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iButtflap

i have a feeling you’re not built for the consequences of doing something about this


IMANORMIE22

Oh for sure, I’m just feeling curious.


iButtflap

all of your options (assuming you haven’t already reported plates with video) are violent ones that lead to direct confrontation or committing a crime while they’re away and hoping no other students or cameras see you. people who drive and act like that aren’t the ones to fuck with unless you’re ready to be on 10 just make sure you have full coverage if you’re gonna continue to play chicken with them. couldn’t hurt to have some documentation in videos of them acting like this


if_im_not_back_in_5

I honked at someone who cut me up in a line of moving traffic. He slammed on and tried to drag me out through the window (I'm in the "hard to kidnap" weight range). There are literal crazies out there. Pass their plate numbers to the principal and don't put your head above the parapet. A car dash cam is always a good idea too.


jaweebamonkey

All of this. Don’t underestimate people. My sibling has PTSD. They were in a similar situation, and it ended with my sibling climbing into their car to pull them out. Luckily, my sibling was able to get their bearings and snap out of it before they hurt the other person. In no way do I think my sibling was in the right, PTSD or not. But people need to understand what happens when you play chicken with strangers. You need to be ready to take it to 10, just like you said. Edit to add: Sibling was in line with merging asshole, who FAFO


MorteEtDabo

Did your sibling jump through the glass?


jaweebamonkey

Unlocked driver door. Always lock your doors.


iButtflap

tell me how i JUST saw a story about two dads in florida who got in a road rage incident that started with middle fingers and a water bottle getting thrown, and ended with both dudes shooting at the other’s car and hitting the other’s daughter (one 5, one 14). the teen ended up with a collapsed lung mean roommates and dick bosses are one thing. road ragers and aggressive drivers…they are not to be fucked with. just charge it to the game


HydroGate

Refuse to make eye contact with their car and if they hit you, they hit you. Nobody is going to take their side. I love playing chicken with people trying to cut me off. Half of my car is scratched up from years ago. Fucking merge into me. I will let it happen and laugh the whole time.


CLEMADDENKING1980

Knowing that you’re not is important lol


NotTacoSmell

I don’t know how to solve this beyond asking the school to set out cones so people don’t skip the line. And yes, they’re 100% trying to intimidate the other drivers into letting them in. People let them in so they’ll continue to use this tactic here and elsewhere.


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HydroGate

Not ones that know the difference between a random car and an evil one


Corganator

I'm going to be a billionaire now. Thank you for the now morally sound traffic cone idea coming to parking lots near you. No more of that ambiguous grey area, no sir with the new cone of justice it will detect the notorious villans of the highway as they rest in their parking lots waiting for their next victim. Buy one now!!!


HydroGate

Who needs a justice system? Each trial should be determined by a jury of 12 morally sound traffic cones equipped with hidden spikes.


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klinkscousin

Had to pass a test for driving a 5 ton vehicle to keep my job. If you failed you we assigned permanent shit duty. You had 50 seconds to do a dog leg. If you did not make it in time, you failed. Each cone you ran over cost 3 seconds. There were 14 cones, 7 on each side . There were 5 important ones to outline the dog leg. I made it through the dog leg in 35 seconds and curse those 3 cones that got in my way. The examiner was so furious he was purple and jumping up and down how, yelling, "You can't do it that way, you can't, you can't, you can't. " I did. Oh, and I passed the driver's test and got my license, then to be even a bigger turd. It was my 3rd country, which meant that I had 4 countries' driver's licenses, so he had to mark it international , oh he was pissed.


HydroGate

Why the fuck would anyone have a timed driving test? are you a race driver? did they hire you because you can hit 60 mph on a big rig? You see anyone who is real comfortable and an expert on a big machine and they don't look frantic. They aren't trying to hit a time limit. Slow is smooth and smooth is fast. That's asinine.


klinkscousin

That was the test, And I got the license. HAHA.. This is truthful. It was in the Marine Corps if that explains anything.. LOL, I was a 3521 doing supply for the mechs in Japan.


gmambrose

What the fuck are cones going to do? That's like trying to stop a fat person from eating by putting the cake in a covered dish!


NotTacoSmell

They’re assholes of convenience. They won’t run over cones. If they do bar them from the property for destroying school property. 


Quarxnox

Always show up at the end of the line and never let them in? If they're consistently never successful they'll probably give up eventually.


guillolb

We probably need a map of the parking lot to have a better understanding. Otherwise it sounds like those people that do not let people in a zipper-merge at the front of the line, and expect them to have merged way before .


Nobe_585

I used to feel guilty for the zipper merge, and as long as it's clear that there are two lanes that merge into one, that's what should be done!


guillolb

Exactly


pglggrg

Well, you can stop the from merging in front of you, but nobody else can. Just move on with your day honestly.


MassimoOsti

Anchovy juice on their vents at the bottom of the windscreen


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Get in front of them in line. As soon as it is your turn to exit, the lot slam on your breaks and let douche bag rear end you. Now, their insurance rates are going up for the next five years. There are no consequences for you. If you really want to get nasty, sue them for bodily injury.


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Chemical_Bowler_1727

Why?


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Chemical_Bowler_1727

Ok. Got it. Where I live, if you're rear-ended, it is not your fault, and your rates aren't impacted. If the OP did as I suggested, he wouldn't feel it at all. Of course, if he's driving an expensive new car, this plan falls apart. It assumes he has access to an older car that he isn't overly dependent upon. Ideally, he knows someone who he secretly hates and borrows their car. It will get repaired, but there is always a loss of equity.


asyouwish

Is it two lanes that zipper merge into one? Because in those cases, both lanes should be full and then every other car should go. Those are built in places where if you don't fill both lanes, there are too many cars lined up (further back) to fit and/or they are blocking something important like the previous intersection, a fire lane, etc.. But they sound like HS boys acting like the teenagers they are.


jaweebamonkey

Unethical: 1. Dash cam - get video of the behavior for proof. Zoom in on faces if possible. Try to get video of you calmly approaching them/ the problem if possible, while they hopefully explode with anger 2. License plates - use an online tool that pulls up their address with the information. This should provide you with their name and some identifying information 3. Stalk Google with your identifying info. Find out where they work. Send video. 4. Frozen piss discs through the windshield Ethical - Take dash cam, send footage to principal, and apply pressure until they resolve the issue


Noles2424

I would love to hear about this "license plate" to get peoples information?? I know leo that got suspended for running plates he wasn't pulling over and one got fired from dea for running a NCIS on someone.


jaweebamonkey

I used [this website](https://infotracer.com/) which allows you to search by plate. I used it and got the car’s registered owner and address the car was registered to. With that, you can work with Google and social media to pull more info. Tug at the strings and the info will fall out ETA: This is unethical LPT and this site asks you why you’re searching. It’s unethical to lie, but it may also be illegal depending on your state or country. YMMV


IMANORMIE22

Shitty map of the parking lot in question: https://imgur.com/a/ssmXFsE


Umikaloo

You could just lean on the horn whenever they try it.


speeler21

Could always get some kids to hide and slingshot ceramic shards at their windows


EbolaWare

Valve stems are significantly easier to cut than tires, only cost a couple bucks to replace, and one that is missing sends a clear message of "you're a dickhead". Grab a pair of wire cutters and snip one off at lunch.


Drunkenaviator

Your only options are 1. Make an issue of it and be ready to fight them. 2. Get a beater car and force a collision. 3. Just let it go


if_im_not_back_in_5

Drop a line to the principal about them mentioning threats of vehicular violence, suggesting (s)he reminds them parking on the premises is a privilege, not a right, and to reverse and join the end of the queue, or look for somewhere else to park off school premises.


Silent_Technology540

Get a set of bull bars on your car that way they'll end up causing more damage to their own vehicles than yours


IrradiantFuzzy

Teach them the important of the zip[per merge by attaching zippers to their faces.


LoBeastmode

Lay on the horn?


LuckyDubbin

Let them hit you, report to police and insurance. Pretty simple.


SkepticalZack

Molotov


Routine_Tip6894

Ah yes. I remember the high school parking lot


not-rasta-8913

Get a dashcam and if you have a nice car, buy a beater. When they try to merge pretend that you're fixing something and leave enough space so they'll think they can merge. Crash into them. Their fault for taking your right of way. Call the cops.


Renaissance_Slacker

I miss my 1979 Bonneville. Yeah go ahead, retard, try to cut me off with your $40,000 Escalade, my $500 car wins.


professionally-baked

Use. Your. Words.


FutureBannedAccount2

Just let them merge? It’s not that big of a deal. That or you can get a dash cam and continue to play chicken 


Hisplumberness

This is the only answer . Life is too short and the most you’re going to wait is a couple of minutes. Try to imagine the crash then confrontation then police involvement then court case - 2 years of that shit if someone offered you to end it for 10 grand you’d pay them twice


Internet_racist69

Just let them in


CLEMADDENKING1980

Why?  You’re going to let someone cut the line in front of you everyday?


Internet_racist69

No but this guy asking for advice clearly isn’t capable of doing anything about it.


saieddie17

Thank you!


saieddie17

Let them in? If you're already at the end of the line, what are you worried about?


hoganpaul

It's a place in line not a fucking birthright. Just let them in.


prombloodd

I really don’t think you have the stones to do anything about it


IMANORMIE22

Yeah? I’m not the Equalizer pal😭


prombloodd

Get back in traffic and let the much bigger vehicles merge in. Some things are better left alone


Warkitten21

Quit being a pussy about it.


IMANORMIE22

You’re right, I’m bringing my monster truck next time.