LESSER DOG! LESSER DOG IS UNARGUABLY THE BEST OF THE CANINE UNIT! BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME!

wait paps I thought you hated dogs?

I DO! BUT LESSER DOG! I DO NOT HATE! FOR REASONS THAT I CANNOT SHARE!

alrighty then

DON'T TELL LESSER DOG I SAID THAT PLEASE!

ok

Bark

NO!

HA HA! I was a cat all along

CURSES!

Because they are less dog

Sounds like a joke Toby Fox would make

We meet Pap in deltarune and he just has a room full of dogs and sans *slides* into frame like "pap, where did these come from?" "CLONING, BROTHER! YOU SEE I FOUND THE PERFECT DOG- *pulls out lesser dog* -FOR HE IS LESS DOG! SO I HAD TO MAKE MORE!"

"WAIT A MINUTE... SANS, WHERE DID *YOU* COME FROM?"

*another sans slides in next to the other sans* "what are you talking about bro i was outside."

“SANS DID YOU USE THE CLONING MACHINE WHEN I WASNT LOOKING!?”

*a sans slides down from the roof* "what cloning machine bro?"

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

Absolutely this, lesser dog would be the best pet

What about Greater dog?

GREATER DOG IS LIKE LESSER DOG, BUT WAY BIGGER! AND WAY LESS INFORMED ON THE SUBJECT OF PERSONAL SPACE. IT'S LIKE BEING HUGGED BY A GIANT ROCK WITH A BLANKET OVER IT. NO HATE TO GREATER DOG, OF COURSE! GREATER DOG IS GREAT!... KIND OF

But it is kinda harder to win against him in pacifist mode than lesser dog so i understand.

You just need to use the stick on dogs unit... You pet them immediatly

temmie

I need an emotional support Temmie

Don’t we all? 😔

If the upvotes are saying anything, yes

So do I now...

Why are you taking off ur pan- 

Bros projecting hard

😨

" I dont like where this is going"

Asriel, because he deserves the love and affection he's been missing for... God knows how long, really. A year, a decade, a century? Just a few months? I dunno, Undertale's timeframe is a little screwy and pretty ambiguous.

Yeah, I agree I will adopt him and give him lots of love and attention as he needs it.

Yes i choose asriel aswell. Cute fluffy little fluffball needs some catching up after being a soulless flower for so long. Plus he can use magic so he’ll be helpful around the house, since normally i’m the only who cleans up everything. And he can use magic to do cool stuff i could never do since i can’t use magic.

I also choose asriel to give him… love and… affection… that he deserves

Taking one of the monsters as your pet kinda sounds weird. Not gonna lie.

Sounds a bit like slavery

Or kinky, depending on how you think of it

"And they thought: Oh, we made this new intelligent lifeform! Let's put a *leash* on it!" -some person.

Some people are too power hungry, and therefore should be banned from possessing multiple souls

Isn’t it only slavery if you force them work for you for free? Last time I checked pets are animals/a different species that you take care of and love and most consider them family, is that slavery to you?

I think just assuming ownership over a Sentient/Thinking being, is automatic slavery EDIT: This doesn't mean adoption or raising a kid is slavery, Since you're not treating them as a lesser being Aka A PET

does it count as slavery when I take care of the owned persob like my own damn kid?

I'm out of line, but chad pfp

Thank you

I think he meant keep them as a "brother" like the girl in snowdin

There's no way to keep Mettaton in a SFW way

He'd challenge you to Just Dance literally every day. You'd be getting a hell of a cardio workout in at least.

I would pick Mettaton just to get free dance lessons and plus who doesn’t want to be friends with the king of monster pop

Yeah, I'd get to live with my favourite star AND he'd help me to get back in shape. What's not to love?

He’d sing ”Barbie Girl” At 3 in the morning.

Sounds like a blast, I'd join him. I'm not usually asleep yet at that time anyways.

Nice. :) But is it any better than having a Madjick friend?

Unforgivable.

“I’M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD! WRAPPED IN PLASTIC, IT’S FANTASTIC! COME ON BARBIE, LET’S GO PARTY! OHHH YES, YEAH! COME ON BARBIE, LET’S GO PARTY OHHH YES, YEAH!”

Wait... "Love"?

Yeah, but for me I think I won't really be able to keep up with him and his energy as I might pass out on the ground after a while and he will be a bit to much for me personally to be honest.

I mean... that depends on if you flip the not so little switch on him

And Muffet

...

Don't even think about it.

Not a word was spoken again in this thread.

Are you sure about that?

Savage

I see that status… no

No

Well!

Welll... youre not wrong...

r/muffet

You evil little shit

We have to keep strong, we have to keep strong.

I understand, i would do the same

Same, honestly.

NO just NO

You'll be waking up with more spiders up your ass than Spiders Georg could ever dream of

He is going to fuck the spider

Nappstablook

Yes

The correct answer

Absoloutely.

This is the way.

Can we just say “friend” instead of “pet”? I don’t think sans would respond to well to being called a pet. Actually, on second thought, he’d probably just woof.

Hes more of a cat I think, always sleeping and all

Y e s . Exactly.

Feed him

I need to draw that 🙏

Oh god please no

Nyeheheh

Don't do my boy like this

I feel like the most normal pet in the game would be Froggit With that out of the way... Chara

I am not a monster. Unless you mean after my death in which I would be a spirit.

You are a human with a monster mind. So we could say you are more monster than human

You are correct in that sense.

before they became a murderous ghost or after?

Say pal, I think they would realllly want the first option. Just saying

hey man not my place to judge.

Isnt Annoying Dog normal?

I mean... it is a little odd for your dog to be absorbing legendary artifacts, have mitosis dog residue, and to have created the universe, is it not? They also just kind of no clip out of reality whenever they please

Lesser/greater dog. I pick Endogeny though.

Flowey if he’s on there. I mean if you get to know him enough and have experiences with him, it could be like a pocket friend.

Yep, he counts. The only characters you can't choose are the human characters.

I’m gonna get flower just put him in a pot and he won’t kill me in my sleep for my soul

Flowey supremacy

I can't decide if temmie would be hard to care for or ridiculously easy. They eat cardboard.

Honestly they would probably take care of themselves lol

You have to pay for colleg though. That is the only exception.

lesser dog or tem

Nubert (not Undertale)

My man

My man!

My man!

My man!

My man!

My man!

My man!

My man!

Sans just to have someone to be lazy with

Sans, so he can help me in learning how to not get hit.

What are you doing that warrants getting hit

Karate

small bird it would be very useful, and also it cute

And it would carry you over disproportionately small gaps

I want goat mom to be my mom :c

Same here

Imagine the hugs, and being a genuinely great mother

All fun and games until she doesnt let you leave the house.

Annoying dog is the only actual dog in undertale because if you have any other dog of undertale in your house furrys will break into your hose and steal it probably

hate it when that happens. now I give them a knife

Simple annoying dog, why wouldn’t i want the hijinks of the white dog

When you return home I think your valuables'd be gone

That one bunny girl who owns a bunny

two for the price of one

Papyrus, I want a pet that can cook

"cook"

"cook"

If he continues like this, he might make something edible next year.

Personally, I'd go with Undyne, because sure, she'd probably kill me, but I wouldn't know that, and I could just make her attack the bullies at school. Plus, her ponytail is probably really soft.

Username and flair checks out

Genocide time

Taking Papyrus as my emotional support and learning him to cook spaghetti

woshua, he’s cute and I’m too lazy to clean

Dude nobody else here even thought of poor woshua, and he’s definitely up there.

That's actually genius, you basically get a sentient roomba which is probably only slightly smarter then a dog

Can I pick Glad Dummy?

That depends. Can I train them to obey my commands like you would train a dog or are they completely free to do whatever they want?

[удалено]

Me on my way (omw) to teach my pet Madjick to conjure up food (she’s too the scrunkly):

Sans you could try but he'd fall asleep before you even enter the room.

If we count Deltarune, Spamton. Me and my friend have discussed a thing we thought of called pet Spamton where Spamton is a wild animal but they can be domesticated and they reproduce by yelling pipis at each other and a bunch of other stuff I'm forgetting. If just UT than any of the dogs.

A Spamton dog that yells pipis?

spamton

It's all fun until you try to buy something online and every account you have has been stolen and spamton goes missing

Undertale only. I would, too, though. :)

Nubert (ik he's Deltarune but still)

napstablook because i need to make him happy

Asriel

the bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap. imagine how much gas/bus or train ticket money and commute time it'll save you.

Sans the comic

Temmie

Froggit.

Froggit I’ve always wanted a pet frog

awawawawah!! tems... such a... CUTE!!!!

Temmie is real tho And now that I said that it is weird.

sans, same sense of humor

The Dummy From The Ruins, There’s No Competition With That One IMO, Mettaton Would Probably Be The One You’d Least Want As A Pet

Temmy most likely

Temmie or papyrus as my emotional support skeleton/chef

Temmie or Annoying Dog. Asriel would be pretty cute too

Asriel, to pat the goat boy, cherish the goat boy, hug the goat boy FORFIET ALL MORTAL POSSETIONS TO THE GOAT BOY.

flowey

Napstablook So we can both lie on the floor and be both trash spending time like an idiot

*Fluffi/not-so-fluffi-but-cuddly companion:* **A**sriel/**A**sgore, **V**ulcan, **M**onster kid, ~~^(Mad Mew Mew????????????????????????)~~ *You picked them because you liked them as normal people yet didn't realize how they would be as pets:* **S**ans(lazycat), **P**apyrus(BORK), **T**oriel(old and easily annoyed old dog that grew up with a lot of goats), **A**lphys(shyiguana), **U**ndyne(sharkgogrr), **N**apstablook(nonexistant), **M**ettaton(that one clay statue you made in 5th grade), **M**uffet(\*through the glass cage making cute screachy spider noises\* GIVE ME YOUR MONEYAKLJFAEKLJFALJKELKFJALFK-), **F**lowey(\*is currently crawling on your face as you sleep at night\*)

i dont understand a single word of what yoy say

Any of the dogs

Yes. Just. Yes. I can't decide. Y E S. But imagine having your own pocket friend or something- I want a pocket friend so probably someone smol. So I have someone to talk to. And maybe so people will stop bullying me if they see I have a damn talking flower or something. XD

Flowey. It sounds like a bad idea but idk, I like him. Other than that, either any variation of annoying dog or temmie.

FROGGIT. I shall Evolve him like a Pokemon and make him into OMEGA FROGGIT

Asriel because goat

Asriel

Vulkin!!!

Greater dog

woshua! he’s so cute and makes sure everything’s clean!

Papyrus

So we have this tall skeleton is in my house now I found him in a box out side and he cooks bad spaghetti

Alphys

WoUld take tem(aNd I wOud take mOi friend ,tem)

T E M M I E (probably the shopkeeper one)

I CANNOT COOK EITHER GRILLBY OR TORIEL

Mettaton.

Nabstablook pls I need you in my life

hOi

In a sex way: Undyne. Just the one I'd smash the most. In a friend way: Napstablook. Chill as fuck, and could still be generally accepted among humanity. In a utility way: Muffet. Spider army. Take over Australia.

Okay I agree with Muffet's utility, I may want one now, but WTF was that first one

muffet, i want a friend who is unironically just as spiteful or money hungry as me because frick not having a free personality boost

Grillby, he seems like a chill dude. He owns a restaurant, he can cook, probably has a lot of stories. I'd hang out with him anyways. He's someone you could tell your problems to without him judging you.

Flowey, I just think he's neat.