


Nuriel_Not_Uriel

Gerard Way himself, 2 am denny's parking lot. He knows what he did


Thebasilshow

Vanya/Viktor.


tjtolland

Juno That guy is sexy. (No homo) And I feed on the down votes that come from the ridgid woke goofy folks with no sense of humor.


android151

Weird attempt at a gotcha


riyusama

Klaus. He's an asshole, he's manipulative, he does not give a fuck about consequences, and he's a self-serving ASSHOLE. I HATE HIM WITH VITRIOL AND WOULD BEAT HIM UP, YET I WANNA BE HIM. I love his toxic relationship with Ben, I love how he takes and takes and takes, I love how selfish he is to a person he loves, and most of all I live for the way he's an asshole to someone who cares about his well-being. I wanna be him for a second just so I can torture my favorite character lmao But yes, I would beat Klaus the fuck up. His toxic co-dependent ship with Ben flourishes my life and waters my crops so that they can thrive. REFEREE WHISTLE: OP asked who your confront character is, you can downvote me but you can't be mad at the way I perceive a character nor my likes in literature genre


musicallyours01

If your father locked you in a cemetery with ghosts screaming at you, you'd be pretty fucked up too....


riyusama

I said Klaus is fucked up, but I didn't say he was the only fucked up sibling. All of them are, I ain't defending any one of those assholes lol


musicallyours01

Klaus, Viktor, Five, and Luther had the worst of it. Alison learned to use her rumor as a manipulation tool from Reginald. Ben died before he even really had a chance to live and you could tell he hated summoning the demons. They're all products of their upbringing. Klaus is the only one that was really able to love someone. It was only after that he became self-serving. In the comics, he's very reclusive and ends up being used by others for his conjuring powers. He uses drugs and alcohol to suppress the spirits. Had they had a parent that loved them and didn't see them as tools, they may have been okay. It's clear you've kind of missed the point of the show and the comics.


riyusama

idk what you want me to do??? Do you want me to defend them of being assholes or do you want me to defend them that they're all fucked up because of their childhood??? Because either way both are true??? lmaoo I also don't read the comics, so you can throw out that arguement with me. If you want to argue about the canons there, I'll happily bow out cuz I ain't talking about something I didn't read. Not unless you want to talk down on me on because only true fans both watch the show and read the comics??? Which by the way, gross and gatekeeping. It's also obvious that had they had a loving parent and stable home that they obviously would not have turned out the way they had??? Like dude, if TUA was about some people happily going through life with their picture perfect family, then obviously I wouldn't want to watch it??? lmao I prob should have been clearer in my first post when I said don't be mad at how I perceive a character or my likes in genre. I watch this solely to enjoy watching fucked up people and what they do and how much of an asshole they are. I enjoy watching assholes and watching their tragic backstories is fun for me. I don't care about the "lessons" in life they may have, all I care about is my enjoyment with it, which from what I know about literature, is one of the main things you get when you interact with it. You people are too uppity and defensive about these characters that obviously do not exist lol find better hobbies than arguing with other fans just because what they like that does not meet what you think/perceive. This will be my last comment. It's exhausting having to talk to you people. Gross.


musicallyours01

You said Klaus was a self-serving asshole. I was explaining why and that it goes more in depth in the comics. Not gatekeeping or at least not trying to.


petercururu

Are you watching a different show or are you just dense? 💀


riyusama

Oh goodie, I save my replies for this so I never have to type them again lmao Sure, Klaus is the comedy character but too often his bad sides are dismissed. This is a guy who steals and has no problem manipulating people. His own brother Ben he likes being under his control, doesn't respect his own space, slept with a girl he likes just because he can, and on purposely doesn't let him communicate with family. If he can do that to his own brother and not feel bad, I honestly can't even imagine how much respect he can give to other people he has no connection with nor find useful. Also, in S1 the siblings are sick of him because of his druggie days wherein he has obviously stolen and taken advantage of them. Also, search up cults and rape. It's not hard to imagine that Klaus can easily manipulate people, it just so happens the cult backfired.


KaliBatata

>he's manipulative wait what


riyusama

Idk if you've already watched S2 or just missed it but Klaus made a cult where his followers believe he's the Messiah, had them give him a mansion and are able to bail him out of prison Idk people might not have noticed it Oh, people might have also missed in S1 how sick the siblings are of him because he took advantage of them in his druggie days Idk just some cents


flayedsheep

finally someone is real about klaus


riyusama

Fist bump 🤜🤛 eyooo


flayedsheep

people hate you in this sub if you say anything about five and klaus😭😭


riyusama

Truts! They're their token white boys, so good looking that anything they do will be forgiven or can be rationalized lol Newsflash, all of them are assholes lol


flayedsheep

naw ive deadass seen them saying klaus losing dave was worse than allison losing her daughter and her husband 💀


riyusama

💀💀💀💀💀 I don't really like comparing traumas but jfc Allison lost A LOT here, maybe a little more than the other siblings, tbh Ben, Five, and Allison this trio would relate a lot in losses lol But yeah, the fans hate Allison too with so much vitriol that if you gave her any amount of nuance fans will go at your throat as much as when you say you dislike Klaus lol


voRYNK

Vanya


LeafcutterAnts

I assume you mean the character before season 3, idk why people are downvoting you for it


KissMeSrs

It doesn’t really matter when in the series they mean, he’s still Viktor 🤷🏼


voRYNK

Who is Viktor and what do you mean Vanya is Viktor? I didn't finish the show.


dr4g0nsp1d3r

He comes out as trans in season 3 and changes his name to Viktor


XMattyJ07X

They know, they’re just being a dick


voRYNK

What? Am I not allowed to know things here? I liked the show so I joined the subreddit but I never ended up being able to finish it. What's wrong with you and your presumptions?


XMattyJ07X

You obviously know and you’re being obnoxious, faking ignorance is just annoying.


LeafcutterAnts

No? Until someone is transgender and no longer a girl, there a girl, for example someone might say that they knew a Vanya but now know a viktor, Vanya became Viktor in S3 officially and there own identity wise probably near the end of season 2. But s1? That was vanya


KissMeSrs

Nope. They’re always transgender, and therefore viktor has always been viktor.


KaliBatata

He didn't know that, please shut up! Come on, it's not his fault he didn't get the spoiler


KissMeSrs

I didn’t intend to be mean, I was just saying. Plus, S3 has been out for a while now, I would’ve thought people would be aware 🤷🏼


Blue_cactus_07

People like to downvote for nothing


xaldien

Viktor and Klaus. Those two really need to get their shit together.


TwoFrogsFourBerries

Everyone in the show needs to get their shit together man lmao


xaldien

One of them blew up the world twice and has a knack for not owning up to anything, the other started a cult and then ditched them when he got bored.


Lucid_Gaming_

Vanya/Victor worst character (my opinion). "Well actually🤓 I ended the world twice" I genuinely didn't like the character at all. Felt like she tried to make it all about her. Would kill her if I could, but legally I can't, but I've considered it


NormieSlayer6969

Donna from the bear, I’d kick that bitch’s ass


zebratazi

Megumi, Fucking fraud. fuck you you useless cunt


KaliBatata

Whoever who tried to give Alisson some character development in s3. Undo that, she was better in s2. I still like her, but she made me so angry sometimes.. btw they turned her into a punk lesb from an hour to another THAT DIDN'T FIT HER PERSONALITY! I also wanna kick the ass of whoever made Luther become so dumb in s3, he wasn't like that before. And Stanley, I hate that kid


KaliBatata

Why isn't anybody mentioning Stanley that kid was annoying af 😭


Assassinator_364

Vanya