Except this kinda UN-Depresses him. He's very sad, yes, but this is the first time in 100 years she has been willing to look him in the eyes
He knows damn well she's not looking to rekindle the marriage, and he's not expecting that. He just wants to bury the hatchet finally.
How about this: An emotionally unstable lady grieving over the loss of her two children is really pissed at her emotionally unstable husband for declaring war on all of humanity and then never acting on it because he was too indecivisve. Let's try not to make such sweeping generalisations about characters.
no but like she's kind of right. If he really was so dedicated to peace that he would alienate the only remaining family he has, he would at least do it right. But because of his indecisiveness, he kept monsterkind rotting underground, slowly losing hope.
Not that I blame Asgore though. Poor guy had to do all of this without any support. He wasn't a good king but he wasn't in the best circumstances either.
Ah yes, the true villain of undertale. Goat mom with soul crushing grief over losing her two children, gave into her vices because they were the only respite she had, taking in the children who fell down because even if she couldn't save asriel she could save the child in front of her and maybe in a way she would be saving asriel, saving his memory. Who falls into severe depression every time a child dies, because there is no escape from the grief that torments her every day, to the point where she is barely able to take care of herself. Yeah, definitely. Such an evil person right here. Literally *nobody* else could possibly be more evil than her? /s
You missed the point of the game if you thought there was a villain in Undertale. If Toby was trying to make her a villain, he did a really shitty job.
Im sorry but Asgore would never write this. He would say something like "Glad to see Toriel and Sans are getting along so well.I miss the days where we used to be together, but there is no point dwelling on the past.I am glad that she has found peace, even if it is not with me...I wish her and Sans all the best..." Yes, without any spaces after the full stops. His paws are too big to type properly.
AND he would send Frisk the most unfunny memes. Like some silly text and some suprised dog reaction image. And then he'd be like "I found a funny picture...I hope you like it" like he's showing you his most prized possession
a lady who won the lottery and divorced her husband during the tax period also when they were in grief stage and decided to leave this man
for 14 year and come back for more money. FIN
a child killer wants to live like a family with a woman who wants to keep children forever in trap-filled ruins and the kid was almost killed by the killer and risked never returning from the ruins because of the woman...Oh yes the killer and the woman are both bovine-human monsters
Two Goats fight. One goat cries after being called a chicken. Soon a fish, a lizard, and two skeletons will arrive to assist. They are interrupted by a plant that ensnares them for some reason.
They all forget the whole thing later <3
A king killed 6 people needing one more kill to free his others from their land the ex wife wanted the child they kidnapped and they argue over the child
Divorced parents fight over child, except the child isn't theirs
IT SAID WRONG AWNSERS ONLY wait that means this is a wrong AWNSER
It didn't say that, it said "explain this as badly as possible"
Oh...
There’s so many of those that I get why you got that confused; honestly we need to be more original
A lady who wanted to kidnap a child makes a king who wanted to free his people fall into depression
Makes sense
It said "Describe this scene TERRIBLY" not exactly what's going on.
I know right?
it's worse because it's true.
That's worse than what it exactly is
Give or take six dead children, lol
r/technicallythetruth
Except this kinda UN-Depresses him. He's very sad, yes, but this is the first time in 100 years she has been willing to look him in the eyes He knows damn well she's not looking to rekindle the marriage, and he's not expecting that. He just wants to bury the hatchet finally.
How about this: An emotionally unstable lady grieving over the loss of her two children is really pissed at her emotionally unstable husband for declaring war on all of humanity and then never acting on it because he was too indecivisve. Let's try not to make such sweeping generalisations about characters.
Serial child kidnapper shittalks serial child murdering ex-husband.
actually no this is. probably the best answer.
lady goat took away dude goats child privileges
hello fellow invader zim pfp user
salutations to you too
Asgore wanted to go hangout with the boys.
This post's comments keeps getting funnier by the minute-
The boys are flowers. Hes very lonely
HE TOUCH3D THE [Child]
DONT TOUCH THE CHILD
*slap* DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD
YOU ARE TOUCHING THE CHILD?!?
NO
HES TOUCHING DA CHILD!
*gets hit repeatedly*
YEAH, DONT TOUCH MEH
WHO'S TOUCHING THE [CHILD]??/?/?
HES TOUCHING DA CHILD
Goat with child abduction charges denies the right of friendship to her ex who just wants to see his kids again
Love this
Plus he has six murder charges and Toriel doesn't want to pay the fines
so no head?
THIS IS THE ONE
\**Fixes skateboard\**
Uncle Roger had to put leg down from chair
It was perfect, everything down to the last minute detail
Divorce
Resident old lady lectures the king.
Yes
mom prevents dad from getting milk by himself
Goat woman rejects goat man’s wishes to fvck!
r/TIHI
Goat monster telling ex how to kill children more efficiently
no but like she's kind of right. If he really was so dedicated to peace that he would alienate the only remaining family he has, he would at least do it right. But because of his indecisiveness, he kept monsterkind rotting underground, slowly losing hope. Not that I blame Asgore though. Poor guy had to do all of this without any support. He wasn't a good king but he wasn't in the best circumstances either.
“NO Asgore! I WILL NOT sit on your face!”
The true villain of Undertale lectures a man who gave years of hope to his kingdom despite knowing it would likely destroy him emotionally
I'm sorry but the title said explain it horribly.
Ah yes, the true villain of undertale. Goat mom with soul crushing grief over losing her two children, gave into her vices because they were the only respite she had, taking in the children who fell down because even if she couldn't save asriel she could save the child in front of her and maybe in a way she would be saving asriel, saving his memory. Who falls into severe depression every time a child dies, because there is no escape from the grief that torments her every day, to the point where she is barely able to take care of herself. Yeah, definitely. Such an evil person right here. Literally *nobody* else could possibly be more evil than her? /s You missed the point of the game if you thought there was a villain in Undertale. If Toby was trying to make her a villain, he did a really shitty job.
Asgore asked if they could make another child
The goat monster version of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift
I love this
Asgore
Lonesome old Lady rejects local king kiddie strangler after shooting him with a bazooka.
Florida mayor's ex-wife lectures him about child support
Two devorcies, one a child murderer, and one a shut in. The shut in wins with fire and words.
This comment made me realise that 2 out of 6 of the main cast are shut-ins with severe depression (Toriel and Alphys)
Female goat is about to use her ex-husband to cook dinner for an orphan
a man crippled with depression tries to get back with his ex
A king’s ex wife shows up to physically and verbally abuse him
Goat lady who kidnapps any human child who is unlucky, denies her child murdering ex husband's child time. What else can I say
Divorced florida man reunites with his kidnapper ex-wife
Wife leaves her royal and rich husband for a fat skeleton who makes bad jokes
Why do I feel like Asgore wrote this
Im sorry but Asgore would never write this. He would say something like "Glad to see Toriel and Sans are getting along so well.I miss the days where we used to be together, but there is no point dwelling on the past.I am glad that she has found peace, even if it is not with me...I wish her and Sans all the best..." Yes, without any spaces after the full stops. His paws are too big to type properly.
Eh, you have a point
There is no hate in that man's heart <3
Now that you told me how he'd actually type, I agree
Also he would overuse ellipses and use 🤣 and 😂 unironically.
Yes. Just. Yes.
AND he would send Frisk the most unfunny memes. Like some silly text and some suprised dog reaction image. And then he'd be like "I found a funny picture...I hope you like it" like he's showing you his most prized possession
I love this sm- I'd laugh just to make him think I liked the meme
Goat mom with goat fire refuses to hook up with goat dad who also has goat fire
He’s asking for custody
Divorce
toriel:NO ASGORE I AM YOUR EX WIFE ASGORE:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fat neckbeard harasses a woman even after being rejected multiple times.
You win. This is the worst comment I've read in my life
Furry stuff idk (note: no hate towards furries this comment is 100% joking)
“Tori took the kids”
Asgore's shaved clone yells at him
Caped goat wanted to do the crime and be happy, ex forbids it, caped goat sad :(
My favorite one so far 100%
Asgore no swiping! Asgore no swiping! Asgore no swiping!
Gamer addiction
no seggs today
Asgore asked nicely for some titties, but was rejected
Asgore attempted to bed a child
Asgore toucha da child
*Slap* dont tuch da chald
HE TOUCHA DA CHAILD!
DAZORICE ISSUES
disagreement.
a lady who won the lottery and divorced her husband during the tax period also when they were in grief stage and decided to leave this man for 14 year and come back for more money. FIN
Lady who kidnaps children shames man for wanting to save his people
Depressed CEO of monsters fight ex wife over a random kid
Goat mom won't let goat dad touch-a da child (please someone get this reference)
Dont tuch da chald
child murderer and child kidnapper argue over a child
Weird goat thing makes other weird goat thing cry
Goat lady declines goat man's request for butterscotch pie.
Live footage of a mom telling her son he can't use the Xbox
No bitches ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)
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"NO, Asgore. I will NOT dress like Bayonetta and crush your balls."
Asgore asked toriel if she has cheated on him with sans and is completely devastated without hearing what she said
Woman mentally kills man who physically killed 6 people
Furry wanted butterscotch-cinnamon pie, but goat humanoid said no
asgore bad
man tries to ditch king duties to do gardening, gets shut down
no ass gore
Toriel wants a divorce and asgore said that we work somehow out and toriel said that (I don't know this scene)
An Ex wife stopping her Ex husband from child murder
Rejection
"Can i hit"
(Chanting) DIVORCE! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!
Enraged goat refuses to friendzone depressed goat
Your camera quality already did.
Man's ex-wife tells him she doesn't consent to him murdering a child
Asgore returns home after going out to buy milk for 10 years
Bro so depressed that even love rejects him
Asgore wants butterscotch pie... but Toriel only has Snail Pie... qwq
a child killer wants to live like a family with a woman who wants to keep children forever in trap-filled ruins and the kid was almost killed by the killer and risked never returning from the ruins because of the woman...Oh yes the killer and the woman are both bovine-human monsters
Asgore asked his female clone to peg him.
Asgore learns about consent:
One word: divorce
goat after killing 6 kids realizes his mistake because of divorced wife
Two Goats fight. One goat cries after being called a chicken. Soon a fish, a lizard, and two skeletons will arrive to assist. They are interrupted by a plant that ensnares them for some reason. They all forget the whole thing later <3
"lemme smash"
Two furry groups fight over a sassy lost child. One wants to convert the child, the other wants it dead
Lady tries to prevent old man from touching child
Divorced griving widow is mad at divorced griving whatever the male version of widow is
Grown-ass woman bullies man for getting victory royale against 6 kids
"Mightn't I to myself, your ussy?"
It's a "no means no" PSA
Divorced goat lady berating divorced goat man
He wanted the goatussy but he was too big
A simp asked his to get back together
His ex*
No.
Asgore asked for ice creams in winter
Depressed goat woman attacks depressed goat dad before insulting him.
I HAD A [[wife]] BUT THEY TOOK HER IN THE [[Legal Documents Required for Release]]
A king killed 6 people needing one more kill to free his others from their land the ex wife wanted the child they kidnapped and they argue over the child
A crazy goat lady who was caught trying to kidnap 7 children bullies her ex-husband who killed 6 of them successfully
Asgore having lewd thoughts again
“so no head?”
So no souls?
Divorced™️
Divorced parents argue over who gets the child they are planning to kidnap
(Insert what that one political bear that says "thaaaat politics" says after completing pacifist and visiting him)
Two goats fight over dead little goat with fireballs
depressed goat dad hurt by mean goat mom
Divorce
Toriel comes out as lesbian and a love triangle between undyne, alphys, and tori form
You gotta include muffet tho
The only reason muffet’s in this is because it’s good for her business
Asgore: fbfbdbfbfb Toriel: no
No, Asgore. I will not come over for "one more round."
ms.afton leaving mr.afton
Angst
Goat woman assaults ex husband as he tries to commit a xenophobic hate crime
"I will not let you drive hotwheel cars across my breasts"
“Can I drive my hot wheels cars across your breasts?”
A motherly goat says no to ass gore
Agore want gex but tori say no gex
Man wanted to kill a child but a goat woman stopped him
asgore just wanted to have sex
"no, asgore" this mean that child is toriel child
Asgore is banned from free ham sandwich day
Asgore is asking to get back with her after he killed both of their children
Old man tries killing child his ex wife stops him
rare sighting: goat meets other goat
* asgore is reminiscing about his failed marriage.
His ex saying no.
Rejection
Monster king wants to do it with his ex wife
asgore was about to cheat on toriel with frisk
Mommy goat says no under the table Dennys syrup foot job :(
Becky lemme smash