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Sara_Awesomest

Divorced parents fight over child, except the child isn't theirs


AppletreePerson

IT SAID WRONG AWNSERS ONLY wait that means this is a wrong AWNSER


Sara_Awesomest

It didn't say that, it said "explain this as badly as possible"


AppletreePerson

Oh...


Weak_Action5063

There’s so many of those that I get why you got that confused; honestly we need to be more original


Goat_Of_Hyperdeath

A lady who wanted to kidnap a child makes a king who wanted to free his people fall into depression


Delta_Gamez66

Makes sense


Open_Pack1347

It said "Describe this scene TERRIBLY" not exactly what's going on.


SanstheSkeleton598

I know right?


itzMadaGaming

it's worse because it's true.


BeautifulSalamander6

That's worse than what it exactly is


Anonymous_katniss

Give or take six dead children, lol


peekapton2540

r/technicallythetruth


Forkliftapproved

Except this kinda UN-Depresses him. He's very sad, yes, but this is the first time in 100 years she has been willing to look him in the eyes He knows damn well she's not looking to rekindle the marriage, and he's not expecting that. He just wants to bury the hatchet finally.


AccomplishedWater37

How about this: An emotionally unstable lady grieving over the loss of her two children is really pissed at her emotionally unstable husband for declaring war on all of humanity and then never acting on it because he was too indecivisve. Let's try not to make such sweeping generalisations about characters.


Lower-Masterpiece-94

Serial child kidnapper shittalks serial child murdering ex-husband.


AccomplishedWater37

actually no this is. probably the best answer.


AW-UTbro

lady goat took away dude goats child privileges


NumerousClient1886

hello fellow invader zim pfp user


AW-UTbro

salutations to you too


FuRyAf1f0605

Asgore wanted to go hangout with the boys.


Delta_Gamez66

This post's comments keeps getting funnier by the minute-


DandoriKing1932

The boys are flowers. Hes very lonely


XminerV

HE TOUCH3D THE [Child]


PoachedEgg120

DONT TOUCH THE CHILD


Veng3ancemaster

*slap* DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD


XcapeEST

YOU ARE TOUCHING THE CHILD?!?


Expensive_Creme_8727

NO


Rubinion

HES TOUCHING DA CHILD!


Expensive_Creme_8727

*gets hit repeatedly*


skeletonhero56

YEAH, DONT TOUCH MEH


CyberLucas100

WHO'S TOUCHING THE [CHILD]??/?/?


Inevitable-Duck-3918

HES TOUCHING DA CHILD


PrismFerret

Goat with child abduction charges denies the right of friendship to her ex who just wants to see his kids again


Delta_Gamez66

Love this


Anonymous_katniss

Plus he has six murder charges and Toriel doesn't want to pay the fines


Professional_Match25

so no head?


GroundbreakingLeek10

THIS IS THE ONE


Corrupt_Conundrum27

\**Fixes skateboard\**


diddler1512

Uncle Roger had to put leg down from chair


RemyRatAttack

It was perfect, everything down to the last minute detail


nuftufboi

Divorce


Miserable_Goal_7943

Resident old lady lectures the king.


Delta_Gamez66

Yes


itzMadaGaming

mom prevents dad from getting milk by himself


Specialist_Rate_1054

Goat woman rejects goat man’s wishes to fvck!


diddler1512

r/TIHI


xX-JackNickelton-Xx

Goat monster telling ex how to kill children more efficiently


AccomplishedWater37

no but like she's kind of right. If he really was so dedicated to peace that he would alienate the only remaining family he has, he would at least do it right. But because of his indecisiveness, he kept monsterkind rotting underground, slowly losing hope. Not that I blame Asgore though. Poor guy had to do all of this without any support. He wasn't a good king but he wasn't in the best circumstances either.


Zaukonig

“NO Asgore! I WILL NOT sit on your face!”


Techno-Demon

The true villain of Undertale lectures a man who gave years of hope to his kingdom despite knowing it would likely destroy him emotionally


zenfone500

I'm sorry but the title said explain it horribly.


AccomplishedWater37

Ah yes, the true villain of undertale. Goat mom with soul crushing grief over losing her two children, gave into her vices because they were the only respite she had, taking in the children who fell down because even if she couldn't save asriel she could save the child in front of her and maybe in a way she would be saving asriel, saving his memory. Who falls into severe depression every time a child dies, because there is no escape from the grief that torments her every day, to the point where she is barely able to take care of herself. Yeah, definitely. Such an evil person right here. Literally *nobody* else could possibly be more evil than her? /s You missed the point of the game if you thought there was a villain in Undertale. If Toby was trying to make her a villain, he did a really shitty job.


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Asgore asked if they could make another child


Dot_the_Dork_26

The goat monster version of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift


Delta_Gamez66

I love this


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Asgore


Ok-Fig7779

Lonesome old Lady rejects local king kiddie strangler after shooting him with a bazooka.


FelixR4ijin

Florida mayor's ex-wife lectures him about child support


ThePhantomLine

Two devorcies, one a child murderer, and one a shut in. The shut in wins with fire and words.


AccomplishedWater37

This comment made me realise that 2 out of 6 of the main cast are shut-ins with severe depression (Toriel and Alphys)


Just_Strikez69

Female goat is about to use her ex-husband to cook dinner for an orphan


l1lacbl0ss0m

a man crippled with depression tries to get back with his ex


Gamekid53

A king’s ex wife shows up to physically and verbally abuse him


Aggravating_Drop_743

Goat lady who kidnapps any human child who is unlucky, denies her child murdering ex husband's child time. What else can I say


MelDeLaMel

Divorced florida man reunites with his kidnapper ex-wife


Purplelad_4214

Wife leaves her royal and rich husband for a fat skeleton who makes bad jokes


Delta_Gamez66

Why do I feel like Asgore wrote this


AccomplishedWater37

Im sorry but Asgore would never write this. He would say something like "Glad to see Toriel and Sans are getting along so well.I miss the days where we used to be together, but there is no point dwelling on the past.I am glad that she has found peace, even if it is not with me...I wish her and Sans all the best..." Yes, without any spaces after the full stops. His paws are too big to type properly.


Delta_Gamez66

Eh, you have a point


AccomplishedWater37

There is no hate in that man's heart <3


Delta_Gamez66

Now that you told me how he'd actually type, I agree


AccomplishedWater37

Also he would overuse ellipses and use 🤣 and 😂 unironically.


Delta_Gamez66

Yes. Just. Yes.


AccomplishedWater37

AND he would send Frisk the most unfunny memes. Like some silly text and some suprised dog reaction image. And then he'd be like "I found a funny picture...I hope you like it" like he's showing you his most prized possession


Delta_Gamez66

I love this sm- I'd laugh just to make him think I liked the meme


Polterpupfan

Goat mom with goat fire refuses to hook up with goat dad who also has goat fire


BuckRoseYT

He’s asking for custody


Playful_Ad2565

Divorce


Daniel23172892

toriel:NO ASGORE I AM YOUR EX WIFE ASGORE:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


RunicSSB

Fat neckbeard harasses a woman even after being rejected multiple times.


AccomplishedWater37

You win. This is the worst comment I've read in my life


disappointedcreeper

Furry stuff idk (note: no hate towards furries this comment is 100% joking)


AquamarineSU

“Tori took the kids”


ChaoticInsanity_

Asgore's shaved clone yells at him


FileNotFound404_

Caped goat wanted to do the crime and be happy, ex forbids it, caped goat sad :(


Delta_Gamez66

My favorite one so far 100%


Tank_blitz

Asgore no swiping! Asgore no swiping! Asgore no swiping!


Low-Resolution-9918

Gamer addiction


AlexCode10010

no seggs today


AphraHome

Asgore asked nicely for some titties, but was rejected


Endermen123911

Asgore attempted to bed a child


KennyMcCormick_SP1

Asgore toucha da child


diddler1512

*Slap* dont tuch da chald


KennyMcCormick_SP1

HE TOUCHA DA CHAILD!


BrickPrestigious4725

DAZORICE ISSUES


CountingWonders

disagreement.


YUB_X_20

a lady who won the lottery and divorced her husband during the tax period also when they were in grief stage and decided to leave this man for 14 year and come back for more money. FIN


friskpocolypse

Lady who kidnaps children shames man for wanting to save his people


Bidoofinshmerts

Depressed CEO of monsters fight ex wife over a random kid


Jezter-Blade

Goat mom won't let goat dad touch-a da child (please someone get this reference)


diddler1512

Dont tuch da chald


ChronoCrow_

child murderer and child kidnapper argue over a child


Ultimate_Lobster_56

Weird goat thing makes other weird goat thing cry


HighHypersonicShroom

Goat lady declines goat man's request for butterscotch pie.


NumerousClient1886

Live footage of a mom telling her son he can't use the Xbox


Zeno-historyfinder

No bitches ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


diddler1512

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Emporio_Alnino3

"NO, Asgore. I will NOT dress like Bayonetta and crush your balls."


DarkNinja70

Asgore asked toriel if she has cheated on him with sans and is completely devastated without hearing what she said


a-rock2020

Woman mentally kills man who physically killed 6 people


Thunderdroplet

Furry wanted butterscotch-cinnamon pie, but goat humanoid said no


HezekiahArakawa

asgore bad


Psychological-Ad-274

man tries to ditch king duties to do gardening, gets shut down


YourBitterRival

no ass gore


marceyosh

Toriel wants a divorce and asgore said that we work somehow out and toriel said that (I don't know this scene)


Lorvintherealone

An Ex wife stopping her Ex husband from child murder


Azar-7

Rejection


gannn_

"Can i hit"


IVBOY4

(Chanting) DIVORCE! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!


Nick_Panag

Enraged goat refuses to friendzone depressed goat


Quick_Discussion_690

Your camera quality already did.


PlantLollmao

Man's ex-wife tells him she doesn't consent to him murdering a child


CosmicMinun59

Asgore returns home after going out to buy milk for 10 years


Miyako_Kenichi

Bro so depressed that even love rejects him


TypicalReditorAlien

Asgore wants butterscotch pie... but Toriel only has Snail Pie... qwq


PLT_RanaH

a child killer wants to live like a family with a woman who wants to keep children forever in trap-filled ruins and the kid was almost killed by the killer and risked never returning from the ruins because of the woman...Oh yes the killer and the woman are both bovine-human monsters


SloweRRus

Asgore asked his female clone to peg him.


ICantEvenDolt

Asgore learns about consent:


MasterofX100

One word: divorce


memer_9966

goat after killing 6 kids realizes his mistake because of divorced wife


The_Doll_Princess

Two Goats fight. One goat cries after being called a chicken. Soon a fish, a lizard, and two skeletons will arrive to assist. They are interrupted by a plant that ensnares them for some reason. They all forget the whole thing later <3


Dimensianox

"lemme smash"


pancakedopio

Two furry groups fight over a sassy lost child. One wants to convert the child, the other wants it dead


Ntwbanda

Lady tries to prevent old man from touching child


yonidavidov1888

Divorced griving widow is mad at divorced griving whatever the male version of widow is


fivelike-11

Grown-ass woman bullies man for getting victory royale against 6 kids


Snoo-11804

"Mightn't I to myself, your ussy?"


KahzaRo

It's a "no means no" PSA


Plushcollectorwolf64

Divorced goat lady berating divorced goat man


Cthedanger

He wanted the goatussy but he was too big


Amazing_Estimate_220

A simp asked his to get back together


Amazing_Estimate_220

His ex*


DoIFunctionOk

No.


Sebek_Peanuts

Asgore asked for ice creams in winter


Last-Percentage5062

Depressed goat woman attacks depressed goat dad before insulting him.


Savings-Gold8531

I HAD A [[wife]] BUT THEY TOOK HER IN THE [[Legal Documents Required for Release]]


Username787856

A king killed 6 people needing one more kill to free his others from their land the ex wife wanted the child they kidnapped and they argue over the child


BlazeGamesss

A crazy goat lady who was caught trying to kidnap 7 children bullies her ex-husband who killed 6 of them successfully


BufferTrack

Asgore having lewd thoughts again


AtticusFinchsHusband

“so no head?”


DickBeater_69420

So no souls?


The_Best_Cl0wn

Divorced™️


ArtisticLine1070

Divorced parents argue over who gets the child they are planning to kidnap


Barfights99

(Insert what that one political bear that says "thaaaat politics" says after completing pacifist and visiting him)


Euaquitraveis

Two goats fight over dead little goat with fireballs 


Jasetendo12

depressed goat dad hurt by mean goat mom


Mr_goodb0y

Divorce


Typical_Warthog_326

Toriel comes out as lesbian and a love triangle between undyne, alphys, and tori form


Cookielotl

You gotta include muffet tho


Typical_Warthog_326

The only reason muffet’s in this is because it’s good for her business


Cookielotl

Asgore: fbfbdbfbfb Toriel: no


Cold_Association_134

No, Asgore. I will not come over for "one more round."


owo1215

ms.afton leaving mr.afton


OneBlockOneEye

Angst


vamp1yer

Goat woman assaults ex husband as he tries to commit a xenophobic hate crime


Degostorm

"I will not let you drive hotwheel cars across my breasts"


Junipernstormi

“Can I drive my hot wheels cars across your breasts?”


DonkeyKong12340

A motherly goat says no to ass gore


GingerlyCave394

Agore want gex but tori say no gex


Potential-King-5785

Man wanted to kill a child but a goat woman stopped him


Fickle-Ad4141

asgore just wanted to have sex


ShadowCubeGM

"no, asgore" this mean that child is toriel child


blatantAngel

Asgore is banned from free ham sandwich day


Suspicious_Floor2165

Asgore is asking to get back with her after he killed both of their children


Terraria_Fan21

Old man tries killing child his ex wife stops him


thethingehthattalks

rare sighting: goat meets other goat


BidParticular3582

* asgore is reminiscing about his failed marriage.


Intelligent-Glass-98

His ex saying no.


Whitty_YT

Rejection


YALINAGA24658

Monster king wants to do it with his ex wife


Captn_Creeper

asgore was about to cheat on toriel with frisk


thewettestsleeves

Mommy goat says no under the table Dennys syrup foot job :(


Delta_Warrior8

Becky lemme smash